My Favorite log (not too old)
posted by *an Orc*
2000-09-06 15:51:22
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just a really funny log of pukes dieing :)

* R C>
An ibex tries to hit Eilenach, but he parries successfully.

* R C>
Eilenach slashes an ibex's right hindfoot extremely hard and shatters it.

* R C>
An ibex fails to hit Eilenach.

* R C>st

Botur narrates 'elF CoRPse DroP*HIC*t HarlonD east gAte...'

* R C>
You stop resting, and stand up.

* R C>
Eilenach cackles in an ibex's face.
Eilenach slashes an ibex's left foreleg extremely hard and shatters it.

* R C>
Eilenach cackles in an ibex's face.

* R C>
Darcnath narrates 'only....'
Eilenach cackles in an ibex's face.

* R C>
An ibex fails to hit Eilenach.

* R C>ass eilench
Who do you want to assist?

* R C>
Eilenach slashes an ibex's left hindleg extremely hard and shatters it.
An ibex is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

* R C>k ibex
* R C>
You smite an ibex's right hindfoot extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
You receive your share of experience.
Yes! 
You're beginning to get the idea.
Your blood freezes as you hear an ibex's death cry.
An ibex is dead! R.I.P.

* R C>rest
You sit down and rest your tired bones.
Xak stops resting, and clambers on his feet.

* R C>stat

Xak sits down and rests.

* R C>OB: 129%, DB: -32%, PB: 34%, Armour: 93%. Wimpy: 100. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 241,753 xp, 0 tp. Wp: 0. Gold: 4. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- noquit

* R C>eq
You are using:
<wielded two-handed> a great warsword (dented)
<worn on forearm>    the black buckler (brand new)
<worn on head>       a great helm (brand new)
<worn on body>       a thick metal breastplate (brand new)
<worn about body>    a forest green cloak (brand new)
<worn on arms>       a heavy pair of vambraces (brand new)
<worn on hands>      a thick pair of metal gauntlets (brand new)
<worn on legs>       a heavy pair of greaves (brand new)
<worn on feet>       a thick pair of metal boots (brand new)
<worn around neck>   a spiked collar (brand new)
<worn on wrist>      a wolfskin wristband (brand new)
<worn on wrist>      a wolfskin wristband (brand new)
<worn on finger>     a ring of silver
<worn on back>       a sturdy weapon harness
<worn across back>   a leather backpack
<worn as belt>       a snakeskin belt
<worn on belt>       a stone
<worn on belt>       a lantern
<worn on belt>       a moneybag
<worn on belt>       a weapon sheath
<worn on belt>       a butcher knife (brand new)

* R C>where
Players in your zone
--------------------
Eilenach             - Bottom of a Waterfall
Xak                  - Bottom of a Waterfall
Sebulba              - Bottom of a Waterfall

* R C>
Eilenach sits down and rests.

* R C>say i prolly need to rent rd soon
Ok.

* R C>
Eilenach giggles.

* R C>
Xak says 'i mean how many times have you heard about darkies killing whities?'

* R C>
Eilenach giggles.

* R C>
Xak says 'at smobs'

* R C>say xak
Ok.

* R C>
Xak says 'via Moria'

* R C>
Mongoose narrates 'and your point is?'

* R C>say dont be a pessimest

Xak says 'i know'

* R C>
Ok.

* R C>
Xak nods in agreement with you.

* R C>say or however you spell it
Ok.

* R C>where
Players in your zone
--------------------
Eilenach             - Bottom of a Waterfall
Xak                  - Bottom of a Waterfall
Sebulba              - Bottom of a Waterfall

* R C>
Xak says 'but i dont want to die though'

* R C>
Eilenach giggles.

* R C>
Eilenach speaks 'we wont die'

* R C>
Eilenach giggles.

* R C>
Eilenach speaks 'but ok'

* R C>
Xak shrugs indifferently.

* R C>
Xak says 'maybe we wont'

* R C>eq
You are using:
<wielded two-handed> a great warsword (dented)
<worn on forearm>    the black buckler (brand new)
<worn on head>       a great helm (brand new)
<worn on body>       a thick metal breastplate (brand new)
<worn about body>    a forest green cloak (brand new)
<worn on arms>       a heavy pair of vambraces (brand new)
<worn on hands>      a thick pair of metal gauntlets (brand new)
<worn on legs>       a heavy pair of greaves (brand new)
<worn on feet>       a thick pair of metal boots (brand new)
<worn around neck>   a spiked collar (brand new)
<worn on wrist>      a wolfskin wristband (brand new)
<worn on wrist>      a wolfskin wristband (brand new)
<worn on finger>     a ring of silver
<worn on back>       a sturdy weapon harness
<worn across back>   a leather backpack
<worn as belt>       a snakeskin belt
<worn on belt>       a stone
<worn on belt>       a lantern
<worn on belt>       a moneybag
<worn on belt>       a weapon sheath
<worn on belt>       a butcher knife (brand new)

* R C>stat
OB: 129%, DB: -32%, PB: 34%, Armour: 93%. Wimpy: 100. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 241,753 xp, 0 tp. Wp: 0. Gold: 4. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- noquit

* R C>
Eilenach speaks 'annesh and i go xp then me thinks... we see how next smob
goes'

* R C>say im getting freezes time to time too
Ok.

* R C>
Xak says 'but we are in the middle of darkies territory'

* R C>map
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* R C>say i know lol

Xak nods in agreement with you.

* R C>
Ok.

* R C>
Elmir narrates 'Ive died 49 times total... :P'

* R C>
Eilenach speaks 'beep if somethin happens pls.. i semi afk'

* R C>
You shiver and feel a watchful eye on you... Someone is searching you!

* R C>
Asanda narrates 'clap'

* R C>
Xak says 'if darkies come seb'

* R C>say scry!
Ok.

* R C>
Xak says 'auto fol me'

* R C>nar scry!
Ok.

* R C>
Saving Sebulba.

* R C>
Xak says 'on you?'

* R C>nar vaina scry on us
Ok.

* R C>
Xak says 'fuck fuck fuck'

* R C>
Vainamoinen narrates 'its ok'

* R C>
Elmir narrates 'not only pk dudes'

* R C>
Eilenach speaks 'we scried?'

* R C>
Vainamoinen narrates 'stay there'

* R C>
Eilenach now follows Xak.

* R C>
Xak says 'fuck fuck fuck'

* R C>
Xak says 'we die'

* R C>where
Xak sighs loudly.
Players in your zone
--------------------
Eilenach             - Bottom of a Waterfall
Annèsh               - A Crumbling Shaft
Vainamoinen          - A Crumbling Shaft
Xak                  - Bottom of a Waterfall
Windfára             - A Crumbling Shaft
Sebulba              - Bottom of a Waterfall
Sreyrin              - A Crumbling Shaft

* R C>
Eilenach giggles.

* R C>say they comming
Ok.

* R C>stat
OB: 129%, DB: -32%, PB: 34%, Armour: 93%. Wimpy: 100. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 241,753 xp, 0 tp. Wp: 0. Gold: 4. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- noquit

* R C>where
Players in your zone
--------------------
Eilenach             - Bottom of a Waterfall
Annèsh               - A Crumbling Shaft
Vainamoinen          - A Crumbling Shaft
Xak                  - Bottom of a Waterfall
Windfára             - A Crumbling Shaft
Sebulba              - Bottom of a Waterfall
Sreyrin              - A Crumbling Shaft

* R C>where
Players in your zone
--------------------
Eilenach             - Bottom of a Waterfall
Annèsh               - A Crumbling Shaft
Vainamoinen          - A Crumbling Shaft
Xak                  - Bottom of a Waterfall
Windfára             - A Crumbling Shaft
Sebulba              - Bottom of a Waterfall
Sreyrin              - A Crumbling Shaft

* R C>
Xak says 'we should just make a camp and yell to them'

* R C>say no camp
Ok.

* R C>
Eilenach giggles.

* R C>
Xak says 'they already here if they scried us'

* R C>where
Players in your zone
--------------------
Eilenach             - Bottom of a Waterfall
Annèsh               - A Crumbling Shaft
Vainamoinen          - A Crumbling Shaft
Xak                  - Bottom of a Waterfall
Windfára             - A Crumbling Shaft
Sebulba              - Bottom of a Waterfall
Sreyrin              - A Crumbling Shaft

* R C>
Xak sighs loudly.

* R C>tell sreyrin we being watched

Xak stops resting, and clambers on his feet.

* R C>
Ok.

* R C>st
You stop resting, and stand up.

* R C>
Eilenach speaks 'target *man*'

* R C>nod
You nod solemnly.

* R C>
Sreyrin tells you 'nod'

* R C>
Xak says 'they target me'

* R C>
Eilenach stops resting, and clambers on his feet.

* R C>
Xak says 'i have most wps'

* R C>
Xak sighs loudly.

* R C>stat
OB: 129%, DB: 18%, PB: 34%, Armour: 93%. Wimpy: 100. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 241,753 xp, 0 tp. Wp: 0. Gold: 4. Alert: normal.

* R C>
Xak carefully examines the ground around him, looking for tracks...

* R C>where
Players in your zone
--------------------
Eilenach             - Bottom of a Waterfall
Annèsh               - A Crumbling Shaft
Vainamoinen          - A Crumbling Shaft
Xak                  - Bottom of a Waterfall
Windfára             - A Crumbling Shaft
Sebulba              - Bottom of a Waterfall
Sreyrin              - A Crumbling Shaft

* R C>
Eilenach speaks '4 orcs moonglum abr... they prob scried'

* R C>say oh shit
Ok.

* R C>
Eilenach speaks 'we were scried right'

* R C>stat
OB: 129%, DB: 18%, PB: 34%, Armour: 93%. Wimpy: 100. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 241,753 xp, 0 tp. Wp: 0. Gold: 4. Alert: normal.

* R C>nod
You nod solemnly.

* R C>where
Players in your zone
--------------------
Eilenach             - Bottom of a Waterfall
Annèsh               - A Crumbling Shaft
Vainamoinen          - A Crumbling Shaft
Xak                  - Bottom of a Waterfall
Windfára             - A Crumbling Shaft
Sebulba              - Bottom of a Waterfall
Sreyrin              - A Crumbling Shaft

* R C>
Xak sits down and rests.

* R C>
Eilenach begins some strange incantations...

* R C>
Xak says 'hmm'

* R C>
Eilenach utters the word 'fido'
Eilenach's spell backfires, and he squeals in surprise!

* R C>
Eilenach begins some strange incantations...
Xak says 'moonglum is a friend'

* R C>tell sreyrin how long theres 4 orcs and moongulum abr
Ok.

* R C>
Xak says 'and he spams like a fuck head'

* R C>
Eilenach utters the word 'fido'

* R C>whois moonglum

Eilenach giggles.

* R C>Moonglum of Mordor, Dark Servant of Sauron is a Man.
This man stands six feet tall and is dressed in fine chain armour.  
You can
barely see the sharp, angular features of his face benith his hooded cloak.
You sense an aura of raw evil and magical power emanating from this creature.

* R C>
Xak says 'super swede link'

* R C>where
Players in your zone
--------------------
Eilenach             - Bottom of a Waterfall
Annèsh               - Mineshaft
Vainamoinen          - Mineshaft
Xak                  - Bottom of a Waterfall
Windfára             - Mineshaft
Sebulba              - Bottom of a Waterfall
Sreyrin              - Mineshaft

* R C>
Eilenach speaks 'we 3 leave?'

* R C>stat
OB: 129%, DB: 18%, PB: 34%, Armour: 93%. Wimpy: 100. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 241,753 xp, 0 tp. Wp: 0. Gold: 4. Alert: normal.

* R C>where
Players in your zone
--------------------
Eilenach             - Bottom of a Waterfall
Annèsh               - Mineshaft
Vainamoinen          - Mineshaft
Xak                  - Bottom of a Waterfall
Windfára             - Mineshaft
Sebulba              - Bottom of a Waterfall
Sreyrin              - Mineshaft

* R C>say we die at for me thinks

Iluvator narrates 'hmm, wargs all over road to rdell, more than usual i think,
no darkies yet though'

* R C>
Ok.
You see *Torek the Orc* falling down.

* R C>
Eilenach speaks 'they still in dragon'

* R C>
*Torek the Orc* smites Eilenach's body extremely hard.

* R C>
Xak stops resting, and clambers on his feet.
Eilenach slashes *Torek the Orc*'s body very hard and tickles it.

* R C>ko
* R C *Torek the Orc*:Fine Eilenach:Fine>
kill *orc*
You smite *Torek the Orc*'s body extremely hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

* R C *Torek the Orc*:Fine Eilenach:Fine>
Eilenach slashes *Torek the Orc*'s right hand very hard and tickles it.

b
* R C *Torek the Orc*:Fine Eilenach:Fine>bash

*an Orc* has arrived from above.

You see *an Orc* falling down.

*Torek the Orc* sends Eilenach sprawling with a powerful bash.

nar orc
Your bash at *Torek the Orc* sends him sprawling.

* R C *Torek the Orc*:Fine Eilenach:Fine>
Ok.

* R C *Torek the Orc*:Fine Eilenach:Fine>
Xak narrates 'vaina help'

* R C *Torek the Orc*:Fine Eilenach:Fine>b
bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* R C *Torek the Orc*:Fine Eilenach:Fine>
Xak cleaves *Torek the Orc*'s left foot extremely hard.

* R C *Torek the Orc*:Fine Eilenach:Fine>b

*an Orc* pounds Eilenach's right arm hard and tickles it.

* R C *Torek the Orc*:Fine Eilenach:Fine>
Quincy narrates 'who was that guy who wanted enchanted arrows?'

* R C *Torek the Orc*:Fine Eilenach:Fine>bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?
Someone utters the word 'yufzbarr'
*a Man* slowly fades into existence.
You smite *Torek the Orc*'s right foot extremely hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

* R C *Torek the Orc*:Hurt Eilenach:Hurt>
*a Man* begins some strange incantations...

* R C *Torek the Orc*:Hurt Eilenach:Hurt>nar come

Glendale narrates 'where?'
Windfára narrates 'kill it'

* R C *Torek the Orc*:Hurt Eilenach:Hurt>
Ok.

* R C *Torek the Orc*:Hurt Eilenach:Hurt>b

Xak cleaves *Torek the Orc*'s body extremely hard.

* R C *Torek the Orc*:Hurt Eilenach:Hurt>bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* R C *Torek the Orc*:Hurt Eilenach:Hurt>b

Elmir narrates 'where at sebbie?'
Eilenach seems to have recovered his senses.

* R C *Torek the Orc*:Hurt Eilenach:Hurt>bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?
*Torek the Orc* seems to have recovered his senses.

* R C *Torek the Orc*:Hurt Eilenach:Hurt>
Eilenach panics, and attempts to flee.
Eilenach leaves north riding the trained horse.

* R C *Torek the Orc*:Hurt Xak:Healthy>b

*an Orc* approaches Xak, trying to crush him.

* R C *Torek the Orc*:Hurt Xak:Healthy>
*Torek the Orc* bleeds from open wounds.
*Torek the Orc* smites Xak's left foot extremely hard and tickles it.

* R C *Torek the Orc*:Hurt Xak:Fine>bash

b
Windfára narrates 'how many?'

Xak narrates 'fucking orcs here'
*a Man* begins some strange incantations...

Xak cleaves *Torek the Orc*'s right foot extremely hard.

Fionwë narrates 'maal, orc, troll warrens'

*an Orc* pounds Xak's right hand extremely hard.

Your bash at *Torek the Orc* sends him sprawling.

* R C *Torek the Orc*:Wounded Xak:Fine>nar 2-3
bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* R C *Torek the Orc*:Wounded Xak:Fine>
Ok.

* R C *Torek the Orc*:Wounded Xak:Fine>b
bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?
You smite *Torek the Orc*'s left leg extremely hard.

* R C *Torek the Orc*:Wounded Xak:Fine>b
bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* R C *Torek the Orc*:Wounded Xak:Fine>b
bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* R C *Torek the Orc*:Wounded Xak:Hurt>b

Elmir tells you 'where?!'

* R C *Torek the Orc*:Wounded Xak:Hurt>bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* R C *Torek the Orc*:Wounded Xak:Hurt>
Forin narrates 'W H E R E'
*a Man* begins some strange incantations...

* R C *Torek the Orc*:Wounded Xak:Hurt>
*an Orc* heroically rescues *Torek the Orc*.
*Torek the Orc* seems to have recovered his senses.

* R C *an Orc*:Healthy Xak:Hurt>
You smite *an Orc*'s body extremely hard.

* R C *an Orc*:Fine Xak:Hurt>nar otrek wounded
Ok.

* R C *an Orc*:Fine Xak:Hurt>b
bash

Xak seems to have recovered his senses.

*an Orc* pounds Xak's body extremely hard.
*an Orc* crushes Xak's body extremely hard and shatters it.

*Torek the Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Torek the Orc* tries to climb up, but he slips.
You see *Torek the Orc* falling down.

*Torek the Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Torek the Orc* tries to climb up, but he slips.
You see *Torek the Orc* falling down.
*Torek the Orc* tries to climb up, but he slips.
You see *Torek the Orc* falling down.
*Torek the Orc* leaves south.

Elmir narrates 'WHER!?'
Your bash at *an Orc* sends him sprawling.

* R C *an Orc*:Fine Xak:Wounded>
*Torek the Orc* has arrived from the south.

* R C *an Orc*:Fine Xak:Wounded>
Xak narrates 'help'

* R C *an Orc*:Fine Xak:Wounded>
Forin narrates 'Fuckit'

* R C *an Orc*:Fine Xak:Wounded>
*a Man* utters the word 'yufzbarr'
*a Man*'s fireball completely envelops you, causing infernal pain.

* R C HP:Fine *an Orc*:Fine Xak:Wounded>
You smite *an Orc*'s left arm extremely hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

* R C HP:Fine *an Orc*:Fine Xak:Wounded>
*a Man* begins some strange incantations...

* R C HP:Fine *an Orc*:Fine Xak:Wounded>
*an Orc* crushes Xak's body and tickles it.

* R C HP:Fine *an Orc*:Fine Xak:Wounded>b
bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* R C HP:Fine *an Orc*:Fine Xak:Wounded>b

*an Orc* seems to have recovered his senses.

* R C HP:Fine *an Orc*:Fine Xak:Wounded>bash

*a Man* utters the word 'yufzbarr'
*a Man*'s fireball completely envelops you, causing infernal pain.

*a Man* begins some strange incantations...

Xak seems to have recovered his senses.

Your bash at *an Orc* sends him sprawling.

* R C HP:Hurt *an Orc*:Fine Xak:Bad>
*a Man* utters the word 'yufzbarr'
*a Man*'s fireball completely envelops you, causing infernal pain.
*Torek the Orc* smites Xak's head extremely hard and shatters it.
Xak panics, and attempts to flee.
Xak leaves south riding a pack horse.

* R C HP:Hurt *an Orc*:Fine>b

You smite *an Orc*'s left leg and tickle it.

* R C HP:Hurt *an Orc*:Fine>
*Torek the Orc* quickly approaches, trying to smite you.

* R C HP:Hurt *an Orc*:Fine>bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* R C HP:Hurt *an Orc*:Fine>b

*an Orc* quickly approaches, trying to crush you.

* R C HP:Hurt *an Orc*:Fine>bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* R C HP:Hurt *an Orc*:Fine>
Xak has arrived from the south riding a pack horse.
*an Orc* crushes your left arm extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!

* R C HP:Hurt *an Orc*:Fine>b
bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* R C HP:Hurt *an Orc*:Fine>
Xak leaves south riding a pack horse.

* R C HP:Hurt *an Orc*:Fine>b

*Torek the Orc* smites your right foot extremely hard.

* R C HP:Wounded *an Orc*:Fine>bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?

* R C HP:Wounded *an Orc*:Fine>f
You flee head over heels.
Misty Mountains
Xak is here, riding a pack horse.
Exits: North.

* R C HP:Wounded>
Someone leaves north riding Something.

o R C HP:Wounded>n
Bottom of a Waterfall
The corpse of an ibex is lying here.
A large warhorse is standing here, clad in mail.
A sturdy trained horse is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
*an Orc* is standing here.
*an Orc* is standing here.
*a Man* is standing here.
*Torek the Orc* is standing here.
Exits: North South West Up.

* R C HP:Wounded>
*Torek the Orc* quickly approaches, trying to smite you.
*an Orc* quickly approaches, trying to crush you.

* R C HP:Wounded *Torek the Orc*:Bad>
*an Orc* pounds your left arm extremely hard and shatters it.

* R C HP:Wounded *Torek the Orc*:Bad>f

*an Orc* crushes your right arm extremely hard.

* R C HP:Wounded *Torek the Orc*:Bad>
You smite *Torek the Orc*'s body extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

* R C HP:Wounded *Torek the Orc*:Bad>PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!

* R C HP:Wounded *Torek the Orc*:Bad>
*Torek the Orc* smites your body extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* R C HP:Bad *Torek the Orc*:Bad>f

You flee head over heels.
It is pitch black...
You are on a mountain.

o R C HP:Bad>
You flee head over heels.
Bottom of a Waterfall
The corpse of an ibex is lying here.
A large warhorse is standing here, clad in mail.
A sturdy trained horse is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
*an Orc* is standing here.
*an Orc* is standing here.
*a Man* is standing here.
*Torek the Orc* is standing here.
Exits: North South West Up.

* R C HP:Bad>
*an Orc* quickly approaches, trying to crush you.
*an Orc* leaves south.

* R C HP:Bad *an Orc*:Fine>s
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* R C HP:Bad *an Orc*:Fine>f
*a Man* begins some strange incantations...
You flee head over heels.
It is pitch black...
You are on a mountain.

o R C HP:Bad>s
s
Someone quickly approaches, trying to pound you.
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

o R C HP:Bad Someone:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

o R C HP:Bad Someone:Fine>
Someone pounds your body extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o R C HP:Awful Someone:Fine>
PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!

o R C HP:Awful Someone:Fine>
You smite Someone's body extremely hard.

o R C HP:Awful Someone:Fine>f
You flee head over heels.
Bottom of a Waterfall
The corpse of an ibex is lying here.
A large warhorse is standing here, clad in mail.
A sturdy trained horse is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
*an Orc* is standing here.
*a Man* is standing here.
*Torek the Orc* is standing here.
Exits: North South West Up.

* R C HP:Awful>s

*an Orc* crushes your left foot extremely hard and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* R C HP:Awful *an Orc*:Fine>s
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
*Torek the Orc* leaves south.

o R C HP:Awful Someone:Fine>f
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

o R C HP:Awful Someone:Fine>Annèsh has suddenly arrived.
PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!

* R C HP:Awful *an Orc*:Fine>f

*an Orc* has arrived from the south.

* R C HP:Awful *an Orc*:Fine>
*an Orc* quickly approaches, trying to pound you.

o R C HP:Awful Someone:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
Trail along a River
Annèsh is standing here.
Exits: East South West.

* R C HP:Awful>
You flee head over heels.
It is pitch black...
You are on a mountain, following a trail.

o R C HP:Awful>s
You can't go into deep water!

o R C HP:Awful>s
You can't go into deep water!

o R C HP:Awful>s
w
You can't go into deep water!

o R C HP:Awful>It is pitch black...
You are on a mountain, following a trail.

o R C HP:Awful>s
You can't go into deep water!

o R C HP:Awful>s
You can't go into deep water!

o R C HP:Awful>s
w
You can't go into deep water!

o R C HP:Awful>It is pitch black...
You are on a mountain, following a trail.

o R C HP:Awful>w
It is pitch black...
You are on a mountain, following a trail.

o R C HP:Awful>w
It is pitch black...
You are on a mountain, following a trail.

o R C HP:Awful>w
w
It is pitch black...
You are in a field, following a trail.

o R C HP:Awful>s
It is pitch black...
You are in a field, following a trail.

o R C HP:Awful>s
Alas, you cannot go that way...

o R C HP:Awful>s

Something barely hits your right leg.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o R C HP:Awful Something:Healthy>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

o R C HP:Awful Something:Healthy>w
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

o R C HP:Awful Something:Healthy>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
Something swiftly dodges your attempt to smite it.

o R C HP:Awful Something:Healthy>f
You flee head over heels.
It is pitch black...
You are on a mountain, following a trail.

o R C HP:Awful>w
Alas, you cannot go that way...

o R C HP:Awful>w
w
Alas, you cannot go that way...

o R C HP:Awful>n
Alas, you cannot go that way...

o R C HP:Awful>w
Alas, you cannot go that way...

o R C HP:Awful>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

o R C HP:Awful>s
Alas, you cannot go that way...

o R C HP:Awful>e
Alas, you cannot go that way...

o R C HP:Awful>s
Alas, you cannot go that way...
Saving Sebulba.

o R C HP:Awful>
Something hits your body and shatters it.
You're stunned and will probably die soon if no-one helps you.

o C HP:Awful Something:Healthy>f
All you can do right now, is think about the stars!

o C HP:Awful Something:Healthy>stat

You feel a strong ache there!
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

o C HP:Dying Something:Healthy>OB: 105%, DB: -129%, PB: 34%, Armour: 93%. Wimpy:
 100. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 241,753 xp, 0 tp. Wp: 0. Gold: 4. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- a light wound at the head.
- a deep wound at the body.
- panic
- a deep wound at the left arm.
- noquit
- novoid

o C HP:Dying Something:Healthy>
You feel a strong ache there!
You are mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

o C HP:Dying Something:Healthy>
Ouch! 
You lose a level!

You are dead! Sorry...


o C HP:Awful>f
Nah... 
You feel too relaxed to do that..

* C HP:Awful>stat
OB: 113%, DB: -28%, PB: 0%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 100. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 241,753 xp, 0 tp. Wp: 0. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.

* C HP:Awful>
Heero suddenly vanishes in an explosion of rhymes!

* C HP:Awful>l
Halls of Mandos
A large fountain, made from grey stone, pours water from its centre.
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.

* C HP:Awful>sleep

Zisk has entered the game.

* C HP:Awful>
You go to sleep.

* C HP:Awful>stat
OB: 113%, DB: -53%, PB: 0%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 100. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 241,753 xp, 0 tp. Wp: 0. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.

* C HP:Awful>whois sebulba
Sebulba Darkstorm, Head-Knight of Esgaroth is a level twenty-seven Eriadorian
Weaponsmaster.
Is playing from *.net.
                       _,-,
                   ,-'`_,- \
                   \==```   \__
                    \Sebulba \/
                  ,.-\   of   \
              _,-`_,-`\Esgaroth\
           ,-' _,`     \--`````.\
       ,-'`_,-'         \_,.--'`
  _,-'`_,-`
<`_,-'`

* C HP:Awful>stat
OB: 113%, DB: -53%, PB: 0%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 100. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 241,753 xp, 0 tp. Wp: 0. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.

* C HP:Awful>info
You are a male Eriadorian.
You are 18 years, 0 months and 0 days old. It's your birthday today!
You have played 1 months, 17 days and 20 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Sebulba Darkstorm, Head-Knight of Esgaroth (level 27).
You are five feet four and weigh nine stone and eleven pounds.
Perception: vision 40, hearing -40, smell -75. Alertness: normal.
You are a firm believer in the values of Right and Wrong.
You are welcome in Bree, Shire, Fornost, the Grey Havens, and Rivendell.
You are carrying 0 pounds of equipment. Peanuts.
Your base abilities are: Str:17 Int:10 Wis:9 Dex:16 Con:15 Wil:18 Per:14.
Offensive Bonus: 113%, Dodging Bonus: -53%, Parrying Bonus: 0%.
You are not wearing any armour.
You have 10/343 hit, 86/86 mana, and 137/137 movement points.
You will flee if your hit points go below 100. 
Your mood is wimpy.
You have scored 8,408,247 experience points and you have 42,093 travel points.
You need 241,753 exp. points and 0 travel points to reach the next level.
You have 0 copper.
You are speaking Westron.
You will climb if necessary.

* C HP:Awful>whois torek
Torek the New Breed is a level thirty-one Orkish Warrior.

* C HP:Awful>wf
who female
Females
-------
      Syra  
      Sexybabe the Man Apprentice  (Linkless)
      Ginger the Elven Apprentice  (Linkless)
      Lavendel the Elven Heroine 
      Haldis Moondragon, the Kind, 
      Annèsh the Heroine, Glorfindel's lil bitch 
      Bumbulina the Man Rider 
 [Mw] Ren takes off on a new adventure! 
      Aluwyen the Elven Scholar  (Idle)
      Valery the Elven Battlemistress 
      Asanda the Man Battlemistress 
      Tua  
 [Mw] MaraJade the Writer (af screen) 

13 players on.

* C HP:Awful>
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Unknown2000-09-06 15:52:52
sebulba didnt post this btw
Eothen2000-09-06 15:58:55
Scry would be a good time to run away...
Uldrak2000-09-06 16:30:35
And the meaning of this log was?
Unknown2000-09-06 16:41:03
stare
dont fucking repost logs that have already been posted on this site
Mouser2000-09-06 16:55:22
Everyone seems to be posting their 'best of' series. If you post and old
log please state that its old (this one did) and don't post it if its been
posted here before.

I personally want to read fresh logs, so get out there get on with the war.

Mouser (who happens to be sitting naked and linkless in the misties at
the moment)
Axel2000-09-06 17:37:38
You see *Torek the Orc* falling down.
*an Orc* has arrived from above.
You see *an Orc* falling down.
YEAH, Orcs falling down from the sky!
Xak2000-09-06 18:00:14
Who posted this log? Myself and Sebulba are the only one containing the log file. Hmmmm....
Btw we couldnt have left for we had no clue where to go! Vainamoinen Sreyrin(Scrape) and Annesh were doing dragon at that time and we were told to stay calm and still.
We might have had a fighting chance if Eilenach wouldnt have spam fled at very beginning, but I do understand
his point.
Horus2000-09-06 21:32:43
Eilenach speaks 'we wont die'
grunge2000-09-06 22:06:21
hehe where was Vaina? and why wasn't rock blocked?
and somebody needs to bitchslap Xak, he talk as though his testicles
were going to be twisted off and wrenched from his body if his poor xak dies...
and btw, ppl don't target on the basis of wps (at least, not me, maybe lth)...
i target ppl on the base of their skill, therefore, you would've been at the
bottom of my list of targets xak, since i know you would quickly discard your
panties and run like a bitch.
Dresden2000-09-06 22:35:12
I fail to see anything funny about this log...
Xak2000-09-06 22:40:34
No Grunge, sorry I dont drop my "panties and run like a bitch". I would have stayed and fought, as I did here until bad. I was hoping vainamoinen would have come quicker and it would have been a better fight. Sebulba got lost in the dark and I luckily met a few friens spamming away. As for caring about dying, yes I do, because I dont have people that just "drops" metal sets at my feet and I dont play 20 Hours a day. So the eq i do have I got myself. Thank you, and targeting me, I was more newbish at this time than before. So how about targeting me now, and we see what goes down.
Hunthor (AKA Se2000-09-07 00:15:06
well, those orcs found my corpse, but didn't loot me since I mobripped. Vaina got all my stuff including warsword and buckler. Much more respect then :) (this log was 6-8 months ago btw)
Ethar2000-09-07 03:46:30
i havent seen this log before?
Eilenach2000-09-08 12:23:37
two things.
1) i said we wont die because i figured that the people
i was with would have the brains to leave if we were losing.

2) i knew Vaina wouldn't come as he could care less about us.
so when i had 4 on me... and knew that in a 4 vs 3 with no scrolls
and no casters.... we were toast, i left, thinking that my group
would know to do the same.
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