misportal
posted by Drax
2000-09-10 14:49:42
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another nice portal... *RoFL*
# Drax 10.09.2000 (spam cutted)
# Story: Me (Drax) helping Zorgmol tpsing on ABR and moving south
# to dunland ... heard narrate that Fingeror somewhat south on our
# way and since out mission was to find some tps, not pkill, then
# we thought it may be good diea to portal past them :)



Blaz narrates 'fingeror near khuzur'           <------------!!!
* W C Mana:Burning>say damn
Ok.
Zorgmol nods solemnly.
* W C Mana:Burning>say finegror on our way :(
Ok.
* W C Mana:Burning>
Zorgmol says 'get out of corner'
* W C Mana:Burning>u
Small Corridor
A cockroach is scuttling across the floor carrying some debris.
Exits: North West Down.
A cockroach panics, and attempts to flee.
A cockroach leaves .. DOWN ...
* W C Mana:Burning>n
Yet some more Stairs
Exits: South Up.

# moving out ...

The smuggler is dead! R.I.P.
Zorgmol gets a pile of coins from the corpse of the smuggler.
* W C Mana:Burning>
Zorgmol says 'make portal to dunland'
* W C Mana:Burning>
The King of the Ironhills says `boo'
* W C Mana:Burning>ope fall east
e
ope fall east
e
It's already open!
* W C Mana:Burning>The Waterfall
Exits: West Up Down.
* W C Mana:Burning>say cant
say cant, its neutral zone
You try to speak, but your voice is swallowed by the thick air surrounding you.
* W C Mana:Burning>map
map
           Map of Nearby Zones
      -----------------------------
     |                   ^ ^^^O  ??|
     |             W   ~*~^^^^^??? |
     |%%:         ****:*~      ??? |
     |:::~:::::=:~***~R:*          |
     |              ?^             |
     |              ?:             |
     |              ~^             |
     |              X              |
     |              ~              |
     |              ^              |
     |             ~^^^    ?       |
     |~:          *^MM^? ????    N |
     | ::%::    ~~~   ^:*????      |
     |  T%::::::~                  |
     |          :                  |
      -----------------------------
* W C Mana:Burning>
Zorgmol tells you 'then we get ridd of fingeror'
* W C Mana:Burning>u
u
Over the Waterfall
A trout swims here.
A trout swims here.
Exits: East Up Down.
ACK! Zorgmol didn't follow you, you lost him.
* W C Mana:Burning>u
u
At the Edge of the Dark Forest
Exits: East Down.
* W C Mana:Burning>ride
ride
A pack horse stops following you.
You pick up a pack horse's reins, and start riding him.
* R W C Mana:Burning>tell zorgmol uu
tell zorgmol uu
Ok.
* R W C Mana:Burning>
Zorgmol has arrived from below.
* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>say we cant portal
Ok.
* R W C HP:Fine>say since dunalnd is neutral zones
Ok.
* R W C HP:Fine>e
At the Edge of the Dark Forest
Exits: North East West.
* R W C HP:Fine>look
look

A hungry warg stops following Zorgmol.
Zorgmol picks up a hungry warg's reins, and starts riding it.
* R W C HP:Fine>At the Edge of the Dark Forest
Zorgmol the Orc is here, riding a hungry warg.
* R W C HP:Fine>
Zorgmol says 'how far can you portal ?'
* R W C HP:Fine>llife wing             <-- trying to portal to wings some s Khuzur
cast normal 'locate life' wing             to avoid meeting Fingeror somewhere there...
You start to concentrate...
a cavern-wing            - Indoors       Far       Key: 'ohmscaqinlla'
a cavern-wing            - Indoors       Far       Key: 'ohmscaqinlla'
a cavern-wing            - Indoors       Far       Key: 'ohmscaqinlla'
a cavern-wing            - Indoors       Far       Key: 'ohmscaqinlla'
a cavern-wing            - Indoors       Far       Key: 'ohmscaqinlla'
* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>alias wings cast normal 'teleport' ohmscaqinlla
alias wings-w cast normal 'watch room' ohmscaqinlla
alias wings-p cast normal 'portal' up ohmscaqinlla
Ok.
* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Ok.
* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Ok.
* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>wings-p
cast normal 'portal' up ohmscaqinlla
You muster all of your concentration...
score
The exit up seems to blur for a while.
A shimmering wall of colours has appeared floating above the ground, giving
only hints to the other side of it.
* R W C Mana:Icy>154/154 hit, 7/130 mana, and 100/100 moves.
* R W C Mana:Icy>
Zorgmol throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
* R W C Mana:Icy>say it should be some s khuzur
Ok.
* R W C Mana:Icy>wim
cha mood wimpy
Ok.
* R W C Mana:Icy>score
score
154/154 hit, 10/130 mana, and 100/100 moves.
* R W C Mana:Icy>
Zorgmol nods solemnly.
* R W C Mana:Icy>enter portal      <-- best misportal so far in my entire life!!
A Grassy Trail
*Fingeror the Sindarin Elf* is here, riding a horse of the Rohirrim (Shrouded).
*Grunganator the Dwarf* is standing here.
Exits: North East South.
* R W C Mana:Icy>
*Fingeror the Sindarin Elf* begins some strange incantations...
* R W C Mana:Icy>e
*Grunganator the Dwarf* tries to smite Zorgmol, but he parries successfully.
Animal Path
An orc sentry is here on patrol.
Exits: East South West.
* R W C Mana:Icy>n
Alas, you cannot go that way...
* R W C Mana:Icy>w
A Grassy Trail
Exits: North East South.
The sun slowly disappears in the west.
Timer now at 60 secs.
* R W C Mana:Icy>w

*Fingeror the Sindarin Elf* has arrived from the north riding a horse of the
Rohirrim.
*Grunganator the Dwarf* has arrived from the north.
* R W C Mana:Icy>
Alas, you cannot go that way...
* R W C Mana:Icy>w
Alas, you cannot go that way...
* R W C Mana:Icy>s
Switchback
The gorcrow is standing here.
Exits: North West.
* R W C Mana:Icy>s
Alas, you cannot go that way...
* R W C Mana:Icy>w
Switchback
Exits: East South.
* R W C Mana:Cold>s
A Dangerous Trail
Exits: North South.
* R W C Mana:Cold>map
           Map of Nearby Zones
      -----------------------------
     |                          ?? |
     |                          ?? |
     |                  ^ ^^^O  ?? |
     |            W   ~*~^^^^^???  |
     |%:         ****:*~      ???  |
     |::~:::::=:~***~R:*           |
     |             ?X              |
     |             ?:              |
     |             ~^              |
     |             *               |
     |             ~               |
     |             ^               |
     |            ~^^^    ?        |
     |:          *^MM^? ????    N  |
     |::%::    ~~~   ^:*????       |
      -----------------------------



Zorgmol tells you 'lol !'
Thorzor narrates 'thye ford in a sec'
Morris narrates 'who?'
Thorzor narrates 'coem here'
Scaramanga narrates 'fing and grune'
Morris narrates 'coming'
Scaramanga narrates 'grunge'
* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>tell Zorgmol laugh
Ok.
Zorgmol tells you 'no kidding :)'
Zorgmol tells you 'nice gettaway portal'   <-- cant be more right about that! *RoFL*
*Grunganator the Dwarf* yells 'twiddle'
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Draaz2000-09-10 14:54:10
*pat* =P
Glader2000-09-10 14:55:29
Be glad Fingeror is so slow he didnt go east and closed exit on you!
elroh2000-09-10 15:23:52
* L A U G H *
Invader2000-09-10 20:02:18
ROFL
Tuorin et al2000-09-10 21:10:44
That is fucking fantastic. LOVED IT! Glad no harm came, but
just plain great random funniness.
Alaia2000-09-10 22:15:44
~*R.O.F.L*~
That's the way to show em! ;)
Isoldir2000-09-11 03:45:26
Next time maybe you scry/watch room that key before portal :P
grunge2000-09-11 06:51:47
hehe, we thought was on purpose :)
(i had to make sure i wasn't wearing a banded i couldn't believe i saw
electricity)
Lochdale2000-09-11 15:48:03
Hmmm usually you can smell Grunganator from many zones away.
Pampalini2000-09-11 23:25:55
Portal to Ohurk would be more fun :)
Zorgmol2000-09-12 09:07:01
Hihi, was fun indeed.
Duvel2000-09-12 10:55:23
Giggle, I still love the portal into the DT at Mormaeg some 100 logs ago =)))))
Asmandeus2000-09-16 12:33:44
lol!!!
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