Typical Mume BULLSHIT....
posted by Nerf
2000-09-12 07:32:37
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Was badly lagged, made acts, hoping for consideration, got none of course.....ju
o C Move:Slow>sl
You go to sleep.
o C Move:Slow>acts afk beep please badlag
Ok.
o C Move:Slow>
Saving Nerf.
o C>
Suddenly *a Hobbit* stabs you in the back.
That really HURT!----------------------------*fine, to be expected*
* C HP:Hurt *a Hobbit*:Healthy>
You try to smite *a Hobbit*, but he parries successfully.
* C HP:Hurt *a Hobbit*:Healthy>
*a Hobbit* barely pierces your left leg and tickles it.
* C HP:Hurt *a Hobbit*:Healthy>
*a Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.
* C HP:Hurt *a Hobbit*:Healthy>
*a Hobbit* fails to pierce you.

* C HP:Hurt *a Hobbit*:Healthy>
*a Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Hobbit* leaves east.

o C HP:Hurt>
You suddenly notice *a Hobbit*.
Suddenly *a Hobbit* stabs you in the back.
That really HURT!------------------------------*sure, mebbe newbie dumb troll*
* C HP:Wounded *a Hobbit*:Healthy>
*a Hobbit* swiftly dodges your attempt to smite him.

* C HP:Wounded *a Hobbit*:Healthy>
*a Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Hobbit* leaves east.

o C HP:Wounded>
You suddenly notice *a Hobbit*.--------------notice no flushing
*a Hobbit* fails to pierce you.

* C HP:Wounded *a Hobbit*:Healthy>
You try to smite *a Hobbit*, but he parries successfully.
You swiftly dodge *a Hobbit*'s attempt to pierce you.

* C HP:Wounded *a Hobbit*:Healthy>
*a Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Hobbit* leaves west.

o C HP:Wounded>
You suddenly notice *a Hobbit*.
Suddenly *a Hobbit* stabs you in the back.
That really HURT!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* C HP:Awful *a Hobbit*:Healthy> --------------*OH BOY, 3 STABS< HMMMMM*
You flee head over heels.
In a Dead Forest
The large rock face to the south has deprived the trees here of sunlight. In
the resulting shadow they have decayed and rotted, some with the sweet sickly
odour of death, others with the gnarled withered contortion of lightless old
age. 
You sense evil. 
You shiver. East you hear the muted gurgle of water.
North a large spire of rock pushes its way above the forest.
The corpse of the huge, poisonous spider is lying here.
Exits: East *West*.
o C HP:Awful>
You suddenly notice *a Hobbit*.            AGAIN NO FLUSHING
*a Hobbit* barely pierces your right foot.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* C HP:Awful *a Hobbit*:Healthy>
You try to smite *a Hobbit*, but he parries successfully.

* C HP:Awful *a Hobbit*:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* C HP:Awful *a Hobbit*:Healthy>
*a Hobbit* fails to pierce you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* C HP:Awful *a Hobbit*:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.
In a Thick Forest
You are in a dark, dense forest. All sounds of animals and the like have
dissappeared. The light has grown very dim. Strange vegetation crowds about
you. It has an unfamiliar odour and you find yourself becoming disoriented.
Exits: *North* East *West*.

* C HP:Awful>
The sun burns you! 
You slowly turn into stone.
o C HP:Awful>st
You stop resting, and stand up.
o C HP:Awful>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!
o C HP:Awful>stat
OB: 9%, DB: 22%, PB: 6%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 20. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 999 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.
Yeah, shoulda had wimpy 0, but link was so shit, couldn’t do much
I know this shit happens, but it still sucks……I’ll see you later, noname hobbit fucker…
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nerf2000-09-12 07:33:51
craptastic eh?
Koft2000-09-12 07:44:04
Survival of the fittest.
Kötta2000-09-12 08:23:36
Gat damn lame motherfucker!

comf on sundeath
Nazgum2000-09-12 08:27:52
wow that's harsh :(

that is THE reason i won't play troll, lose link/freeze
too often and i know i won't get reimb when it toasts
me
Axel2000-09-12 09:44:07
hey, if u were able to type 'act' and know that afk/lag killing is pretty trendy
lately - why dont you cha wim 0 ? ok man, smartass stuff - come of sundeath
Axel2000-09-12 09:44:38
i certainly meant COMF ON SUNDEATH
Silicon2000-09-12 09:52:09
Ouch , that sucked. Comf
Enforcer2000-09-12 10:05:53
u shoulda gotten pkdeath, not sundeath, hobster did all damage, right? *blink*
comf tho
Enforcer2000-09-12 10:12:02
looks like u went afk tho...
Duvel2000-09-12 10:44:50
COOOOMMMFFF But that is the reason I have always wimpy 0, that is also reason why I sometimes mobdie hitfleeing Grey Trolls at Grinder or when I die to pukes linkdead cause they are stupid and do not see me autoflee and think I am berserk (yeah right =P)
Unknown2000-09-12 11:17:03
comf.
change linkdrop 10? dunno if that would help anything
Zeus2000-09-12 12:14:07
Nice Hobbit...:P
MrJoe2000-09-12 12:54:51
*comf* on sundeath
Dresden2000-09-12 13:09:49
Nod Enforcer, looks like the guy just went afk in a bad place
Uldrak2000-09-12 13:42:03
its not nice but seems u were afk
Nerf2000-09-12 14:37:44
yeah, like i said in bottom i dont know why i didnt have wimpy on 0 then, i usually do, so that was stupid on my part, but...... oh fuck it, I just go relevel. laters
GORETONGUE2000-09-12 16:47:52
ALWAYS WIMP 0
ALWAYS CLIMB OFF
ALWAYS SWIM OFF

Turn these on when you need them only. Troll at least.
Mouser2000-09-12 16:50:52
First off ... *comf* on the sundeath that sucked .... too bad hobbit didnt stab
again before you sunripped

But the rest is BS........
o C Move:Slow>sl
You go to sleep.
o C Move:Slow>acts afk beep please badlag
What is this crap? Since when do players expect to sleep, go afk and not
get hunted?

AFK is absolutely no excuse. An AFK troll is not a linkless troll so expect no
mercy. I am glad that the little hobbit gave none. Hobbit was likely tracking
and comes upon a sleeping troll .... he suppose to think your linkless? He
certainly noticed you afk and decided that you deserved no mercy.

*rofl*

Rogon2000-09-12 18:50:31
laugh you put an act on beeing afk and think you'll be spared? laugh!!! funny shit dude, i mean, cmon, the hobbit did you a favour and taught you a much needed lesson.
Hannibal2000-09-12 23:07:14
i think afk is a perfect reason to spare someone.. i mean, dont like go afk in the middle of a fight.. but if u for example meet some *elf* around bree with a afk-flag you shouldnt kill him. sorry for all you nolife-nerd-labbies out there, who dont understand that real life can call in the worse situations, i can write u guys a fucking mail if u like *nod self*
Goliath2000-09-12 23:19:25
Take it from the good side, at least the *hobbit* didnt get you on trophy. :-)
Oscarmeyer2000-09-12 23:57:53
The sundeath totally blows, but I personally am totally against linkless killing and totally for afk killing. If someone has an RL emergency, they should yell it (I will spare them if I believe it) then go afk. I have spared numerous pukes with RL problems (ok, 3-4) and I have been spared in turn. But if some dipshit is taking a leak RL while resting on OER, he deserves to die. Maybe then he will learn not to drink a keg before logging on, and he will be sober enough not to die anyway.
Reef2000-09-13 01:13:29
People deserve to die for being afk?! Grow up big guy, its a friggin game... I think most of the people who 'play' have forgotten this. One of the several reasons why so many people are leaving atm.
Rogon2000-09-13 06:11:46
i need to rest moves, i'm slow... hey i put an act afk and maybe i wont even get stabbed. bullshit. need to go afk, go someplace safe.
Reef2000-09-13 06:30:36
Sure you can abuse it, thats your perogative, only wankers would though...
Drakin2000-09-13 07:24:09
Going AFK when you suntrapped, offcourse u should be killed
If u want to go afk at least do it somewhere safer like warrens
Expecting ppl to leave u till sun goes down. *ponder*
Dont play troll if u like to go places and then goes afk expecting no1
will kill you then.
Jocke2000-09-13 09:27:37
Newbie! :)
Most of us would only blame ourselves for beeing stupid. It was your own fault.
Relim2000-09-13 15:34:29
I blame Jocke for me being stupid.
Ethar2000-09-14 04:40:32
personally i would have left you, but you cannot blame hobbit *comf on sundeath* but really going afk at such places is quite stupid :(
tester...2000-09-14 14:51:13
shallalaa...
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