Naaassssty Hobbbit!
posted by Dresden
2000-09-21 01:34:52
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Isolde, Tolman devise a nasty plan (or was it a coincidence?)
//// We try a Nacs trap (tm) at old warrens but it fails
//// cause Relim scouts when we just fighting a bear
//// Then we stand outside, Relim, Sylan, Tolman (stabcommando)
//// and Isolde attack, but they get bashed and Sylan gets to
//// wounded, so we try bash on him, but apparently he understands
//// it, and instead they prepare us a nasty surprise.

Diamonium tells you 'i search u bash sylan'
Diamonium narrates 'BASH SYLAN'
Someone giggles.
You suddenly notice *Sylan the Eriadorian Man*.
Diamonium has revealed *Sylan the Eriadorian Man*!
*Sylan the Eriadorian Man* tried to steal something from you!
Diamonium tells you 'SPAM BASH SYLAN PLEASE'
Diamonium tells you 'SPAM BASH SYLAN PLEASE'
Diamonium tells you 'SPAM BASH SYLAN PLEASE'
t diamonium i am

//// Well I am spamming, but he keeps walking in and out
//// and trying to steal something from me (maybe Relim wanted
//// his arrows back :P)
//// So this is what I get

I see no sylan here.
I see no sylan here.
I see no sylan here.
I see no sylan here.
I see no sylan here.
I see no sylan here.
I see no sylan here.
I see no sylan here.
I see no sylan here.
I see no sylan here.
I see no sylan here.

//// 
You get the idea :)

You suddenly notice *Sylan the Eriadorian Man*.
*Sylan the Eriadorian Man* leaves east.
Diamonium tells you 'ma searchin'
Diamonium has revealed *Sylan the Eriadorian Man*!
*Sylan the Eriadorian Man* leaves east.
Diamonium has revealed *Sylan the Eriadorian Man*!
*Sylan the Eriadorian Man* leaves west.
Diamonium has revealed *Sylan the Eriadorian Man*!
*Sylan the Eriadorian Man* leaves east.

//// Ok

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>b $t

*Isolde the Eriadorian Woman* has arrived from above - WARHORSE.

//// Isolde also walk in and out and noone is hitting him, so
//// he just stands there and devises his evil plan

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>I see no sylan here.
You suddenly notice *Tolman the Harfoot Hobbit*.

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
Diamonium has revealed *Relim the Dúnadan Man*!
Diamonium strongly slashes *Relim the Dúnadan Man*'s body and tickles it.

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>b $t

*Relim the Dúnadan Man* nocks a missile in a yew longbow.

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>I see no sylan here.

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
*Relim the Dúnadan Man* nocks a missile in a yew longbow.
---- UP ----
*Tolman the Harfoot Hobbit* leaves up.

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>b $t
I see no sylan here.

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
*Relim the Dúnadan Man* nocks a missile in a yew longbow.

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>b $t
I see no sylan here.

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>b $t
I see no sylan here.

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
*Relim the Dúnadan Man* nocks a missile in a yew longbow.
Diamonium slashes *Relim the Dúnadan Man*'s right foot extremely hard.

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>b $t
*Relim the Dúnadan Man* !!! IS FLEEING !!!
---- WEST ----
*Relim the Dúnadan Man* leaves west.
I see no sylan here.

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
You suddenly notice *Sylan the Eriadorian Man*.

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>b $t
Your victim has disappeared!
---- SOUTH ----
*Sylan the Eriadorian Man* leaves south.

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>b $t
I see no sylan here.

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
---- SOUTH ----
Diamonium leaves south.
Oops! 
You cannot go there riding!

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>b $t
b $t
I see no sylan here.

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>I see no sylan here.

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
Diamonium has arrived from the south.

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
Diamonium giggles.

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>b $t
I see no sylan here.
You suddenly notice *Tolman the Harfoot Hobbit*.
Suddenly *Tolman the Harfoot Hobbit* stabs you in the back.
That really HURT!

* R W C HP:Bad Mana:Hot *Tolman the Harfoot Hobbit*:Healthy>
*Isolde the Eriadorian Woman* - BASHES - you 
*Isolde the Eriadorian Woman* crushes your body extremely hard and shatters
it.
You feel a strong ache there!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You flee head over heels.
You blink and feel weaker under the cruel light of the sun.
You were not able to keep your concentration while moving.
Your head stops stinging.
Meadow along the Stream
A small campfib $t
re burns here, its low flames giving off only a little light.
Exits: *East* *South* West.
You suddenly notice *Relim the Dúnadan Man*.

* R W C HP:Bad Mana:Hot>I see no sylan here.

//// Whoa, never seen this shit before, guess I got a lucky flee there
//// Ok so I got about 50 hps, I go away, Relim tries some stabbing
//// at olog but it doesn't work of course.
//// But I saved some Diam's tells and narrates cause he rocks so much :)

Diamonium tells you 'FUCK'
Diamonium tells you 'vittu'
Diamonium tells you 'mis hps'
o R W C HP:Bad Mana:Cold>t diamonium heal me
o R W C HP:Bad Mana:Cold>t diamonium 60
Diamonium narrates 'GFOCKANG A AHVE TO CURE BBOB ALL THE TAME:_('
Diamonium narrates 'coming'
Diamonium narrates 'NCS IS FIATANG, DRESDEN AS 60HPS'
//// First part means Nacs is fainting
Zimar narrates 'diam cha lang orkish, or english err whatevrr.. =P'
Diamonium narrates 'GOTDADMIT'

//// Then Vridush and co arrives and saves me :)

Vridush has arrived from the north riding a hungry warg.
Hannibal has arrived from the north riding a hungry warg.
Zimar has arrived from the north riding a hungry warg.
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Elistan2000-09-21 01:54:49
Way to go, nice work on Whities part, and nice work on Darkies part.
Ethar2000-09-21 02:12:28
capsmonium!!!!!!!!!!
Benny2000-09-21 03:45:13
This part was funny as hell:
Zimar narrates 'diam cha lang orkish, or english err whatevrr.. =P'
lmao!
Grang2000-09-21 04:32:41
diam is sexy
Rogon2000-09-21 04:35:52
Hey, only I can call people sexy!
Sylan2000-09-21 05:50:04
It was a master plan since I knew ya were spamming BASH SYLAN via tell. I was cheating and told them to surmize a backstab since I knew ya were targetting me.
Líng2000-09-21 07:42:04
Now... Tolman stabs Dresden from Fine-->Bad...*Jealous*
Krusty2000-09-21 07:57:01
I sure hope Dresden was low fine to start out with, because if not...no, even if so...that was a SCARY stab.
Râzk2000-09-21 08:33:37
Why can i never get such stabs.. :( I suck. =)
If I try stab a BN.. he get wounded and fly away..
If I try stab an orc, he get hurt.. and just kill me instead...(or try to at least).
If I try stab a troll... hmm.. I don't try to stab trolls...
*sigh* life as scout ain't what it used to be.. cause with the new move system, I don't have moves to hunt and get in a second stab or even shoot to death.. I get moveless in notime.. sucks.. :(
Ah well.. Nice work from Tolman. (HobbitPower!), nicely done from Dresden to get away in sun too.. keep it up guys.
tolman2000-09-21 11:21:17
was pure luck.
we did however, time the sun to come up as it did.

Damn that vridush group, he wasn't supposed to leave warrens, scary when getting smote by 4 orcs
the parry split makes your hps go down VERY fast.

We were also receiving some really lame/confusing/irritating narrate channel confusion from some
darkie wannabe named Ratark pDarkwind?....he just couldn't stop spamming us....
hell i didn't wanna go in no batcaves....
Isolde2000-09-21 11:49:11
Wow how we rock without even knowing it :P
Never even noticed dresden being stabbed and never saw him bad on prompt :P
For me it was just some boring trapattempt with some tickling piercers fooling around. Didnt even try to pursue anybody.
Relim2000-09-21 12:25:23
Bah, my shoot is sucky these days. Btw, wasn't trying to stab at olog, but shoot. Then saw 3 more turn up so kinda left.
Elistan2000-09-21 12:57:44
It doesnt have to be that great of a stab if he got a crit to the body :)
Relim2000-09-21 15:17:50
Old news, Elistan. They changed stab so that damage is calculated without considering the effect of the wound it creates - previously, people were having eff. 300 hp stabs due to effect of crit wounds effectively multiplying damage.
(I've probably explained that very badly, but I try, boy do I try... :>)
Duvel2000-09-21 18:30:29
Hehe pretty awesome luck on puke side it seems =)))
Lalin2000-09-23 02:01:21
diam ...is=)
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