Yeah, kick me when I'm down, why dont'ch
posted by Nerf
2000-09-21 08:19:35
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Well, we lowbies was xping roots, tolman there, thought, hey, why not try to kil
*Tolman the Harfoot Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.
Your victim has disappeared!
*Tolman the Harfoot Hobbit* leaves down.

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o C HP:Wounded>
You flee head over heels.
Warped Woods
These ghastly woods seem ready to charge you, each with a sinister face
painted in the lines of it's bark, always looking, always watching you.
Some short trees, almost midgets compared to their cousins can be seen
to have roots lying mostly on top of the soil.
A twisted tree is here moving slowly with the wind.
Exits: North *East* South West.

o C HP:Wounded>e
Crook in the Ravine
The crevice bends again here, heading to the east and south. The walls
here are not so steep as those to the south, and may be climbable, although
the woods overlooking the crevice urge you to reconsider that direction.
Exits: North *East* *South* West.

n
* C HP:Wounded>
You failed to climb there and fall down, hurting yourself.
Crook in the Ravine
The crevice bends again here, heading to the east and south. The walls
here are not so steep as those to the south, and may be climbable, although
the woods overlooking the crevice urge you to reconsider that direction.
Exits: North *East* *South* West.

* C HP:Wounded>d
Alas, you cannot go that way...
The sun burns you! 
You slowly turn into stone.

o C HP:Awful>n
Nah... 
You feel too relaxed to do that..

o C HP:Awful>st
You stop resting, and stand up.

o C HP:Awful>sigh
You sigh.

o C HP:Awful>sc
2/111 hit, and 106/106 moves.

o C HP:Awful>sl
You go to sleep.

o C HP:Awful>stat
OB: 9%, DB: -53%, PB: 6%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 20. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 999 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.

o C HP:Awful>sc
6/111 hit, and 106/106 moves.

o C HP:Awful>wka
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

o C HP:Awful>wak
You wake, and sit up.

o C HP:Awful>y fuuuuuckkkk
yell fuuuuuckkkk
You try to yell, but your voice is swallowed by the thick air surrounding you.

o C HP:Awful>sls
c
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

o C HP:Awful>
You feel a strange power surrounding you.
The ground seems to absorb your spell!

o C HP:Awful>statsl
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

o C HP:Awful>sl
sc
You go to sleep.

o C HP:Awful>9/111 hit, and 106/106 moves.

o C HP:Awful>whois tolman
Tolman Boldman is a Hobbit.



Hobbit made the money, money never made the hobbit.



khorak knows when someone's link is shit :)

o C HP:Awful>
Saving Nerf.

o C HP:Bad>sc
22/111 hit, and 106/106 moves.

o C HP:Bad>wak
st
You wake, and sit up.

u
o C HP:Bad>
You stand up.

o C HP:Bad>A Deserted Cave
Here a rough spartan quarters has been burrowed into the rock. There is
filth and garbage everywhere. All around you the shattered possessions
of the former occupants lie in untidy heaps. The dark stains are
probably blood, you wonder what mighty calamity occurred here.
A statue of Aucher the Troll is here.
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
A noticeable crack runs down one of the walls.
The petrified statue of the Great Olog Trix stands here forevermore.
A loyal clan troll of the Grinder stands here faithfully.
Grinder, the expert on all things dark is standing here.
A loyal clan troll of the Grinder stands here faithfully.
Bulldozer the Mountain Troll is standing here.
Exits: West.

o C HP:Bad>nar fuuuuuuckkkkk
Ok.

o C HP:Bad>
Bulldozer dozers ';/'

o C HP:Bad>sigh
You sigh.

o C HP:Bad>, burn baby burn
Bulldozer dozers 'tree's?'
emote bombs burn baby burn
Ok.

o C HP:Bad>, sun
emote bombs sun
Ok.

o C HP:Bad>w
A Stone Stair
You are on a rough hewn staircase that is cut through the living rock.
There is no artistry here though, the steps are well worn but still
the rough manufacture is evident. To one side you see a gaping hole in
the wall as if some mighty force has broken through. The shattered
remnants of a doorframe are still in evidence.
A young and vicious olog-hai eagerly awaits intruders.
A huge olog-hai troll is here staring blankly at you.
Exits: East Down.

o C HP:Bad>d
At a Nexus
Several tunnels meet here and above you a rough stone staircase makes its
way up through the rock. The steps of the stairs are strewn with rubble
and old bones.
A half-decayed corpse of a goblin lies rotting on the ground.
Exits: North East South West Up.

o C HP:Bad>n
Caved-in Tunnel
This tunnel comes abruptly to a stop here, due to the presence of tons of
fallen rocks and dirt. Luckily you weren't in its way when it fell, otherwise
you would simply be suffocated under the immense weight of the debris. The
obvious exit is south, as the way up is impossible.
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
An old, strong cave troll is standing here.
An old, strong cave troll is standing here.
An old, strong cave troll is standing here.
Exits: North South.

w
o C HP:Bad>w
Alas, you cannot go that way...

w
o C HP:Bad>w
Alas, you cannot go that way...

o C HP:Bad>n
Alas, you cannot go that way...

o C HP:Bad>w
Alas, you cannot go that way...

w
o C HP:Bad>w
A Dark Tunnel
A great and recent calamity has occurred here. Vast sections of the 
tunnel walls have collapsed blocking the passageway. There appears to be
no way through.
A grey-skinned mountain troll stands here.
A grey-skinned mountain troll stands here.
Exits: South West.

w
o C HP:Bad>A Dark Tunnel
The tunnel is dark and disgusting. 
You feel nauseous from breathing the
stale and disgusting air. However the walls and room appear firm and
trustworthy.
Exits: East West.

w
o C HP:Bad>w
A Dark Tunnel
The tunnel is dark and disgusting. 
You feel nauseous from breathing the
stale and disgusting air. However the walls and room appear firm and
trustworthy.
A large earth troll is digging here, looking for some tasty morsels.
A powerful young troll stares at you.
A powerful young troll stares at you.
Exits: East West.

o C HP:Bad>Deor tells you 'comf'
A Dark Tunnel
You have entered a dark tunnel. The air is stale and smells disgusting. The
walls of the tunnel are shattered and broken and you fear that the roof
itself might collapse upon you.
Exits: North East.

o C HP:Bad>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

o C HP:Bad>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

o C HP:Bad>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

o C HP:Bad>n
A Dark Tunnel
You have entered a dark tunnel. The air is stale and smells disgusting. The
walls of the tunnel are shattered and broken and you fear that the roof
itself might collapse upon you.
Exits: South Up.

o C HP:Bad>tell deor i stupid for playing when drunk anyways
No-one by that name here...

o C HP:Wounded>u
Dark Warped Woods
Branches delve into the ground here, only to spring forth with leaves a
few feet away. Madness seems to have reached its peak here, with what seems
to be roots climbing the trunks of other trees as if they were vines.
The corpse of a clump of roots is lying here.
The corpse of a mass of vines is lying here.
Exits: East South West Down.

o C HP:Wounded>s
Warped Woods
These ghastly woods seem ready to charge you, each with a sinister face
painted in the lines of it's bark, always looking, always watching you.
Some short trees, almost midgets compared to their cousins can be seen
to have roots lying mostly on top of the soil.
A twisted tree is here moving slowly with the wind.
Exits: North *East* South West.

o C HP:Wounded>
Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry.

o C HP:Wounded>n
Dark Warped Woods
Branches delve into the ground here, only to spring forth with leaves a
few feet away. Madness seems to have reached its peak here, with what seems
to be roots climbing the trunks of other trees as if they were vines.
The corpse of a clump of roots is lying here.
The corpse of a mass of vines is lying here.
Exits: East South West Down.

o C HP:Wounded>y please dont loot
yell please dont loot
Ok.

fq
o C HP:Wounded>/.search quickly
You begin to search ...

-.\.|./.-.You didn't find anyone.

o C HP:Wounded>
*Tolman the Harfoot Hobbit* has arrived from the south.

* C HP:Wounded>
*Tolman the Harfoot Hobbit* leaves east.

y i burned
o C HP:Wounded>yell i burned
Ok.

o C HP:Wounded>em dont
fq
Ok.

o C HP:Wounded>|.search quickly
You begin to search ...

/.*Tolman the Harfoot Hobbit* yells 'whit'

-.\.|./.*Tolman the Harfoot Hobbit* yells 'happened/'
You didn't find anyone.

o C HP:Wounded>y yeah,..
yell yeah,..
Ok.

o C HP:Wounded>y suck
yell suck
Ok.

* C HP:Wounded>
A clump of roots has arrived.

* C HP:Wounded>, i suck
emote bombs i suck
Ok.

n
* C HP:Wounded>
You suddenly notice *Tolman the Harfoot Hobbit*.
Suddenly *Tolman the Harfoot Hobbit* stabs you in the back, you die.

You are dead! Sorry...


o C HP:Awful>Nah... 
You feel too relaxed to do that..

o C HP:Awful>stat
OB: 9%, DB: -28%, PB: 6%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 20. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 999 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.

o C HP:Awful>sl
You go to sleep.

o C HP:Awful>sc
3/111 hit, and 105/106 moves.

o C HP:Awful>
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nerf2000-09-21 08:20:51
was just tryin to recover little equip is all...oh well
Galdor2000-09-21 09:37:05
lol
Enforcer2000-09-21 10:39:01
why the *beep* do u have climb on anways.......
tolman2000-09-21 11:25:25
1.) hehe, sorry chap, I thought if I don't try to kill people of the opposite race,
well, that wouldn't make me a racist, and we all know i am a racist.
2.) you fail to include the part where it is 2 *trolls* vs me, and you guys are
not trapped by roots, and I am trapped by roots, as i snuck in the room...and
I was a bit freaking out about that part.
3.) You also fail to include that I didn't loot your eq....just your coins, it wasn't economical for me
to loot the eq
4.) I hate sundeath like the rest of ya, no need for you to have one :(
Galdor2000-09-21 14:30:49
Tolman appologizing, im in shock! *gasp* :)
Gerd2000-09-21 15:58:44
Isn't that at least the second time you sundie to being drunk, Nerf?
They should implement some sobriety test for those who log on to play troll.

*comf*. If I see ya I'll buff for ya.
nerf to tolman2000-09-21 18:54:33
heh, i was just kidding w/this whole log...I know u freaked...we were both level 7 trolls though.....hee. You did go through every little thing in my corpse though, since it was strewn everywhere at nighttime....Oh, you shot the roots dead in like 4 or 5 shots too.....
cheers
Alweon2000-09-21 19:27:15
Nice bait Tolman... pretending you cared for a moment there... That was hilarious =p
grunge2000-09-21 19:45:50
i did care, and i didn't move any of his equipment.
Your stuff is just strewn on the ground when you sundie.
and i met plenty of nonames that swipe me aside with a brush of their paw,
so, hell yeah, i was a bit worried when i was trapped with 2 of you standing
there! :)
Azg2000-09-21 21:03:39
I thought Grunge quit.
Reef2000-09-22 00:57:03
Grunge has no staying-away power. Using my impeccable logic I fear that this equates to him being a soft drinker. Ahh well at least Lochdale and I can drink, Grunge can sit under the table and drool....
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