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\uc1\pard\ulnone\f0\fs20 ####Just logging in to check and see if any PUKES around, when.....####\par
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           MUME: Multi Users in Middle Earth, Version VII.\par
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Welcome to the land of Middle Earth. May your visit here be... interesting.\par
Never forget! Try to role-play...\par
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Last login 1 day and 0 hours ago from erde.wipol.uni-bonn.de.\par
A battle axe is lying on the ground.\par
A gnarled wooden club is on the ground.\par
The petrified statue of the Great Olog Trix stands here forevermore.\par
A large metal shield is on the ground.\par
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.\par
On the ground, there are three piles of white petals.\par
A spiked war club lies on the ground here.\par
A thick, rigid leather breastplate is on the ground.\par
A thin pair of soft leather boots are on the ground.\par
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.\par
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.\par
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.\par
The corpse of a grey troll is lying here.\par
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.\par
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.\par
The corpse of a grey troll is lying here.\par
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.\par
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.\par
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.\par
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.\par
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.\par
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.\par
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.\par
A noticeable crack runs down one of the walls.\par
Grinder is here, fighting *a Man*.\par
*a sturdy Dwarf* is standing here.\par
*a Man* is standing here.\par
*a noble Elf* is standing here.\par
*a noble Elf* is standing here.\par
*a Man* is standing here.\par
*a Woman* is standing here.\par
*an Elf* is standing here.\par
*an Elf* is standing here.\par
*a Man* is here, fighting Grinder.\par
Exits: West.\par
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Your default tongue is the Morbeth\par
*an Elf* begins some strange incantations...\par
Your rent was 5 silver 2 copper.\par
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*a Man* pounds your right leg very hard and tickles it.\par
Plato has arrived from the west.\par
*a Man* quickly approaches, trying to crush you.\par
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* W HP:Fine *a Man*:Healthy>\par
*a noble Elf* tries to slash you, but your parry is successful.\par
*a Man* leaves west.\par
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* W HP:Fine *a Man*:Healthy>\par
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You hit *a Man*'s right arm extremely hard.\par
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* W HP:Fine *a Man*:Fine>f\par
PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!\par
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* W HP:Fine *a Man*:Fine>f\par
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*an Elf* utters the word 'yufzbarr'\par
Grinder says 'I will rip your heart out, Llewelyn!'\par
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* W HP:Fine *a Man*:Fine>\par
*a sturdy Dwarf* leaves west.\par
*a noble Elf* leaves west.\par
*a Woman* leaves west.\par
*an Elf* leaves west.\par
You hear some apparently very close noise coming from the west.\par
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* W HP:Fine *a Man*:Fine>PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!\par
*a Man* crushes your right hand extremely hard and tickles it.\par
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* W HP:Fine *a Man*:Fine>\par
*a noble Elf* lightly slashes your left hand and tickles it.\par
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* W HP:Fine *a Man*:Fine>\par
You hit *a Man*'s right hand hard and tickle it.\par
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* W HP:Fine *a Man*:Fine>think\par
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Careful, you might hurt yourself!\par
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* W HP:Fine *a Man*:Fine>\par
*a sturdy Dwarf* has arrived from the west.\par
*a noble Elf* has arrived from the west.\par
*a Woman* has arrived from the west.\par
*an Elf* has arrived from the west.\par
*a Man* has arrived from the west.\par
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* W HP:Fine *a Man*:Fine>*an Elf* leaves west.\par
You flee head over heels.\par
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!\par
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* W HP:Fine *a Man*:Fine>f\par
PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!\par
*an Elf* has arrived from the west.\par
*a Woman* intercepts Grinder's blow.\par
*a noble Elf* strongly slashes your body and tickles it.\par
You hit *a Man*'s right hand extremely hard.\par
Your victim is shocked by your hit!\par
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* W HP:Fine *a Man*:Fine>\par
*a Man* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.\par
*a Man* crushes your right arm extremely hard.\par
You feel a strong ache there!\par
*a Man* pounds your right hand extremely hard and tickles it.\par
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* W HP:Fine *a Man*:Fine>\par
*a Woman* leaves west.\par
Grinder hits *a Man*'s right hand extremely hard.\par
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####And off I run after 10 failed flees.####\par
####Sorta ridiculous if you ask me#####\par
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