No it's not a fucking noflee. 19 dex.
o W S C HP:Fine>Using your lockpicks, you try to pick the lock...
Aye!
You cannot concentrate any more...
You swiftly dodge a goblin warrior's attempt to crush you.
o W S C HP:Fine a goblin warrior:Fine>No way!
You are fighting for your life!
o W S C HP:Fine a goblin warrior:Fine>f
A goblin warrior tries to slash you, but your parry is successful.
o W S C HP:Fine a goblin warrior:Fine>
Caress narrates '4 of my blues turned to azures, left only 1 real one!'
o W S C HP:Fine a goblin warrior:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC!
You couldn't escape! // 1
o W S C HP:Fine a goblin warrior:Fine>
You swiftly dodge a goblin warrior's attempt to crush you.
o W S C HP:Fine a goblin warrior:Fine>f
A goblin warrior joins a goblin warrior's fight.
A goblin warrior crushes your body and tickles it.
o W S C HP:Fine a goblin warrior:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC!
You couldn't escape! //2
o W S C HP:Fine a goblin warrior:Fine>f
A goblin leader joins a goblin warrior's fight.
A goblin leader says '
You dare fight my warriors? Try fighting ME!'
A goblin leader crushes your right leg extremely hard.
o W S C HP:Fine a goblin warrior:Fine>
A goblin warrior sends you sprawling with a powerful bash. // sucky
o W S C HP:Fine a goblin warrior:Fine>
A goblin warrior strongly crushes your left leg and tickles it.
o W S C HP:Fine a goblin warrior:Fine>
A goblin warrior crushes your left foot and tickles it.
o W S C HP:Fine a goblin warrior:Fine>f
A goblin leader crushes your right foot extremely hard.
o W S C HP:Hurt a goblin warrior:Fine>
A goblin warrior strongly crushes your body.
o W S C HP:Hurt a goblin warrior:Fine>
A goblin warrior strongly crushes your head and tickles it.
f
o W S C HP:Hurt a goblin warrior:Fine>
A goblin warrior slashes your right arm and tickles it.
o W S C HP:Hurt a goblin warrior:Fine>
A goblin leader crushes your body extremely hard and shatters it.
o W S C HP:Wounded a goblin warrior:Fine>
A goblin warrior crushes your body hard.
o W S C HP:Wounded a goblin warrior:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC!
You couldn't escape! // 3
o W S C HP:Wounded a goblin warrior:Fine>
A goblin warrior crushes your left hand extremely hard and shatters it.
A goblin warrior strongly crushes your left foot.
Your head stops stinging.
o W S C HP:Wounded a goblin warrior:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC!
You couldn't escape! // 4
o W S C HP:Wounded a goblin warrior:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC!
You couldn't escape! // 5
You strongly pierce a goblin warrior's right leg and tickle it.
o W S C HP:Wounded a goblin warrior:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC!
You couldn't escape! // 6
o W S C HP:Wounded a goblin warrior:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC!
You couldn't escape! // 7
o W S C HP:Wounded a goblin warrior:Fine>f
You strongly pierce a goblin warrior's body and tickle it.
o W S C HP:Wounded a goblin warrior:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC!
You couldn't escape! // 8
A goblin leader crushes your body hard and shatters it.
o W S C HP:Bad a goblin warrior:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC!
You couldn't escape! // 9
o W S C HP:Bad a goblin warrior:Fine>
You dodge a bash from a goblin warrior who loses his balance and falls.
o W S C HP:Bad a goblin warrior:Fine>
A goblin warrior sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.
f
o W S C HP:Bad a goblin warrior:Fine>
A goblin warrior slashes your head hard and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
o W S C HP:Bad a goblin warrior:Fine>
A goblin leader crushes your right leg extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
o W S C HP:Awful a goblin warrior:Fine>
A goblin warrior strongly crushes your left foot and shatters it.
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
o W S C HP:Dying a goblin warrior:Fine>
You feel a strong ache there!
You are mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.
o W S C HP:Dying a goblin warrior:Fine>
Ouch!
You lose a level!
You are dead! Sorry...
* W S C HP:Awful>
Your head stops stinging.
* W S C HP:Awful>Nah...
You feel too relaxed to do that..
* W S C HP:Awful>
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