Sorry about that spam at the end; I was trying to edit and instead hit send.

Anyway, that's the hazard of playing MUME. At least they could've been named
orcs; then I wouldn't feel so bad about my pathetic level 10 self.

Well sure was boooring almost as booring as my logs :)

Sorry, you were the only puke we found tracks of for the last 1/2 hour!
Plus, orcs get a kick outta whacking newbies and we are SO evil!
*comf*

Because we are SO evil meant to say

heh, i would be the wimp noname, who is the only one NOT hitting that really hurts

*yay*

Hey, Malak, I don't blame you. But how come I never saw any trace of you
three anywhere? I'm sure you could sneak, etc., but I can't imagine how
*no one* saw you before you got that far west, at least that I remember
hearing about.

Like i said, we had been looking for pukes for about 30 minutes and came across nothing. If we see nothing, then nothing sees us and therefore doesn't narrate =)

Hihi Hannibal.. your not even dreadful for a lvl 10 newbie :) *tickle*

Another newbie bites the dust.
*muhahahahaah*!!!

oh shutup, havent played very much... lately =P

You probably didn't see any narrates because you have so much spam in those bloody room descriptions.
And your little comments, lad - you, er, don't choose where to flee, and spamming 'w'... hrm, flee was game mechanics, and you were dead meat the moment those orcs came near you.
We all were newbie once - I still am under certain circumstances! - but keep at it, the knowledge shall come ;) (bit like a London Taxi Driver without the same dangers...)

hehe I played mume 2 years and still cant remember most of zones
realy i know only 2-3 zones
but i always know direction where i should spam if troupble :)

Hehe I remember when Relim, then Oregon, told me to remove room descriptions and I asked him what? and then how? I think I actually heard the groan...this was after he told me to spam nw to get out of a random and I told him that it made no sense...my point is that we were all newbies once and while there is a tremendous amount to learn (if you have the time and inclination)once you get the basics then mume is plenty of fun.

I do actually know how to remove room descriptions, though I have a pretty
poor memory for where I am (and where to go, particularly on
roads), so I leave them.

And, yes, I know I don't choose where to flee. I was lagged, and thought
I was out of trouble. Problem is, I spammed flee too much, and ended up where
I started. Of course, I'm sure I was dead anyway.

And, I'm a *perpetual* newbie. I actually did play MUME V, as well as VI,
just not very much of either (i.e., not enough to figure much out).

Fine piece of clueless player eating 4 hits before 1st flee goes through.

Fine piece of lagged player, really...