orcs rip bree
posted by Revan
2000-10-06 23:03:42
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kick ass log.
* Move:Tired>
Isolde narrates 'me crossing, meet here or rdell?'

* Move:Tired>nar orcs neni
Ok.

* Move:Tired>
Tank leaves east.

* Move:Tired>nar trolls lb
Ok.

* Move:Tired>
Isolde narrates 'neni? hehe'

* Move:Tired>nar bn tbad

Transe narrates 'hehe'
Jandor narrates 'meet rd'

* Move:Tired>
Ok.

* Move:Tired>
Jalin narrates 'Im neni and no orcs'

* Move:Tired>
Celórfilas narrates 'he making up shit'

* Move:Tired>nar orc in noc
Ok.

* Move:Tired>
Mumma narrates 'heh'

* Move:Tired>nar troll in warrens
Ok.

* Move:Tired>
Isolde narrates 'its seems like there is some kind of misunderstanding'

* Move:Tired>
Transe narrates 'hahaha'

* Move:Tired>
Isolde narrates 'jandor and pandion not in same group?'

* Move:Tired>nar sage ooc
Ok.

* Move:Slow>
Pandion narrates 'erm'

* Move:Slow>nar meesa god
Ok.

* Move:Slow>
Pagan narrates 'sage shire'
Glader narrates 'meesa bugged?'

* Move:Slow>
Pandion narrates 'he's grouped but we're not together no'

* Move:Slow>
The Old Man leaves east.

* Move:Slow>
Mogwai narrates 'storm trooper behind yah JarJar'

* Move:Slow>sc
28/28 hit, 56/56 mana, and 28/95 moves.

* Move:Slow>stat
OB: 4%, DB: -34%, PB: 0%, Armour: 1%. Wimpy: 5. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 919 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.

* Move:Slow>look
The Grocery
A large grocer is here, waiting to buy or sell some goods.

* Move:Slow>ex

Isolde narrates 'so there is only 1 shining because i took one!'

* Move:Slow>East  - Western End of Market Square

* Move:Slow>
Jandor narrates 'im rd'

* Move:Slow>list

You are hungry.

* Move:Slow>Nah... 
You feel too relaxed to do that..

* Move:Slow>st
You stop resting, and stand up.

* Move:Slow>list
A grocer tells you 'Sorry, we are closed. We will open in a couple of hours.'

* Move:Slow>sc

Jandor narrates 'raght'

* Move:Slow>stat
28/28 hit, 56/56 mana, and 29/95 moves.

* Move:Slow>OB: 4%, DB: 16%, PB: 0%, Armour: 1%. Wimpy: 5. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 919 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.

* Move:Slow>
Jandor narrates 'er'

* Move:Slow>
Isolde narrates 'so jandor or bresh?'

* Move:Tired>nar darkies raiding bree

Pandion narrates 'looter keeps, make a czech trigger'

* Move:Tired>
Ok.

* Move:Slow>list
A grocer tells you 'Sorry, we are closed. We will open in a couple of hours.'

* Move:Slow>
Jandor narrates 'yeah i wuuld lake'
Bresh narrates 'u took one but there was 3'

* Move:Slow>list
list
list
A grocer tells you 'Sorry, we are closed. We will open in a couple of hours.'

* Move:Slow>A grocer tells you 'Sorry, we are closed. We will open in a couple of hours.'

* Move:Slow>A grocer tells you 'Sorry, we are closed. We will open in a couple of hours.'

* Move:Slow>
Pandion narrates 'or spam more'

* Move:Slow>list
list
A grocer tells you 'Sorry, we are closed. We will open in a couple of hours.'

* Move:Slow>A grocer tells you 'Sorry, we are closed. We will open in a couple of hours.'

* Move:Slow>list
list
A grocer tells you 'Sorry, we are closed. We will open in a couple of hours.'

* Move:Slow>list
list
list
list
list
list
list
A grocer tells you 'Sorry, we are closed. We will open in a couple of hours.'

* Move:Slow>A grocer tells you 'Sorry, we are closed. We will open in a couple of hours.'

* Move:Slow>A grocer tells you 'Sorry, we are closed. We will open in a couple of hours.'

* Move:Slow>A grocer tells you 'Sorry, we are closed. We will open in a couple of hours.'
Isolde narrates 'there was 2'

* Move:Slow>A grocer tells you 'Sorry, we are closed. We will open in a couple of hours.'

* Move:Slow>A grocer tells you 'Sorry, we are closed. We will open in a couple of hours.'

* Move:Slow>Hombur narrates 'messanogood'
A grocer tells you 'Sorry, we are closed. We will open in a couple of hours.'

* Move:Slow>A grocer tells you 'Sorry, we are closed. We will open in a couple of hours.'

* Move:Slow>
Pandion narrates 'thats the lesson of today!'

* Move:Slow>
Glader tells you 'shut up fuckin gmoron'

* Move:Slow>list
A grocer tells you 'Sorry, we are closed. We will open in a couple of hours.'

* Move:Slow>t glader gmoron?
Ok.

* Move:Slow>t glader meesa no understand
Ok.

* Move:Tired>list
A grocer tells you 'Sorry, we are closed. We will open in a couple of hours.'

* Move:Tired>
A Man has arrived from the east.

* Move:Tired>list

A Man stops using a lantern.

* Move:Tired>A grocer tells you 'Sorry, we are closed. We will open in a couple of hours.'

* Move:Tired>
Isolde narrates 'there is a black buckler in loot too'

* Move:Tired>whois glader

Kaldae narrates 'give at all to me, and no more argoement :)'

* Move:Tired>Glader Glamrock, one of the Otso is a Dwarf.
Is playing from *.com.

* Move:Tired>list
A grocer tells you 'Sorry, we are closed. We will open in a couple of hours.'
Glader tells you 'fucking moron, better?'

* Move:Tired>
Isolde narrates 'he had no breastplate'

* Move:Tired>
Kinsey narrates 'hello all!'

* Move:Tired>
You are hungry.

* Move:Tired>t glader meesa think your gaqy
t glader meesa think your gay
Ok.

* Move:Tired>
Ok.

* Move:Tired>list
A grocer tells you 'Sorry, we are closed. We will open in a couple of hours.'

* Move:Tired>list
list

Deor has transferred you!
Morgul Vale
A mailbox stands here stuffed full of messages.
A steward of the Valar stands here, ready to assist you into a room.
Elfy the Elf is standing here.
Deor the Ainu is standing here.

* Move:Tired>list
list
Sorry, but you cannot do that here!

* Move:Tired>Sorry, but you cannot do that here!

* Move:Tired>Sorry, but you cannot do that here!

* Move:Tired>Sorry, but you cannot do that here!

* Move:Tired>l
Morgul Vale
A mailbox stands here stuffed full of messages.
A steward of the Valar stands here, ready to assist you into a room.
Elfy the Elf is standing here.
Deor the Ainu is standing here.

* Move:Tired>smile
You smile happily.

* Move:Tired>say hello
Ok.

* Move:Tired>lick elfy
You lick her.

* Move:Tired>
Saving Meesajarjar.

* Move:Tired>
Elfy says 'get away themys!'

* Move:Tired>say meesa love elfy
Ok.

* Move:Tired>l
Morgul Vale
A mailbox stands here stuffed full of messages.
A steward of the Valar stands here, ready to assist you into a room.
Elfy the Elf is standing here.
Deor the Ainu is standing here.

* Move:Tired>hug elfy
You hug her.

* Move:Tired>
Elfy says 'weel meesa taken'

* Move:Tired>exa deor
Deor ! is in an excellent condition.
Deor ! is using: 
<held>               a noise cancellation device.
<worn on head>       a sparkling circlet of golden flowers
<worn on body>       a blue shirt laced with silvery thread (brand new)
<worn about body>    a forest green cloak (used)
<worn on arms>       a black arm wrapping (used)
<worn on feet>       a pair of sporty sandals
<worn on wrist>      a keyring with a set of lock picks
<worn on finger>     a brightly shining ring
<worn on back>       a leather backpack
<worn across back>   a laced quiver
<worn as belt>       a broad girdle
<worn on belt>       a large skin
<worn on belt>       an herbal kit
<worn on belt>       a sable pouch

* Move:Tired>say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok.

* Move:Tired>
Deor says 'hrm'
Elfy says 'and yousa gay so get away'

* Move:Tired>
Deor points up and says "OOh a dead bird!" then sneaks away as you look.

* Move:Tired>
Someone has transferred you!
It is pitch black...
You are on a mountain.
Someone is standing here.

o Move:Tired>
Someone says 'this is better'

o Move:Tired>l
It is pitch black...
You are on a mountain.
Someone is standing here.

o Move:Tired>
The sun rises in the east.
You are hungry.

o Move:Tired>say where am i
l
Ok.

o Move:Tired>It is pitch black...
You are on a mountain.
Someone is standing here.

o Move:Tired>say meesa lost

Celórfilas narrates 'i think thats only way you'll ever get anything bresh.'

o Move:Tired>
Ok.

o Move:Tired>
Someone says 'Why do you insist on making characters like this?'

o Move:Tired>
Isolde narrates 'what am i supposed to do?'

o Move:Tired>poke deor
You can't poke someone who's not here!

o Move:Tired>camp
-Ok, you make your camp here.

\l
|/-\|/-\|/-\|/-\|/-\|/-\|/-\|/-\Isolde narrates 'give it to me bla bla'

|/-\|/-\|/-\|/-\|/-\|/-\|/-Mumma narrates 'sounds like me'

\say meesa dont no what your talking about
|/-\|/-A warm fire lights the place.

* Move:Tired>The Lair of Legends
A small campfire burns here, its low flames giving off only a little light.
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
Deor the Ainu is standing here.

* Move:Tired>
Ok.

* Move:Tired>
Mogwai narrates 'there meat in tailers'

* Move:Tired>say meesa like this name so fuck off
Ok.

* Move:Tired>exa deor
Deor ! is in an excellent condition.
Deor ! is using: 
<held>               a noise cancellation device.
<worn on head>       a sparkling circlet of golden flowers
<worn on body>       a blue shirt laced with silvery thread (brand new)
<worn about body>    a forest green cloak (used)
<worn on arms>       a black arm wrapping (used)
<worn on feet>       a pair of sporty sandals
<worn on wrist>      a keyring with a set of lock picks
<worn on finger>     a brightly shining ring
<worn on back>       a leather backpack
<worn across back>   a laced quiver
<worn as belt>       a broad girdle
<worn on belt>       a large skin
<worn on belt>       an herbal kit
<worn on belt>       a sable pouch

* Move:Tired>exa
The Lair of Legends
A small campfire burns here, its low flames giving off only a little light.
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
Deor the Ainu is standing here.

* Move:Tired>look

Spiffvondark narrates 'haha'

* Move:Tired>The Lair of Legends
A small campfire burns here, its low flames giving off only a little light.
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
Deor the Ainu is standing here.

* Move:Tired>ex
Relim narrates 's TOP now'
West  - The Abyss

* Move:Tired>
Ailwon narrates 'anyone on ufthak kill need a warsword?'

* Move:Tired>w
The Abyss
Exits:None.

* Move:Tired>w
look
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* Move:Tired>The Abyss

* Move:Tired>ex
None.

* Move:Tired>
You are hungry.

* Move:Tired>yell meesa lost!!!
yell meesa lost!!!
yell meesa lost!!!
You try to yell, but your voice is swallowed by the thick air surrounding you.

* Move:Tired>yell meesa lost!!!
You try to yell, but your voice is swallowed by the thick air surrounding you.

* Move:Tired>yell meesa lost!!!
yell meesa lost!!!
You try to yell, but your voice is swallowed by the thick air surrounding you.

* Move:Tired>
You try to yell, but your voice is swallowed by the thick air surrounding you.

* Move:Tired>
You try to yell, but your voice is swallowed by the thick air surrounding you.

* Move:Tired>
You try to yell, but your voice is swallowed by the thick air surrounding you.

* Move:Tired>where
Players in your zone
--------------------
Meesajarjar          - The Abyss
Elfy                 - Morgul Vale

* Move:Tired>look
e
The Abyss

* Move:Tired>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* Move:Tired>look
The Abyss

* Move:Tired>ex
None.

* Move:Tired>pray help me!!!!!!!!!!111
pray help me!!!!!!!!!!111
pray help me!!!!!!!!!!111
pray help me!!!!!!!!!!111
pray help me!!!!!!!!!!111
Ok.
A brilliant light blinds your senses as Deor emerges from nowhere... or
something.

* Move:Tired>
Ok.

* Move:Tired>
Ok.

* Move:Tired>
Ok.

* Move:Tired>
Ok.

* Move:Tired>l
The Abyss
Deor the Ainu is standing here.

* Move:Tired>say im stuck!!!!
You try to speak, but your voice is swallowed by the thick air surrounding you.

* Move:Tired>t deor im stuck!!!
Ok.

* Move:Tired>t deor where are the exits!!!
Ok.

* Move:Tired>
Deor says 'Since its obvious that you are just a 10 year old trying to get
attention.'

* Move:Tired>t deor i want a kit so i can play
Ok.

* Move:Tired>t deor messsa only 6
Ok.

* Move:Tired>
You are hungry.
You begin to feel thirsty.

* Move:Tired>
Deor says 'I'm going to keep noshouting and notelling all your characters
until a higher up is here to bansite you permanently.'

* Move:Tired>t deor meesa 106 actually
Ok.

* Move:Tired>t deor respect your elders sonny
Ok.

* Move:Tired>whois deor
Deor ! is a Maia (Shaper).

Jumpstation now located at: http://www.fastlane.net/~russellm/MUME/
Many thanks to Kurn for hosting the site!
Player of: Deor Mikala Shorty Skitz Warren Anner Ambolt Iranon Ehhe

Send your legendhome questions or requests to @deor.

* Move:Tired>t deor let meesa play
Ok.

* Move:Tired>info
You are a male Eriadorian.
You are 23 years, 1 month, and 23 days old.
You have played 2 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Meesajarjar the Man Apprentice (level 1).
You are five feet ten and weigh eleven stone and two pounds.
Perception: vision 40, hearing -10, smell -25. Alertness: normal.
You are totally corrupted by the Evilness of Morgoth!
You are welcome in Fornost.
You are carrying twenty-seven pounds of equipment. A tad uncomfortable, but no
problem.
Your base abilities are: Str:8 Int:9 Wis:8 Dex:9 Con:8 Wil:10 Per:9.
Offensive Bonus: 4%, Dodging Bonus: 16%, Parrying Bonus: 0%.
Your armour protects 1% of your body.
You have 28/28 hit, 56/56 mana, and 42/95 movement points.
You will flee if your hit points go below 5. 
Your mood is wimpy.
You have scored 81 experience points and you have 0 travel points.
You are not known for any acts of war.
You need 919 exp. points and 0 travel points to reach the next level.
You have 2 silver pennies and 86 copper pennies.
You are speaking Westron.
You are hungry.

* Move:Tired>
Deor says 'Also, I will advise that any other characters you have be nuked for
being disruptive to the game and because you'd have more than one account.'

* Move:Tired>t deor meesa want information on legend homes
Ok.

* Move:Tired>
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

* Move:Tired>
Deor says 'So inevitably you will lose all characters.'

* Move:Tired>
Deor says 'Just because you want attention.'

* Move:Tired>t deor yousa gay
Ok.

* Move:Tired>
Deor says 'So the choice is yours.'

* Move:Tired>
Saving Meesajarjar.

* Move:Tired>exa deor
Deor ! is in an excellent condition.
Deor ! is using: 
<held>               a noise cancellation device.
<worn on head>       a sparkling circlet of golden flowers
<worn on body>       a blue shirt laced with silvery thread (brand new)
<worn about body>    a forest green cloak (used)
<worn on arms>       a black arm wrapping (used)
<worn on feet>       a pair of sporty sandals
<worn on wrist>      a keyring with a set of lock picks
<worn on finger>     a brightly shining ring
<worn on back>       a leather backpack
<worn across back>   a laced quiver
<worn as belt>       a broad girdle
<worn on belt>       a large skin
<worn on belt>       an herbal kit
<worn on belt>       a sable pouch

* Move:Tired>
Deor took away your ability to shout!

* Move:Tired>t deor meesa not care
Ok.

* Move:Tired>
Deor took away your ability to tell!

* Move:Tired>l
The Abyss
Deor the Ainu is standing here.

* Move:Tired>
Deor wãves.

* Move:Tired>
Deor points up and says "OOh a dead bird!" then sneaks away as you look.

* Move:Tired>t deor I just wanna play
You can't tell!

* Move:Tired>
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

* Move:Tired>pray I just wanna play!
Ok.

* Move:Tired>pray why are you so mean'
Ok.

*>
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

*>l
The Abyss

*>eq
You are using:
<held>               a large sack
<worn on head>       a plain hood (brand new)
<worn on body>       a plain shirt (brand new)
<worn about body>    a plain cloak (used)
<worn on hands>      a thin pair of leather gloves (brand new)
<worn on legs>       a plain pair of pants (brand new)
<worn as belt>       a plain leather belt

*>pray I just wanna play!
Ok.

*>pray c'mon guys
Ok.

*>
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

*>

*>
*>*>

*>*>









*>*>*>*>*>*>*>*>*>*>pray are you listening?
Ok.

*>pray whatsup with that?
Ok.

*>
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

*>
Saving Meesajarjar.

*>pray I leave now
Ok.

*>pray weesa discuss my name later
Ok.
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JARJARBINKS2000-10-06 23:04:36
MEESA JARJAR BINKS
Revan2000-10-06 23:05:16
nice fight, good job jarjar
Ginlon2000-10-06 23:05:30
I am gay
Duvel2000-10-06 23:06:16
bullshit overkilling cheap ass
Relim2000-10-06 23:06:30
I WILL KILL YOU
Deor2000-10-06 23:07:02
im a bastard
Donutello2000-10-06 23:08:21
This is so wrong. If I can have my faggy ninja turtle name how came my pal Jarjar cant have his name. After all, JARJAR RULES!!!
FREE JARJAR!!!!
grunge2000-10-07 00:00:51
hehe i thought it was funny
Sith2000-10-07 01:00:32
that comment cant be from the real donutello. i mean we all know how much he likes jarjar..

Wendle2000-10-07 01:00:39
Hey, ninja turtles rule!
Bulldozer2000-10-07 02:54:13
go deor! leave him up there, what a pathetic waste of time for a character *snore*
Unknown2000-10-07 03:39:53
Actually, I don't blame Deor. This stupid idiot clearly created this char not for playing. Look at these base abilities:

Your base abilities are: Str:8 Int:9 Wis:8 Dex:9 Con:8 Wil:10 Per:9.


Clearly this was a char they created for wreaking havoc (i.e. shooting mounts, etc.) Glad Deor nipped it in the bud.
Juston2000-10-07 03:50:08
It's craplicious
Darkangel2000-10-07 10:48:07
I liked this part best:

* Move:Tired>l
Morgul Vale
A mailbox stands here stuffed full of messages.
A steward of the Valar stands here, ready to assist you into a room.
Elfy the Elf is standing here. <-----YAY!
Deor the Ainu is standing here.

Roadkill2000-10-07 12:45:02
*CLAP* Deor!!! About time, too!
Meesajarjar2000-10-07 14:13:31
Ooooops! Uploaded this one by mistake.
Please delete it.
Alcion2000-10-07 15:16:36
Why use "gay" while cursing when it hasn't actually got a bad meaning, besides it might get awkward since Glader is gay rl.
Fredde to Alcio2000-10-07 16:25:44
men usch! brukar han bli närgången i labbet?
Gastone2000-10-07 21:24:59
Han antastade mig en gång när jag va ny i labbet...

Han sa att det hörde till *sulk*
Galadon2000-10-07 23:14:26
Per brukar vända ut och in på byxfickorna, dra fram snabel och leka elefant i labbet.. det är underhållande men när han går fram och visar hur hårda elefantsnablar är när de signalerar så blir man lite rädd. Kommer ni ihåg när stellan kom in och lekte elefant med pelle i solen förresten? Det var också kul!
Hmm.2000-10-08 13:29:30
*.net,
*.ca,
*.com -
typical fat teenager idiots from west.

grow up fuckin' niggas.
Juston2000-10-09 04:47:28
Ouch i'm maybe fat, teenage idiot from the west but ...... What was the fifth thing you said?
Hmm2000-10-09 06:36:06
Hmm, it much of a pansy to post you real name eh?
Brona2000-10-09 08:00:07
*CACKLE*
Jorgun2000-10-10 18:37:02
Reminds me of being stoned. That pitiful feeling in the end...
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