Elfy takes her spam a little too far
posted by Paragond
2000-10-09 07:46:38
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Elfy was spamming into my group with the sole intent of being a prick. This has
* C Mana:Hot>West of Bree
A young man in ranger's attire is here, travelling the roads.
Exits: East South West.

* C Mana:Hot>t norglin maybe
Ok.

rest
* C Mana:Hot>
You sit down and rest your tired bones.
The young ranger leaves west.

sc
* C Mana:Hot>norm
146/146 hit, 68/133 mana, and 101/101 moves.

* C Mana:Hot>change spellcasting normally
st
Ok.

* C Mana:Hot>
You stop resting, and stand up.

locl paragond
* C Mana:Hot>cast 'locate life' paragond
You start to concentrate...

rest
Paragond                 - On a road     Very near Key: 'orausluad'

* C Mana:Warm>
You sit down and rest your tired bones.

* C Mana:Warm>
You suddenly notice the young mountain lion (ya).

* C Mana:Warm>
Norglin tells you 'thats what happend to me so I just left before they started
attacking'

* C Mana:Warm>alias shit c 'teleport' orausluad
Ok.

* C Mana:Warm>t norglin nod
Ok.

* C Mana:Hot>t norglin but if you hit them sometimes you get instawanted.
Ok.

ds
* C Mana:Hot>drink skin
Your stomach can't contain anymore!
norm
* C Mana:Hot>
change spellcasting normally
Ok.

* C Mana:Hot>stat
lo

* C Mana:Hot>OB: 54%, DB: 16%, PB: 15%, Armour: 57%. Wimpy: 80. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 158,256 xp, 0 tp. Lauren: 0. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- stored spell teleport.
- stored spell teleport.
- shroud
- shield
- armour

* C Mana:Hot>West of Bree
The grey wolf (ga) is standing here (Shrouded).
The black wolf (ba) is standing here (Shrouded).
The young mountain lion (ya) is standing here (Shrouded).

* C Mana:Hot>t norglin it's about to go down
lo e
Ok.

* C Mana:Hot>The gate is closed.

* C Mana:Hot>
Norglin tells you 'if its not gone in a while I guess I'll surrender and pay
the fine'

* C Mana:Hot>
The day has begun.

t norglin when gate opens
* C Mana:Hot>rest
Ok.

* C Mana:Hot>
You are already resting.

* C Mana:Hot>
Ginlon narrates 'i left warrens'

* C Mana:Hot>t norglin nod :(
Ok.

* C Mana:Hot>ds
drink skin
Your stomach can't contain anymore!

* C Mana:Hot>listen all
You will now pay attention to everything you might hear.

* C Mana:Hot>where

* C Mana:Hot>Players in your zone
--------------------
Paragond             - West of Bree
Vanaer               - Weapon Shop
Arakis               - Old Mages' Place of Academic Debate
Cash                 - The Jail
Daevia               - The Prancing Pony Inn
Elfy                 - At the Sign of The Prancing Pony
Philia               - Weapon Shop

* C Mana:Hot>na something fun is about to happen
Ok.

* C Mana:Hot>
Celorfilas narrates 'anyone scout lord lately?'

* C Mana:Hot>
Norglin tells you 'hehe'
sc

* C Mana:Hot>146/146 hit, 89/133 mana, and 101/101 moves.

* C Mana:Hot>lo e
The gate is closed.

* C Mana:Hot>
Llewyd tells you 'grin:) (CENSORED)'

* C Mana:Hot>
Daevia narrates 'he loaded shining'

* C Mana:Hot>
Vicker narrates 'hmm anyone know of a uk server?'

* C Mana:Hot>t llewyd nod :)))
Ok.

ds
* C Mana:Hot>drink skin
Your stomach can't contain anymore!

sc
* C Mana:Hot>146/146 hit, 97/133 mana, and 101/101 moves.

lo
* C Mana:Hot>West of Bree
The grey wolf (ga) is standing here (Shrouded).
The black wolf (ba) is standing here (Shrouded).
The young mountain lion (ya) is standing here (Shrouded).

* C Mana:Hot>norm
change spellcasting normally
Ok.

* C Mana:Hot>calm

Mithendal has arrived from the south riding a horse of the Rohirrim.

* C Mana:Burning>cha mood wimpy
Ok.

* C Mana:Burning>eq
You are using:
<used as shield>     a bejewelled oak staff; it has a soft glowing aura
<worn on body>       an enruned robe (worn out)
<worn about body>    a forest green cloak (brand new)
<worn on arms>       a crimson pair of sleeves (brand new)
<worn on hands>      a thin pair of leather gloves (worn out)
<worn on legs>       a crimson pair of pants (brand new)
<worn on feet>       a thick pair of soft leather boots (brand new)
<worn around neck>   some white-star forget-me-nots
<worn on finger>     a ring
<worn on finger>     an iron ring
<worn as belt>       a crimson silken sash
<worn on belt>       a moneybag
<worn on belt>       an herbal kit
<worn on belt>       a sable pouch
<worn on belt>       a fetid green vial

* C Mana:Burning>
You hear a *click* in a lock.
The gate is opened from the other side.

* C Mana:Burning>
Mithendal smiles happily.

st
* C Mana:Burning>
You stop resting, and stand up.

* C Mana:Burning>smi
You smile happily.

* C Mana:Burning>lo
West of Bree
The grey wolf (ga) is standing here (Shrouded).
The black wolf (ba) is standing here (Shrouded).
The young mountain lion (ya) is standing here (Shrouded).
Mithendal is here, riding a horse of the Rohirrim.

e
* C Mana:Burning>West Gate of Bree
There is an old street-lamp on the border of the street.
A Guard of Bree is here, watching the gate.
A Guard of Bree is here, watching the gate.
Harry the Bree Gatekeeper stands here.
Nob the Hobbit wanders around here, looking for work to do.
Exits: East West.

e
* C Mana:Burning>Main Street
There is an old street-lamp on the border of the street.
Exits: North East South West.

* C Mana:Burning>
You suddenly notice the young mountain lion (ya).

* C Mana:Burning>e
Main Street
There is an old street-lamp on the border of the street.
Exits: North West.

n
* C Mana:Burning>Main Street
There is an old street-lamp on the border of the street.
A Guard of Bree stands here.
Exits: East South.

* C Mana:Burning>e
Main Street
There is an old street-lamp on the border of the street.
A robin is here, carrying small pieces of wood to its nest.
A Guard of Bree stands here.
A hobbit is here walking around.
Exits: North East South West.
You suddenly notice the young mountain lion (ya).

* C Mana:Burning>
e
Mithendal has arrived from the west riding a horse of the Rohirrim.
A robin leaves east.

* C Mana:Burning>
Mithendal leaves east riding a horse of the Rohirrim.

* C Mana:Burning>At the Sign of The Prancing Pony
A large fountain, made from grey stone, pours water from its centre.
There is an old street-lamp on the border of the street.
A large WARNING SIGN is here.
A robin is here, carrying small pieces of wood to its nest.
Mithendal is here, riding a horse of the Rohirrim.
Vanaer the Man is standing here.
Exits: North East South West.

* C Mana:Burning>
Vanaer leaves north.

* C Mana:Burning>where
Players in your zone
--------------------
Paragond             - At the Sign of The Prancing Pony
Mithendal            - At the Sign of The Prancing Pony
Vanaer               - The Inn's Rooms
Arakis               - Ranger Guild
Cash                 - The Jail
Daevia               - The Prancing Pony Inn
Elfy                 - The Inn's Rooms
Philia               - Merchant Square

* C Mana:Burning>
The coach to Tharbad rolls noisily southwards.

* C Mana:Burning>
You suddenly notice the young mountain lion (ya).
Philia has arrived from the south.

* C Mana:Burning>n

Philia drinks water from a large grey fountain.

* C Mana:Burning>The Prancing Pony Inn
The storyteller is sitting here, drinking beer and telling tales.
A barman watches you calmly, while skillfully mixing a drink.
Daevia the Noldo is standing here.
An old man is walking around, cleaning up.
A Guard of Bree stands here.
Exits: South West Up.
Norglin tells you 'order all kill elfy?'

* C Mana:Burning>
You suddenly notice the young mountain lion (ya).
Philia has arrived from the south.

* C Mana:Burning>
Philia leaves up.

u
* C Mana:Burning>The Inn's Rooms
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
A metal key lies on the ground here.
Barliman Butterbur, the innkeeper, offers you a room in his inn.
Elfy the Noldo is standing here.
Vanaer the Man is standing here.
Philia the Woman is standing here.
Exits: Down.

* C Mana:Burning>
Elfy says 'so u must be lieing'

* C Mana:Burning>or k elfy
order followers k elfy
The grey wolf (ga)'s misty shroud dissolves.
or k elfy
The grey wolf (ga) hits Elfy's right leg and shatters it.
The black wolf (ba)'s misty shroud dissolves.
The black wolf (ba) hits Elfy's body very hard and shatters it.
Ok.
Elfy slaps Vanaer.

* C Mana:Burning>
You suddenly notice the young mountain lion (ya).
The young mountain lion (ya) hits Elfy's body and shatters it.
or k elfy

* C Mana:Burning>
Philia says:  you loggin on?

* C Mana:Burning>order followers k elfy
Ok.

* C Mana:Burning>Vanaer says 'she did'
order followers k elfy
You failed to control the young mountain lion (ya).
or k elfy
Ok.
The Bree Guard has arrived from below.

* C Mana:Burning>
The grey wolf (ga) strongly hits Elfy's right foot and shatters it.
Elfy is mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

* C Mana:Burning>order followers k elfy
Ok.

* C Mana:Burning>
The young mountain lion (ya) hits Elfy's body hard and shatters it.
You receive your share of experience.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear Elfy's death cry.
Elfy is dead! R.I.P.

* C Mana:Burning>
Vanaer says 'I swear'

* C Mana:Burning>na laugh
Ok.

* C Mana:Burning>
The Bree Guard sighs loudly.
The Bree Guard says 'It has been reported that "Paragond murdered Elfy".
You're under arrest Paragond. Follow me and you'll be fairly judged.'

* C Mana:Burning>na elfy mobs the stupid cunt
Ok.
Saving Paragond.

* C Mana:Burning>
The Old Man has arrived from below.

* C Mana:Burning>
Philia yells 'NO!'

* C Mana:Burning>
Philia yells 'NO!'

* C Mana:Burning>
Philia yells 'NO!'

* C Mana:Burning>
Philia yells 'NO!'

* C Mana:Burning>
Vanaer says 'im petitoning'

os
* C Mana:Burning>order followers sleep
The grey wolf (ga) lies down and falls asleep.
You failed to control the black wolf (ba).
The young mountain lion (ya) lies down and falls asleep.
Ok.
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Paragond2000-10-09 07:54:56
I was nice to elfy and tried to help her, teach her the game. She refused and
insisted she wanted to keep "annoying people". I found that rather lame. I also
disliked her spam to begin with and when she decided to purposefully spam in and
out of the room my group was in just to annoy us, I got a little more irritated.
We put up with her long enough, I say.
Juston2000-10-09 08:18:26
Here here! Smoke her!
Katali2000-10-09 08:43:25
My main problem with Elfy is that those people trying to use the narrates for purposes of the game cannot effectively do so when there is tremendous spam. Also, I wouldn't even mind that so much if it was something worth while being said. I think someone should have done something long before Paragond and support his decision.
NastyNils2000-10-09 08:44:32
Spank the kids, so they learn the rules.
Tiá2000-10-09 08:53:51
* C Mana:Warm>alias shit c 'teleport' orausluad

*LOL*
grunge2000-10-09 08:59:05
hehe well done, but at least don't let it look like you did it on purpose

you could've just brought them in her room....they would've hit her
Rza2000-10-09 09:10:11
Kickass mighty Breelegender!!!!
Siroth2000-10-09 09:20:56
Hail the Breelegends!
Paragond2000-10-09 09:23:33
Grunge: Actually no, I purposefully chose non-aggressive mobs so I would get
them past all the guards I had to run by on the way to the room elfy was in. All
of those mobs I had charmed are allowed inside cities :) I thought about just
charming two huge grizzlies but guards hit those on site, no guarentees I would
make it to where elfy was and manage to order them to hit before guards took them
out.
Deor2000-10-09 09:31:24
He neglected to add the part where he got instantly noshouted for calling her a "cunt" on narrate. This is the internet, yes, but you all don't have the right to say or do whatever you want when it infringes upon the rights of the people who don't want to see it.

Gag, ignore, whatever. But this kind of language and any other type of sexual harassment towards any player for any reason isn't going to be tolerated.

Except for Grunge, he can say whatever he wants and gets away with it.
Rza2000-10-09 09:50:35
Because grunge kicks ass!
Benny2000-10-09 10:00:49
Hehe Go Paragond!
Darkangel2000-10-09 10:18:45
*Hug* Paragond, u rock! :D nice to see Elfy goin down, I'm so sick and tired of her.
I was nice too in the beginning, gave her gold and such but she doesnt even try to play the game, only sit there and annoy ppl (read: psteal, loot other whities corpses and doesnt give eq back, and then hide behind ainuprotection)
Daevia2000-10-09 10:55:13
Since when is it sexual harassment to call someone a cunt?
Next time anybody calls me a mother fucker I'll charge them
with 'sexual harassment' I think.
Unknown2000-10-09 11:11:30
Since they were your charmies she didnt mobdie. Then again she is level 1 so it realy doesnt matter. Lastly you got charged with the crime so what was the point?
Unknown2000-10-09 11:22:06
is it just my imagination, or is the game filled with ppl like Elfy lately?
Unknown2000-10-09 11:44:51
He got to kill her. Thats worth a lousy citizenship.
Relim2000-10-09 11:50:37
To unknown: yup, it is indeed (use yer name, eh?). I've just ruined my align by spanking a couple bree-heroes (albeit one in rdell). One was unbelievable rude when I asked if someone wanted equip; refused to apologise, and was as arrogant as Elfy here. The other one kinda spamed me, telling me i was piece of shit. Well, this piece of shit had a brd and used it to good effect (I was rather surprised that Erestor allowed me to stab, but there y'go).
Problem is, there's a huge risk in taking this into your own hands. Last time I complained about someone being a prick, Yants noshouted and notold (?) me. Yants was being a pedantic bastard - Deor actually helped sort it out, although could do nothing bout the player being a tosser. So I kind of don't talk to ainur about player probs anymore - I keep ruining align by killing the suckers. Of course, if they loobie, not much I can do. I just call Paragond in future to deal with them :>
Ariala2000-10-09 12:16:28
Relim im up to help you with this, lets clear Arda from all the suckers !!
*gig*
Rza2000-10-09 12:32:25
Lets clear arda of all nolifer Hero's !!!!!
Relim2000-10-09 13:11:33
If we had to clear all the suckers from Arda, there'd only be Elfy left. And that's cus she's a cunt. Apparently.
Ariala2000-10-09 13:25:33
heh I begin clearing Arda
Im quit .................
Lalin2000-10-09 13:41:52
nice, good, fine...soon will others pay too;)
Fredde to Deor2000-10-09 14:24:12
can i charge paragond for posting this shit?

and darkangel, whats wrong with looting other players corpses? i do it all the time =)

*nod self*
Thaedil2000-10-09 15:42:16
Can't we just be civilised about this and ALLOW us to rip spammers and lamers to pieces?
Ariala2000-10-09 16:12:00
Fredde heh you like when someone loot your corpse ?
Lochdale2000-10-09 16:15:25
I think mume's justice system needs some significant alteration. There is always a danger of letting players "sort it out". While there motives may be good there is great potential for abuse. Relim kills a spamming lowbie who is acting the bollicks is one thing, but what if Relim simply disagrees with said lowbie or covets some of his equipment and then kills him. We can see the ugly potential here. It is, however, almost impossible to legislate for inappropriate speach. It does require the application of some common sense and good discretion by the ainur but when certain speach gets out of hand it must be stopped. Deor's comments hit the nail on the head. We can usually tell the fdifference from this sort of narrate: Lochdale narrates 'I like guinness'
Grunge narrates 'your a fucking idiot'
to this sort of narrate:
Spammer narrates 'Fuck all of you' etc.etc.
It is not practical to muddle a system to legislate for this so the ainur must be both vigilant and discrete. Lastly, While Elfy probably need to die, I do get concerned with ppls taking the law into there own hands no matter how pure the motives.
Darla2000-10-09 16:29:01
Darla2000-10-09 16:32:04
Lol self
*clap* Paragond
the gods should be happy and leave it alone....
Norglin2000-10-09 17:11:16
somebody had to do it just wish it was me :P
Unknown2000-10-09 18:21:55
It's not easy to be 13, be nice to elfy.
Fredde to Arial2000-10-09 18:37:53
Noone DARES to loot my corpse. nod self!
Niccolo2000-10-09 18:40:14
As amusing as that was, I doubt it even served a purpose. Elfy has been at level 1 forever and seems rather happy there. Heh Deor, I fail to see how calling elfy a cunt is sexual harassment when everyone knows its really a 52 year old male dentist.
Fëagil2000-10-09 19:11:51
What i don't understand is: how can elfy go on spamming ppl for a month without getting noshouted???? Then someone calls her a cunt and eats it :( And one other thing: SILENCE spell IS NOT ATTACKING. Meaning, you can silence any lowbie without problems or getting wanted. I have personally silenced elfy and will do it again when i get the opportunity.

So every self-respecting mage pls put a couple of pracs (3-4 will do for legend) into silence for this kinda occasion.
Paragond2000-10-09 21:25:08
Fredde: and darkangel, whats wrong with looting other players corpses? i do it
all the time =) *nod self*

Why does this not surprise me? *pat* I think you have spoken for yourself.

Feagil: Nice :) I think i'll spare a prac or four to get silence.

To all ainu: If you don't like what i'm doing i'd be MORE than happy to send a
pray to you all every time elfy is spamming. I feel it only fair to warn you
however, you aren't down here in the midst of it with her. We are. I don't
believe most of you understand how much spam she creates. You will soon.

BTW, I recieved no punishment for this other than a noshout and jail time. I'm a
legend mage, gold is easy to get. She needed to be humbled. I feel it was worth
it.

"u can't kill me! haha". Eh heh.
Grimble2000-10-09 21:29:16
How bout getting rid of newbie protection all together? Then anyone can wack those annoying horsekillers and spammers all they want. Its stupid anyhow to protect those under level 5 - I mean how many ppl actually going around wacking newbies that dont deserve it? If they did, they would quickly find themselves on saurons list i'm sure.
Ginlon2000-10-10 00:52:25
Paragond for president!
Darla2000-10-10 01:06:18
Lol self
*clap* Paragond
the gods should be happy and leave it alone....
Throk2000-10-10 05:13:56
that fucking ruled
Bama2000-10-10 07:53:34
I never have this problem w/newbies. *ponder*
Gerian2000-10-10 22:16:37
If the gods are unwilling to help us, We must help ourselves...
Congrats Paragond :)
Aschit2000-10-11 00:22:06
Just so you all know, Elfy is 13 RL years old....I xped her/him some on his/her first day on mume. After about an hour he/she became TOO annoying so I pawned him/her off on someone else willing to help him/her xp (*APOLOGIZE*, that was the WORST thing I have ever done to someone in my life). Anyway, Elfy made the point to me that I shouldn't 'beep' him/her, because his/her dad was mad that she/he was up so late playing, and had just gotten a spanking (I'm not making this up) for that very reason. So, if he/she keeps the spam, just spambeep her/him until he/she logs off or voids. If this happens enough, I doubt we will ever see him/her again, since his/her ass will be so damn painful he/she will have to figure out a way to shit while standing RL.
*anonymous*2000-10-12 17:30:58
I don't get it, well if she was being a bitch she deserved it! :)
Vaber2002-02-06 19:06:57
sucks i love elfy
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