Play from work and die AFK
posted by Donk
2000-10-10 16:49:29
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It's all about timing.
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### Here my boss enters the room. I spin my office chair 180 degrees to talk
### to him (he just had a brief question about a meeting). :-)
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An orkish scout yells 'A Man, and a Dwarf are here at An Abandoned Cellar!'

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Forek narrates '?'

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Edv stops following you.

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A vicious olog-hai yells 'A Dwarf is herk at A Steep Tunrul!'

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An orkish scout yells 'An Elf is here at An Abandoned Cellar!'

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Nazgum narrates 'all go cellar?'

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Nazgum narrates 'they 7-8'

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A vicious olog-hai yells 'A Mas, bnd sbme Dlaawes are hpre at A Steep Tunnel!'

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Forek narrates 'how many are we?'

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Edv leaves south.

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An orkish scout yells 'An Elf is here at An Abandoned Cellar!'

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A vicious olog-hai yells 'A Man, and some Dwarves ere heee ab Cave!'

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A vicious olog-hai yells 'An Elf is eere at A Steep Zunnel!'

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An olog-hai troll yells '*a Dwarf* at Cave. Come quick!'

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An orkish scout yells 'An Elf is here at An Abandoned Cellar!'

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A vicious olog-hai yells 'A Man is hdoe at Rough Gassageway!'

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Forek tells you 'u in warrens?'

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An orkish scout yells 'A Dwarf is here at An Abandoned Cellar!'

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Cufdrup narrates 'anyone on mume.pvv.org 4242 and having linkproblems?'

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Nasarian narrates 'No.'

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A vicious olog-hai yells 'A Man is here at Rough Passageway!'

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Nasarian narrates 'no link probs.'

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A vicious olog-hai yells 'A Man is here at Cave!'

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An olog-hai troll yells '*a Man* at Cave. Come quick!'

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*Glader the Dwarf* has arrived from the south.

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*Glader the Dwarf* leaves south.

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A vicious olog-hai yells 'E Dwbrf is here at Rough Passaguway!'

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An olog-hai troll yells '*a Man* at Cave. Come quick!'

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A vicious olog-hai yells 'A Man is here bt Cave!'

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Cele has arrived from the south.

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Cele leaves south.

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Mughash narrates '90% of the time i got link problem :)'

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An olog-hai troll yells '*a Man* at Cave. Come quick!'

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Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry.

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A vicious olog-hai yells 'Some Dwarvgs are here at Rluoh Gazsageway!'

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A vicious olog-hai yells 'Some Dwarves are here at Cave!'

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Edv narrates 'wonam dead'

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Nazgum 'all meet steep?'

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An olog-hai troll yells '*a Man* at Cave. Come quick!'

o C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
An orkish scout yells 'A Dwarf is here at An Abandoned Cellar!'

o C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
A vicious olog-hai yells 'A Man is here ak Rough Passagewuy!'

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Forek narrates 'they enter yet?'

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You begin to feel thirsty.

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Postmaster narrates 'darkangel died'

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Nazgumnarrates 'they all in'

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Edv narrates 'woman ripped'

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Nazgum beeps you!

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An olog-hai troll yells '*an Elf* at Cave. Come quick!'

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A vicious olog-hai yells 'An Elf is here at Rozgh Pazsageway!'

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*Butter the Dwarf* has arrived from the south.
*Glader the Dwarf* has arrived from the south.
*Galadon the Sindarin Elf* has arrived from the south.

*Galadon the Sindarin Elf* begins some strange incantations...

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*Glader the Dwarf* closes the rubble.
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### Spell spam. I autowimp once or twice with closed exits.
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You are dead! Sorry...


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Saving Donk.

### Here I turn my chair back to the computer (max 2 minutes passed since my
### evil boss entered) and face the music. :-)

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Hall of Orcs
The remainders of a disgusting elf-stew cover the ground.
A large fountain, made from grey stone, pours water from its centre.
A musty bread has been left here.
A pot full of the half-decayed remains of an elf is here.
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Buller2000-10-10 16:50:55
Sniff.
Donk2000-10-10 16:55:02
Boring log - but it should be used as a handbook example of why you should not play this game from work. Don't try this at home (erm work).
Blaz2000-10-10 17:00:36
2 minutes is a long time :)
was afk 10 seconds once, with lev 25 bn.
was enough to find myself in hidden island
Donk2000-10-10 17:01:13
Of course - the worst case scenario would be both MUME-death _and_ the boss noticing that I was playing a game. *shiver*
Lochdale2000-10-10 17:08:16
Ack! I am so glad I cant play from work...not that I am concerned about ripping rather I am concerned that I would get caught and that would be all bad!
Mazza2000-10-10 17:10:04
Comf, Donkyboy.
Reivax2000-10-10 17:16:05
OUUUIIII!

ALT+F4!
ALT+F4!
ALT+F4!
ALT+F4!

;)
Reivax2000-10-10 17:16:36
Or, in my case, ctrl+c x2
Nerak2000-10-10 17:20:28
I like this part:

Nazgum beeps you!

If you're like me, you keep your volume off on your work computer. I remember fondly that one time when my boss entered and a lowbie began beeping me for an enchant. Beep...beep...beep...beep...beep...beep...beep...beep...all the while my boss was looking at my computer trying to figure out where the strange beeping noise was coming from *giggle*

*comf* on the death though. Always rough to get whacked afk...
Rackhir2000-10-10 17:58:52
ALT+F4 ???

ctl+c ??

Erm.....
Darkangel2000-10-10 18:17:44
Thanks for dying, got eq back :O) *bow*
But hrmmm, from recognised leader ---> skirmishes...*sniff*
Alcion2000-10-10 18:35:43
L A U G H Nerak, comf Donk.
Fëagil2000-10-10 18:50:48
Work at home ppl, work at home...
Ariala2000-10-10 18:59:39
Donk but it is better then sit at work with out mume
.......
I hate firewalls at my work and fucking root who close 23 and 4242 2 month ago
*comf* Donk

Feagil heh you can offer job with possibility to work at home ? :)
Lochdale2000-10-10 19:42:19
A job working at home eh....well there is always welfare. ROTFL Nerak.
Tiá2000-10-10 20:41:07
Donk did they loot?
Pampalini2000-10-10 20:59:45
The worst would be if your boss finds out that you died with spare equip for
him - but it doesnt happen so often. Comforts man.
Nacs2000-10-10 21:41:38
funny would be if yer boss is yer best friend in mume!
Ecko2000-10-10 22:53:39
ctl-Enter : That is what I do...well in Comp sci class anyways! ;-)

Going afk sucks...I have ripped many a time as a bn going to
the fridge to get an ice cold dew. But it is worth it! *Cackle*
Sauron2000-10-11 08:16:28
The pukes did your Boss work. They kicked you ugly ass....Does you boss pay you for playing mume during work hour?
So..don't
Ariala to Sauro2000-10-11 12:40:10
Sauron shut up your ugly mouth and torn your ugly face back to mume ...
rl not for you!
Donk2000-10-11 14:01:20
Of course they looted... Only full slasher/smiter set (minus shining).
:-)

Life is life ... nahnaaahnananaah.
Glader2000-10-11 21:21:07
I'll hand over some eq to you if I happen to have spare I soon as I see you.
Johannes2000-10-12 08:27:46
Ack!
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