yawn.txt // potentially amusing
posted by Blackfoot
2000-10-12 06:20:47
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Hate archnia? Love it? Don't care? Me either.
Players in your zone
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Raoh                 - Ruined Gatehouse
Gorek                - Ruined Gatehouse
Dorek                - Ruined Gatehouse
Blackfoot            - Ruined Gatehouse
Vasp                 - Ruined Gatehouse
Torek                - Ruined Gatehouse

* R>
Dorek stops using an engraved broadsword.
Dorek skillfully draws a heavy warhammer.

* R>
Dorek binds a metal buckler on his arm.

* R>
Gorek masterfully draws an ornate, steel-shafted warhammer.

* R>
Torek says 'ok ready?'

* R>nod
You nod solemnly.

* R>kk
Raoh nods solemnly.

* R>
Vasp says 'go!'

* R>
Gorek stops resting, and clambers on his feet.

* R>
Torek says 'open'

* R>
A brown-skinned Orc looks you and your group over.
A brown-skinned Orc unlocks the portcullis.
A brown-skinned Orc opens the portcullis.

* R>
!
They aren't here.

* R>!

Torek leaves west riding a hungry warg.
Before the Gate
*a Dwarf* is here searching for tracks, riding a mountain mule.
*a Man* is standing here.
*a Half-Elf* is here, riding the trained horse (Glowing).
*an Elf* is here, riding a pack horse.
*a Dwarf* is standing here trying to concentrate.
*a Woman* is here, riding the trained horse.
*a Hobbit* is standing here.
*a Half-Elf* is resting here.
The portcullis closes quietly.
You hear a *click* in a lock.

* R>* R *a Woman*:Fine>
*a Hobbit* nods in agreement with *a Half-Elf*.
*a Half-Elf*'s body turns numb as the poison speeds to her brain!
Torek smites *a Half-Elf*'s right hand hard.
*a Woman*'s body turns numb as the poison speeds to her brain!
You slash *a Woman*'s body very hard.

!
* R *a Woman*:Fine>
*a Half-Elf* lightly pierces Torek's right leg and tickles it.

* R *a Woman*:Fine>
*a Man*'s body turns numb as the poison speeds to his brain!
Gorek pounds *a Man*'s left foot extremely hard.
*a Half-Elf* stops resting, and clambers on his feet.
Vasp begins some strange incantations...

* R *a Woman*:Fine>
*a Dwarf* utters the words 'judicandus dies'

* R *a Woman*:Fine>
*a Dwarf* begins some strange incantations...
*a Half-Elf* barely pierces Torek's right leg and tickles it.

* R *a Woman*:Fine>
*a Dwarf*'s body turns numb as the poison speeds to his brain!
Dorek smites *a Dwarf*'s body extremely hard.
Raoh smites *a Dwarf*'s left leg extremely hard.

li
*a Woman* begins some strange incantations...

* R *a Woman*:Fine>*a Half-Elf* leaves west riding the trained horse.
You're already fighting!
*an Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* R *a Woman*:Fine>l
You're already fighting!

* R *a Woman*:Fine>
You start to concentrate...
*a Dwarf* pounds Dorek's right leg extremely hard.

*a Dwarf* utters the words 'judicandus dies'

i
Torek panics, and attempts to flee.
Torek leaves west riding a hungry warg.
*a Woman* begins some strange incantations...

calVasp utters the word 'harm'
Vasp raises his voice and ancient powers make *a Hobbit* twist in pain.

l
li
*a Dwarf* cleaves Vasp's left leg hard and tickles it.
*a Half-Elf* has arrived from the west riding the trained horse.

Torek has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.

*a Half-Elf* begins some strange incantations...
Vasp begins some strange incantations...
Ok.
The lightning bolt hits *a Woman* with full impact.

* R Mana:Burning *a Woman*:Hurt>*a Woman* begins some strange incantations...
You start to concentrate...

*a Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.

li
Raoh sends *a Dwarf* sprawling with a powerful bash.

*an Elf* utters the word 'yufzbarr'

Dorek panics, and attempts to flee.
Dorek leaves west riding a hungry warg.
Gorek sends *a Man* sprawling with a powerful bash.

*a Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Half-Elf* utters the words 'qahijf gsfal'
*a Half-Elf* sprays Vasp with painfully bright, concentrated rays of light.

li
Vasp leaves west riding a hungry warg.
*a Woman* begins some strange incantations...

l
Ok.
The lightning bolt hits *a Woman* with full impact.

* R Mana:Burning *a Woman*:Wounded>*a Woman* begins some strange incantations...
You call for the portcullis to be opened.
Dorek has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*a Hobbit* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Hobbit* leaves west.
*an Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* R Mana:Burning *a Woman*:Wounded>
You start to concentrate...

i
*a Half-Elf* utters the word 'yufzbarr'
*a Half-Elf* throws a fireball at Raoh, completely enveloping him in flames.

You have the uneasy impression that a pair of unseen eyes are scrutinizing you
from the closed portcullis.
You hear a *click* in a lock.
The portcullis is opened from the other side.

li
*a Half-Elf* begins some strange incantations...
*a Woman* begins some strange incantations...

*a Woman* begins some strange incantations...

*a Half-Elf* leaves west riding the trained horse.

*a Woman* begins some strange incantations...
Raoh smites *a Dwarf*'s left arm extremely hard.

A hungry warg throws you off in panic!
Raoh panics, and attempts to flee.
Raoh leaves west riding a hungry warg.
*a Woman* begins some strange incantations...

*a Dwarf* swiftly dodges Dorek's attempt to smite him.
*a Half-Elf* begins some strange incantations...
Ok.
The lightning bolt hits *a Woman* with full impact.

* Mana:Hot *a Woman*:Wounded>li
Torek says 'open'
Gorek calls for the portcullis to be opened.
You start to concentrate...

Torek says 'open'

li
*a Half-Elf* has arrived from the west riding the trained horse.
Torek says 'open'

*a Woman* panics, and attempts to flee.
Your victim has disappeared!
*a Woman* leaves west riding the trained horse.
Who should the spell be cast upon?
A voice yells back, 'The portcullis is open! Stop bothering me!'

* Mana:Hot>Who should the spell be cast upon?

* Mana:Hot>Who should the spell be cast upon?

* Mana:Hot>Torek calls for the portcullis to be opened.
Who should the spell be cast upon?
*a Dwarf* seems to have recovered his senses.
Gorek pounds *a Man*'s right hand extremely hard.

* Mana:Hot>Who should the spell be cast upon?
*a Half-Elf* utters the words 'qahijf gsfal'
*a Half-Elf* sprays you with piercing rays of many-coloured light.

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot *a Half-Elf*:Healthy>
*a Man* seems to have recovered his senses.

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot *a Half-Elf*:Healthy>
*a Woman* has arrived from the west riding the trained horse.
A voice yells back, 'The portcullis is open! Stop bothering me!'

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot *a Half-Elf*:Healthy>
Gorek calls for the portcullis to be opened.
*a Half-Elf* joins *a Man*'s fight.

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot *a Half-Elf*:Healthy>li

*a Half-Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot *a Half-Elf*:Healthy>l
A voice yells back, 'The portcullis is open! Stop bothering me!'

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot *a Half-Elf*:Healthy>
You start to concentrate...

i
*a Dwarf* cleaves your head and tickles it.
Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...
The portcullis closes quietly.
You hear a *click* in a lock.

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot *a Half-Elf*:Healthy>
You start to concentrate...
Torek calls for the portcullis to be opened.

*a Woman* utters the words 'cure serious'
You hear a *click* in a lock.
The portcullis is opened from the other side.

call
Ok.
The lightning bolt hits *a Half-Elf* with full impact.

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot *a Half-Elf*:Fine>k *a Half-Elf* begins some strange incantations...
You call for the portcullis to be opened.
The portcullis closes quietly.
You hear a *click* in a lock.

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot *a Half-Elf*:Fine>
*a Woman* utters the words 'cure serious'

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot *a Half-Elf*:Fine>woman
Torek calls for the portcullis to be opened.

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot *a Half-Elf*:Fine>
#Ok. {kk} aliases {kill woman}.
#Ok. {9} aliases {track woman}.
#Ok. {sh} aliases {shoot woman}.
#Ok. {ha} aliases {cas 'harm' woman}.
#Ok. {bb} aliases {cas 'black' woman}.
#Ok. {bl} aliases {cas 'blind' woman}.
#Ok. {do} aliases {cas 'lightn' woman}.

You have the uneasy impression that a pair of unseen eyes are scrutinizing you
from the closed portcullis.
You hear a *click* in a lock.
The portcullis is opened from the other side.

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot *a Half-Elf*:Fine>do
do

*a Half-Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Half-Elf* leaves west.
A voice yells back, 'The portcullis is open! Stop bothering me!'

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot *a Dwarf*:Hurt>
*a Dwarf* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot *a Dwarf*:Hurt>
You feel less protected.
*a Dwarf* cleaves your left leg extremely hard.

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot *a Dwarf*:Hurt>
*a Hobbit* has arrived from the west.
*a Woman* utters the words 'eugszr zzur'
*a Woman* makes your evil soul suffer with her goodness.
That really HURT!

* HP:Hurt Mana:Hot *a Dwarf*:Hurt>
*a Woman* begins some strange incantations...
*a Half-Elf* barely pierces Gorek's body and tickles it.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Hot *a Dwarf*:Hurt>


*a Half-Elf* has arrived from the west.
*a Dwarf* yawns and stretches his limbs.
*a Man* bleeds from open wounds.
*a Man* yawns and stretches his limbs.
*a Half-Elf* yawns and stretches her limbs.
*a Woman* yawns and stretches her limbs.
*a Woman* sits down and rests.
*a Man* smites Gorek's body extremely hard.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Hot *a Dwarf*:Hurt>

fl
You flee head over heels.
You were not able to keep your concentration while moving.
Your head stops stinging.
Ruined Gatehouse
A grotesque thong lies on the ground.
A pair of metal gauntlets are lying here.
A pair of thin vambraces are lying here.
Several grey-green, fragrant leaves are on the ground.
A tall brown-skinned orc, with wide arms, examines you harshly.
A tall brown-skinned orc, with wide arms, examines you harshly.
A tall brown-skinned orc, with wide arms, examines you harshly.
Exits: East South West.
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Daevia2000-10-12 06:23:32
Pathetic, but funny.
Throk2000-10-12 06:25:23
amusing
Healy2000-10-12 06:32:26
Yup and that scarred the group off and they wouldn't pk more :( i stayed tried get em come back i thought we all were ahving a good time in those 2 or 3 nice battles we had, but i think that poisoning freaked em out a bit
Blackfoot2000-10-12 07:07:27

they fear the snake juice

Mikala2000-10-12 07:13:58
Poisons are gay because they aren't balanced at the moment. (in my opinion) Psylonia took me from 100 mana to 8 the instant I got poisoned, then it took 2 remove poisons to get rid of it.
Daevia2000-10-12 08:29:18
I little bird with a V on it's head told me recently that poisoned weren't balanced.
Just wonder whats taking them so damn long to balance...
Bulldozer2000-10-12 08:48:55
hehehe, it looks funny tho :)
Transe2000-10-12 08:49:13
I think I was first to get poisoned..didnt even notice till I fell asleep:P
Ainagul2000-10-12 09:16:11
In a battle 6 vs 8 poison looks cool. But when I get hit by poisoners as solo BN it looks ridiculous.

Ideas to change:
a) it shouldnt affect instantly, maybe in 2 ticks lets say?
-> will save the solo chars from pathetic overkill. Still cool during a warrens raid or any other huge fight.

b) more rare ingredients
-> no mass use
Elistan2000-10-12 12:18:14
*a Hobbit* nods in agreement with *a Half-Elf*.
*a Half-Elf*'s body turns numb as the poison speeds to her brain!
Torek smites *a Half-Elf*'s right hand hard.
*a Woman*'s body turns numb as the poison speeds to her brain!
You slash *a Woman*'s body very hard.

You have got to love that!
Horus2000-10-12 13:11:01
Damn poisons are so LAME!

But that was kinda funny
Skojardu2000-10-12 13:43:51
One of the reason i never play puke anymore - Lame ass poison
Btw i dont wana play puke anyway so its a hmmm god reason?
Tua2000-10-12 15:35:55
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING
Blackfoot2000-10-12 16:17:11
Oh give me a break. We envenomed our blades only when our enemies'
number was great. And even then, they all lived. So stop your
bitchin about poisons already dammmm I just thought it was funny
seeing them all sit down at once
Baldie2000-10-12 18:34:45
Poisons are no problem. I have never noticed that they have any effect whatsoever. In fact corpses that come from poison killed pukes make very spicy and tasty food :)
Niccolo2000-10-12 22:21:41
You envenomed your blades when your enemys number was great?
It was 8 to 6. By mume standards thats an INCREDIBLY fair fight. So yeah poisons are completly lame.

But you weren't wrong it was still funny!
Blackfoot2000-10-12 23:40:54
Why is poison "lame" niccolo?
It's just another advantage that is available for players to use in battle.
I really dont understand...if poisons were some kind of bs-instakill, I
daresay more people would be using it.
Meteor2000-10-13 09:19:11
Nothing is bad itself, only the way you think of it.
Niccolo2000-10-13 19:48:11
Well blackfoot, poison is lame because there is no easy counter for a solo non-caster. Yes there is antidote lore but many people dont find mume fun to play if they are continually having to run from one end of arda to another to collect herbs. (I usually offer gold for draughts as orc cause the time spent making them is lost time where i could be doing something fun).

My small list of lame mume things are - poison, 5 stored quakes, call lightning, overkill traps. My own personal code of honor prevents me from using any of the above on someone who has not tried to use one of the above on me.
A pity there aren't more adults out there like myself.
Blackfoot2000-10-13 19:59:45
Ah a personal code of honor thing, I see.
Good for puke chars! Orcs however, I imagine as heartless creatures
that will not hesitate to take any advantage to defeat their enemy.
Poisoning their blades is indeed a dastardly act, but it suits them.
Play puke and use your higher morals and superior skills to defeat
us evil-doers DESPITE our wicked tactics--thats what puke is about right?

Remember when your orc and my orc killed a puke in eregion and when
I asked what was in his sable, you lied, leaving out items that you
lusted for? When I called you on it, you explained that your orc
was a seflish bastard and you were roleplaying. Your own personal
sense of honor did not interfere with your orc's motives at that time.
Yet they do when it comes to using poison--an inconsistency, hm?

Blackfoot2000-10-13 20:02:39
Ah a personal code of honor thing, I see.
Good for puke chars! Orcs however, I imagine as heartless creatures
that will not hesitate to take any advantage to defeat their enemy.
Poisoning their blades is indeed a dastardly act, but it suits them.
Play puke and use your higher morals and superior skills to defeat
us evil-doers DESPITE our wicked tactics--thats what puke is about right?

Remember when your orc and my orc killed a puke in eregion and when
I asked what was in his sable, you lied, leaving out items that you
lusted for? When I called you on it, you explained that your orc
was a seflish bastard and you were roleplaying. Your own personal
sense of honor did not interfere with your orc's motives at that time.
Yet they do when it comes to using poison--an inconsistency, hm?

Niccolo2000-10-14 09:25:22
*ponder* Which of my orcs killed a puke with your orc in eregion? I seldom group with people outside my circle of friends. I certainly don't remember any situation remotely similar to what you just described. I don't roleplay, and I definitly wouldn't use roleplay as an excuse for immature behavior.

As I use my personal code of honor with all my characters (Be they puke, bn, or orc) I'd have to say "NO" I dont see an inconsistency.

Perhaps you have me confused with an estonian.
Blackfoot2000-10-15 01:27:12
lol
that must be it..
Blackfoot2000-10-15 06:52:35
Armageddon was who that story was about, whoever plays him i dont remember
Niccolo2000-10-16 05:22:15
Arma is Steele. I wouldn't have thought him the type to do something like that either tho...
Blackfoot2000-10-25 19:29:57
yes steele. well i have it logged somewhere, anyway.
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