Well trolls life?
posted by Udrajoks
2000-10-13 22:12:05
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Can you do something else then laugh?
Snafu says 'they powerleveling on us'

o C HP:Bad>exa 3.corpse
corpse (here) : 
Nothing.

o C HP:Bad>nod
You nod solemnly.

o C HP:Bad>
*Butter the Dwarf* has arrived from the west.
*an Elf* has arrived from the west.
*Mux the Half-Elf* has arrived from the west.
*a Dwarf* has arrived from the west.
*a Woman* has arrived from the west.
*Jandor the Dwarf* has arrived from the west.
Grinder hits *Jandor the Dwarf*'s right foot extremely hard.

* C HP:Bad>
*Butter the Dwarf* slashes your left arm extremely hard and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!

* C HP:Bad *Butter the Dwarf*:Fine>
*a Woman* snickers softly.

* C HP:Bad *Butter the Dwarf*:Fine>
*Mux the Half-Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* C HP:Bad *Butter the Dwarf*:Fine>
Blogg leaves west.
You suddenly notice *an Elf*.
*an Elf* strongly pierces your body and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* C HP:Bad *Butter the Dwarf*:Fine>
*a Dwarf* smites your left foot extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
You are mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.
You feel a strong ache there!

You are dead! Sorry...


o C HP:Awful>
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Brunne2000-10-13 22:13:25
you fucked with the wrooooooong people.
Udrajoks2000-10-13 22:14:06
Fun fun fun do never talk about overkill huge groups
Because 10+ people been raiding warrens for hmmm what 30 min now?
So stop whining all you losers and play the fucking game
hoho

Udrajoks
Unknown2000-10-13 22:28:58
isnt whining exactly what you did? quit playing if you cant handle some pukes.
udrajoks2000-10-13 22:44:54
Atleast i got the balls to type my name asswipe
try find yours?
Rancor2000-10-13 22:45:23
Heh, warrens was seiged for over 35 minutes by the likes of Butter and co, and Elestir and co, and even Pandion and Buliwyf. The final group that raided Grinder was made up of 12 pukes vs Myself (Olog), Blogg (Olog), and 3 trolls between level 10-14. It was insanely hard NOT to die there, but i escaped after I saw 3 of my Brethren succumb to their might in under 10 seconds. I whacked some Grey, stomping horses tethered to some trees, and made off with my hide to Dt. Sorry I did not stand and fall with you brothers, but I had some decent equipment, and to stay would only have meant suicide and giving that hugegroup the satisfaction they did not deserve. During the raid, Tuen the Dwarf, and Magi the elf fell to our resistence!
-Rancor Foe-Smasher, member of STOMP.
Tuen2000-10-13 22:55:11
Hehe, only reason i ripped was because i was in smite mood, and people didn't erspond to my narrate to enter cellar.
Rancor2000-10-13 23:01:13
oh, and don't forget your flee trigger too
You spam fled like about 100X before you died =p
Doh2000-10-13 23:01:50
that was SO fucking lame!
Lothar2000-10-13 23:04:00
Raids rocks! Keep them up.
And lowbie inexperienced trolls should play puke instead whining,
Toe2000-10-13 23:05:13
Hehe.. I'm almost never around when that happens :(
Skojardu2000-10-13 23:18:59
Please stop playing your puke mage toe
I still got your scalp to gimme good charma and it works :}
And btw lothar next time you try to chop my orcie im gonna eat you cohones :]
Udrajoks2000-10-13 23:20:41
btw rancor if you knew me you know i never used and will never use action
not even to loot money so there try beat that :}
Roadkill2000-10-13 23:34:04
Warrens raids can be fun, but these days they're mostly cheesy. I mean, 1 out
of every 3 times, the leader defwarrior parries Grinder. I would like to see
two rooms added to warrens, one up from Grinder with a couple of mountain trolls
and another to the east with a mother troll and some cavies. It'd be nice if
there was a closable exit on at least one of them, too.

I'm not just playing the wishing game here, trolls need to have a safer spot to
rent. We can't run because of sun, so we should at least stand a chance of
surviving solo versus a raiding group of 10+. As is, they can quake us to death
at Grinder without even getting hurt, and if we try to leave, we find ourselves
getting pingponged by some pukes standing at stone stair and nexus spamming
k *troll*. It's a norisk situation for pukes, best witnessed by the fact that
there are 1-2 raids per day these days. The only way a puke dies during a raid
with a group of 10 or more, is if there are 4 ologs on (or more), or if they
are lagged or clueless.
Lothar2000-10-13 23:49:17
This is past, Skojardu, belive me.
And i am enjoying Toe company on other side :)
Toe2000-10-14 00:14:33
Never thought I'd say this, but it is fun :)
Toe2000-10-14 00:17:48
Never thought I'd say this, but it is fun :)
Khwaj2000-10-14 02:06:33

Im sad Toe gone over too the whities
mabbe i should start play them again ?

eeh no...

atleast jump in and say hello.

Rancor2000-10-14 02:50:34
Udrajoks, i not meant you. I meant that Tuen autofled like 100X before he died to us in cellar.
Kreil2000-10-14 07:19:08
*Snicker*
You fools...come back again sometime. I don't mind burning a few levels to get your shit..and I will!!! :)

The Rock Lobster
Fergus2000-10-14 09:26:35
If darkies get kicked it is overkill. When I was lvl 5-15 I ran into groups of
6 orcs regularly around Bree and they never hestitated in tracking and killing.
I dont begrudge them the hunt or why do they whine?
Shala2000-10-14 10:32:10
To Roadkill: Erm try bash dise their defense-warrior, or bash some mage at Grinder when they start leaving.. Lotsa fun :)
Baldie2000-10-14 11:46:14
What we need is some kind of bar/pub hangout place east of grinder. Where we can buy barrels of bear and gamble a little when we wait for night. The bartender and some mob patrons should be agg to pukes aswell. Would give us a little more manuverability. This will give a bit defence and entertainment at the same time.
Krown2000-10-14 15:51:13
YEA a PUB nice idea.(a dt pub for pukes with the message -You're slowly scewerd on a stake and fried over the open fire, while hungry *trolls* are patiently waiting for dinner.)
Washing down the elf meat with bear sounds nice.
Yellowbellie2000-10-14 23:26:39
Awesome awesome idea by Baldie. Too bad it will never happen since it would be "unTolkienish". But it would rock oh yes.
Doh2000-10-15 01:57:12
hm this game aint much tolkienish. do you see hobbits killing stuff in LOTR?
or maybe orcs running to BM or Gh ? nop :P
Throk2000-10-15 14:11:55
"do you see hobbits killing stuff in LOTR?"
moron apparently you never saw cause you never read?
Kroms2000-10-15 20:36:49
The average Joe hobbit at lvl 21 didnt sneak round warrens trying to bs newbie trolls :]
Unknown2000-10-15 23:08:36
Throk had a brain transplant from a pigeon. Once he made a level 1 orc but quit because nobody would give him a newbie kit.
Roadkill2000-10-16 23:21:35
Well, it wouldn't have to be a pub, specifically. What we could have is a nice
roasting pit 1e of Grinder, with some trolls hanging out, enjoying a bite of
some unmentionable beast's meat together, while educating their young on the
danger of the Yelloweye and perils of War. Pet cavelings should run about
underfoot, sometimes tripping the unwary traveller who moves with too much
haste. In fact, I'd like cavelings (a new idea for a mob, in case you didn't figure it out) in more spots around warrens; where troll mobs such as bitch,
mother and cave trolls load, to be precise. :-)
Suck2000-10-17 13:22:20
Log something fun instead..don't put this shit up.
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