Jail Break!!!
posted by Jahara
2000-10-16 03:19:01
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A breakout attempt that failed in Bree :)
* W C>t transe can you come and break down the jail door?
Cornholio yells '*crickets chirp*'
Ok.

* W C>
Transe tells you 'for what? break it down for what i mean?'

* W C>
Ganon stops resting, and clambers on his feet.

* W C>t transe so that cornholio can get out of jail. a jailbreak :)

Ganon tries to bash the heavydoor.

* W C>
Ok.

* W C>l

* W C Move:Tired>The Empty Chamber
A cityguard stands here, looking very upset.
A cityguard stands here, looking very upset.
A cityguard stands here, looking very upset.
A cityguard stands here, looking very upset.
The Chief Guard is looking very upset.
Ganon the Man is resting here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.

* W C Move:Tired>
You sigh.

* W C Move:Tired>
You sit down and rest your tired bones.

* W C Move:Tired>
Transe has arrived from the south.

* W C Move:Tired>
Transe begins some strange incantations...

* W C Move:Tired>
Transe utters the words 'bfzat eaaf'
The heavydoor is filled with a bright light.

* W C Move:Tired>
Avalonne narrates 'um'

* W C Move:Tired>
Transe says 'dont get locked in there'

* W C Move:Tired>
Transe giggles.

* W C Move:Tired>
Transe leaves south.

* W C Move:Tired>
Transe has arrived from the south.

* W C>
Tigon narrates 'wow oscarmeyer almost got me in dunland :( '
Cornholio has arrived from the north.

* W C>
The Cityguard lightly slashes Cornholio's body and tickles it.
The Cityguard barely slashes Cornholio's body and tickles it.

* W C>
Cornholio swiftly dodges the Cityguard's attempt to slash him.
Cornholio strongly pierces the Cityguard's right foot and tickles it.

* W C>
The Chief slashes Cornholio's body extremely hard and shatters it.
The Cityguard barely slashes Cornholio's body and tickles it.

* W C>
Cornholio shows his approval by clapping his small hands together.

* W C>
Cornholio panics, and attempts to flee.
Cornholio leaves south.
The Bree Guard yells 'Cornholio has been found at 'Cityguards' Barracks' after escaping Bree's jail!'

* W C>
Ok.

* W C>
Transe throws back her head and cackles with insane glee!

* W C>
Cornholio has arrived from the south.

* W C>
Transe leaves south.

* W C>
The Cityguard slashes Cornholio's right foot and shatters it.

* W C>
The Chief fails to slash Cornholio.
The Cityguard lightly slashes Cornholio's body and shatters it.
The Cityguard barely slashes Cornholio's body.

* W C>
The Cityguard tries to slash Cornholio, but he parries successfully.

* W C>
Cornholio panics, and attempts to flee.
Cornholio leaves north.

* W C>
Ok.

* W C>
Ganon falls down laughing.

* W C>
Ganon falls down laughing.

* W C>
Ganon falls down laughing.

* W C>
Ganon falls down laughing.

* W C>
Ganon falls down laughing.

* W C>
Cornholio yells 'wtf!'

* W C>
A cockroach has arrived from the north.

* W C>
Elessil yells 'lol'

* W C>
Ganon yells '*laugh*'

* W C>
Ganon yells '*laugh*'

* W C>
Ganon yells '*laugh*'

* W C>
Ganon yells 'that shit was funny'

* W C>
Ganon stops resting, and clambers on his feet.

* W C>
Ganon leaves south.
A pack horse leaves south.

* W C>
Ganon has arrived from the south.
A pack horse has arrived from the south.
A cockroach panics, and attempts to flee.

* W C>
Ganon leaves north.
A pack horse leaves north.

* W C>
Ganon has arrived from the north.
A pack horse has arrived from the north.
A cockroach panics, and attempts to flee.
A cockroach leaves south.

* W C>No-one by that name here...

* W C>
Cornholio yells 'transe thanks mind healing me some?'

* W C>
Ganon leaves north.
A pack horse leaves north.

* W C>
Ginlon narrates 'Is a enchnated black horned bow worth anything?'

* W C>
A cockroach has arrived from the south.

* W C>
Draklion narrates 'Hehe, 'burn corpse' (Burning something in water doesn't work very
well)'

* W C>
Tolman narrates 'sure'

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Unknown2000-10-16 03:22:04
that is some funny shit right there!
Isoldir2000-10-16 03:37:10
yawn, like thats never been done before...
Cornholio2000-10-16 03:58:49
:P I had 5 hps left when gaurds attacked me. I flee'd south some more gaurds hit me and I flee'd back in jail then I started to bleed then i had 3 hps but I didnt RIP! Muhahaha!
Eothen2000-10-16 04:04:27
Well kids...Transe also has transfer...so she could've gone to OERMG and transed him there and he woulda been out just fine...but you didn't ask the right question.
Cornholio2000-10-16 04:11:14
Yeah...but that would take all the fun out of jail breaking!
goldberg2000-10-16 04:21:49
Cornholio your stupid fuck, your next
Cornholio2000-10-16 04:29:15
Yeah...but that would take all the fun out of jail breaking!
Jahara2000-10-16 04:50:38
Hmmm, Goldbery should sa: you're next. Not your next.
goldberg2000-10-16 06:24:42
lol, jahara,you dont get it, you lame ass metamorph, so i guess YOUR NEXT, not you are next, were not doing the contraction here thing ass, so lets try it again. your (intentional) next. oh shit and btw, your next
Kötta2000-10-16 08:33:24
fuck you goldberg! does that make me next? i really wanna be next,
come get me, iam so afraid!

btw this log sucked
goldberg2000-10-16 09:26:29
kotta, no your not next, you scare me, my cock recoils in fear from you. help dont get me. im sorry ill never say your next again. oh wait, i lied. but im still scared of you. so i guess.... your next...ouch my balls hurt
kötta2000-10-16 13:55:36
ok thanks for that information, now i go rent retire just to be safe
Unknown2000-10-16 14:30:12
you're powerspear wont wor'k on him breastplate. :'P
Mukami2000-10-16 15:32:07
Goldberg, it's YOU'RE next. Not your next.
Meteor2000-10-16 15:51:59
ROFL@KOTTA
=)
Lalin2000-10-16 21:06:29
hehe
mukami2000-10-16 21:39:45
yes your right it should be you're next, the reference is to how mr.berg signed a promotional trading card that was printed, which many think was very funny since its a GLARING mistake(your instead of you're). so go fuck yourself you liberal artsy POS. oh and by the way ---->YOUR<----- Next. ouch my balls hurt
Someone2000-10-17 01:27:45
Hehehehe, Mr berg is fuckin stupid!


so is p(goldberg)
pisso the clown2000-10-17 01:42:51
golden showers for this log and all the crappy posters
Jahara2000-10-23 18:44:34
You guys have polluted my pretty log.. :(( To much foul language.
Jahara2000-10-23 18:45:01
erm.. So don't use any darn shit language. or i will *$#^&&*^ your world.
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