Master Baiter...bad taste? Opinions plea
posted by Oscarmeyer
2000-10-17 04:03:51
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Ok, I was busy pking, then Ainulindaile(sp) tells me to change title. Draught r

The Ainulindalë whispers to you 'nice try, change your title.'


* W S C>whois oscarmeyer
Oscarmeyer the Master Baiter is a Man.
Latest victim:
Isriam

* W S C>pray wtf?
You send your prayer to the Ainur.

* W S C>tell khorak some dipshit ainur telling me to change my title now
Ok.

* W S C>pray I have had this title for 6 months RL
You send your prayer to the Ainur.

* W S C>pray NOW it bothers you?
You send your prayer to the Ainur.

Draught tells you 'yes :) and you know exactly why'


tell draught explain to me what is wrong with it then
Ok.



Draught tells you 'i dont need to, you know exactly why i dont like it.'

* W S C>whois draught
Draught the Inquisitor is a Vala, one of the Aratar.

"There may be no ultimate theory, and
 even if there is, we may not find it."

Stephen Hawking (1993)

e-mail: sb2@st-andrews.ac.uk       [NO GAME MAILS]
webpage: http://www.st-and.ac.uk/~www_sc/personal/sb2

* W S C>tell draught then explain to me why it is illegal, or is your dislike all I get as explanation?
Ok.

 Draught tells you 'i find it offensive, and therefore I ask you to change it.'

* W S C>help title
There is no help on that subject. Asking for help on "subjects" will list all
known subjects.

* W S C>cha title changed his title because Draught was offended
String too long - truncated.
Ok.

* W S C>whois oscarmeyer

* W S C>Oscarmeyer changed his title because Draught was of is a Man.
Latest victim:
Isriam

* W S C>cha title is mad that dr
* W S C>cha title changed his title b/c Draught was PO'd
Ok.

* W S C>whois oscarmeyer
Oscarmeyer changed his title b/c Draught was PO'd is a Man.
Latest victim:
Isriam

tell draught better?
Ok.
* W S C>n
tell khorak hehe whois me

Draught tells you 'thatll do.'



tell draught I fail to see why it was offensive
Ok.




<<<<<<<<LATER>>>>>>>>>




The voice of Deor whispers to you 'Gee that's a better title'

* S C>tell deor well, I liked the original
Ok.

tell deor I don't see why after 6 months it suddenly offended him
Saving Oscarmeyer.
Ok.



tell deor how was it offensive? Draught wouldn't say :P
who Ok.

* S C Mana:Burning>ainur
Ainur
-----
 [Mw] Bantak the Beer God
 [ A] Draught the Inquisitor
 [ M] Lilja is trying to work really!
 [Va] Phier the Vile [Retired]  (Linkless)
 [Ms] Deor !
 [ M] Humala - Fountain of Divine Wisdom  (Idle)
 [Mc] Donutello needs six more wins - two in a row

7 players on.


Deor tells you 'How do you think it offended him?'


* W S C>tell deor old one was "Oscarmeyer the Master Baiter is a man"
Ok.
Deor tells you 'Don't act like some of these 12 year olds man'

Deor tells you 'I know you're old :P'

* W S C>tell deor hehe I thought it was quite clever, myself
Ok.

* W S C>tell deor and, as I said, I had it for some 6 months RL
Ok.

Deor tells you 'That doesnt mattetr'


Deor tells you 'matter'


* W S C>tell deor 12 year old: masturbator", mature(clever) Master Baiter"
Ok.



Deor tells you 'Just because you kill someone and don't get caught till 6
months later doesn't mean they can't make you fix it'

tell deor you have tohave a dirty mind to even understand the title, so I doubt Draught was s
eriously offended :P
Ok.

* W S C>
Deor tells you 'He wouldn't have asked you to change it if he wasn't'





Deor tells you 'Its 2am where he is and he's been up all day writing a thesis
for his PhD so I doubt he's playing around'

* W S C>* W S C>tell deor *shrug*I seriously doubt he was honestly 'offended'



* W S C>
Ok.

* W S C>tell deor ahh, so he is just taking out frustration on me
Ok.

* W S C>tell deor if he hadn't put it off so long he wouldn't have chosen me as hist target for frustration :)
Ok.


Deor tells you 'Grow up :)'

W S C>tell deor I'll leave it for now, but it will be back :)
Ok.

* W S C>help title
There is no help on that subject. Asking for help on "subjects" will list all
known subjects.

* W S C>help whois
WHOIS

This command gives you some information about a player. 
You can see his race,
his class and level (unless he is INCOGNITO), his self-supplied description,
roughly from which part of the (real) world he is playing and about how long he
was last seen on MUME.

Members of the good races can't see whether a certain minion is playing, nor
viceversa.

Example: while playing a Dwarf, you would see...

> whois frodo
Frodo is a level one Hobbit Apprentice.
Last login 2 hours ago from *.edu
Hehe funny description!

> whois trix
Trix the Wabbit is a level forty-eight Mountain Troll Warrior [Retired].
This silly old Wabbit once wandered all over Arda: from Rivendell, to Bree,
thru wittle Hobbiton, and all the way to GreyHaven.


*** Return: continue, b: back one page, r: redisplay, q:quit (79%) ***
A fallow deer leaves west.

*** Return: continue, b: back one page, r: redisplay, q:quit (79%) ***
You can change the text shown on your "whois" by typing CHANGE WHOIS. What you
can write there is subject to certain rules: see RULES WHOIS.

See also: DESCRIPTION, WHO, INCOGNITO, RL_AREAS

* W S C>tell deor there is nothing in help title, help whois etc that says it was illegal
Ok.

* W S C>whois draught



* W S C>Draught the Inquisitor is a Vala, one of the Aratar.

"There may be no ultimate theory, and
 even if there is, we may not find it."

Stephen Hawking (1993)

e-mail: sb2@st-andrews.ac.uk       [NO GAME MAILS]
webpage: http://www.st-and.ac.uk/~www_sc/personal/sb2


* W S C>hois deor
Deor ! is a Maia (Shaper).

Jumpstation now located at: http://www.fastlane.net/~russellm/MUME/
Many thanks to Kurn for hosting the site!
Player of: Deor Mikala Shorty Skitz Warren Anner Ambolt Iranon Ehhe

Send your legendhome questions or requests to @deor.

* W S C>whois ginlon
Ginlon Tiásmate, King of Noldo is a level fifty-three Noldorin Chieftain.
Amen to that Fingeror...
Two silly elf swedes goes down fast there...

*sulks in the corner*



* W S C>tell deor Make ginlon change his whois! Sexual innuendo there...2 swedes 'going down'
Ok.

whois scrape
Scrape Mulehugger is a level seventy-seven Dwarven Chieftain.
1475 minions slain.

* W S C>tell deor and scrape's....'mulehugger' is MUCH worse than masturbator:)
Ok.

* W S C>whois isolde
Isolde B as in "Badass" is a level fifty Eriadorian Weaponsmistress.

Player of Rhodry, Tindomerel, Lancelot, Purkmistr,
Neverborn, Liart and Jaws.

Hunters of Gothenburg homepage at www.angelfire.com/hi/hiagain
E-mail us at gbwolves@angelfire.com


* W S C>tell deor Want more that offend me? *tickle* I'll rent now
Ok.

* W S C>tell khorak wave, happy hunting
Ok.
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grunge2000-10-17 04:52:49
i think i first saw that on a T-shirt some whitetrash with his long blonde hair in the
back, and short on top was wearing while fishing and resting his MGD on his big ole
beer belly.

I was 8 at the time. That expression is hackneyed.
Weigraf2000-10-17 05:15:41
Damn V's are gettin stupid.....Master Baitor is very clever, and it has a meaning to it other than the 'sexual' meaning, so wtf is his problem? I must admit, those others had some naughtier whois's than yours, but hey, do you actually think that Deor considered mentioning them? HELL NO! Draught obviously likes to screw with people cause he got the power to zap ya! *Slap Draught* I liked your old whois, ever since ya killed me a few weeks ago!

-Weigraf the Stoor Hobbit
Tiá2000-10-17 05:17:50
Mmmm..me feel stupid. OM had that title for 6 months and i only just saw the
pun in it. Oof. Me go hide now.
Weigraf2000-10-17 05:21:31
*laugh tia*
Nerf2000-10-17 05:55:52
You idiots.......that's gotta be one of the oldest, most boring jokes ever -
"HEY VERN!!, You here 'bout that there damn good fisherman????"
"Naw Earl, Why don't you go on and tell me sum?"
"Well Vern, They say he was a Master-Bater!!!!"
Lots of knee-slapping, and drinking of Milwaukee's Best in a can.....
Lochdale2000-10-17 06:00:52
He was asking folks to change title. He asked me. Title is: Lochdale wanders with a Silmarillion and a gun. It used to be a bible and a gun but i changed it because according to the V+ it wasn't "Tolkienish" enuff...so I added Silmarillion. For what its worth, its a line from a U2 song as sung by Johnny Cash. Offensive names are one thing (though many find Bono offensive) but lets drop the sanctimonius, holier-than-though you have to role-play attitude. It doesn't exist and making titles comport to some ideals of "tokien rp" is not the way forward. It will aggravate people while offering nothing in the way of encouraging rp.
Unknown2000-10-17 06:09:32
I think oscar shoulda been demoted, 5 levels atleast.
Unknown2000-10-17 06:33:17
This unknown fucker is a fuckin bitch! maybe he should actually put down his name so we can make fun of his dumb fuckin name!
Chauncey2000-10-17 07:05:49
Hehe, I think it's funny because it reminds me of when I was in high school on spring break one year and i went out deep sea fishing in florida with my little brother and 3 friends of mine on a chartered boat. They had guys going around helping people that didn't know much about fishing and my little brother asked the guy if he considered himself to be an amateur baiter, or it he felt that he was a "master baiter". I got a kick out of it. :-)
Juston2000-10-17 07:39:10
I've changed my title a bunch of times-
Juston Gustave the Second
Juston won at bingo in the retirement home
Juston gets his facts from a talking tree
(Current) Juston is voting for Mayor Arse in 2000
Juston "The Blur" Gustave the Second
Juston I'm Just pretending to be stupid, honest
Juston Dammit!
[]D [] []/[] []2000-10-17 07:54:41
Ginlon2000-10-17 08:18:23
I think... Draught got offended cause that title
made him feel bad for what he does 99% of his free time...

I like the title, was cool, and i dunno what kinda
person would be offended by it, silly of Draught, he won't last
long out in the RL once he quit mume...
Fredde2000-10-17 08:32:36
yeah it takes a sick bastard to be offended by that title.
Uldrak2000-10-17 08:52:06
How interesting...
Darkangel2000-10-17 09:06:11
Some ainur ordered me to change my whois... I didn't know that it 'isn't appropiate
to have dirs in the whois'. Nevermind :O(
Kayara2000-10-17 09:59:33
Imagine a character in 'The Hobbit' or 'The Lord of the Rings' running around with a big sign on his back/shield/armour saying 'Master Baiter' - doesn't really fit in, does it? *shrug*
to Lochdale2000-10-17 10:04:48
thats cool song
Relim2000-10-17 11:10:52
What next? OscarMeyer the Cunning Linguist? OscarMeyer will C U N(ext) T(uesday)? OscarMeyer Rogers, the Cabin Boy? I wait with (master) baited breath...
Relim2000-10-17 11:22:35
Oh...

*fnarr*

*nod self*
Unknown2000-10-17 11:36:50
crappy log
Cur2000-10-17 12:47:03
I'd say Draught was well within his rights to make you change that one. Of
course, I seriously doubt it will be missed as a peak moment in the
history of humour. ;-)
Unknown2000-10-17 13:29:54
ROTFLMAO @ Relim!
Daevia2000-10-17 15:05:58
I think Kayara missed the joke.
Relim2000-10-17 15:31:06
I'm sure that Gandalf actually did come out and say 'I'd rather be a wanker than a liar'. Or words to that effect. *nod self*
Gspot2000-10-17 15:35:46
They made me change my name so don't feel so bad.
Kayara2000-10-17 16:58:02
Nope I didn't, Daevia.
Nerf to Relim2000-10-17 17:47:55
Heh, when did u get so funny....? *lick*
vahn2000-10-17 19:57:44
All I can say is Oscarmeyers title was fine..... The only reason they wanted you to change it was because they couldn't think of a good title themselves.
Niccolo2000-10-17 21:16:08
Oscars title was harmless and contained an amusing little pun.

From time to time Oscar, you will see a Valar exert their power on mume for pointless reasons because it makes their shabbby real lives look so much better if they can retreat into believeing they really are gods. (I don't necessarily believe that - just think Draught deserved a flame - so don't bother wasting your time posting something silly any of you V+ :) )

Remove stick from ass.

Grimble2000-10-17 22:28:02
Draught must have done it to make mume have less "explicit language" for all the 12 and 13 year olds that play all the time now. I can just see some of the players here going up and saying "Mommy, whats Master-baiting?"
Damn kids2000-10-17 23:42:47
I don't want immature kids on MUME. Only immature adults that understand sexual innuendo! (or at least know what innuendo means!)
OscarMeyer2000-10-18 01:31:46
Folow-up to post: This is HILARIOUS and true :P

Yesterday at school (I teach reading k-5, for those who didn't know), one of my (emotionally disturbed) students called another by this name: "Nate the Great the Masturbate". I was trying not to laugh RL as I connected it to my title, as I dragged his little butt to the principal's office. :)

My whole point is, my title is only offensive if you think of it that way. Otherwise, as Tia pointed out, it is a totally harmless title. Draught had to have a 'mindset' that led his mind to 'masturbate', otherwise he would have assumed I was talking about trapping. And, to be honest, this title is FAR less offensive than those I have used on other chars, YellowSnow for example in days past :)
Aschit in the T2000-10-18 03:47:40
Mine for example.
Devlin2000-10-18 11:40:30
Master Baiter is a lame title, u shoulda changed it 6 months ago...
problem solved.... who the fuck cares if u put that u jerk off in
yer title anyways?! everyone jerks off.... why not put somethin
origonal in yer title like 'sheep shager', or 'candavor caressor' ?!
*wink*
Throk2000-10-19 08:23:22
DOH I JUST GOT THE ASCHIT TITLE PUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tephra2000-12-21 19:59:17
Maybe he's 11 years old?...... Ehr? Maybe he can't read too well? ...... Maybe he
had a bad day......... But maybe he's one of MUME's top dumbasses (a.k.a.
most of the V+ I've met). No offense to the people who deserve to be there......
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