Misport eh?
posted by Pampalini
2000-10-17 11:07:19
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I hate teleport
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In cave:

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>ll sorcerer
You start to concentrate...

Morris narrates 'clap'

a black sorcerer         - On a mountain Near      Key: 'jayonhefi'

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Ford of the River Bruinen
Exits: North East South West.

* R C Mana:Burning>w
West of the Ford of the Bruinen
Exits: North East South West.

* R C Mana:Burning>sc
182/182 hit, 107/131 mana, and 60/108 moves.

* R C Mana:Burning>sor
cast 'tele' jayonhefi
You start to concentrate...

At The Bottom Of The Cliff
Oops, your grip on the cliff wall has loosened and you are unable to hold 
on any longer! As you fall to your death shards of rocks from the killer 
cliff impale themselves into your body. 
Your senses and all feeling go 
numb from the excruciating pain as you come into contact, full force with 
the cliff floor. Well, you certainly have reached the bottom, perhaps not 
from the most favoured route, but nonetheless you are at the bottom. 
Better luck next time!


You are dead! Sorry...


o C HP:Awful Mana:Hot>
Alas, you realize that yet again the mighty knowledge of drowned Númenor
has
been lost... Despair settles on you.

* C HP:Awful Mana:Hot>
Jagg has arrived from the east.

* C HP:Awful Mana:Hot>

* C HP:Awful Mana:Hot>(sc)
2/182 hit, 77/106 mana, and 66/108 moves.

* C HP:Awful Mana:Hot>
Jagg smiles viciously.

* C HP:Awful Mana:Hot>stare
You stare at the sky.
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Clueless2000-10-17 11:13:46
Didn't know it was possible to port to a DT..

Anyway big *comfort*!
Darkangel2000-10-17 11:15:27
Haha....rotfl....that was kinda ironic :O) *Comf*, that really sucked :O(
Martyrson2000-10-17 11:24:08
Darkangel and Alanis Morrisette (sp) both have no idea what ironic means ... damn foreigners, always using the beautiful language out of context!
Unknown2000-10-17 11:38:50
E ru körd?
(Are you driven?)
Unknown2000-10-17 11:39:31
it isn't ironic at all.
more sarcastic really
Ezikiel2000-10-17 11:44:58
Maybe next time you prac more teleport

*LOL*
Khantar2000-10-17 12:27:25
...or walk!!1
Almacar2000-10-17 12:30:04
How can sorcerer be near from cave?
Theres something fishy in your log

Nice death tho:P
Pampalini2000-10-17 12:34:02
Well the locate life part is fake, because original scrolled outa screen. So i
made it after i prayed (exactly it was far from cave). Nice tip Almacar - i was
waiting who will guess it out.
Martyrson2000-10-17 12:47:46
It's neither ironic nor sarcastic. Sheesh!
Ariala2000-10-17 12:59:30
*comf* Pampalini
:) you gonna make mume.net more interesting, using some quests in logs ?
Bulldozer2000-10-17 13:21:42
*comf* that was about 2 mins after i was talking to you :), those dt messages are hella good, and that sure was funny :)
Shadrach2000-10-17 13:45:22
YoU CLUELESS MUTHERFUCKERS WITH NO SENSE FOR GAME OR MEANING OF WORDS!
YOU STUPID MUTHERFUCKERS!
Il teach yer lame asses.'
Darkangel wrote "....that was kinda ironic ". And ofcourse he is right.
Since port is mostly (perhaps not in this case) used to flee danger, this ocasion where the player ported right into a dt must be conisidered to be atleast somewhat ironic. STUPID DUMBASS NEWBIES!
isolde2000-10-17 15:02:00
Would be fun to see misportal into a dt!
Relim2000-10-17 15:43:07
Shadrach, I take it you were being sarcastic? >:)
Horus2000-10-17 16:21:32
Shadrach darkangel is a she :P
Unknown2000-10-17 17:24:12
Isolde ... yes ... into the death trap near the warrens where you can recover the equipment ... and along comes Moonglum ... to find the corpses of 8 elves ... all with full-sets ... and NO shadows of course. Not that I could carry much of it with my 8 strength.
Mikala2000-10-17 17:33:59
I've eagled into a dt once!
Shadrach's WetN2000-10-17 17:36:29
Now where did I put those pills again????????? *frown*
Niccolo2000-10-17 21:28:21
*laugh*
Mr. Vocabulary2000-10-17 23:35:43
It is neither sarcastic nor ironic. This situation was unfortunate.
*clap self*
Quavair2000-10-19 00:50:14
Jeez Shadrach...
Not quite sure why the hell u would be so worked up
about that it isnt that big of a deal...and yes
the way shadrach explained it made it ironic...
Mr. Vocabulary u are retarded...
Mukami2000-10-20 23:23:41
Better luck next time!
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