Fun with newbies!
posted by Mikala
2000-10-20 05:45:43
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I thought it was amusing, anyway.
* W C Mana:Burning>cast 'tele' hychamneez
You start to concentrate...

Tharbad's Reception
There are ten eggs here.
A mercenary-guard is on sentry here.
The shady innkeeper is here looking you over with shifty eyes.
Tydo the Hobbit is sitting here mending his weapon.

* W C Mana:Hot>
Ok.

* W C Mana:Hot>cha mood wimpy
l
Ok.

* W C Mana:Hot>look
Tharbad's Reception
On the ground, there are ten eggs.
A mercenary-guard is on sentry here.
The shady innkeeper is here looking you over with shifty eyes.
Tydo the Hobbit is sitting here mending his weapon.

* W C Mana:Hot>nod tydo
cha mood wimpy
You nod in agreement with him.

* W C Mana:Hot>
Ok.

* W C Mana:Hot>where
Players in your zone
--------------------
Mikala               - Tharbad's Reception
Tydo                 - Tharbad's Reception

* W C Mana:Hot>c any bn's around?

Tydo says 'HI'

* W C Mana:Burning>r
score
stat
say any bn's around?
Ok.

* W C Mana:Burning>
You sit down and rest your tired bones.

* W C Mana:Burning>weather local
191/191 hit, 93/124 mana, and 115/115 moves.

* W C Mana:Burning>OB: 40%, DB: 9%, PB: 53%, Armour: 66%. Wimpy: 90. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 675,856 xp, 0 tp. Lauren: 40. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- shroud
- stored spell earthquake.
- stored spell earthquake.
- stored spell earthquake.
- stored spell earthquake.
- stored spell earthquake.
- shield
- armour

* W C Mana:Burning>
You have no feeling about the weather.
The temperature here is hot.

* W C Mana:Burning>
Tydo will soon have made a dagger as good as new.

* W C Mana:Burning>whoi tydo
Tydo is a level six Fallohid Scout.
Is playing from *.com.
/who -l n l r c h *.com

* W C Mana:Burning>Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

* W C Mana:Burning>
Tydo says 'u a whitie?'

* W C Mana:Burning>exam tydo
i
You see nothing special about him.
Tydo the Hobbit Scout has several bruises.
Tydo the Hobbit Scout seems to have:
       A light wound at the right leg.
Tydo the Hobbit Scout is using: 
<wielded>            a dagger (brand new)
<held>               a stone
<worn on head>       a plain hood (brand new)
<worn on body>       a plain shirt (brand new)
<worn about body>    a plain cloak (brand new)
<worn on hands>      a thin pair of leather gloves (brand new)
<worn on legs>       a plain pair of pants (brand new)
<worn on feet>       a pair of soft leather boots (brand new)
<worn on finger>     a ring
<worn on finger>     a ring
<worn on back>       a leather backpack
<worn across back>   a quiver
<worn as belt>       a plain leather belt
<worn on belt>       a hunting knife (brand new)
<worn on belt>       a water skin
<worn on belt>       a pan
<worn on belt>       a lantern
<worn on belt>       a moneybag

* W C Mana:Burning>
You are carrying:
a large sack
a pair of snowshoes (used)

* W C Mana:Burning>c No
say No
Ok.

* W C Mana:Burning>c Im a bn

Saving Mikala.

* W C Mana:Burning>l
say Im a bn
Ok.

* W C Mana:Burning>look
Tharbad's Reception
On the ground, there are ten eggs.
A mercenary-guard is on sentry here.
The shady innkeeper is here looking you over with shifty eyes.
Tydo the Hobbit is sitting here mending his weapon.

* W C Mana:Burning>
Tydo says 'darkie?'

* W C Mana:Burning>
Tydo will soon have made a dagger as good as new.

* W C Mana:Burning>
Tydo says 'wait then'

* W C Mana:Burning>em smiles viciously.
Ok.

* W C Mana:Burning>
Tydo has finished mending a dagger!

* W C Mana:Burning>c now can I kill you?
say now can I kill you?
Ok.

* W C Mana:Burning>
Tydo says 'no'

* W C Mana:Burning>
Tydo says 'wait.'

* W C Mana:Burning>c now that you have your weapon done..
say now that you have your weapon done..
Ok.

* W C Mana:Burning>c oh ok
say oh ok
Ok.

* W C Mana:Burning>em smiles viciously.
Ok.

* W C Mana:Burning>
Tydo says 'what is your name?'

* W C Mana:Burning>c Iranon
Tydo stops using a dagger.
Tydo awkwardly draws a shortsword.
say Iranon
Ok.

* W C Mana:Burning>cac
You cackle gleefully.
Hollow tells you 'do you have to hold the reed to breath underwater with it?'

* W C Mana:Burning>
Tydo puts a dagger in a leather backpack.

* W C Mana:Burning>t Hollow ya sometimes
Ok.

* W C Mana:Burning>t Hollow I dont remember
Ok.

* W C>
Tydo says 'realy?'

* W C>nod
You nod solemnly.

* W C>c Are you scared?

Hollow tells you 'nod'

* W C>say Are you scared?
Ok.

* W C>
Tydo says 'sneak yourself'

* W C>
Tydo says 'I wanna c'

* W C>c I blocked all the doors
say I blocked all the doors
Ok.

* W C>
Tydo says 'please?'

* W C>c there's no way out
say there's no way out
Ok.

* W C>c If you remove your dagger and lay it down at my feet I shall let you live!
say If you remove your dagger and lay it down at my feet I shall let you live!
Ok.

* W C>
Tydo says 'oh..'

* W C>
Tydo says 'um..'

* W C>
Tydo says 'who are you?'

* W C>
Tydo says 'let me c'

* W C>c Make the choice now!
say Make the choice now!
Ok.

* W C>c I'm Iranon
say I'm Iranon
Ok.

* W C>sm
You smile happily.

* W C>
Tydo says 'ok'

* W C>
Tydo gets a dagger from a leather backpack.

* W C>
Tydo drops a dagger.

* W C>
Tydo giggles.

* W C>
Tydo clambers on his feet.

* W C>
The Citizen Mercenary has arrived from below.

* W C>em smiles happily at *Iranon the Black Numernorean*.
Ok.

* W C>l
look
Tharbad's Reception
A dagger lies on the ground.
On the ground, there are ten eggs.
A mercenary-guard is on sentry here.
The shady innkeeper is here looking you over with shifty eyes.
Tydo the Hobbit is standing here.
A mercenary is here, following his employer.

* W C>
The Citizen Mercenary leaves down.

* W C>
Tydo says 'really?'

* W C>c 
You must get all these eggs and eat them all to live.
say 
You must get all these eggs and eat them all to live.
Ok.

* W C>get egg
You get an egg.

* W C>drop egg
You drop the egg.

* W C>
Tydo says 'well...'

* W C>c Or else I shall kill you and split your corpse in two!
Tydo says 'um...'
say Or else I shall kill you and split your corpse in two!
Ok.

* W C>
Tydo says 'ok.'

* W C>
Saving Mikala.

* W C>
Tydo gets an egg.
Tydo gets an egg.
Tydo gets an egg.
Tydo gets an egg.
Tydo gets an egg.
Tydo gets an egg.
Tydo gets an egg.
Tydo gets an egg.
Tydo gets an egg.
Tydo gets an egg.

* W C>
Tydo eats an egg.

* W C>
Tydo eats an egg.

* W C>
Tydo gets a dagger.

* W C>
Tydo waves.

* W C>
The shady innkeeper helps Tydo into his private chamber.

* W C>c lol
say lol
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Mikala2000-10-20 05:48:54
I can't tell if he was just messing with me though, I don't think so :P
Tiá2000-10-20 06:07:22
*cackle*
Someone2000-10-20 06:11:02
hehehe....he probaly would have killed you, Mikala. :P
Steele2000-10-20 06:46:22
Your my entertainment Mik. A bag of popcorn and a some coke, and I'm sittin'
at the movies.
Niccolo2000-10-20 06:58:19
Hehe. I don't think he was messing with you either :)
Glader2000-10-20 08:17:02
This is best mume.net log for so long. Thank you Deor.
Skojardu2000-10-20 08:54:52
Ehh!! making fun of newbies - i remeber when i was one - that was prob the funniest time in mume - trying to get out from bree - get killed insta when you actually found your way out - legends where rare - no1 knew all the ways - people was actually nice and helped people - getting my first pk because i hit the wrong key - locating bns then tp on em - havind oyclo jyaad chasing you in gh - raiding warrens without knowing actually where you are - all e n s e w u d or something to gt into rdell - having thorac chasing me inside warrens sleeping me blinding me and stab me - baah i could go on forever u just miss my old trollie palls and my rl
Whity2000-10-20 09:01:53
*ROTFL*....now its all your fault...everybody around is looking
at me cause im laughing tears.
Ajax2000-10-20 09:34:06
My favorite newbie memory..wondering what a Snarf mob was. Seemed to me at the time it was the orc version of a hardenned ranger.
faint2000-10-20 15:15:55
ahh, my favorite newbie memory is when i was seeking tp in slavepen =)
Spireth2000-10-20 16:05:49
The dude wasn't a newbie cause he knew enought to "get all.egg".

Anyway, pity newbies these days don't have to put up with

*Snarf the Orc* arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.

Sorry you are dead!

Or

*Dreadnaught the Orc* arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.

Sorry you are dead!

right after you fucking walk out of the bree w gate.

PS : You should've quaked him anyway for his insolence.

*bow* to the almighty LAG.
Cur2000-10-20 23:23:54
Nice log. Anyone remember when a newbie did a 'whois slayer' (he had two
*trolls* arriving from the east in his whois) while inside bree, and panicked,
fled and narrated about trolls inside bree, whoised slayer again 'cos he missed
the info the first time, he thought, and narrated some more about trolls
following him - when we finally figured out what he was doing, the trolls had
followed him into fornost, and half of Arda was hunting fornost-bree.

That was a *nasty* whois :-)
Lochdale2000-10-21 00:38:25
Rotfl Cur. With my first warrior i was brought to the lonely giant by Blunt who told me to figure it out and something special would happen. Of course, I attacked the giant...nowadays at least i leave the poor chap alone.
Ethar2000-10-21 02:36:54
hey lochdale, blunt rocked didnt he? :)
Draaz2000-10-21 03:29:42
hehe .. i remember when i use to tp untill i got sick of it and mobbdied to some silly mob.. i didnt understand the trophy thingie =P
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