As Arda Turns
posted by Fenolan
2000-10-20 09:41:05
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PK??? Mume is an RP mud!
* Mana:Cold>
# Log file open.

Elm says 'i was actually only selling in there'

* Mana:Cold>stat

Elem says 'and I still think she knows you'   /All too well.

* Mana:Cold>OB: 27%, M_OB: 57%, DB: 36%, PB: 32%, Armour: 14%. Wimpy: 40. Mood: 
wimpy.
Needed: 59,582 xp, 0 tp. Wp: 0. Lauren: 1. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- shroud
- armour

* Mana:Cold>
The hardened ranger has arrived from the south.

* Mana:Cold>
You suddenly notice the hardened ranger.

* Mana:Cold>
The hardened ranger leaves north.
The hardened ranger leaves north.

* Mana:Warm>
Elem says 'thats what I was hoping when I looked on where'  /Gotta keep track of your men
* Mana:Warm>
You suddenly notice the hardened ranger.

* Mana:Warm>
The young ranger has arrived from the east.

* Mana:Warm>
The hardened ranger leaves east.

* Mana:Warm>whois elem
Elem is a level six Stoor Scout.
Is playing from *.net.

@@**Betrothed to her soul mate and hero Elm**@@

* Mana:Warm>
Elm says 'she came in and gave it me'  /Probably not just you she's giving it to, champ.
The young ranger leaves north.

* Mana:Warm>whois elm
Elm is a level nine Fallohid Adventurer.
Is playing from [numerical address].
Her skin, I love to touch, I love to touch her skin.
Soft, succulent, delicious skin
on legs, belly, breasts,I love to touch her skin.         /Rorwr. One horny middleschooler.
Our mouths, with gentle suction, pulling and drawing,
Our tongues, entwined in rhythmical dance,
sliding, swirling, simulated movements when united.
Her skin, I love to touch.  

My love the devine Elem     /I'd worry about this guy, Elem.

* Mana:Warm>
Elm says 'i didnt think she would actually'  /Most Mumers have a similar outlook.
Elem says 'she knows of course'

* Mana:Warm>
Elm says 'Ive been giving her hell on narrates'  /Making it public.

* Mana:Warm>
Elm says 'shes been winging about orcs and bns round gh'  /She even does multi-racial. Sleeping with the enemy!

* Mana:Warm>
Elem says 'nice for you and her im sure'   /She's certainly enjoying herself.

* Mana:Warm>
The young ranger has arrived from the north.

* Mana:Warm>
The young ranger leaves east.

* Mana:Hot>
Elem shakes her head and sighs to Elm.

* Mana:Hot>
Elm says 'not like that silly'

* Mana:Hot>
Quennar has arrived from the north.

* Mana:Hot>
Elem says 'I ignore her no matter how annoyed I get'

* Mana:Hot>
Quennar leaves east.

* Mana:Hot>
Saving Fenolan.

* Mana:Hot>
The corpse of the butterfly slowly decays into dust.

* Mana:Hot>
Elem says 'I restrain myself all the time'  /That's why your guy is doing the goblin-boinker.

* Mana:Hot>
Elm says 'she is a bitch and thats what i have been calling her on narrates'

* Mana:Hot>
Elm says 'well i havnt got that control'    /Judging from that whois.

* Mana:Hot>
The young ranger has arrived from the north.

* Mana:Hot>
Elem says 'so she gives you a ruby?'  /*gasp* Scandalous.

* Mana:Hot>
The young ranger leaves east.

* Mana:Hot>
Elem sighs loudly.

* Mana:Hot>
The hardened ranger has arrived from the south.

* Mana:Hot>
You suddenly notice the hardened ranger.

* Mana:Hot>
The hardened ranger leaves north.
The hardened ranger leaves north.

* Mana:Hot>
Elem says 'it makes no sense and please tell me what was I supose to think?' /Say it's not so!

* Mana:Hot>
You suddenly notice the hardened ranger.

* Mana:Hot>
You suddenly notice the hardened ranger.

* Mana:Hot>
The hardened ranger leaves east.
The hardened ranger leaves east.

* Mana:Hot>
Elm shrugs indifferently.   /Stereotypical guy response.

* Mana:Hot>
Elem says 'what would you have thought?'

* Mana:Hot>
Elm says 'it matters not now' /Nice use of Yoda-grammar. Very dramatic.

* Mana:Hot>
Elem sighs loudly.

* Mana:Hot>
Elm says 'we have one choice' /Oh my god... he's not suggesting....

* Mana:Burning>
Elm says 'make it'  /*GASP*

* Mana:Burning>
Elem says 'I have 25 minutes left'  /Then she'll turn into a pumpkin.

* Mana:Burning>
Elm sighs loudly.

* Mana:Burning>
Elem says 'you make it'   /Be still my heart!

* Mana:Burning>
The weather becomes stormy.

* Mana:Burning>
Elem says 'you who doubts my feelings and cant tolerate my jealousy'  /So much for control.

* Mana:Burning>
Elm says 'I made mine..im still here.'  /Whipped.

* Mana:Burning>
Elem says 'where am I?'

* Mana:Burning>
Your light is becoming faint...   /Ack! Betrayed by my lantern!

* Mana:Burning>
A cute, bouncing rabbit has arrived from the south.

* Mana:Burning>
Elm looks round him   /No! I can't be found out.. this is better than daytime soaps!

* Mana:Burning>n
Bridge before Grey Havens
There is a lot of water on the ground.
Exits: North South West.

* Mana:Burning>w
Harlond East Gate
There is a lot of water on the ground.
Galadhon the Elf is standing here.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
Exits: East West.

* Mana:Burning>w
The gate magically opens for you.
Inside Grey Havens
There is a lot of water on the ground.
There is an old street-lamp on the border of the street.
One of the strong town gatekeepers is standing here.
An elven guard is standing here at his post.
Exits: North East South West.

* Mana:Burning>cl lantern
| cast thorough 'create light' lantern
You start to concentrate...

/ - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - \ | / - A lantern is recharged.

* Mana:Burning>e
stat
The gate magically opens for you.
Harlond East Gate
There is a lot of water on the ground.
Galadhon the Elf is standing here.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
Exits: East West.

* Mana:Burning>sht
OB: 28%, M_OB: 58%, DB: 36%, PB: 32%, Armour: 14%. Wimpy: 40. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 59,582 xp, 0 tp. Wp: 0. Lauren: 1. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- shroud
- armour

* Mana:Burning>| cast thorough 'shroud'    
You start to concentrate...

/ - \ | / - \ | Zoock narrates 'from Cross in Hollin road how do i go to abr?'

/ - \ | / - \ Saving Fenolan.

| / - \ | / - \ 
Your misty shroud is renewed.

* Mana:Burning>e
Bridge before Grey Havens
There is a lot of water on the ground.
Exits: North South West.

* Mana:Burning>s
Bend in Road to Grey Havens
There is a lot of water on the ground.
Elm the Hobbit is sitting here.
Elem the Hobbit is standing here.
A rabbit is here eyeing your presence warily.
Exits: North East South West.

* Mana:Burning>
You begin to feel hungry.  /Dammit.  Where's my popcorn and coke...

* Mana:Burning>
A cute, bouncing rabbit leaves east.

* Mana:Burning>
Elem says 'god I want to trust you in all things'  /Such desperate love...

* Mana:Burning>
A cute, bouncing rabbit has arrived from the east.

* Mana:Burning>
Elem gets a large piece of smoked meat from a leather backpack.

* Mana:Burning>
Elem eats a large piece of smoked meat.

* Mana:Burning>
Elm says 'That wasnt my intentions '   /By accepting a ruby from the goblin-boinker?

* Mana:Burning>
Elem stops using a longbow.
Elem confidently draws a double edged eket.   /Bobbit syndrome?

* Mana:Burning>
A cute, bouncing rabbit leaves east.

* Mana:Burning>
Elm says 'i didnt do it to hurt you'   /He did for pleasure!

* Mana:Burning>
Elem says 'I guess I will kill things'   /Ruuuuun Elm!

* Mana:Burning>
Elem cries on Elm's shoulder.  /She's just just luring you in with her female wiles!

* Mana:Burning>
Elm says 'if i had have known i wouldnt have taken it'  /You know you wanted it.

* Mana:Burning>
Elem says 'and you doubted my love ' /This is about sex, sister.

* Mana:Burning>
The young ranger has arrived from the east.

* Mana:Burning>
The night has begun.
You begin to feel hungry.   /Can't... stand.... the hunger...

* Mana:Burning>
The young ranger puts a lantern on his belt.
The young ranger lights a lantern.

* Mana:Burning>
The young ranger leaves north.

*>
Elm says 'im afraid youll have a lot of that' 

*>
Elem says 'come on you know and knew how I would feel having a ruby from her'  /That's not all he got.

*>
Elem says 'or you wearing one around your neck from her'

*>
The light of Elem is becoming faint...

*>
Elm says 'you will find me beating myself up that you dont love me quite a
lot'     /Pathetic attempt at reversal of sympathies.

*>
Elem says 'tell me honestly you didnt think I would care?'  /Nag nag nag.

*>
Elem says 'thats why you werent going to tell me'

*>
Elm says 'no i just didnt think'   /Another stereotypical male response.

*>
You are hungry.
You begin to feel thirsty.   /Oh god.... for a drop of water... for a magic mushroom...

*>n
food
Bridge before Grey Havens
There is a lot of water on the ground.
Exits: North South West.

*>/ cast careful 'create food'    /CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!!!
You start to concentrate...

- \ | / ds
- \ | / - \ em
| / - \ A magic mushroom suddenly appears.

* Mana:Burning>drink skin
You drink the water.
You are hungry.
You do not feel thirsty anymore.

* Mana:Burning>eat mushroom
You eat the mushroom.          /Ahhhh. Much better.

* Mana:Burning>stat
OB: 27%, M_OB: 57%, DB: 36%, PB: 32%, Armour: 14%. Wimpy: 40. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 59,582 xp, 0 tp. Wp: 0. Lauren: 1. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- shroud
- armour

* Mana:Burning>s
Bend in Road to Grey Havens
There is a lot of water on the ground.
Elm the Hobbit is sitting here.
Elem the Hobbit is standing here.
Exits: North East South West.
Elm says 'that someone is pissing me off'  /Oh no!

* Mana:Burning>
Elem says 'you werent going to tell me that shows you knew it would bother me'   /Blah blah blah.

* Mana:Burning>
Elem says 'what someone?'  /*blink*

* Mana:Burning>
Saving Fenolan.

* Mana:Burning>
The light of Elem is becoming faint...

* Mana:Burning>
Elm says 'Fenolan'    /NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*>
The young ranger has arrived from the north.

*>
Elem looks around slowly as if looking for something hidden in the room.

*>
The young ranger leaves east.

*>
Elm points his finger at you.   /Oh well. So ends my voyerism.

*>bow
You bow deeply.

*>
Elem sighs loudly.

*>grin
n
You grin evilly.

*>Bridge before Grey Havens
There is a lot of water on the ground.
Exits: North South West.

       /Well, maybe 
Young and the Restless is on......
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Niya2000-10-20 09:47:08
*chuckle*
Ainagul2000-10-20 10:06:12
I think it adds VERY much to the game, if someone cares more about mume-love than lets say levels or wps or eq.

I think norsu is retired because there is nothing to achieve. Well, Norsu, try find someone who loves you :) (Caress is a bitch, she doesnt count).

A.
Skojardu2000-10-20 10:11:55
EEEEEUUUHHHHHH Wobbit love - furry hairballs rubbing up on each other
I always wondered dont they get static?
Skojardu2000-10-20 10:11:56
EEEEEUUUHHHHHH Wobbit love - furry hairballs rubbing up on each other
I always wondered dont they get static?
Skojardu2000-10-20 10:12:41
Does it echo in here?
Bulldozer2000-10-20 10:43:03
*snore* post a real log next time :-/
Relim2000-10-20 12:10:51
REAL LOG? Man, I didn't think it got much funner than Deor's log, one log ago, but this had me literally crying with laughter and spitting as I tried to stop. People who thought I was mad anyway have clarification; people who didn't know me believe I have rabies.
Glorious, glorious stuff! However, who is the other, unnamed person? The one who caused the tiff?
(And if you now tell me this isn't real, I'm gonna be so disappointed)
Almacar2000-10-20 12:35:33
This log turns tears to my eyes, and some beautiful memories from long
forgotten times flow to my mind.

*slap self*

turns to reality: wps and kills and eq is all that makes a man isnt it
Fenolan2000-10-20 12:36:31
It's a real log, though from some months ago (I never play this char). No clue who the goblin-boinker was, I just walked in on the conversation. =)
Bama2000-10-20 14:24:50
I laughed, I cried.
isolde2000-10-20 15:58:12

kick ass log :)
Fenolan2000-10-20 16:11:53
BTW Relim, you are the only person I know of who spits as an attempt to stop crying. lol
Lochdale2000-10-20 16:59:56
Well its probably better then him soiling himself.
grunge2000-10-20 17:27:59
that is sick and wrong....
To Relim2000-10-20 17:52:37
o HP:Fine Mana:Warm>whois elem
No-one by that name.

o Mana:Hot>whois elm
No-one by that name.

Sorry Mate...
Fenolan2000-10-20 18:01:10

It's a real log, but it's from a few months ago (wps still show up on stat). Both those hobbits were lowbies (under level 10), so they've had plenty of time to autodelete.
Relim2000-10-20 18:20:45
It was more like choking with laughter... not spitting to stop crying .. ah well. I still say you couldn't write this stuff... maybe it was Ginlon and Tia? Or Elfie and Malachi? Or Ren and Rashnak? Or one of the other, many relationships that mume has spewed forth over the years?
Meteor2000-10-20 19:07:11
I really loved the comments =))))))

Tiá2000-10-20 19:34:28
Relim - if it was before December then wasn't us! -shush-
And damnit we haven't had the honor of having a log up yet. *pout*
Anyone care to change that? :Þ
Tiá2000-10-20 19:36:10
Although really, i live through seeing waaaaaaaaay too
many people giving him fullsets the second he needs em,
so i doubt we'll be up here for this kinda stuff anytime
soon. *gig* Sooooorrie! =Þ
Unknown2000-10-20 20:08:16
Tia he gets all that cos he is a super linked ppl and he is probably imbalanced rl.
Isolde2000-10-20 20:12:10

yes all superlinked people are somehow disturbed or unbalanced RL!
Nazgum2000-10-20 21:14:44
hhehe, i skimmed thro this first time didn't bother to read
and went to read comments. After reading comments i decided
bah i should read this, and it's fucking hilarious..
Hannibal2000-10-21 00:49:15
beautiful, loved the log =)
Chauncey2000-10-21 04:41:45
LOL, that log was funny as hell, and the comments you made were great man. I still wish you had a log of when we were true newbies and you died from eating a sticky mass of stems, leaves, and sap though, that was a funny story that i wouldn't mind seeing again :-P
Tiá2000-10-21 04:52:37
Unknown, you speaking from experience eh? :)

-snuggle Ginlon- hah. :)
Benny2000-10-24 03:00:50
*puke*
nabiki2001-04-24 08:37:10
Ah, the greatest world ever.... Arda.
Chauncey2001-04-24 11:50:26
Reminds me of a girl in my highschool... sticky and sticky in those PE shorts!
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