Trolls eating Trash!
posted by Gorlab
2000-10-21 04:42:36
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Well, they say trolls eat everything, and I guess this just puts the icing on th
####Ok, story was Dragoth had Huge Flamming Sword.  It being no-rent (which I hope is soon changed), gave it to a troll, I was the only troll on he trusted it with, I guess, and well I didnt really trust any other trolls with it.  So I waited for about 1-2 hours rl for Khwaj or Kakarot to log on (those being the top 2 choices for the ownership of it).  They never did so I ate it.####

o W>taste wafer  ####Got to get hungry somehow####
You taste the lembas.
Yuck, try to cover your mouth next time!
You regurgitate the contents of your stomach.

o W>taste wafer
You taste the lembas.
Yuck, try to cover your mouth next time!
You regurgitate the contents of your stomach.

o W>eat wafer
You eat the lembas.
You are full.
Yuck, try to cover your mouth next time!
You regurgitate the contents of your stomach.o W>get sword pack
You get the huge flaming sword from a leather backpack.

o W>' here goes
comm says: here goes
Ok.

o W>eat sword
You eat the sword.
You begin to feel hungry.

####Ohh, yea.  It tasted DAMN GOOD too!####
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Unknown2000-10-21 04:44:59
that sword got famous! you darkies should play whitie now and then, join a balrog group, and, uh, even see where it comes from some day!!!
Malak2000-10-21 04:48:22
Why the fuck not use it as a troll? I thought 26 str was the requirement...
Delicáte2000-10-21 04:56:46
Erh - why didn't you linkrent and check for them periodically?
Durcano2000-10-21 05:00:40
put sword crack is more useful than
eating. and u can write message bout that
sword on board also. so if big trollie logs
in, he reads board, found it and slays with it.
eating was, bad idea.
Unknown2000-10-21 05:13:28
what you expect from gay pxak
grunge2000-10-21 06:16:15
wow, what a stupid troll, like a puke
can use it too? big deal....either leave it for someone to smite with or
like delicate said, linkrent...shrug
Roadkill2000-10-21 06:36:28
*STARE* I sure could have used that sword, I'll be on in a couple of hours.
Next time (yeah sure) put it in crack :P
Delicáte2000-10-21 06:56:14
I mean understood if you didn't wanna put it in crack in
case some moronic troll (no names mentioned) got his nasty
little fingers on it (maybe sword will BURN em) but eating
it pretty much shut every other possible door. Sad.
Lochdale2000-10-21 08:51:43
I think we have provent the adage: cutting of ones nose to spite ones face...
Axel2000-10-21 10:33:21
*nod delicate* how egoistic - better eat than give away *peer*
Uldrak2000-10-21 10:47:47
Well, that was really stupid, well what can you expect from a troll with 1 int 1 wis.
Khwaj2000-10-21 11:49:42
Damn i should have stayed on longer, had just finish my lunch with nine pukes in cellar
Skojardu2000-10-21 14:13:19
Tried to bash you out khwaj :[ but they where swarming to much around wall
And you know how i am
HAHAHA PELF WHACKA
OHHHHH DWARF KILLL
OOOHH ANOTHER HAIRY COHONES
*DROOLLL*
btw where did khwaj go?
Bamsefar2000-10-21 14:28:30
yah, dont really see why eat it? even drop it anywhere would be better...
Khwaj2000-10-21 14:28:30
EEhh i hope you tried get me out but the only WHACKA i saw of you skojardu was when you runned
and instant rented :op
thought i dont blame you you would prolly have died if you stayed.
i Went first too troll heaven but as you all know troll heaven is a bad place and i
runned too fight again. i got kicked again ofcourse and fleed...
Bamsefar2000-10-21 14:28:51
didnt u have any weaponskills left?=)
Bamsefar2000-10-21 14:29:50
heh, yeah, that spam was scaaaaaaaaary, i died like a pig, trying to bash a fucking caster in troll mother =)
Khwaj2000-10-21 14:31:39
I used my mighty fists...

I actually managed too tickle a few
Belemoth2000-10-21 14:56:54
I call you GORLAB THE STUPID now!
Gorlab2000-10-21 15:16:25
Well, I only ate it because it there was only 2 choices that myself and Dragoth agreed on. Linkrent with it and come back to check? What if pukes raiding, and I cant rent with it. Give it to some lowbie troll? No, that would just give it to pukes again. Im sorry, but I waited and waited and waited, so when I felt it time to leave, I asked several valas to check why it was norent before I ate it, so dont blame me. And dont EVER put anything that valuable in crack. It would just fall into the hands of some puke or a newbie troll. And I also asked a bn to see what orcs were to see if I could have given it to them to hold onto, Durcano the only one noidle replied that he was drunk and I dont think he would come to warrens for it.
Gorlab2000-10-21 15:20:11
Ohh and btw, I did check every possible option around, there was no other. And drop it? Im sorry, but I remember when I was a newbie troll, also there where no other smiter trolls on to give it to (all crusher or barehanded). Sorry, but I waited as long as i could. As for it being stupid no, if you woulda been on it woulda been yours. But no-one was on. I coulda done like MJ said and give it to some mob like grinder. But then again, pukes always killing him.
Unknown2000-10-21 15:24:20
whats all the big deal with if pukes have it? i mean, they get it every time it pops and do balrog, and all they can do with it is upgrade picks (BIG FUCKING DEAL?) its anti_good and 25str, so, suck on your clue.
Kötta2000-10-21 15:25:57
SIGH! hehe well AAARGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

now ill never go to work again. iam always gonna have kötta logged on to see when hfs comes back to warrens
Gorlab2000-10-21 17:09:16
If you had logged on Kotta it woulda been yours, but staying on til 2 am is a bet much for me and I had to get some sleep!
Krom2000-10-21 17:21:08
Fucking Swedish teenage fuck Dragoth did not give to me though I smite and have str 25 instead sayd he using it himself and then after some time gives a troll who seems to have no brains who eats it .... What can I say ...
Dragóth2000-10-21 17:21:55
i was on to 4,30 am, cause i didnt know what to do with iT=P
Belemoth2000-10-21 17:34:11
Ohwell Gorlab, what would have happened if pukes would have got it back? Would they use this great weapon against you? Don't think so. Is it really so bad when someone of them gets miruvor for it? I would have given it even to some lowbie troll so he could exp with it instead of eating it. Btw Krom asked Dragoth for this weapon earlier too.
Hannibal2000-10-21 18:03:05
swedish teenage fuck.... yah, much cooler to be old, working and in some cases even married, and play mume all day...
Belemoth2000-10-21 18:20:24
What's wrong with being married and working ?
Delicáte2000-10-21 18:47:57
Gorlab - Sorry but no dice this time, don't think many agree with you. Not
as though pukes can use it, and like Unknown said, they get to upgrade picks. Not like it's that much of an advantage and not like hfs ONLY loads on trolls, so no need to be sticky about sharing it.
And really, lowbie troll or otherwise - at least don't EAT it, i mean come on, that's just being unreasonable.
Yanwe2000-10-21 19:01:12
i had it for a short time, and i have like 12 str :P
bunghol2000-10-21 22:39:27
comf gorlab, you were in a hard situation i may have done the same thing reading this log now i know what i would do differently.
Unknown2000-10-22 15:17:38
Shouldnt title be

"Trash-troll eats something"

?
Axel2000-10-22 18:24:28
no Unknown, it should have said 'I feel important now and wait what you fucking
Unknown-Posters gonna comment'
Shadrach2000-10-23 17:07:18
You ATE THE SWORD?!??!?!?!?!!
Are u nuts? Yes, ofcourse u are. stupid question really. Ignore this message.
Echo narrates2000-10-23 19:13:42
Didn't we have this problem with the palantir a while back?

TROLLS DON'T EAT THE COOL EQ!!
Badrock2000-10-23 23:43:21
An Evil only weapon and you eat it? why not hide it at grinder? and why not
leave in crack? or hide it and write a post on board it's hidden, or pick a mob
like mother give to her and write post on board. Would be there still when real
trolls log'd since mume rarely crashs/reboots these days. God your are fuckin
idiot...no offense. :P
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