Vargas joins the patrol
posted by Elestir
2000-10-22 05:03:27
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We are killing orc patrol near DT and Vargas decides to enter the melee!
* R C Mana:Burning>u
A Road Up a Mountain
Exits: North East Down.

* R C Mana:Burning>e
Grey Mountains
Exits: North East West.

* R C Mana:Burning>n

Your blade starts to glow very brightly!

* R C Mana:Burning>A Crumbling Road
A very strong orkish leader is here on patrol.
An orc sentry is here on patrol.
An experienced orkish scout is looking for tracks on the ground.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
Exits: North East South West.
An orkish scout yells 'O Dworf, i Halg-Elf, ond zame Alvev ire hela ub O Clagdlozd Read!'

* R C Mana:Burning>
You swiftly dodge the orc-soldier's attempt to pound you.

* R C Mana:Burning the orc-soldier:Healthy>e
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* R C Mana:Burning the orc-soldier:Healthy>
An orkish patrol-leader fails to crush you.
You slash the orc-soldier's left leg extremely hard and shatter it.

## some boring spam

*Vargas the Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.

* R C HP:Fine the orc-soldier:Healthy>l 

Butrus joins your fight.
Regin joins your fight.
The orc-soldier says 'U'll ren yuu da paecos, scam!'
The orc-soldier says 'A nilr lat yual zoult eut, Godruv!'

* R C HP:Fine the orc-soldier:Healthy>A Crumbling Road
The corpse of the orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of the orc sentry is lying here.
The corpse of an orkish patrol-leader is lying here.
The corpse of the orc-soldier is lying here.
The orc-soldier is here, fighting YOU.
The orc-soldier is here, fighting YOU.
The orc-soldier is here, fighting YOU.
Regin the Dwarf is here, fighting the orc-soldier.
Zaber the Half-Elf is here, riding the warhorse.
Butrus the Noldo is here, riding a horse of the Rohirrim, fighting the orc-soldier.
An experienced orkish scout is looking for tracks on the ground.
*Vargas the Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
Butrus pierces the orc-soldier's head extremely hard and shatters it.

* R C HP:Fine the orc-soldier:Fine>
*Vargas the Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.

* R C HP:Fine the orc-soldier:Fine>
Zaber says 'was two bns lord'
You slash the orc-soldier's body extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

* R C HP:Fine the orc-soldier:Hurt>
Zaber joins your fight.
The orc-soldier says 'GozborK! Nuw kera yuo? U salr ranemgel yoal voco Hekal!'
Zaber pounds the orc-soldier's body extremely hard and shatters it.
Regin pierces the orc-soldier's right arm hard and shatters it.

* R C HP:Fine the orc-soldier:Awful>l 

Butrus pierces the orc-soldier's left foot extremely hard and shatters it.
The orc-soldier is mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

* R C HP:Fine the orc-soldier:Dying>A Crumbling Road
The corpse of the orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of the orc sentry is lying here.
The corpse of an orkish patrol-leader is lying here.
The corpse of the orc-soldier is lying here.
The orc-soldier is lying here, mortally wounded.
The orc-soldier is here, fighting YOU.
The orc-soldier is here, fighting YOU.
Regin the Dwarf is here, fighting the orc-soldier.
Zaber the Half-Elf is here, riding the warhorse, fighting the orc-soldier.
Butrus the Noldo is here, riding a horse of the Rohirrim, fighting the orc-soldier.
An experienced orkish scout is looking for tracks on the ground.

* R C HP:Fine the orc-soldier:Dying>
*Vargas the Orc* has arrived from the east.

* R C HP:Fine the orc-soldier:Dying>
Regin pierces the orc-soldier's head extremely hard and shatters it.
You receive your share of experience.
This is really a genocide...
Your blood freezes as you hear the orc-soldier's death cry.
The orc-soldier is dead! R.I.P.

* R C HP:Fine the orc-soldier:Healthy>get coins all.corpse
say ah
You can't find a coins in any corpse.
Zaber joins your fight.
The orc-soldier says 'O'rl lip yii ho beaces, scem!'
You slash the orc-soldier's left leg extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

* R C HP:Fine the orc-soldier:Hurt>
Ok.
*Vargas the Orc* tries to smite you, but your parry is successful.

* R C HP:Fine the orc-soldier:Hurt>kill *Orc*
* R C HP:Fine *Vargas the Orc*:Hurt>bash
*Vargas the Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
Your victim has disappeared!
*Vargas the Orc* leaves east.

* R C HP:Fine the orc-soldier:Hurt>
Regin begins some strange incantations...
An orkish scout leaves east.

* R C HP:Fine the orc-soldier:Hurt>gig
You giggle.

* R C HP:Fine the orc-soldier:Hurt>
You slash the orc-soldier's body extremely hard and shatter it.

* R C HP:Fine the orc-soldier:Wounded>l 
Regin joins your fight.
A Crumbling Road
The corpse of the orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of the orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of the orc sentry is lying here.
The corpse of an orkish patrol-leader is lying here.
The corpse of the orc-soldier is lying here.
The orc-soldier is here, fighting YOU.
The orc-soldier is here, fighting YOU.
Regin the Dwarf is here, fighting the orc-soldier.
Zaber the Half-Elf is here, riding the warhorse.
Butrus the Noldo is here, riding a horse of the Rohirrim.
The orc-soldier says 'Bagbalm! Wew bela yoi? O valr lezogbar yoal faci Lodav!'
Regin pierces the orc-soldier's head extremely hard and shatters it.

* R C HP:Fine the orc-soldier:Wounded>
Butrus joins your fight.
The orc-soldier says 'Dishuld! Nug mela yoe? G will lamavnol yoar faca Bubriv!'
Butrus pierces the orc-soldier's right foot very hard and shatters it.

* R C the orc-soldier:Bad>
*Vargas the Orc* has arrived from the east.

* R C the orc-soldier:Bad>l 
A Crumbling Road
The corpse of the orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of the orc-soldier is lying here.
The corpse of the orc sentry is lying here.
The corpse of an orkish patrol-leader is lying here.
The corpse of the orc-soldier is lying here.
The orc-soldier is here, fighting YOU.
The orc-soldier is here, fighting YOU.
Regin the Dwarf is here, fighting the orc-soldier.
Zaber the Half-Elf is here, riding the warhorse.
Butrus the Noldo is here, riding a horse of the Rohirrim, fighting the orc-soldier.
*Vargas the Orc* is standing here.

* R C the orc-soldier:Bad>kill *Orc*
* R C the orc-soldier:Bad>
Alas! 
You failed to reach him through the melee. ## GODDAMN BUG, WHEN THEY FIX IT?
Butrus begins some strange incantations...

* R C the orc-soldier:Bad>
Regin begins some strange incantations...

* R C the orc-soldier:Bad>
You slash the orc-soldier's left leg extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
You receive your share of experience.
This is really a genocide...
Your blood freezes as you hear the orc-soldier's death cry.
The orc-soldier is dead! R.I.P.

get coins all.corpse
* R C the orc-soldier:Healthy>
You can't find a coins in any corpse.
*Vargas the Orc* tries to smite you, but your parry is successful.

* R C the orc-soldier:Healthy>
Zaber pounds *Vargas the Orc*'s right foot extremely hard.

* R C the orc-soldier:Healthy>kill *Orc*
* R C *Vargas the Orc*:Hurt>bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?
Butrus utters the words 'qahijf gsfal'

* R C *Vargas the Orc*:Wounded>
You slash *Vargas the Orc*'s head hard.

* R C *Vargas the Orc*:Wounded>
Butrus utters the words 'qahijf gsfal'
An orkish scout has arrived from the east.

* R C *Vargas the Orc*:Bad>
Butrus begins some strange incantations...

* R C *Vargas the Orc*:Bad>kill *Orc*
You're already fighting!
*Vargas the Orc* bleeds from open wounds.

* R C *Vargas the Orc*:Bad>
Butrus begins some strange incantations...
Zaber pounds *Vargas the Orc*'s left leg extremely hard and shatters it.

* R C *Vargas the Orc*:Awful>
You slash *Vargas the Orc*'s right arm extremely hard and shatter it.
*Vargas the Orc* is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

* R C *Vargas the Orc*:Dying>
Regin utters the words 'qahijf gsfal'
As Regin completes his incantations, *Vargas the Orc*'s body is ripped apart by rays of light.
You receive your share of experience.
Yes! 
You're beginning to get the idea.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Vargas the Orc*'s death cry.
*Vargas the Orc* is dead! R.I.P.

* R C the orc-soldier:Healthy>get coins all.corpse
Zaber gets a scale shirt from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Zaber gets a spiked metal helmet from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Zaber gets a pair of ringmail leggings from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Zaber gets a black pair of padded boots from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Zaber gets a pair of ringmail gloves from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Zaber gets a pair of ringmail sleeves from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Zaber gets a metal buckler from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Zaber gets a black warg fur from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Zaber gets a leather backpack from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Zaber gets a keyring with a set of lock picks from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Zaber gets a halberd from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Zaber gets a broad silver belt from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Zaber gets a water skin from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Zaber gets a fragrant-smelling bag from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Zaber gets a sable pouch from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Zaber gets a gem-inlaid knife from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Zaber gets a dirty reddish vial from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Zaber gets a leather pouch from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Zaber gets a pile of coins from the corpse of *an Orc*.
You can't find a coins in any corpse.

* R C the orc-soldier:Healthy>get all corpse
You can't find anything in the corpse.
Zaber joins your fight.
Isolde tells you 'u about to rent too?'
The orc-soldier says 'A'lr lik you te buecen, scah!'

* R C the orc-soldier:Healthy>
Zaber pounds the orc-soldier's left foot extremely hard and shatters it.

* R C the orc-soldier:Hurt>
You slash the orc-soldier's right leg extremely hard and shatter it.

* R C the orc-soldier:Wounded>laugh
You fall down laughing.

* R C the orc-soldier:Wounded>
Zaber says 'rofl'

* R C the orc-soldier:Wounded>
Butrus joins your fight.
The orc-soldier says 'I nilr lad yaul zielt oob, Eadlan!'
Butrus pierces the orc-soldier's body extremely hard and shatters it.

* R C the orc-soldier:Bad>
You slash the orc-soldier's right foot extremely hard and shatter it.
The orc-soldier is mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

* R C the orc-soldier:Dying>
Zaber pounds the orc-soldier's left foot extremely hard and shatters it.
You receive your share of experience.
This is really a genocide...
Your blood freezes as you hear the orc-soldier's death cry.
The orc-soldier is dead! R.I.P.

* R C>
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Eothen2000-10-22 05:09:52
Right about the time your log says "Bash someone already bashed...etc." it starts to look really weird to me. Just how exactly did Vargas come to be bashed?
Nazgum2000-10-22 05:48:40
I think zaber bashed him and spamremoval cut it out...
Unknown2000-10-22 06:06:35
please dont post logs with those frigging ansi codes
Unknown2000-10-22 06:10:54
wow 5 on 1 you rock elestir :P usually takes ya 10
Elestir2000-10-22 06:15:49
If you don't like the ansi codes, save the file and view it in viewer that supports ansi colors.
Nebula2000-10-22 07:08:53
In the log, there are 2 line of sights on colour sprays, 2 pounds, and a slash
That means he attacked you guys on bad or something, or there was a lot
of dammage edited out. Anyway bravery points go to vargas, but that might
well have been crossing the line into foolish.
Daevia2000-10-22 07:46:45
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?
Butrus utters the words 'qahijf gsfal'

* R C *Vargas the Orc*:Wounded>
You slash *Vargas the Orc*'s head hard.

* R C *Vargas the Orc*:Wounded>
Butrus utters the words 'qahijf gsfal'
An orkish scout has arrived from the east.

* R C *Vargas the Orc*:Bad>

Its called "spam reduction."
Othrod2000-10-22 09:35:00
Ehh...ok so 4-5 players versus one unknown semi-naked orc. Why post it at all?
Pampalini2000-10-22 10:13:37
Newbies make better logs :)
Duvel2000-10-22 10:23:15
This shows again why Elestir rocks.

*glare*
Galadon2000-10-22 11:11:19
o W C 15028[150:28]>who assl
Asslickers
----------
[W 50] Grunanator the Dwarven Assmaster
[T 40] Dàevìa Lôthloriana, Mistress of Asses
[C 40] Ramtir Browntongue
[W 37] Vridush the Actionhitter
[W 41] Uldrâk is married to his lovely Norsu

That was the list of those online AT THAT POINT but many more should be listed and you know who you are. Try this mud: burning.stacken.kth.se 4000 - they will gladly welcome the lowlives you are and MUME won't mourn the loss
Unknown2000-10-22 12:31:29
Why does nazgum post something with galadons name?
Fredde2000-10-22 13:58:27
*göra en lucas modysson*
el gato2000-10-22 15:25:24
no me gusta comer gato !!!!
Darkangel2000-10-22 16:36:48
Since when did Grunge become an asslicker? :O) He seems to hate/dislike all/everyone, I fail to see how he could be an asslicker... and that goes for Daevia too :D
Alcion2000-10-22 16:51:55
giggle Galadon.
Unknown2000-10-22 17:15:16
i thought Galadon was labbie with Ramtir?
Unknown2000-10-22 17:33:25
galadon is labbie with ramtir vridush and uldrak on that list...
Unknown2000-10-22 17:45:02
thats why it wasnt galadon, looks more like nazgums style.
Galadon2000-10-22 18:24:50
Nazgum wouldn't know how that "i fäbodjäntan så händer grejor med en falukorv", would he? Anyway, Darkangel has shown the lab all of the pictures you sent her...BWAAAAAAAAAHAH! You look criminally dull!!!
Vargas2000-10-22 19:12:42
Vargas2000-10-22 19:13:15
Damn enterkey. Well i was gonna hitflee got lag and ate bash :P
Not much to do
Alcion2000-10-22 19:26:28
Why wouldn't it be Galadon? Of course it was Galadon who posted that wonderful
litl' list.
Darkangel2000-10-22 19:35:59
ROTFL@GALADON...when did Naz send me pics?!
Tip: home.no.net/dest...
Uldrak2000-10-22 22:17:40
Laff!
rock on galadon :)
el mono2000-10-22 22:52:34
El mono esta en mis pantalones!
Valanor2000-10-23 10:14:34
nah the best part is when nsl spamloots evrything again :P
Elestir2000-10-23 14:11:56
Posted it because I consider it funny to get a kill while buffing the patrol.
No pk-damage messages were edited, thats spam-reduction melee feature of MUME.
Just didn't know it applies to bash message too.
Unknown2000-10-24 10:50:35
god you guys suck
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