cow
posted by Drax
2000-10-24 12:14:26
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# Drax the BN, 24 oct. 2000
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# was walking around blue mountaints when met cow and elf behind it.
# goddamn HUGE cow!

* W C Mana:Hot>west
cast 'fireball' 1.*dwarf*
An Inlaid Stone Walkway
A light boat made of reeds has been left here.
A domesticated pony, beast of burden to many, stands here.
Exits: East West.
You see some tracks of *a Dwarf* leading west
 (done less than 1 hour ago).
* W C Mana:Hot>Nobody here by that name.

# oh well ... no dwarf today :(

* W C Mana:Hot>east
Marble Staircase
Exits: East West.
east

You stop tracking your victim.
* W C Mana:Hot>End of the Worn Trail
A young man in ranger's attire is here, travelling the roads.
Exits: North East South West.
* W C Mana:Hot>ride
A pack horse stops following you.
You pick up a pack horse's reins, and start riding him.
* R W C Mana:Hot>south
Branch in the Worn Trail
A rabbit is here eyeing your presence warily.
Exits: North East South West.
* R W C Mana:Hot>south
Worn Trail
A colourful butterfly is fluttering around here.
Exits: North West.
* R W C Mana:Hot>west
Worn Trail
Exits: North East South West.
You suddenly notice the mole.
* R W C Mana:Hot>south
Worn Trail
A prospector is walking around slowly, looking for a new ore vein to mine.
Exits: North South West.
* R W C Mana:Hot>west
Worn Trail
Exits: North East South.
You suddenly notice the mole.
* R W C Mana:Hot>south
Worn Trail
A large eagle soars above you.
A colourful butterfly is fluttering around here.
A swallow flies high above the ground.
Exits: North East South.
* R W C Mana:Hot>south
Grassy Plain
Exits: North South.
* R W C Mana:Hot>east
Alas, you cannot go that way...
* R W C Mana:Burning>south
east
Grassy Plain
The healthy cow is here, fighting *an Elf*.
The healthy cow stands here grazing on the bright green grass.
A brown fox is here, looking for some rabbits to chew up.
A colourful butterfly is fluttering around here.
*an Elf* is here, fighting the healthy cow.
Exits: North East South.
* R W C Mana:Burning>east
In the High Grass
A brown fox is here, looking for some rabbits to chew up.
Exits: East South West.
* R W C Mana:Burning>east
In the High Grass
A fat rabbit sits here, chewing on some grass.
Exits: East South West.
* R W C Mana:Burning>Edge of a Forest
A fat rabbit sits here, chewing on some grass.
A rabbit is here eyeing your presence warily.
A thin, crippled deer looks around timidly.
Exits: North East South West.
* R W C Mana:Burning>west
west
In the High Grass
A fat rabbit sits here, chewing on some grass.
Exits: East South West.
* R W C Mana:Burning>west
cast 'fireball' 1.*elf*
In the High Grass
A brown fox is here, looking for some rabbits to chew up.
Exits: East South West.
* R W C Mana:Burning>Grassy Plain
The healthy cow is here, fighting *an Elf*.
The healthy cow stands here grazing on the bright green grass.
A brown fox is here, looking for some rabbits to chew up.
A colourful butterfly is fluttering around here.
*an Elf* is here, fighting the healthy cow.
Exits: North East South.
* R W C Mana:Burning>
You quickly recall your stored spell...
ALAS! NO CLEAR LINE
* R W C Mana:Burning>cast 'fireball' 1.*elf*
You quickly recall your stored spell...
ALAS! NO CLEAR LINE
* R W C Mana:Burning>cast 'fireball' 1.*elf*
You start to concentrate...
ALAS! NO CLEAR LINE

# this can't be!

* R W C Mana:Burning>cast 'fireball' 1.*elf*
You start to concentrate...
Ok.
You feel yourself exposed.
Your fireball hits *an Elf* with full force, causing an immediate death.
You receive your share of experience.
get coins corpse
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *an Elf*'s death cry.
*an Elf* is dead! R.I.P.
get coins corpse
* R W C Mana:Hot>
You get a pile of coins from the corpse of *an Elf*.
There was 2 gold coins, 17 silver pennies, and 78 copper pennies.
* R W C Mana:Hot>
You can't find a coins in the corpse.
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swork2000-10-24 12:28:10
ehhe :)
Focus2000-10-24 12:41:30
Hmm...walking around BM is still walk in a park? Thought it was deadly and never went there meself.

If the cows are already that big...i dont want to meet a grizzly there.
Drax2000-10-24 12:45:39
Drax2000-10-24 12:49:36
if you manage to cross the deadly shire and win the climbing contest with hardened rangers and elven hunters over the tower hills, then reaching BM is like arriving to blessed flowergarden.
Shundo2000-10-24 13:07:34
Epp time to go somewhere else :]
Khantar2000-10-24 13:44:03
"Oh no. I wont throw a fireball at that elf, because I might hit the poor cow!"

Girliemud!

There should be an option were your char would disregard crap like that.
You want that elf dead! Unleash the spells and worry about dead cows
(or teammembers) later.
Drax2000-10-24 13:48:23
yeah true ... imho fireball should be mass spell also ... you name primary target and the nearby persons get scorched as well ...
Shadrach2000-10-24 13:53:29
"blessed flowergarden" indeed.
Stormblast2000-10-24 14:02:47
Yeah, kill them all in one firestorm and enjoy the steak!!! Fried elf won't do, they're so damn skinny.
Focus2000-10-24 14:13:40
Right Drax, instead of LOS the spells should just hit wrong target if someone is on way. That would cause chaos in mume. And that is good ->
* more unexpected deaths!
* other classes will not trust mages and they wander alone!

I wonder if this idea has ever been under discussion in management...

The more I think, the more I like this idea.
Axel2000-10-24 14:40:50
well, I dont wanna think of backfire then :>
Unknown2000-10-24 14:57:47
hehe Axel :)
Axel2000-10-24 15:10:28
unknown, the color of your lipstick is dazzling!
Unknown2000-10-24 15:55:08
Axel - And you haven't even seen my eyes yet! ;)
Unknown2000-10-24 15:58:01
Axel - And you haven't even seen my eyes yet! ;)
Unknown2000-10-24 15:59:51
(fortunately it's almost impossible to 'hear' that I studder hehe) ;)
Lalin2000-10-24 17:58:29
argh....!!
Cow2000-10-24 18:18:06
Hey! Stop stealing my kills!
Vorlin2000-10-24 18:30:05
It's true that once you get to BM you are homefree as it is now (as far as mobs that hunt you are concerned). But, the management has made it pretty clear they do not want pkilling in the zones west of brandywine bridge, so if darkies start hunting too often in BM zones they'll probably implement a dwarven version of hardened rangers (or worse). So might want to show some restraint. :)
Ethar2000-10-25 04:03:27
likes focus's idea
Brawn2000-10-25 09:14:33
And noone wants to meat a DWARVEN ranger - they shit napalm and piss barbed wire. So begone minions, from the Blue Mountains, or I will talk to the King and he will send out the troops!
Khorak2000-10-25 14:31:08
Managment does not want mass pkill in west.

IF he ment no pkill at all, he should install a gate w of shire that only whities can pass...

Ellison2000-10-26 00:00:36
wow did not know you could change font size on comments
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