TROLLS COWER IN FEAR FROM RYOKO THE BATT
posted by RYOKO
2000-10-25 07:49:26
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Ryoko the near naked level 8 Battlemage vs. the Warrens

(Story: died to durcano near windswept en route to rivendell (to prac quake), prayed to 
rivendell, pracced quake (i am level 8 mage), and decide i want to go rough up
some trolls.)



*LOGGED BY RYOKO THE SPACE PIRATE*



Lochdale narrates 'your my hero Super-tempest!'

*>w
Jeweller
A noble Elf stands here, proudly displaying his valuable assets.
A large warhorse is standing here, clad in mail.
An elven guard is wandering here, keeping the peace.
Mayavi the Half-Elf is standing here.
Exits: East.

*>exa mayavi
You see nothing special about him.
Mayavi Illusionist is in an excellent condition.
Mayavi Illusionist is using: 
<wielded>            a black runed dagger (brand new)
<worn as shield>     a bejewelled shield (brand new)
<worn on head>       a russet coloured hood (used)
<worn on body>       a grey tunic (brand new)
<worn about body>    a russet cloak (brand new)
<worn on arms>       a fine pair of chain mail sleeves (used)
<worn on hands>      a thin pair of leather gloves (tattered)
<worn on legs>       a pair of reddish-brown pants (brand new)
<worn on feet>       a soft pair of padded boots (brand new)
<worn around neck>   a red ruby; it has a soft glowing aura
<worn on wrist>      a keyring with several keys and a set of lock picks
<worn on finger>     a banded ring
<worn on finger>     a ring
<worn on back>       a leather backpack
<worn across back>   a laced quiver
<worn as belt>       a gleaming belt
<worn on belt>       a flagon
<worn on belt>       a stone
<worn on belt>       a sable pouch
<worn on belt>       a sable pouch
<worn on belt>       a fragrant-smelling bag

*>t mayavi can you loan me some gold?


*>
Ok.

*>inv
You are carrying:
a dark coloured flask
a lantern

*>wear lantern
You hold a lantern.
You light a lantern.

*>
Mayavi gives you 5 gold coins. *I NAME HIM DUKE MAYAVI*

*>eq
You are using:
<wielded>            a large warhammer          <---- FEAR ME TROLLS
<held>               a lantern
<worn on head>       a black hood (used)
<worn on body>       a black shirt (brand new)
<worn on legs>       a black pair of pants (brand new)

*>
Lochdale has arrived from the east.

*>
Lochdale leaves east.

SNIP

Hollow narrates 'umm nazgum smitse fuckin hard for a scout :p'

*>t mayavi thanks :)
s
Ok.

*>The General Store
A large grocer is here, waiting to buy or sell some goods.
Exits: North.

*>s
n
e
Alas, you cannot go that way...

<SNIP>

Ardent narrates 'He's got max smite, concussion, and piece, and bs.  =)'

*>buy apple
A grocer tells you 'Here you go... That's 13 copper.'
You now have an apple.

*>buy apple
buy apple
buy apple
buy apple
buy apple
buy apple
buy apple
buy apple
buy apple
buy apple
buy apple
buy apple
buy apple
A grocer tells you 'Here you go... That's 13 copper.'
You now have an apple.

*>A grocer tells you 'Here you go... That's 13 copper.'
You now have an apple.

*>A grocer tells you 'Here you go... That's 13 copper.'
You now have an apple.

*>A grocer tells you 'Here you go... That's 13 copper.'
You now have an apple.

*>A grocer tells you 'Here you go... That's 13 copper.'
You now have an apple.

*>A grocer tells you 'Here you go... That's 13 copper.'
You now have an apple.
Norglin narrates 'didn't stop me from kicking his ass though'

*>A grocer tells you 'Here you go... That's 13 copper.'
You now have an apple.

*>A grocer tells you 'Here you go... That's 13 copper.'
You now have an apple.

*>A grocer tells you 'Here you go... That's 13 copper.'
You now have an apple.

*>A grocer tells you 'Here you go... That's 13 copper.'
You now have an apple.

*>A grocer tells you 'Here you go... That's 13 copper.'
You now have an apple.

*>A grocer tells you 'Here you go... That's 13 copper.'
You now have an apple.

*>A grocer tells you 'Here you go... That's 13 copper.'
You now have an apple.

*>eat apple
eat apple
eat apple
eat apple
eat apple
You eat the apple.

*>
You eat the apple.

*>
You eat the apple.

*>
You eat the apple.

*>
You eat the apple.

*>buy sack
A grocer tells you 'Here you go... That's 50 copper.'
You now have a large sack.

*>n
w
The Courtyard
A graceful and slender tree grows here.
Exits: North East South West.

*>Jeweller
A noble Elf stands here, proudly displaying his valuable assets.
A large warhorse is standing here, clad in mail.
An elven guard is wandering here, keeping the peace.
Mayavi the Half-Elf is standing here.
Exits: East.

*>n

Ardent narrates 'Hehe, grads norglin.'

*>e
Alas, you cannot go that way...

*

*>t rei goodbye i going to go rough up some trolls
She can't hear you.

SNIP SOME RIVENDELL RUNNING
*>n

Tempest narrates 'btw, durcano has barbaras prison key too hehe'

OFF I GO

*>rh
w
ride horse
A pack horse stops following you.
You pick up a pack horse's reins, and start riding him.

* R>Bottom of a Steep Path
Exits: East Up.

* R>u
u
Oops! 
You cannot go there riding!

* R>Oops! 
You cannot go there riding!
An elf has arrived from the east.

* R>lead
u
You stop riding a pack horse.
A pack horse starts following you.

*>u
Moving up the slope is really hard.
Steeply Sloping Path
An Elf is here walking around.
Exits: Up Down.
A pack horse has arrived from below.

*>Moving up the slope is really hard.
Top of a Steeply Sloping Path
Lochdale the Hobbit is resting here.
Exits: South Down.
A pack horse has arrived from below.

*>rh
s
ride horse
A pack horse stops following you.
You pick up a pack horse's reins, and start riding him.
Ardent narrates 'That's just great!  I'm not goin' near Neni now.  =)'

SNIP SOME MOORS RUNNING

* R>w
A Ford in the River Bruinen
Exits: North East South West.

* R>w
West of the Ford in the Bruinen
Exits: North East South West.


* R>yell ROAR <--- some preliminary yelling
Ok.

* R>w

Lochdale narrates 'ardent, your mumes resident bitch'

snip some more spamming
* R>w

Ardent narrates 'I can't help it!  =('


* R>n

Lochdale narrates 'now don't backtalk me woman!'

* R>n
Steep Bank
The rabid raccoon stands here, frothing at the mouth.
Exits: North East South West.

* R>
You carefully climb down the slope.
Bend in the Road
Exits: North East South West.

* R>w
You can't go into deep water!

* R>n
w
Old East Road
Exits: North South West.

* R>Small Stream Crossing
Exits: North East South West.

* R>w

Tempest narrates 'I sent a mail asking em why they ruined good two on two
fighting like that :/'

* R>Old East Road
Exits: North East West.

* R>yell i'll KILL THEM ALL
Ok.

* R>n
You can't go into deep water!

* R>n
w
You can't go into deep water!

* R>Old East Road
Exits: North East South West.

* R>n

Ardent narrates 'Hehe, that's what I told your wife...'


* R>n

Lochdale narrates 'ahh thats why she is so happy lately'

* R>w
You can't go into deep water!

* R>Dark and Dreary Woodland
Exits: North East South West.

* R>w

Saving Ryoko.

* R>n
Tumbled Boulders
Exits: North East South West.

* R>At a Ruined Guardhouse
Some ugly blow-flies are buzzing around here.
A swarm of midges is here, humming around you.
Exits: North East South West.

n
* R>n
A Shallow Stream Below the Weir
Clusters of slender stems and tall leaves thrive in the mud and shallows.
A large leech is moving close to you, searching for blood.
A large leech is moving close to you, searching for blood.
Exits: North East South West.

* R>
You can't go into deep water!

* R>n

Ardent narrates 'Speaking of, what do you tell a woman with a black eye?'

* R>w

The swarm of blow-flies has arrived from the south.

* R>n
You can't go into deep water!


* R>Copse of Pine
A large rabbit looks peacefully at you, ready to dart away.
Exits: North East South West.

* R>n
n
You can't go into deep water!

* R>
You can't go into deep water!

* R>w
n
Foot of the Hill
Exits: North East South Up.

* R>
You can't go into deep water!

* R>u
Oops! 
You cannot go there riding!

* R>s
w

Tempest narrates 'durcano oer/green'

* R>Deep in the Woods
Exits: North East South West.

In a Deep Gully
Exits: North South Up.

* R HP:Wounded>flee

Runa narrates '*peer Ardent*'

* R HP:Wounded>
You flee head over heels.
Wooded Gully
A long-tailed bird watches you from the vegetation.
Exits: North East South West.

* R HP:Wounded>w
Dense Woods
Exits: North East South West.

* R HP:Wounded>
Ardent narrates 'Nothing, shouldn't have to tell her twice.'

more forest running
* R HP:Wounded>
Tempest narrates 'stare he ran from me one on one, guess he had no poison :/'

* R HP:Wounded>w
Evergreen Forest
Exits: East South West Up.

* R HP:Wounded>
Lochdale narrates 'hehe thats funny but then ardent is a virgin so give him
timer'

* R HP:Wounded>w
Dismal Forest
Exits: East South West.

* R HP:Wounded>w
Rising Evergreen Forest
Exits: East South Up.

* R HP:Wounded>
Restafi narrates 'orc on greenway'

* R HP:Hurt>u
Oops! 
You cannot go there riding!

* R HP:Hurt>e
e
e
Dismal Forest
Exits: East South West.

* R HP:Hurt>e
e
Tempest narrates 'he after you'
Evergreen Forest
Exits: East South West Up.

* R HP:Hurt>e
e
In a Thickly Wooded Vale
A fat rabbit sits here, chewing on some grass.
Exits: East South West Up.

* R HP:Hurt>e
Dense Woods
Exits: East South West Up.

* R HP:Hurt>The black wolf has arrived from the east.

Dense Woods
Exits: North South West Down.

* R HP:Hurt>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* R HP:Hurt>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* R HP:Hurt>
Alas, you cannot go that way...


* R HP:Hurt>n
w
Tree Covered Valley
Exits: North East South West.

* R HP:Hurt>n

Tempest narrates 'ashram here as well'

* R HP:Hurt>
Hollow narrates 'is it durcano?'

* R HP:Hurt>n
Dark Pine Forest
Exits: North East South West.

* R HP:Hurt>In a Pine Forest
A brown fox is here, looking for some rabbits to chew up.
Exits: North East South West.

* R HP:Hurt>n
A Sloping Hill
Exits: East South West Down.

* R HP:Hurt>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* R HP:Hurt>
Restafi narrates 'orc on greenway south from OEW'

* R HP:Hurt>e
n
Rim of a Vale
Exits: North East South West.

* R HP:Hurt>Barren Hillside
Exits: North East South West.
Shrouds of dark clouds roll in above you, blotting out the skies.

* R HP:Hurt>n
w
Sheltered Plateau
A dun-coloured grouse is sitting still in the heather.
Exits: North East South West.

* R HP:Hurt>A Ridge of Hills
Exits: North East West Down.
almost there

* R HP:Hurt>Ant Hill in the Dreary Forest
A colony of red ants is here. The ants seem to ignore you.
Exits: East South West.

* R HP:Hurt>n
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* R HP:Hurt>e
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* R HP:Hurt>Plain Beside the Gloomy Forest
A fallow deer is grazing peacefully here.
A fallow deer is grazing peacefully here.
A fallow deer is grazing peacefully here.
Exits: East South West.

* R HP:Hurt>e
On a Trail
Exits: East South West.

* R HP:Hurt>e
Bend in a Trail
Exits: North East South West.

* R HP:Hurt>e
Overlooking a Trail
A squirrel scampers around here, looking for nuts from the trees.
Exits: North East South West.

* R HP:Hurt>n
n
Small Trail
Exits: North East South West.

* R HP:Hurt>Small Trail
Exits: North East South West.

* R HP:Hurt>e
Small Trail
Exits: North East South West.

* R HP:Hurt>n
e
Oops! 
You cannot go there riding!

* R HP:Hurt>Small Trail
Exits: North East South West.

* R HP:Hurt>n
Old Ruins
The statue of a troll is here.
Exits: North East South West Down.

* R HP:Hurt>
The swarm of blow-flies has arrived.

* R HP:Hurt>
The swarm of blow-flies fails to hit you.

* R HP:Hurt the swarm of blow-flies:Healthy>
You pound the swarm of blow-flies' body extremely hard and shatter it.
You receive your share of experience.
Yes! 
You're beginning to get the idea.
The swarm of blow-flies is dead! R.I.P.

* R HP:Hurt>yell TROLLS SUCK
Ok.

* R HP:Hurt>yell I WILL KILL THEM ALL
Ok.

* R HP:Hurt>E
Blighted Land
You see three toadstools on the ground.
Exits: North East South West Up.

* R HP:Hurt>E
E
Small Trail
Exits: North East South West.

* R HP:Hurt>E
Small Trail
Exits: North East South West.

* R HP:Hurt>E
Small Trail
Exits: North East South West.

* R HP:Hurt>Small Trail
Exits: North East South West.

* R HP:Hurt>e
e
Small Trail
Exits: North South West.

* R HP:Hurt>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* R HP:Hurt>rest
You sit down and rest your tired bones.

* R HP:Hurt>prac
You have 0 practice sessions left.
Skill / Spell          Knowledge  Difficulty Class      Mana Casting time
Awareness              Average    Normal     General   
Ride                   Fair       Very easy  General   
Wilderness             Average    Normal     General   
Armour                 Excellent  Hard       Mage         35, Short
Burning hands          Very good  Normal     Mage         11, Very short
Chill touch            Good       Easy       Mage          6, Very short
Create light           Fair       Easy       Mage          8, Short
Detect invisibility    Fair       Normal     Mage          6, Very short
Earthquake             Good       Hard       Mage         36, Short
Locate                 Average    Hard       Mage         55, Normal
Shroud                 Good       Hard       Mage          9, Normal
Bless                  Fair       Normal     Cleric       10, Short
Create food          * Poor       Normal     Cleric       10, Short
Cure light             Good       Easy       Cleric       11, Very short
Cure serious           Fair       Normal     Cleric       28, Short
Concussion weapons     Bad        Normal     Warrior   
***LOOK AT THEM SKILLS***
* R HP:Hurt>inf
You are a female Dúnadan.
You are 42 years, 2 months, and 11 days old.
You have played 14 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Ryoko the Man (level 8). <-- Level 8's enough right?
You are five feet three and weigh nine stone and twelve pounds.
Perception: vision 65, hearing 0, smell -38. Alertness: normal.
You are a well-meaning person, always glad to help your friends.
You are welcome in Bree, Fornost, the Grey Havens, and Rivendell.
You are carrying twenty pounds of equipment. A tad uncomfortable, but no
problem.
Your base abilities are: Str:14 Int:19 Wis:16 Dex:12 Con:13 Wil:16 Per:13.
Offensive Bonus: 12%, Dodging Bonus: -31%, Parrying Bonus: -1%.
Your armour protects 14% of your body.
You have 40/71 hit, 122/122 mana, and 77/111 movement points. FEEL THE POWER
You will flee if your hit points go below 70. 
Your mood is wimpy.
You have scored 124,879 experience points and you have 3,940 travel points.
You are not known for any acts of war.
You need 90,621 exp. points and 0 travel points to reach the next level.
You have 5 gold coins, 7 silver pennies, and 32 copper pennies.
You are speaking Westron.

You are subjected to the following temporary effects:

*** Return: continue, b: back one page, r: redisplay, q:quit (97%) *** 
Shrouds of dark clouds roll in above you, blotting out the skies.
You feel bolder.

*** Return: continue, b: back one page, r: redisplay, q:quit (97%) *** inf
- panic
- noquit
- armour

* R HP:Hurt>change wimpy

Tempest narrates 'they north on greenway'

* R HP:Hurt>Wimpy removed.

* R HP:Hurt>cs
cast thoroughly 'cure serious'
Nah... 
You feel too relaxed to do that..

* R HP:Hurt>st
cs
You stop resting, and stand up.

* R HP:Hurt>cast thoroughly 'cure serious'
You muster all of your concentration...

You begin to see scars fade away and a feeling of health comes over you.

* R HP:Fine Mana:Hot>cs
cast thoroughly 'cure serious'
You muster all of your concentration...

You begin to see scars fade away and a feeling of health comes over you.

* R HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
Lochdale narrates 'i love how americans call things the "world Series"'

* R HP:Fine Mana:Warm>w
Small Trail
Exits: North East South West.

* R HP:Fine Mana:Warm>w
w
Small Trail
Exits: North East South West.

* R HP:Fine Mana:Warm>Small Trail
Exits: North East South West.

* R HP:Fine Mana:Warm>w

Saving Ryoko.

* R HP:Fine Mana:Warm>Small Trail
Exits: North East South West.

* R HP:Fine Mana:Warm>w
Blighted Land
You see three toadstools on the ground.
Exits: North East South West Up.

* R HP:Fine Mana:Warm>w
Old Ruins
The statue of a troll is here.
The corpse of the swarm of blow-flies is lying here.
Exits: North East South West Down.

* R HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
Ardent narrates 'We own the world!'

* R HP:Fine Mana:Warm>yell KILL

Einalem narrates 'gig Lochdale'

* R HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
Ok.

* R HP:Fine Mana:Warm>YELL I AM GOING TO KILL KILL KILL THE TROLLS TONITE
Ok.

* R HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
Shrouds of dark clouds roll in above you, blotting out the skies.

* R Mana:Hot>
Drang narrates 'i love how europeans call that wussy soccer sport football :)'

* R Mana:Hot>
Einalem narrates 'Lonely giant in Rushey if anyone wants him'

* R Mana:Hot>yell YOOHOO

Ardent narrates 'Lonely giant rushy for those who car.'

* R Mana:Hot>
Ok.

* R Mana:Hot>open hatch
Ok.

* R Mana:Hot>
Elian narrates 'it's the subway series btw :P'

* R Mana:Hot>
Tempest narrates 'they both oer/green'

* R Mana:Hot>t rei what the hell? these trolls are afraid of me or somethin'
Ok.

* R Mana:Hot>
Elian narrates '<-- New Yorker'

* R Mana:Hot>
Rei tells you 'they say ahythin?'

* R Mana:Hot>t rei no and i standing one up from hatch :)
Ok.

* R Mana:Hot>t rei and yelling
Ok.

* R Mana:Hot>
Elian narrates 'we just letting the world watch it'

* R Mana:Hot>
Shrouds of dark clouds roll in above you, blotting out the skies.

* R Mana:Hot>
Rei tells you 'maybe no one home? ;)'

* R Mana:Hot>yell DIE

Tempest narrates 'they as in two orcs all you legends resting Bree fountain
:/'

* R Mana:Hot>
Ok.

* R Mana:Hot>
Norglin narrates 'I'm only legend at bree fountain btw'

* R Mana:Hot>
Ardent narrates 'I got no legends with me!'



* R Mana:Hot>t rei wearing hood, pants, shirt, large warhammer- nothin' else
Ok.

* R Mana:Hot>EARTH
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

* R Mana:Hot>quake
cast normal 'earthquake'
You muster all of your concentration... <-- let's rumble up the earth so they know i'm here

The hatch closes quietly.

* Mana:Hot a pack horse:Fine>
The earth trembles beneath your feet!
You stop riding a pack horse.
The earth trembles and shivers.

* Mana:Hot a pack horse:Fine>
A pack horse hits your head.

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot a pack horse:Fine>flee
You flee head over heels.
Blighted Land
On the ground, there are three toadstools.
Exits: North East South West Up.

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot>w
Old Ruins
The statue of a troll is here.
The corpse of the swarm of blow-flies is lying here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Exits: North East South West Down.

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Shrouds of dark clouds roll in above you, blotting out the skies.
The day has begun.
You begin to feel hungry.

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot>inv
You are carrying:
a large sack
an apple
an apple
an apple
an apple
an apple
an apple
an apple
an apple
an apple
a dark coloured flask

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot>eat apple
eat apple
eat apple
eat apple
eat apple
eat apple
You eat the apple.

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot>eat apple
eat apple
You eat the apple.

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
You eat the apple.

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
You eat the apple.

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
You eat the apple.

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
You eat the apple.

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
You eat the apple.

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
You eat the apple.

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Vorlin narrates 'Should have practiced search one more time, takes too damn
long at 19%  :/'

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Lochdale narrates 'fuck!'

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot>oen hatch

Lochdale narrates 'troll gets in'

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot>Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot>OPEN HATCH
Ok.

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Lochdale narrates 'at bad'

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot>WHERE
Players in your zone
--------------------
Ryoko                - Old Ruins

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot>yell GET YO' ASS OUT
Ok.

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Saving Ryoko.

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Tempest narrates 'orcs took off somewhere'

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot>lh
prac
lead horse
A pack horse starts following you.
 

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot>look
Old Ruins
The statue of a troll is here.
The corpse of the swarm of blow-flies is lying here. <-- They died horribly!
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Tempest narrates 'heh, thought I was trying to lure them inside Bree :/'

* HP:Fine Mana:Hot>t rei gig
Ok.

* Mana:Hot>
Shrouds of dark clouds roll in above you, blotting out the skies.
You feel bolder.
You feel less protected.

* Mana:Hot>armor
cast thoroughly 'armour'
You muster all of your concentration...
Rei tells you 'anythin ? ;)'

t rei no
A blue transparent wall slowly appears around you.

* Mana:Warm>
Ok.

* Mana:Warm>
Rei tells you 'hrm you plannin on entering?'

* Mana:Warm>t rei no- mobs would waste me
Ok.

* Mana:Warm>
Rei tells you 'hehe ;)'

* Mana:Warm>alias ch close hatch
Ok.

* Mana:Warm>alias oh open hatch
ch

Restafi narrates 'i have corpse on old dirty way'

* Mana:Warm>
Ok.

* Mana:Warm>oh
close hatch
Ok.

* Mana:Warm>open hatch
Ok.

* Mana:Warm>ch
oh
close hatch
Ok.

* Mana:Warm>open hatch
Ok.

* Mana:Warm>
Rei narrates 'any chants avail? ;)'

* Mana:Warm>
Lochdale narrates 'thats harkes'

* Mana:Warm>
Shrouds of dark clouds roll in above you, blotting out the skies.

* Mana:Warm>
Isóldir tells you 'hello'

* Mana:Warm>
Harke narrates 'I looted my corpse already'

* Mana:Warm>t isoldir hi
Ok.

* Mana:Warm>
Harke narrates 'Thanks for those looking for it :)'

* Mana:Warm>
Isóldir tells you 'hows it going'

* Mana:Warm>t isoldir i died to durcano0 pray to rdell, prac earthquake, now i standing one up from hatch
Ok.

* Mana:Warm>t isoldir yelling for trolls
Ok.

* Mana:Hot>
Isóldir tells you 'laugh'

* Mana:Hot>t isoldir i chucking quakes down too
Ok.

* Mana:Hot>
Isóldir tells you 'gig'

* Mana:Hot>
Shrouds of dark clouds roll in above you, blotting out the skies.

* Mana:Hot>t isoldir can you watch me?
Ok.

* Mana:Hot>
Isóldir tells you 'nope, not that high, log it'

* Mana:Hot>yell GET YER ASS OUT
Ok.

* Mana:Hot>t isoldir i trying
Ok.

* Mana:Hot>
Isóldir tells you 'nod'

* Mana:Hot>
Saving Ryoko.

* Mana:Hot>
You see some smoke north east.

* Mana:Hot>yell HI

Norglin narrates 'wave mumenators'

* Mana:Hot>
Ok.

* Mana:Hot>yell KILLLLLLLLLLLLL
Ok.

* Mana:Hot>
Shrouds of dark clouds roll in above you, blotting out the skies.

* Mana:Hot>t isoldir we are at 12 minutes and countin' with no action
Ok.

* Mana:Hot>
Isóldir tells you 'yawn'

* Mana:Burning>close hatch
Ok.

* Mana:Burning>t isoldir hell- i think i'll enter :)
Ok.

* Mana:Burning>open hatch

* Mana:Burning>
Ok.

* Mana:Burning>d
u
An Abandoned Cellar
The corpse of the orkish soldier is lying here. - i see they knew i was coming and killed themselves!
The corpse of the orkish soldier is lying here.
Exits: East Up.
A pack horse has arrived from above.

* Mana:Burning>Old Ruins
The statue of a troll is here.
The corpse of the swarm of blow-flies is lying here.
Exits: North East South West Down.
A pack horse has arrived from below.

* Mana:Burning>
Restafi narrates 'i can see that BN had a dinner during night'

* Mana:Burning>t isoldir ORC MOBS IN HATCH ARE DEAD
Ok.

* Mana:Burning>d
An Abandoned Cellar
The corpse of the orkish soldier is lying here.
The corpse of the orkish soldier is lying here.
Exits: East Up.
A pack horse has arrived from above.

* Mana:Burning>e
Rough Passageway
Exits: North South West.
A pack horse has arrived from the west.

* Mana:Burning>yell GET YER ASS OUT HERE TROLLS
Ok.

* Mana:Burning>w
u
An Abandoned Cellar
The corpse of the orkish soldier is lying here.
The corpse of the orkish soldier is lying here.
Exits: East Up.
A pack horse has arrived from the east.

* Mana:Burning>Old Ruins
The statue of a troll is here.
The corpse of the swarm of blow-flies is lying here.
Exits: North East South West Down.
A pack horse has arrived from below.

* Mana:Burning>
Isóldir tells you 'hmmm, i am the only active visible god :P'

* Mana:Burning>

* Mana:Burning>
*a Troll* has arrived from below. <-- prepare to die

* Mana:Burning>
Isóldir tells you 'we see'

* Mana:Burning>gig

Lochdale narrates 'where the orcs hiding out? i'm finished with my trollie
fun'
*a Troll* coughs loudly.

* Mana:Burning>
You giggle.

* Mana:Burning>
*a Troll* leaves west.

* Mana:Burning>
Ardent narrates 'Check Warrens...'

*>t isoldir troll SAW ME AND LEFT
Ok.

*>
Isóldir tells you 'gig'

*>yell come on
Ok.

*>
*a Troll* has arrived from the north.

*>
*a Troll* tickles you - hee hee hee.

*>gig

Shrouds of dark clouds roll in above you, blotting out the skies.

*>
You giggle.

*>sez hi
emote sez: hi
Ok.

*>
Restafi narrates 'orcs was w from Bree'

*>
*a Troll* seethes 'yes?'

*>sez i am ryoko
emote sez: i am ryoko
Ok.

*>
*a Troll* seethes 'gday'

*>exa troll

*a Troll* seethes 'im reeg' <-- REEG, THAT'S WHOSE NAME I WILL EMBLAZON ON YOUR PLAQUE
                                    WHEN YOUR HEAD IS ABOVE MY MANTLE! HAHAHAHA! 

*>*a Troll* has several bruises.
*a Troll* seems to have:
       A light wound at the right arm.
*a Troll* is using: 
<worn on body>       a soft leather jerkin (worn out)
<worn about body>    a forest green cloak (brand new)
<worn on feet>       a pair of smooth, black boots
<worn as belt>       a studded leather belt
<worn on belt>       a butcher knife (brand new)
<worn on belt>       a water skin

*>
*a Troll* seethes 'err reef' <-- Um, reef? i'll let you go with a warning this time!

*>sez nice
emote sez: nice
Ok.

*>
Ardent narrates 'Ranger corpse oermg, was it there arlier?'

*>whois reef
Reef is a level seven Mountain Troll Softskin. <-- I AM A GURU COMPARED TO HER
 
Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork.
I'm sorry, what was that last one?? 
God has spoken, don't eat pork!
Is that the word of God or is that a pig trying to outsmart everybody?


*>
Saving Ryoko.

*>sez i hope you don't mind
emote sez: i hope you don't mind
Ok.

*>
*a Troll* giggles.

*>sez but i am going to raid warrens at level 8
emote sez: but i am going to raid warrens at level 8
Ok.

*>
*a Troll* seethes 'not at all'

*>
Restafi narrates 'they killd me on old dirty road neat line'

*>pat troll

Isóldir tells you 'laugh'

*>
You pat *a Troll* on her head.

*>
Ardent narrates 'how long ago?'

*>
*a Troll* seethes 'its clear d'

*>sez that'a a girl

The evil power begins to regress...

*>emote sez: that'a a girl
Ok.

*>
Isóldir tells you 'Durcano prays 'f****ng gods, cant noone fix TRACK?!' :P'

*>SEZ get down regress
emote sez: get down regress
Ok.

*>inv
*a Troll* nods solemnly.
You are carrying:
a large sack
an apple
a dark coloured flask

*>
*a Troll* waves.

*>
*a Troll* leaves down.

*>drop apple
You drop the apple.

*>t isoldir HAHHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Ok.

*>D
An Abandoned Cellar
The corpse of the orkish soldier is lying here.
*a Troll* is standing here.
Exits: East Up.
A pack horse has arrived from above.

*>yell I WILL KILL YOU ALL
Ok.

*>wave
You wave.

*>u
Old Ruins
There is a red, delicious-looking apple here.
The statue of a troll is here.
The corpse of the swarm of blow-flies is lying here.
Exits: North East South West Down.
A pack horse has arrived from below.

*>
A vicious olog-hai yells 'G Hglr-Ojf is euoe nt O gjaeg Guzrgl!'

*>
Isóldir tells you 'you pray to durcano: but that would mean getting up and
doing some actual work :P'

*>t isoldir someone's raiding warrens :/
Ok.

*>
Rei narrates 'butcher corpses of dwarf and elf rtf?'

*>
Rei narrates 'how nice ;)'

*>d
An Abandoned Cellar
The corpse of the orkish soldier is lying here.
*a Troll* is standing here.
Exits: East Up.
A pack horse has arrived from above.

*>
*a Troll* has lost her link.

*>
*a Troll* has reconnected.

*>
Harke narrates 'Dwarf was mine'

*>
*a Troll* looks around slowly as if looking for something hidden in the room.

*>yell goddamn you trolls are no fun
Ok.

*>u
Old Ruins
There is a red, delicious-looking apple here.
The statue of a troll is here.
The corpse of the swarm of blow-flies is lying here.
Exits: North East South West Down.
A pack horse has arrived from below.

*>rh
e
ride horse
A pack horse stops following you.
You pick up a pack horse's reins, and start riding him.

* R>e
e
Blighted Land
On the ground, there are three toadstools.
Exits: North East South West Up.

*and so it ends, the trolls all knew i was coming and decided to rent, lest they be killed
          i live, with more honor and power than ever before, and now all trolls know the wrath
                of Ryoko!*





*fin*
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Ardent2000-10-25 07:57:38
Hate to be a party pooper, but you just broke a rule or two there...
It's illegal to sit and chat with someone of the other side. Or did you not know that?
And for the record, yes i am a teenager, and that's a joke I heard, that Lochdale provoked outta me. For everyone that knows who I play, I do what I can not to act like a shovunist (sp?).
I'm sure if Deor reads this log, and he will, it won't be pretty what happens, unless you get a warning. =P
Diam2000-10-25 08:01:30
Eat shit and die!
Eothen2000-10-25 08:08:05
Reef still coulda kicked the shit out of you and I don't understand why she didn't.
Lup2000-10-25 08:54:49
You're a true legend.
It takes guts to do what you just did.
I can't wait to see what you brave things you will do at level 11!
Take on Noc?

Keep up the good work.
Whity2000-10-25 09:27:41
More Rules Broken, and thats a BIG one: Isoldir leaks information
from darkie to whity side

Isóldir tells you 'Durcano prays 'f****ng gods, cant noone fix TRACK?!' :P'

I cant believe this, what do SOME ppl think they are doing???? That they
neednt obey rules just because "friends" are involved???

Whity
Skojardu2000-10-25 09:58:47
Who cares?
Durcano2000-10-25 10:26:47
not bad ... and when i narrate somth like, i am at ***, awful need help
then i will get prolly puke "help" .

> Tempest narrates 'stare he ran from me one on one, guess he had no poison :/'

well tempest, play orc then u know what is bree zone, sunlight etc.
and about poison, did i try to poison ya when i had it?
lowly snaga2000-10-25 11:13:08
demote that damn god, thats very uncool
Duvel2000-10-25 11:41:23
I liked it, and why should Reef attack? Reef is a nice player, and usually is on more for the people to talk to about RL stuff and some humour then for the game itself =)

Well U could have fought little elf, I think you could have some fun =)
Khorak2000-10-25 13:15:38
Mume has some really shitty rules...


That you cant do even few lousy socials with opposite site really bites...
If I dont want to whack someone > I will not
and NOTHING can force me.. no damn silly+twit rule
i rather be demoted

Nerf2000-10-25 18:48:29
Don't come knockin' when I'm home......
Lothar2000-10-25 18:54:59
*yawn*

Lots words, no action.
hannibal2000-10-25 19:31:39
was a lousy log, anyone could do that, and no blood!
Ryoko2000-10-25 20:39:08
1. Reef could beat my ass flat. I may be warrens raiding but i ain't stupid. A level 7 max=con troll is MORE than enough to beat down a near-naked battlemage.
2. This was LAST NIGHT, i died to durcano about 15-20 minutes ago, tempest and orf i think died later, people saw him running east. WE KNEW DURCANO WAS ON CAUSE THEY SAW HIM RUNNING right before i left i cut out the narrate that said something akin to "durcano running east". Orcs can't practice bilocate and insta-rent yet.
3. Lots words, no action?! I AM LEVEL 8, just having some fun in a stuffed-up haughty mud.
Isoldir2000-10-25 20:43:07
Hmmmm, what information was given out? We all knew that Durcano was LB. It was more of a humerous comment than anything else.
Ryoko2000-10-25 20:56:02
No blood? That swarm of blow-flies died horribly!
Revan2000-10-25 21:29:39
WOW way to go nice talking!
Wendle2000-10-25 22:57:40
Baah.....let the little fella have fun :p
a snaga named s2000-10-26 01:38:38
isoldir you silly fuck, stop trying to cover for yourself. you should be demoted for giving out any cross race info regardless of what one side knows. if you want to have some fun conversations with your buddy players then dont log your ainu, a lot can change in 5 minutes you ass.
Tabris2000-10-26 02:23:48
"Stuffed-up haughty mud"

Yeah, you guys could lighten up a bit...
Jessie2000-10-26 03:20:26
*comfort* Isoldir. Hey now people is this game actually supposed to be fun?
Juston2000-10-26 03:50:03
RULES FUN

A person in MUME is not to have fun or do anything slightly resembling fun. Doing so is grounds for demotion.

RULES ON MUME.NET

No interesting log is to be submitted to http://www.mume.net. The 19209239th overkill log and the 2821982041092nd supergroup log are acceptable. Actually, it doesn't matter, since you going to be flamed by ppl without the guts to show their name either way.

RULES BEING INTERESTING

Doing something cool or crazy is also grounds for demotion. Our dream is to recreate Tolkien's Arda with huge groups running around trapping with poisoned warswords and supermages with storeports and fireballs. Deviating is grounds for demotion.

Sorry ppl, rules are against ya.
an *orc* named2000-10-26 04:26:48
juston go stick your dick in a light socket, i bet that would be a lot of fun
A *man* named j2000-10-26 05:49:37
Oh yeah thanks for reminding me makan.

RULES COMMENTS

ALL comments on mume.net must include one or more of the following concepts:
-the words fuck, damn, dick, etc.
-made under an unknown moniker
-flames on a player's rl
-jokes about a person's rl age
-whiny
-written in another language- then flame
ONLY 10 PERCENT OF ALL COMMENTS CAN BE LOGICAL AND WELL-WRITTEN. COMPLIANCE IS MANDATORY!

and btw makan, you first
unknown2000-10-26 06:47:08
damn it, what a fucking dick....what are you, a 5 year old pussy....*whine*.....pero no puedo salir....do i comply ?
Jessie2000-10-26 08:08:27
My point exactly.
Unknown2000-10-26 09:28:54
i wish that i was jessies girl
Someone2000-10-26 23:02:46
What!?! Is that more fuckin whining from *Unknown*?

SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Someone2000-10-26 23:03:38
ohhhhh, nice log Ryoko :)
Wierd Al2000-10-27 06:38:52
All the Goyens say I'm pretty fly for a Rabi!!!!!!
jessie2000-10-30 05:46:31
*wink* unknown.
Unknown2006-03-01 19:24:40
bitch i kill u bitch
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