* S C HP:Fine>A Dark Tunnel
A grey-skinned mountain troll stands here.
A grey-skinned mountain troll stands here.
Exits: South West.
* S C HP:Fine>A Dark Tunnel
Exits: East West.
* S C HP:Fine>w
w
A Dark Tunnel
A large earth troll is digging here, looking for some tasty morsels.
Exits: East West.
* S C HP:Fine>A Dark Tunnel
Exits: North East.
* S C HP:Fine>n
A Dark Tunnel
A large earth troll is digging here, looking for some tasty morsels.
Exits: South Up.
* S C HP:Fine>u
Dark Warped Woods
Some roots lie here waiting to ensnare weary travelers.
*a Troll* is standing here.
Exits: East South West Down.
You are trapped by some roots.		<- This could’ve been disasterous
* S C HP:Fine>
Koran narrates 'please can someone help me i am near BM under a bridge hiding
from some wild dogs'
* S C HP:Fine>get horn backpack
wield bow
put fang backpack
You get a black horn shortbow from a leather backpack.
* S C HP:Fine>
You stop using a nasty orkish fang.
You skillfully wield a black horn shortbow, prepared for battle.
* S C HP:Fine>
You put a nasty orkish fang in a leather backpack.
* S C HP:Fine>
shoot *troll*
You shoot *a Troll*'s body extremely hard.
* S C HP:Fine *a Troll*:Hurt>shoot *troll*	<-- aha – he already in shit
*a Troll* says 'ahh'
You shoot *a Troll*'s right leg extremely hard and shatter it.
* S C HP:Fine *a Troll*:Hurt>shoot *troll*
You shoot *a Troll*'s body extremely hard and shatter it.
* S C HP:Fine *a Troll*:Wounded>shoot *troll*
*a Troll* says 'MAN'
You shoot *a Troll*'s left leg extremely hard and shatter it.
* S C HP:Fine *a Troll*:Bad>shoot *troll*
*a Troll* says 'STOP IT'
You shoot *a Troll*'s left leg very hard and shatter it.
* S C HP:Fine *a Troll*:Bad>shoot *troll*
*a Troll* says 'BITCH'	<- I think I nearly pissed myself laffing by this point
You shoot *a Troll*'s right hand extremely hard and shatter it.
*a Troll* is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
* S C HP:Fine *a Troll*:Dying>shoot *troll*
You shoot *a Troll*'s body extremely hard and shatter it.
You receive your share of experience.
Yes! 
You're beginning to get the idea.
Your blood freezes as you hear *a Troll*'s death cry.
*a Troll* is dead! R.I.P.
get coins corpse
* S C HP:Fine>
You get a pile of coins from the corpse of *a Troll*.
There was 4 silver pennies and 46 copper pennies.


Aye, a noobie indeed, but nothing funnier than watching them beg and go down screaming…
(was Spiderman btw)