Want you know what is lame
posted by Berin
2000-10-31 11:19:50
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Boss come in room and i went 20 sec afk, we were looking for ma in sewers, i sad
Ellara leaves west.
Dorfl leaves west.
You follow Dorfl.
Deadend Tunnel
A slender but well-muscled man seems to melt into the shadows.
A slender but well-muscled man seems to melt into the shadows.
A burly bodyguard stands here, a dour expression on his face.
A burly bodyguard stands here, a dour expression on his face.
A burly bodyguard stands here, a dour expression on his face.
A burly bodyguard stands here, a dour expression on his face.
A slender but well-muscled man seems to melt into the shadows.
A burly bodyguard stands here, a dour expression on his face.
A burly bodyguard stands here, a dour expression on his face.
A slender but well-muscled man seems to melt into the shadows.
A slender but well-muscled man seems to melt into the shadows.
A slender but well-muscled man seems to melt into the shadows.
A burly bodyguard stands here, a dour expression on his face.
A burly bodyguard stands here, a dour expression on his face.
A burly bodyguard stands here, a dour expression on his face.
A burly bodyguard stands here, a dour expression on his face.

* W C HP:Fine>
Dorfl intercepts a strong bodyguard's blow.
A strong bodyguard strongly slashes Dorfl's right foot and tickles it.
A strong bodyguard tries to slash Ellara, but she parries successfully.
An experienced assassin joins a strong bodyguard's fight.
An experienced assassin joins an experienced assassin's fight.
A strong bodyguard joins an experienced assassin's fight.
An experienced assassin joins a strong bodyguard's fight.
A strong bodyguard joins a strong bodyguard's fight.
A strong bodyguard joins a strong bodyguard's fight.
A strong bodyguard joins a strong bodyguard's fight.
An experienced assassin joins a strong bodyguard's fight.
An experienced assassin lightly pierces your body and tickles it.
An experienced assassin pierces Dorfl's left hand hard and tickles it.
A strong bodyguard strongly slashes Dorfl's body and tickles it.
A strong bodyguard barely slashes Dorfl's right hand and tickles it.
A strong bodyguard lightly slashes Dorfl's body and tickles it.
An experienced assassin pierces Dorfl's head hard and tickles it.
A strong bodyguard lightly slashes Ellara's body and tickles it.
An experienced assassin lightly pierces Ellara's body and tickles it.
Ellara swiftly dodges an experienced assassin's attempt to pierce her.

* W C HP:Fine an experienced assassin:Healthy>
A strong bodyguard joins a strong bodyguard's fight.
A strong bodyguard joins a strong bodyguard's fight.
A strong bodyguard joins a strong bodyguard's fight.
An experienced assassin joins an experienced assassin's fight.
An experienced assassin pierces your left hand and tickles it.
A strong bodyguard lightly slashes Ellara's right leg and tickles it.
A strong bodyguard lightly slashes Ellara's body and tickles it.
A strong bodyguard slashes Ellara's right arm.

* W C HP:Fine an experienced assassin:Healthy>
A strong bodyguard joins an experienced assassin's fight.
A strong bodyguard barely slashes Dorfl's right leg and tickles it.
You pierce an experienced assassin's left leg extremely hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
Ellara tries to slash a strong bodyguard, but he parries successfully.
Dorfl cleaves a strong bodyguard's right arm extremely hard.

* W C HP:Fine an experienced assassin:Fine>
Ellara panics, and attempts to flee.
Ellara panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.

* W C HP:Fine an experienced assassin:Fine>
Ellara panics, and attempts to flee.
Ellara panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.
Dorfl panics, and attempts to flee.
Dorfl leaves east.

* W C HP:Fine an experienced assassin:Fine>
A strong bodyguard lightly slashes Ellara's right leg and tickles it.

* W C HP:Fine an experienced assassin:Fine>
Ellara panics, and attempts to flee.

* W C HP:Fine an experienced assassin:Fine>
Ellara panics, and attempts to flee.

* W C HP:Fine an experienced assassin:Fine>
Ellara panics, and attempts to flee.
Ellara leaves east.
An experienced assassin joins an experienced assassin's fight.
A strong bodyguard joins an experienced assassin's fight.

* W C HP:Fine an experienced assassin:Fine>
An experienced assassin joins an experienced assassin's fight.
You feel less protected.
An experienced assassin lightly pierces your left arm and tickles it.

* W C HP:Fine an experienced assassin:Fine>
A strong bodyguard joins an experienced assassin's fight.

* W C HP:Fine an experienced assassin:Fine>
An experienced assassin pierces your left foot extremely hard.
An experienced assassin pierces your left arm hard.
An experienced assassin pierces your right leg extremely hard.

* W C HP:Hurt an experienced assassin:Fine>
A strong bodyguard joins an experienced assassin's fight.
You swiftly dodge a strong bodyguard's attempt to slash you.
A strong bodyguard strongly slashes your body.
A strong bodyguard slashes your body hard.

* W C HP:Wounded an experienced assassin:Fine>
You try to pierce an experienced assassin, but he parries successfully.

* W C HP:Wounded an experienced assassin:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* W C HP:Wounded an experienced assassin:Fine>
An experienced assassin pierces your body.

* W C HP:Wounded an experienced assassin:Fine>
A strong bodyguard slashes your body.
An experienced assassin pierces your left foot extremely hard and shatters it.

* W C HP:Bad an experienced assassin:Fine>
Ellara has arrived from the east.
Dorfl has arrived from the east.

* W C HP:Bad an experienced assassin:Fine>
An experienced assassin pierces your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* W C HP:Bad an experienced assassin:Fine>
Ellara swiftly dodges an experienced assassin's attempt to pierce her.
A strong bodyguard joins an experienced assassin's fight.
A strong bodyguard joins a strong bodyguard's fight.
A strong bodyguard barely slashes Dorfl's left foot and tickles it.
A strong bodyguard slashes Ellara's left arm and tickles it.
A strong bodyguard tries to slash Ellara, but she parries successfully.

* W C HP:Bad an experienced assassin:Fine>
A strong bodyguard joins a strong bodyguard's fight.
A strong bodyguard joins a strong bodyguard's fight.
A strong bodyguard joins a strong bodyguard's fight.
An experienced assassin joins a strong bodyguard's fight.
Dorfl swiftly dodges an experienced assassin's attempt to pierce him.
A strong bodyguard slashes Dorfl's right hand hard and tickles it.
A strong bodyguard slashes Dorfl's body hard and tickles it.
A strong bodyguard lightly slashes Ellara's body and tickles it.
A strong bodyguard slashes your left arm and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
An experienced assassin pierces your head extremely hard and shatters it.
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

* W C HP:Awful an experienced assassin:Fine>
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WARNING: inactivity timeout in 10 seconds.

* W C HP:Awful an experienced assassin:Fine>
You can't do that while fighting.

* W C HP:Awful an experienced assassin:Fine>
You feel a strong ache there!
You are mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.
Ouch! 
You lose a level!

You are dead! Sorry...


o W C HP:Awful>
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WARNING: inactivity timeout in 10 seconds.

* W C HP:Awful>3/183 hit, 133/133 mana, and 111/111 moves.

* W C HP:Awful>
Dorfl tells you '?'

* W C HP:Awful>
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WARNING: inactivity timeout in 10 seconds.

* W C HP:Awful>6/183 hit, 133/133 mana, and 111/111 moves.

* W C HP:Awful>sleep
You go to sleep.

* W C HP:Awful>
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WARNING: inactivity timeout in 10 seconds.

* W C HP:Awful>11/183 hit, 133/133 mana, and 111/111 moves.

* W C HP:Awful>info
You are a male Noldo.
You are 102 years old. It's your birthday today!
You have played 16 days and 12 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Berin the Grey Wizard (level 42).
You are six feet two and weigh eleven stone and eight pounds.
Perception: vision 50, hearing -40, smell -75. Alertness: normal.
You must have been sent on Arda to free it from the sorrows that weigh upon it.
You are welcome in Bree, Shire, Fornost, the Grey Havens, and Rivendell.
You are carrying 0 pounds of equipment. Peanuts.
Your base abilities are: Str:12 Int:20 Wis:18 Dex:13 Con:12 Wil:15 Per:12.
Offensive Bonus: 105%, Dodging Bonus: -55%, Parrying Bonus: 0%.
You are not wearing any armour.
You have 13/183 hit, 133/133 mana, and 111/111 movement points.
You will flee if your hit points go below 120. 
Your mood is wimpy.
You have scored 23,428,287 experience points and you have 112,022 travel
points.
You have won great renown in battles for the armies of the West.
You need 1,021,713 exp. points and 0 travel points to reach the next level.
You have 0 copper.
You are speaking Westron.
You will swim if necessary.
You will climb if necessary.

*** Return: continue, b: back one page, r: redisplay, q:quit (93%) ***
[sco]
WARNING: inactivity timeout in 10 seconds.

*** Return: continue, b: back one page, r: redisplay, q:quit (93%) ***
You are subjected to the following temporary effects:
- Mandos sleep for 11 hours.

* W C HP:Awful>
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Berin2000-10-31 11:38:46
Well i got reimb for this, was bugged load, thanks to management it is working in this case.
Glader2000-10-31 11:49:33
You're one lucky fuck.
Moonshade2000-10-31 12:19:22
Nice you got reimb at least :)
Ariala2000-10-31 12:41:56
Ma zone have spme bugs
heh it was fun to have bug (watch room MA for dwarf with int+wis 14)
Driz2000-10-31 12:50:39
Ponder i died sameway in spring this year and retired since. Cause of level+age
loss. Seems Reimb only works for some.
Duvel2000-10-31 12:56:12
Yeah this seems to me some work for a quaker =))))

Heh
Bök2000-10-31 13:04:04
Hmm why you didnt loose age as you died ?
Lucky sonovabitch.
Quaker2000-10-31 13:40:30
YES!!! BLOOOD!!!
Focus2000-10-31 13:50:01
I think I would die in 1 round if I quaked there.
Khwaj2000-10-31 14:17:48
Trolls sundies linkless and wont get reimb but you lose one level and get reimb
Way too go !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Duvel2000-10-31 14:32:45
That is called democracy Khwaj, it is fair and good, don't you know? =P

It is a puke and u are a darkie, that is the difference.

I didn't even get reimbourse for Darq when he sundied due to a bug in sleepspell.

=P
Berin2000-10-31 15:08:55
I got reimb cause it was mume bug, those mobs shouldn't be there, atleast not so many, it's all. I died many times with many chars and never got it, this is first time :)
Ainagul2000-10-31 15:26:08
From personal experience on reimbs:

1) report the death in a bug-manner using appropriate language
2) start reeqing
3) try to find the vala that takes pride in that certain zone the accident happened in (most probably the builder)
4) offer help in explaining the bug etc
5) dont ask for reimb...it will be offered :)

A. <- has faith in management
Uinen2000-10-31 15:58:42
I don't think quaking there would be a good idea :).
Chauncey2000-10-31 16:01:49
Those MA bodyguards piss me off, I think that after MA rips it should be mudlled that they return to his room.
elroh2000-10-31 16:09:20
I quaked once MA bodyguards. They were 22 mobs total, + 2 tarantulas. First
quake was most hurting, cause they weren't agg yet, so i got 1 round delay.
But after that all went smooth... They hit you, you parry/dodge half of them,
quake goes through, and you flee out... those 22 mobs gave me total 250k exp
then (cause i hadn't done MA almost at all with this char)... So if you ever
have questions about quaking mobs, ask me.
Stormblast2000-10-31 16:37:56
If you have any questions about quaking hedgehogs and my latest "10 ways to abuse an elven corpse" release, or where to order it, ask me!
Chauncey2000-10-31 16:53:54
LMAO @ Stormblast! That was fucking hilarious man!
Feriand2000-10-31 18:25:50
Try quakin with full metal on and armour spell up
(If you can carry the metal you wear its ok.. screw the defence)
Guardian + co made like 1hp hits as long as armour was on.. and when it
wen't down it wasn't too bad either

Since these mobs don't bash a metal setted caster would rock em easy
Johannes2000-10-31 18:38:19
I've seen bigger mobspam!
Niccolo2000-10-31 21:40:45
Strange, I have seen that many bodyguards load at MA semi-frequently. I always thought it was a feature!
botesia2000-10-31 22:14:15
those moria patrols give about 50-60k apiece if you can time/track/quake em...
Khwaj2000-10-31 23:31:48
I lost my link thats mumebug enough for me :)

Mayavi2000-11-01 04:07:39

Well those mobs were there cause of me actually, when i did MA.
And to think that I had to kill the MA while those mobs protected him!

He died tho. He went away one room and WHACK!
Nerf2000-11-01 05:57:32
You are full of shit Mayavi
Berin2000-11-01 14:43:07
We killed almost all MA bodyguards some 2-3 mins before, so they coul'd be hardly there again, after that 3 min, and what more, all in one room.
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