Ardent eats it.
posted by Mumbojumbo
2000-11-01 00:46:00
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hehe well lame stabberwhore logg of how nicely trolls can come into play.. puke
A Smelly Tunnel
*a Dwarf* is standing here.
Exits: South Up.

* W S HP:Fine Mana:Warm Move:Tired>bd
backstab dwarf
You begin to move silently to the back of your victim...

wa
*a Dwarf* makes a strange sound, as you place a nasty orkish fang in his back.

* W S HP:Fine Mana:Hot Move:Tired *a Dwarf*:Hurt>wield axe
You stop using a nasty orkish fang.
You decisively wield a mighty dwarven axe, looking very evil-minded.
You are too weak to use this axe effectively.

* W S HP:Fine Mana:Hot Move:Tired *a Dwarf*:Hurt>
*a Dwarf* fumbles and hits himself HARD.

* W S HP:Fine Mana:Hot Move:Tired *a Dwarf*:Wounded>
*a Dwarf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Dwarf* LEAVES vv S O U T H vv.

o W S HP:Fine Mana:Hot Move:Tired>k *dwarf*
s
k *dwarf*
They aren't here.

o W S HP:Fine Mana:Hot Move:Tired>A Smelly Tunnel
The corpse of a swarm of blow-flies is lying here.
A fierce bat is here, lusting for your blood.
*a Dwarf* is standing here.
Exits: North East South.

* W S HP:Fine Mana:Hot Move:Tired>*a Dwarf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Dwarf* LEAVES E A S T.

* W S HP:Fine Mana:Hot Move:Tired *a Dwarf*:Wounded>
*a Troll* has arrived from the north.
*a Dwarf* has arrived from the east.
You approach *a Dwarf*, trying to cleave him.

* W S HP:Fine Mana:Hot Move:Tired *a Dwarf*:Wounded>k *dwarf*

*a Dwarf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Dwarf* LEAVES N O R T H.

o W S HP:Fine Mana:Hot Move:Tired>n
They aren't here.
*a Troll* LEAVES N O R T H.

o W S HP:Fine Mana:Hot Move:Tired>k *dwarf*
A Smelly Tunnel
The corpse of a swarm of blow-flies is lying here.
A fierce bat is here, lusting for your blood.
*a Dwarf* is here, fighting *a Troll*.
*a Troll* is here, fighting *a Dwarf*.
Exits: North East South.

* W S HP:Fine Mana:Hot Move:Tired>n
k *dwarf*
* W S HP:Fine Mana:Hot Move:Tired *a Dwarf*:Awful *a Troll*:Fine>
You cleave *a Dwarf*'s left foot extremely hard and shatter it.
*a Dwarf* is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

* W S HP:Fine Mana:Hot Move:Tired *a Dwarf*:Awful *a Troll*:Fine>k *dwarf*
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* W S HP:Fine Mana:Hot Move:Tired *a Dwarf*:Awful *a Troll*:Fine>
You're already figh
ting!

* W S HP:Fine Mana:Hot Move:Tired *a Dwarf*:Awful *a Troll*:Fine>
You're already figh
ting!

* W S HP:Fine Mana:Hot Move:Tired *a Dwarf*:Awful *a Troll*:Fine>
*a Troll* pounds *a Dwarf*'s right foot extremely hard and shatters it.
Your blood freezes as you hear *a Dwarf*'s death cry.
*a Dwarf* is dead! R.I.P.
A shadow slowly rises above the corpse of *a Dwarf*.


A shadow makes a strange sound but is suddenly very silent, as you place a
nasty orkish fang in its back.
You receive your share of experience.
**Yawn** Boring kill, wasn't it?
Your blood freezes as you hear a shadow's death cry.
A shadow is dead! R.I.P.
A shadow disappears into nothing.

You get a fortune in gold from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
There was 85 gold coins, 5 silver pennies, and 55 copper pennies.
corpse (here) : 
a water skin
a fragrant-smelling bag
a gem-inlaid knife (brand new)
a sable pouch
a broad silver belt
an engraved broadsword (brand new)
a keyring with a key and a set of lock picks
a leather backpack
a fine grey cloak (brand new)
a bejewelled oak staff; it has a soft glowing aura
a thin pair of rigid leather sleeves (used)
a thin pair of leather gloves (worn out)
a black pair of padded boots (brand new)
a thin pair of soft leather trousers (worn out)
a plain hood (brand new)
a white chain mail jerkin (brand new)
a banded ring
a ring
a studded leather belt
a sturdy weapon harness
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bunghol2000-11-01 00:54:07
*eat staff* haa haa haa
Unknown2000-11-01 01:20:05
Is Ardent the worst mumer ever?
rodan322000-11-01 01:27:44
I know Bunghol personally. He's in the rest room, and I can only surmise he's crapping out that staff.
Ethar2000-11-01 01:41:24
wellll hes probably better than you unknown, and at least he isnt an asshole *wink*
MumboJumbo2000-11-01 02:36:11
.::.
(o)(O)
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boooohjakkka
grimble2000-11-01 02:53:36
heh if you are gonna flame someone at least give the courtesy of using your name.
Dramon2000-11-01 03:28:45
oki.. was me.. erhm.. huh?

*tired, confused, very tired and lots confused*
Ardent2000-11-01 03:52:05
Am I the worst MUME player ever? *ponder* Heard narrate of you going south from nexus then I eat stab... *shrug*
I personally think I'd be a lot better at this game if I wasn't on a perma-500+ ms link. But hey, shit happens. That's why I try to avoid pk.
I'm just curious as to why someone would want to "eat puke foci"... It's extremely time consuming to make, along with leveling a troll (which I olog'd and got sunripped). And think sunripping a troll and destroying puke foci are completely stupid... Who was troll btw?
Dramon2000-11-01 04:07:26
well like i said, i didnt loot anything i didnt need.. except for sword.. but trolls got that anyways =P
i agree on the part about not eating staffs, its a game.. and games are ment to be fun, not just for yerself but also for the ppl you play with/against..
Forin2000-11-01 04:13:26
Use the staff to get a lockpick upgrade, or some xps from Thrakghash.
Ardent2000-11-01 04:22:13
Or die with it, and lemme get the staff back! I hate making focus, as any char... And my Bn ain't good 'nuff to survive in pk yet, only got three. =(
bunghol2000-11-01 04:45:53
i was troll, i eat staves
bunghol2000-11-01 04:47:24
if i would have looted the staff and the gold, i may have kept it and had an orc make a charred staff. Either way you would lose it, staves cost too much to just hold every casters staff, expecially when you kill more than one.
Queef2000-11-01 05:09:43
If you avoid pk situations, stay out of warrens.
Kakarot2000-11-01 05:14:35
He's not the worst player ever ..laugh...we all die...it happens
He got and unlucky break ate stab and armour down so he dies fast
in warrens...not to mention he's on a crap link like most of us
in usa. Least he's got enough balls to leave his name after he
posts...people like that are the worst players cause they arn't man
enough to stand behind what they say.
Ardent2000-11-01 06:04:44
I was following Forin. Can't all of a sudden say "hey! Let's NOT go there!" Already got Balzak, which I missed kill on...
balzak2000-11-01 06:29:11
i was afk at cave, it too you long enough
Ethar2000-11-01 08:29:24
my 220ms link rocks!1
Glader2000-11-01 10:39:52
First of all I definately didn't get it, like hurt - incap, but then I realise he was a caster, and I felt that I've seen that myself so comfort whoever.
Duvel2000-11-01 11:39:08
Well it was wounded incap in smelly, and he caster. If he was hobbit he could be incap too (not so much chance tho). Playing with 500+ms link is a pain in the arse, I play sometimes from home, and with my 800ms link I died to Pandion at outpost, couldn't just run from him cause link was too slow =P

*comf*

and about puke foci: they are hard to make, but pukes sundie me with sleep, or other ways too. I usually make charred staffs from them to use on pukes in warrens during raids. Too bad they decay like draughts =(
Tiá2000-11-01 11:58:30
*hug Ardent*
I play from perma 700-900ms link, and my ISP *WILL* boot me in the behind every 2 hrs, guaranteed. So it's a pain in the butt doing ANYthing, and being a caster doesn't help a bit. Kinda like during nordunet freeze the other day, was playing my mage, my link got bad before anyone else's, we all get get utterly linkdead at fine, i come back dead, rest of group is wounded-bad, i get the honor of being only casualty as usual. :P It sucks goats. At least i didnt have that problem when i followed ginlon into warrens the other day tho :>

Cheer up, level up, sail, make another staff, and go kick everyone's asses!
grunge2000-11-01 12:44:53
I don't think i ever got a solo pk until my link dropped to about 300ms...
500ms i perma die, infact, i visited my pa recently and died a few times with
that link....shrug
link is all
Dramon2000-11-01 17:38:24
btw, i dont think there was anything wrong with how he played..
he ate stab, then 2 trolls came inside warrens and did some damage on him without armour..
Glendale2000-11-01 17:56:33
Comf. Ardent. If it makes you feel any better I ripped last night at tendrils to a bunch of trolls. Wasn't the brightest move in the world trying to get in one more bash on that wounded troll...insta smite/pound death...the most embarassing thing of all was that Nerf was one of the trolls. I'll take that worst ppl title unknown.
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