Three Times Is The Charm
posted by Forin
2000-11-01 01:41:56
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Forin decides to have some fun inside NOC mines.
/* 2000-11-01						      */
/* Forin was rather bored and decided to have some fun inside */
/* NOC mines. An Orc had been xping on slavemasters.	      */

* Mana:Burning>tr
You carefully examine the ground around you, looking for tracks...

sd door
You see:
   - a track of a Dwarf coming from the west (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *an Orc* leading north (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *an Orc* coming from the west (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *an Orc* leading west (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *an Orc* coming from the north (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *an Orc* coming from the east (done less than 2 hours ago).
   - a track of *an Orc* leading east (done less than 2 hours ago).
   - a track of a Dwarf leading west (done less than 2 hours ago).
   - a track of a Dwarf coming from the north (done less than 3 hours ago).
   - a track of a Dwarf leading north (done less than 3 hours ago).


You stop searching.

* Mana:Burning>
Gonfor narrates 'any newbie near gh need help with the yew longbow quest?'

* Mana:Burning>e
Mineshaft
There are two war arrows here.
Exits: North South West.

* Mana:Burning>n
Foreman's Office
The corpse of Guthblug the Foreman is lying here.
Exits: South.

* Mana:Burning>s
Mineshaft
On the ground, there are two war arrows.
Exits: North South West.

* Mana:Burning>w
Ore Pit
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
An elven slave is standing here.
An elven slave is standing here.
An elven slave is standing here.
Exits: North East South West.

* Mana:Burning>n
At a Checkpoint
A water barrel has been left here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The butchered corpse of a large bat is lying here.
The corpse of an orc assassin is lying here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The corpse of a large bat is lying here.
The corpse of a large bat is lying here.
*an Orc* is standing here.
Exits: North South West.

* Mana:Burning>
*an Orc* leaves south.

* Mana:Burning>ktt
[kill *orc*]
They aren't here.

* Mana:Burning>s
ktt
[kill *orc*]
Ore Pit
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
An elven slave is standing here.
An elven slave is standing here.
An elven slave is standing here.
Exits: North East South West.

* Mana:Burning>They aren't here.

* Mana:Burning>
*an Orc* has arrived from the west.

* Mana:Burning>ktt
[kill *orc*]
* Mana:Burning *an Orc*:Fine>
You cleave *an Orc*'s right arm extremely hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

* Mana:Burning *an Orc*:Fine>{bash;stand}
*an Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
Your victim has disappeared!
*an Orc* leaves south.

* Mana:Burning>
You are already standing.

* Mana:Burning>ktt
[kill *orc*]
They aren't here.
*an Orc* has arrived from the south.

* Mana:Burning>ktt
[kill *orc*]
* Mana:Burning *an Orc*:Fine>
You approach *an Orc*, trying to cleave him.

ktt
[kill *orc*]
* Mana:Burning *an Orc*:Fine>
*an Orc* strongly slashes your left leg and tickles it.
You cleave *an Orc*'s body extremely hard.

* HP:Fine Mana:Burning *an Orc*:Hurt>*an Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Orc* leaves south.
They aren't here.

* HP:Fine Mana:Burning>{bash;stand}
Bash what or whom?

* HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
You are already standing.
*an Orc* has arrived from the south.

* HP:Fine Mana:Burning>ktt
[kill *orc*]
* HP:Fine Mana:Burning *an Orc*:Hurt>
You approach *an Orc*, trying to cleave him.

* HP:Fine Mana:Burning *an Orc*:Hurt>
*an Orc* strongly slashes your right arm and tickles it.

* HP:Fine Mana:Burning *an Orc*:Hurt>
*an Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Orc* leaves north.
Prosit narrates 'implithura stod with khuzur. I sneaked in and shatterd him'

* HP:Fine Mana:Burning>ktt
[kill *orc*]
They aren't here.

* HP:Fine Mana:Burning>n
At a Checkpoint
A water barrel has been left here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The butchered corpse of a large bat is lying here.
The corpse of an orc assassin is lying here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The corpse of a large bat is lying here.
The corpse of a large bat is lying here.
Exits: North South West.

* HP:Fine Mana:Burning>ktt
[kill *orc*]
* HP:Fine Mana:Burning *an Orc*:Hurt>
*an Orc* has arrived from the north.
You cleave *an Orc*'s body extremely hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

* HP:Fine Mana:Burning *an Orc*:Hurt>n

Prosit narrates '!!!'

* HP:Fine Mana:Burning *an Orc*:Hurt>ktt
[kill *orc*]
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* HP:Fine Mana:Burning *an Orc*:Hurt>*an Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Orc* leaves south.
They aren't here.

* HP:Fine Mana:Burning>ktt
[kill *orc*]
They aren't here.

* HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
*an Orc* has arrived from the south.

* HP:Fine Mana:Burning>ktt
[kill *orc*]
* HP:Fine Mana:Burning *an Orc*:Hurt>
You approach *an Orc*, trying to cleave him.

* HP:Fine Mana:Burning *an Orc*:Hurt>
Prosit narrates 'kucks ass to be dwarf'

* HP:Fine *an Orc*:Hurt>
*an Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Orc* leaves north.

* HP:Fine>n
ktt
[kill *orc*]
Mineshaft
*an Orc* is standing here.
Exits: South West.

* HP:Fine>* HP:Fine *an Orc*:Hurt>
You cleave *an Orc*'s head extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

* HP:Fine *an Orc*:Hurt>
*an Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Orc* panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.

* HP:Fine *an Orc*:Hurt>
*an Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.

* HP:Fine *an Orc*:Hurt>
*an Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Orc* leaves south.

* HP:Fine>ktt
[kill *orc*]
ktt
[kill *orc*]
They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>s
ktt
[kill *orc*]
At a Checkpoint
A water barrel has been left here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The butchered corpse of a large bat is lying here.
The corpse of an orc assassin is lying here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The corpse of a large bat is lying here.
The corpse of a large bat is lying here.
Exits: North South West.

* HP:Fine>They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>ktt
[kill *orc*]
They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>ktt
[kill *orc*]
They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>s
Ore Pit
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
An elven slave is standing here.
An elven slave is standing here.
An elven slave is standing here.
Exits: North East South West.

* HP:Fine>ktt
[kill *orc*]
They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>w
ktt
[kill *orc*]
Drafty Tunnel
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of an elven slave is lying here.
An orc-guard is on patrol here.
An orc-guard is on patrol here.
Exits: East Up.
An orc-guard yells 'O Bwalz uz nilu ad Brawty Guhwel!'
An orc-guard yells 'A Bvorg eg zara od Elewpy Gewwul!'

* HP:Fine>They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>e
Ore Pit
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
An elven slave is standing here.
An elven slave is standing here.
An elven slave is standing here.
Exits: North East South West.

* HP:Fine>ktt
[kill *orc*]
They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>n
ktt
[kill *orc*]
At a Checkpoint
A water barrel has been left here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The butchered corpse of a large bat is lying here.
The corpse of an orc assassin is lying here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The corpse of a large bat is lying here.
The corpse of a large bat is lying here.
Exits: North South West.

* HP:Fine>They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>trtt
[track *orc*]
You carefully examine the ground around you, looking for tracks...

You see some tracks of *an Orc* leading south
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

* HP:Fine>s
Ore Pit
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
An elven slave is standing here.
An elven slave is standing here.
An elven slave is standing here.
*an Orc* is standing here.
Exits: North East South West.
Aha, you have found your victim!

* HP:Fine>
*an Orc* leaves north.

* HP:Fine>ktt
[kill *orc*]
They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>
Eldacil narrates 'need bobber!northern downs'

* HP:Fine>n
At a Checkpoint
A water barrel has been left here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The butchered corpse of a large bat is lying here.
The corpse of an orc assassin is lying here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The corpse of a large bat is lying here.
The corpse of a large bat is lying here.
Exits: North South West.

* HP:Fine>n
ktt
[kill *orc*]
Mineshaft
Exits: South West.

* HP:Fine>They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>w
ktt
[kill *orc*]
Entrance to Mines
Exits: North East.

* HP:Fine>They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>n
ktt
[kill *orc*]
A Cave
A rusty pickaxe with a broken handle lies discarded here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
Exits: South West.
The elite orc-guard cleaves your body and tickles it.

* HP:Fine the elite orc-guard:Healthy>They aren't here.

* HP:Fine the elite orc-guard:Healthy>
You swiftly dodge the elite orc-guard's attempt to cleave you.

* HP:Fine the elite orc-guard:Healthy>flee
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!
You cleave the elite orc-guard's left arm extremely hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

* HP:Fine the elite orc-guard:Fine>
Luther narrates 'Man on the plains north of the Old forest up from OER'

* HP:Fine the elite orc-guard:Fine>flee
PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!
An elite orc-guard lightly cleaves your body and tickles it.

* HP:Fine the elite orc-guard:Fine>flee
PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!

* HP:Fine the elite orc-guard:Fine>flee
You flee head over heels.
Entrance to Mines
Exits: North East.

* HP:Fine>e
Mineshaft
Exits: South West.

* HP:Fine>s
At a Checkpoint
A water barrel has been left here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The butchered corpse of a large bat is lying here.
The corpse of an orc assassin is lying here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The corpse of a large bat is lying here.
The corpse of a large bat is lying here.
Exits: North South West.

* HP:Fine>
*an Orc* has arrived from the west.

* HP:Fine>s
Ore Pit
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
An elven slave is standing here.
An elven slave is standing here.
An elven slave is standing here.
Exits: North East South West.

* HP:Fine>ktt
[kill *orc*]
They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>n
ktt
[kill *orc*]
At a Checkpoint
A water barrel has been left here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The butchered corpse of a large bat is lying here.
The corpse of an orc assassin is lying here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The corpse of a large bat is lying here.
The corpse of a large bat is lying here.
Exits: North South West.

* HP:Fine>They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>n
ktt
[kill *orc*]
Mineshaft
*an Orc* is standing here.
Exits: South West.

* HP:Fine>* HP:Fine *an Orc*:Wounded>
Goof narrates 'are all MUME bottle no deposit? *ponder*'
You cleave *an Orc*'s left arm extremely hard and shatter it.

* HP:Fine *an Orc*:Wounded>{bash;stand}

*an Orc* bleeds from open wounds.

* HP:Fine *an Orc*:Wounded>
*an Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Orc* leaves south.

* HP:Fine>Bash what or whom?

* HP:Fine>
You are already standing.

* HP:Fine>ktt
[kill *orc*]
They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>ktt
[kill *orc*]
They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>ktt
[kill *orc*]
They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>ktt
[kill *orc*]
They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>ktt
[kill *orc*]
They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>s
ktt
[kill *orc*]
At a Checkpoint
A water barrel has been left here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The butchered corpse of a large bat is lying here.
The corpse of an orc assassin is lying here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The corpse of a large bat is lying here.
The corpse of a large bat is lying here.
Exits: North South West.

* HP:Fine>They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>s
ktt
[kill *orc*]
Ore Pit
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
An elven slave is standing here.
An elven slave is standing here.
An elven slave is standing here.
Exits: North East South West.

* HP:Fine>They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>w
ktt
[kill *orc*]
Drafty Tunnel
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of an orc-guard is lying here.
The corpse of an elven slave is lying here.
An orc-guard is on patrol here.
An orc-guard is on patrol here.
Exits: East Up.
An orc-guard yells 'A Bgelf iw zere eK Brifty Kunhel!'
An orc-guard yells 'O Dwurf em veri eg Blofty Puwzil!'

* HP:Fine>They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>e
Ore Pit
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
An elven slave is standing here.
An elven slave is standing here.
An elven slave is standing here.
Exits: North East South West.

* HP:Fine>n
At a Checkpoint
A water barrel has been left here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The butchered corpse of a large bat is lying here.
The corpse of an orc assassin is lying here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The corpse of a large bat is lying here.
The corpse of a large bat is lying here.
Exits: North South West.

* HP:Fine>n
ktt
[kill *orc*]
Mineshaft
Exits: South West.

* HP:Fine>They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>s
ktt
[kill *orc*]
At a Checkpoint
A water barrel has been left here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The butchered corpse of a large bat is lying here.
The corpse of an orc assassin is lying here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The corpse of a large bat is lying here.
The corpse of a large bat is lying here.
Exits: North South West.

* HP:Fine>They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>trtt
[track *orc*]
You carefully examine the ground around you, looking for tracks...

Prosit tells you 'hur gåre?'

ktt
[kill *orc*]
*an Orc* has arrived from the south.


ktt
[kill *orc*]
You stop searching.

* HP:Fine>* HP:Fine *an Orc*:Bad>
You cleave *an Orc*'s right arm extremely hard and shatter it.

* HP:Fine *an Orc*:Bad>
*an Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Orc* leaves west.

* HP:Fine>They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>ktt
[kill *orc*]
They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>ktt
[kill *orc*]
They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>ktt
[kill *orc*]
They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>ktt
[kill *orc*]
They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>ktt
[kill *orc*]
They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>ktt
[kill *orc*]
Prosit tells you 'fyfan vad jag e tuff asså'
They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>w
ktt
[kill *orc*]
Mineshaft
Exits: East West.

* HP:Fine>They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>w
ktt
[kill *orc*]
Collapsed Tunnel
The butchered corpse of a large bat is lying here.
*an Orc* is standing here.
Exits: East.

* HP:Fine>* HP:Fine *an Orc*:Bad>
You cleave *an Orc*'s body hard and shatter it.

* HP:Fine *an Orc*:Bad>e

*an Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Orc* leaves east.

* HP:Fine>e
ktt
[kill *orc*]
Mineshaft
Exits: East West.

* HP:Fine>At a Checkpoint
A water barrel has been left here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The butchered corpse of a large bat is lying here.
The corpse of an orc assassin is lying here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The corpse of a large bat is lying here.
The corpse of a large bat is lying here.
*an Orc* is standing here.
Exits: North South West.

* HP:Fine>* HP:Fine *an Orc*:Bad>
You approach *an Orc*, trying to cleave him.

* HP:Fine *an Orc*:Bad>
You cleave *an Orc*'s body extremely hard and shatter it.

* HP:Fine *an Orc*:Awful>
*an Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Orc* panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.

* HP:Fine *an Orc*:Awful>
*an Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Orc* leaves south.

* HP:Fine>ktt
[kill *orc*]
They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>ktt
[kill *orc*]
They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>s
ktt
[kill *orc*]
Ore Pit
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
An elven slave is standing here.
An elven slave is standing here.
An elven slave is standing here.
Exits: North East South West.

* HP:Fine>They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>n
ktt
[kill *orc*]
At a Checkpoint
A water barrel has been left here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The butchered corpse of a large bat is lying here.
The corpse of an orc assassin is lying here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The corpse of a large bat is lying here.
The corpse of a large bat is lying here.
Exits: North South West.

* HP:Fine>They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>ktt
[kill *orc*]
They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>ktt
[kill *orc*]
They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>s
ktt
[kill *orc*]
Ore Pit
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
An elven slave is standing here.
An elven slave is standing here.
An elven slave is standing here.
Exits: North East South West.

* HP:Fine>They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>n
ktt
[kill *orc*]
At a Checkpoint
A water barrel has been left here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The butchered corpse of a large bat is lying here.
The corpse of an orc assassin is lying here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The corpse of a large bat is lying here.
The corpse of a large bat is lying here.
Exits: North South West.

* HP:Fine>They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>s
ktt
[kill *orc*]
Ore Pit
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
An elven slave is standing here.
An elven slave is standing here.
An elven slave is standing here.
Exits: North East South West.

* HP:Fine>They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>trtt
[track *orc*]
You carefully examine the ground around you, looking for tracks...

You see some tracks of *an Orc* leading south
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

* HP:Fine>ktt
[kill *orc*]
They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>s
ktt
[kill *orc*]
Slave Pits
An elven slave is standing here.
An elven slave is standing here.
Exits: North East West.

You see some tracks of *an Orc* leading east
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

* HP:Fine>They aren't here.
An elite orc-guard has arrived from the north.

* HP:Fine>e
Mineshaft
Exits: North South West.


An elite orc-guard has arrived from the west.

You stop tracking your victim.

* HP:Fine>n
Mineshaft
You see two war arrows on the ground.
Exits: North South West.

* HP:Fine>ktt
[kill *orc*]
They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>n
Foreman's Office
The corpse of Guthblug the Foreman is lying here.
*an Orc* is standing here.
Exits: South.

* HP:Fine>ktt
[kill *orc*]
* HP:Fine *an Orc*:Dying>
You cleave *an Orc*'s left hand extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
*an Orc* is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

* HP:Fine *an Orc*:Dying>
An elite orc-guard has arrived from the south.

* HP:Fine *an Orc*:Dying>
You cleave *an Orc*'s head extremely hard and shatter it.
You receive your share of experience.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *an Orc*'s death cry.
*an Orc* is dead! R.I.P.
[get coins corpse]
A shadow slowly rises above the corpse of *an Orc*.

* HP:Fine>cha mood wimpy
The icy grasp of a shadow blocks your attempt!

* HP:Fine>
Ok.
An elite orc-guard tries to cleave you, but your parry is successful.

* HP:Fine an elite orc-guard:Healthy>exa corpse
corpse (here) : 
a pile of coins
a butcher's cleaver (brand new)
a stone
a belt pouch
a water skin
a plain leather belt
a jagged-edged scimitar (brand new)
a warg fur (used)
a wooden wall shield (brand new)
a pair of thin vambraces (brand new)
a thick pair of chain mail gloves (brand new)
a pair of heavy, plated boots (brand new)
a thin pair of greaves (brand new)
a thick chain mail coif (brand new)
a metal breastplate (brand new)
a ring


/* Gurgi dies. I wait for him to come back to loot. */


* Mana:Hot>look
Foreman's Office
The corpse of *an Orc* is lying here.
The corpse of Guthblug the Foreman is lying here.
The shadow of *an Orc* is floating here.

* Mana:Hot>cha mood aggressive
Ok.
*an Orc* has arrived from the south.

* Mana:Hot>ktt
[kill *orc*]
* Mana:Hot *an Orc*:Awful>
You cleave *an Orc*'s left arm extremely hard and shatter it.

* Mana:Hot *an Orc*:Awful>#send ("close " +$door) 
[close door]
#send ("close " +$door) 
[close door]

*an Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Orc* leaves south.

#send ("close " +$door) 
[close door]
* Mana:Hot>#send ("close " +$door) 
[close door]
Ok.

* Mana:Hot>#send ("open " +$door)
[open door]
It's already closed!

* Mana:Hot>s
ktt
[kill *orc*]
It's already closed!

* Mana:Hot>It's already closed!

* Mana:Hot>
Ok.

* Mana:Hot>Mineshaft
You see two war arrows on the ground.
Exits: North South West.

* Mana:Hot>They aren't here.

* Mana:Hot>w
Ore Pit
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
An elven slave is standing here.
An elven slave is standing here.
An elven slave is standing here.
*an Orc* is standing here.
Exits: North East South West.
*an Orc* leaves north.

* Mana:Hot>ktt
[kill *orc*]
They aren't here.

* Mana:Hot>n
At a Checkpoint
A water barrel has been left here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The butchered corpse of a large bat is lying here.
The corpse of an orc assassin is lying here.
The corpse of an orc slavemaster is lying here.
The corpse of a large bat is lying here.
The corpse of a large bat is lying here.
*an Orc* is standing here.
Exits: North South West.


/* Maybe he ought to run a little faster? */


* Mana:Hot>ktt
[kill *orc*]
* Mana:Hot>
You cleave *an Orc*'s body extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
You receive your share of experience.
Yes! 
You're beginning to get the idea.
Your blood freezes as you hear *an Orc*'s death cry.
*an Orc* is dead! R.I.P.


/* Will he come back yet another time? */


* HP:Fine>t prosit tror du jag får den en tredje gång?


/* I ask Prosit if he thinks I will kill it a third time... */


Ok.

* HP:Fine>recover
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

* HP:Fine>search quick
You begin to search ...

You didn't find anyone.

* HP:Fine>
*an Orc* has arrived from the west.

* HP:Fine>ktt
[kill *orc*]
* HP:Fine *an Orc*:Awful>
You cleave *an Orc*'s body extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

* HP:Fine *an Orc*:Awful>
*an Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Orc* leaves north.

* HP:Fine>
Prosit tells you 'ne'


/* He says no... */


n
* HP:Fine>#send ("close " +$door) 
[close door]
Foreman's Office
The corpse of *an Orc* is lying here.
The corpse of Guthblug the Foreman is lying here.
The shadow of *an Orc* is floating here.
*an Orc* is standing here.
Exits: South.

* HP:Fine>
Ok.

* HP:Fine>ktt
[kill *orc*]
* HP:Fine *an Orc*:Awful>
You approach *an Orc*, trying to cleave him.

* HP:Fine *an Orc*:Awful>
*an Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.

* HP:Fine *an Orc*:Awful>#send ("close " +$door) 
[close door]
#send ("close " +$door) 
[close door]

*an Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.

* HP:Fine *an Orc*:Awful>#send ("close " +$door) 
[close door]
It's already closed!

* HP:Fine *an Orc*:Awful>#send ("close " +$door) 
[close door]
It's already closed!

* HP:Fine *an Orc*:Awful>#send ("close " +$door) 
[close door]
It's already closed!

* HP:Fine *an Orc*:Awful>#send ("close " +$door) 
[close door]
It's already closed!
You cleave *an Orc*'s left leg extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
You receive your share of experience.
Yes! 
You're beginning to get the idea.
Your blood freezes as you hear *an Orc*'s death cry.
*an Orc* is dead! R.I.P.
[get coins corpse]

* HP:Fine>It's already closed!

* HP:Fine>It's already closed!

* HP:Fine>
You can't find a coins in the corpse.

* HP:Fine>t prosit FEL


/* I tell Prosit he was wrong. */

Ok.


/* Approximately 160k xp and a fairly good laugh. */


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Isoldir2000-11-01 01:56:41
Damn, I don't think those elite orc guards are very elite.
Forin2000-11-01 01:57:49
Elites will not come unless a mob spots a puke, and since Gurgi had killed
the Foreman and the slavemasters there was none to spot me...
Prosit2000-11-01 02:21:19
Maybe some other time I be right! :)
Isoldir2000-11-01 02:40:20
Well, the crappy slag guards yelled you were there twice. But they are to crappy to do anything useful.
Forin2000-11-01 02:46:18
Drafty Tunnel is not part of the Elites' jursidiction.
Nerf2000-11-01 05:51:31
That still sucks, go in there with a Bn and stand around, even without orc mobs seeing you, they there almost insta...
Unknown2000-11-01 06:36:40
A good laugh? you kill some newbie idiot who doesnt even know layout of mines, and then again when he comes to loot. and think its a laugh? *Stare*
Raoh2000-11-01 06:36:56
15ms rocks
Whateva2000-11-01 09:02:13
stupid unknown! orc was level 18, so ain't newbie!
Ufthak2000-11-01 09:08:50
Why aint i never around when you try those stunts you fat little pig ?
Glader2000-11-01 10:41:54
Comfort to that Orc, never seen anyone suck so hard.
Unknown2000-11-01 14:38:13
Prosit is a twelve year old girl scout ?
Malak2000-11-01 16:29:02
I think it has been proven that level is not an accurate marker of a newbie...
Tryksh2000-11-01 16:43:57
Totally agree with Glader.
Duvel2000-11-03 12:55:30
*chuckle* nice going, heheh.

*nod Glader*
Jocke2000-11-07 12:16:32
Or as Aetirus would have said as a reply to -"Man i suck!":
-"I suck better then you! No fact is
I suck twice as good as you!"
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