Big bad fuckup
posted by Tindomerel
2000-11-01 13:58:08
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was in moria getting level...almost lost one
* Mana:Cold>Using your lockpicks, you try to pick the lock...
You hear some apparently close noise coming from the north.

The lock finally yields to your skill.

* Mana:Cold>open panel
Ok.

* Mana:Cold>Shaman's Chamber
A small but powerful shaman is here, chanting some evil incantations.
Exits: North West.

* Mana:Cold>#   $door2 is now set to {panel}.
The panel is open.

* Mana:Cold>
Ok.

* Mana:Cold>Using your lockpicks, you try to enable the lock...

You manage to enable the lock.

<-- turbo-pick

* Mana:Cold>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* Mana:Cold>Cell
A great black orc stands here, eager for combat.
A dark-skinned orc, born of the tunnels, draws his weapon.
A dark-skinned orc, born of the tunnels, draws his weapon.
A dark-skinned orc, born of the tunnels, draws his weapon.
A dark orkish archer is aiming a vicious bow at you.
A dark orkish archer is aiming a vicious bow at you.
A dark orkish archer is aiming a vicious bow at you.
Exits: South.
* Mana:Cold>
A great black orc tries to cleave you, but your parry is successful.

<-- UH OH!!!!!!!!!  (no rocks no mana)  Will this be the no1 horrible mobdeath ever?

* Mana:Cold a great black orc:Healthy>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
You barely pierce a great black orc's body and tickle it.

* Mana:Cold a great black orc:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
Shaman's Chamber
A small but powerful shaman is here, chanting some evil incantations.
Exits: North West.

* Mana:Cold>Using your lockpicks, you try to pick the lock...

A great black orc has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .

Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...
A darkened orc tries to stab you, but your parry is successful.

* Mana:Cold a darkened orc:Healthy>PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!

* Mana:Cold a darkened orc:Healthy>
A darkened orc tries to slash you, but your parry is successful.

* Mana:Cold a darkened orc:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* Mana:Cold a darkened orc:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.
Cell
Exits: South.
* Mana:Cold>
A great black orc has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .

* Mana:Cold>
A great black orc tries to cleave you, but your parry is successful.

* Mana:Cold a great black orc:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* Mana:Cold a great black orc:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* Mana:Cold a great black orc:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
Shaman's Chamber
A small but powerful shaman is here, chanting some evil incantations.
Exits: North West.

* Mana:Cold>Using your lockpicks, you try to pick the lock...

<-- c'mon where is my fucking turbo-pick NOW?!?!

A great black orc has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .

Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...
A great black orc tries to cleave you, but your parry is successful.
* Mana:Cold a great black orc:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.
Cell
Exits: South.

* Mana:Cold>Shaman's Chamber
A small but powerful shaman is here, chanting some evil incantations.
A great black orc stands here, eager for combat.
A dark-skinned orc, born of the tunnels, draws his weapon.
A dark-skinned orc, born of the tunnels, draws his weapon.
A dark-skinned orc, born of the tunnels, draws his weapon.
A dark orkish archer is aiming a vicious bow at you.
A dark orkish archer is aiming a vicious bow at you.
A dark orkish archer is aiming a vicious bow at you.
Exits: North West.

* Mana:Cold>Using your lockpicks, you try to pick the lock...

Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...
A great black orc quickly approaches, trying to cleave you.

* Mana:Cold a great black orc:Healthy>
A darkened orc joins a great black orc's fight.

* Mana:Cold a great black orc:Healthy>
A dark orkish archer nocks a missile in an orkish shortbow.
A dark orkish archer nocks a missile in an orkish shortbow.
A dark orkish archer nocks a missile in an orkish shortbow.

* Mana:Cold a great black orc:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* Mana:Cold a great black orc:Healthy>PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!

* Mana:Cold a great black orc:Healthy>
A dark orkish archer lightly shoots your right hand and tickles it.
You swiftly dodge a darkened orc's attempt to slash you.
* HP:Fine Mana:Cold a great black orc:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.
Cell
Exits: South.
A great black orc has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .

* HP:Fine Mana:Cold>Shaman's Chamber
A small but powerful shaman is here, chanting some evil incantations.
Exits: North West.

* HP:Fine Mana:Cold>Using your lockpicks, you try to pick the lock...

A great black orc has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .

Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...
You swiftly dodge a darkened orc's attempt to stab you.

* HP:Fine Mana:Cold a darkened orc:Healthy>
A great black orc joins a darkened orc's fight.
* HP:Fine Mana:Cold a darkened orc:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!
A great black orc yells 'Argh!  Istrugels!'

* HP:Fine Mana:Cold a darkened orc:Healthy>
A darkened orc tries to slash you, but your parry is successful.

* HP:Fine Mana:Cold a darkened orc:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.
Cell
Exits: South.

* HP:Fine Mana:Cold>Shaman's Chamber
A small but powerful shaman is here, chanting some evil incantations.
A great black orc stands here, eager for combat.
A dark-skinned orc, born of the tunnels, draws his weapon.
A dark-skinned orc, born of the tunnels, draws his weapon.
A dark-skinned orc, born of the tunnels, draws his weapon.
A dark orkish archer is aiming a vicious bow at you.
A dark orkish archer is aiming a vicious bow at you.
A dark orkish archer is aiming a vicious bow at you.
Exits: North West.

* HP:Fine Mana:Cold>Using your lockpicks, you try to pick the lock...

Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...
A great black orc quickly approaches, trying to cleave you.

* HP:Fine Mana:Cold a great black orc:Healthy>
A darkened orc joins a great black orc's fight.

* HP:Fine Mana:Cold a great black orc:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* HP:Fine Mana:Cold a great black orc:Healthy>
A great black orc cleaves your body and tickles it.
* HP:Fine Mana:Cold a great black orc:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.
Cell
Exits: South.

* HP:Fine Mana:Cold>
A great black orc has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .

* HP:Fine Mana:Cold>Shaman's Chamber
A small but powerful shaman is here, chanting some evil incantations.
Exits: North West.

* HP:Fine Mana:Cold>Using your lockpicks, you try to pick the lock...

A great black orc has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .

Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...
You swiftly dodge a darkened orc's attempt to stab you.

* HP:Fine Mana:Cold a darkened orc:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* HP:Fine Mana:Cold a darkened orc:Healthy>
You swiftly dodge a darkened orc's attempt to slash you.
* HP:Fine Mana:Cold a darkened orc:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.
Cell
Exits: South.

* HP:Fine Mana:Cold>
A great black orc has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .

* HP:Fine Mana:Cold>
You feel less protected.                                        <-- YEEEES!
A great black orc lightly cleaves your body and tickles it.

* HP:Fine Mana:Cold a great black orc:Healthy>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* HP:Fine Mana:Cold a great black orc:Healthy>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
A darkened orc joins a great black orc's fight.

* HP:Fine Mana:Cold a great black orc:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.
Shaman's Chamber
A small but powerful shaman is here, chanting some evil incantations.
Exits: North West.

<-- uhm not looking good, plan B...er have to make up plan B first 

* HP:Fine Mana:Cold>
A great black orc has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
* HP:Fine Mana:Cold>
A great black orc leaves --- NORTH --- .
A darkened orc leaves --- NORTH --- .
A darkened orc leaves --- NORTH --- .
A darkened orc leaves --- NORTH --- .
A dark orkish archer leaves --- NORTH --- .
A dark orkish archer leaves --- NORTH --- .
A dark orkish archer leaves --- NORTH --- .
You hear some apparently very close noise coming from the north.

* HP:Fine Mana:Cold>Cell
A great black orc stands here, eager for combat.
A dark-skinned orc, born of the tunnels, draws his weapon.
A dark-skinned orc, born of the tunnels, draws his weapon.
A dark-skinned orc, born of the tunnels, draws his weapon.
A dark orkish archer is aiming a vicious bow at you.
A dark orkish archer is aiming a vicious bow at you.
A dark orkish archer is aiming a vicious bow at you.
Exits: South.

* HP:Fine Mana:Cold>
A great black orc tries to cleave you, but your parry is successful.

* HP:Fine Mana:Cold a great black orc:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.
Shaman's Chamber
A small but powerful shaman is here, chanting some evil incantations.
Exits: North West.

* HP:Fine Mana:Cold Move:Tired>
A great black orc has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .

* HP:Fine Mana:Cold Move:Tired>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* HP:Fine Mana:Cold Move:Tired>
A darkened orc tries to stab you, but your parry is successful.

* HP:Fine Mana:Cold Move:Tired a darkened orc:Healthy>
A darkened orc joins a darkened orc's fight.

* HP:Fine Mana:Cold Move:Tired a darkened orc:Healthy>
You swiftly dodge a darkened orc's attempt to slash you.

* HP:Fine Mana:Cold Move:Tired a darkened orc:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.
Cell
Exits: South.
A great black orc has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .

* HP:Fine Mana:Cold Move:Tired>
You attempt to use the power of a pale blue stone.
A great black orc strongly cleaves your right leg and tickles it.
Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...

* HP:Fine Mana:Cold Move:Tired a great black orc:Healthy>
A darkened orc joins a great black orc's fight.

* HP:Fine Mana:Cold Move:Tired a great black orc:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.
Shaman's Chamber
A small but powerful shaman is here, chanting some evil incantations.
Exits: North West.

* HP:Fine Mana:Cold Move:Tired>
You attempt to use the power of a pale blue stone.

A great black orc has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .

You feel a surge of healing power flow through you.

* Mana:Warm>Cell
Exits: South.

* Mana:Warm>
A great black orc has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- SOUTH --- .
* Mana:Warm>Shaman's Chamber
A small but powerful shaman is here, chanting some evil incantations.
Exits: North West.

* Mana:Warm>cast 'break door' panel
You muster all of your concentration...  <-- pleaseplseasplease im noldo i dont wanna die!

The panel is filled with a bright light. <-- nihihihihi

* Mana:Frozen>
A great black orc has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A darkened orc has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .
A dark orkish archer has arrived from the --- NORTH --- .

* Mana:Frozen>Chamber of Meditation
You see two bulbous mushrooms on the ground.
A large and somewhat round fungus grows from the floor.
Some tough lichen grows on the rocks.
A dark orc crouches quietly, staring into the distance.
A dark orc crouches quietly, staring into the distance.
A dark orc crouches quietly, staring into the distance.
Exits: North East West.

<-- After this i remember I JUST PRACKED BLIND SPELL (sleep too slow, mobs
would have hit me since i dont have superdefence anymore. a blind might have
worked tho.) Anyway, im glad i remembered i had pracked break :P
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Nerak2000-11-01 14:12:54
Nice thinking there. Always good to remain calm in these situations. Wish I could...
Alcion2000-11-01 14:15:37
*shiver* Never trust your pracs in turbo-pick, they have bail out very often!
Nice commenting, made me laugh. :) Love your logs!!!
Nacs2000-11-01 14:28:53
Nice link! all i have to say
Ainagul2000-11-01 14:37:59
Oh yes, the link...oh yes....
Today I was told by local telephone provider, that getting adsl takes atleast 2 months. ... So I gotta stick with good'ld 56k dialup and 170+ms link and only dream of escapes like that.

Nice going Tindo
Shadrach2000-11-01 15:03:31
Ive just written Alcion's name in my little black book.
Kroom/Keno2000-11-01 15:15:40
What is that Little Black Book ?
Alcion2000-11-01 15:46:03
But I love you too, Shadrach. Besides, I think you and Tindo would make a
wonderful couple... I'll go arrange a blinddate, brb.
Grimble2000-11-01 17:14:53
Hrmm i think thats the book he keeps the schedule for taking his medication in. If he misses 1-2 of the different times per day, he gets irate and starts spouting nonsense.
Shadrach2000-11-01 17:40:59
Ok, have it yer way.
Grimble added to.
Along with everyone else!
Its me against the world!
Shadrach2000-11-01 17:45:07
To separate all people ive included in my little black book, which is all of arda by now, from the people i REALLY hate. I have decided to start a new book, my little pitch black book. You are all in the too.
Grimble2000-11-01 17:49:09
Take 2 yellow ones and one blue one with a glass of water. Don't drive or operate any heavy machinery for at least 3 hours. If this doesn't help, you can take one purple one, but only one or it will cause severe hallucinations and possible brain damage.
Alweon2000-11-01 17:50:56
Your defence seemed fine to me =)
Lochdale2000-11-01 17:53:12
DSL will not help your link as much as you think. Its really not a bandwith issue. Shadrach you really need to discover alcohol and sex in whatever order they come to you in.
Eothen2000-11-01 17:55:39
Shadrach vs. Grimble is hilarious ;)
Tempest2000-11-01 18:35:38
I agree with Lochdale. I play from a T1 link, but connect to Mume at 230ms, go figure. My assbackwards town decides the best way to route me to Norway is to first send me to Texas (from Florida) then route me back east. Booooooo team!
Wise-guy2000-11-01 18:58:25
desperate for attention? why post shit like this?
Shala2000-11-01 19:17:40
Hrm, here at .ee ADSL upgrades modem from 170ms to 70ms so it's worth it. Plus you don't have to pay for every minute you play :)
Tindomerel2000-11-01 20:01:47

I think wise-guy shit in his pants *sniff*
Lochdale2000-11-01 21:46:54
Its a routers issue and Estonia (Tallin I presume) is rather close to the Scandinavian coast. There it would make a difference. I believe my isp (MSN) routes it throgh Bill Gate's arse before sending it onwards.
grunge2000-11-02 01:40:38
those mobs are using autotrack bound to a key also...
Cychr2000-11-02 06:11:49
be happy with your 56k and 170ms link. Some of us play from the east coast US and have much worse than that, even on cable.
Whity2000-11-02 09:33:28
To Shala:

ADSL has gotten nothing to do with it. If your connection speed
improved then most probably your provider connects ADSL links
to a different infrastructure.
In theory even a 9.6KBit modem should do fine in MOST situations,
just not in the big spammy fights.
Nacs2000-11-02 13:53:42
Well in estonia ADSL really rocks, and even ISDN rocks When u are on 128kbites u get like 30ms link
Ilmarin2000-11-02 14:01:39
I was added to that black book ages ago... *strut*
hehe2000-11-02 14:55:41
may be u should create a Small, Tiny , White Book, Shadrach,to write there names of people u DONT want to kill, it'll be less problematic i think
Pampalini2000-11-02 19:29:39
Shadrach's comments rule, and i believe he will mobdie all pukes that
are in and sets fire on their corpses.
Grom2000-11-03 13:25:22
1, 1%, #Shadrach
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