Shortest death ever!
posted by Inghraz
2000-11-04 01:03:43
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Bah barely half a second and its over. sheesh.
Found like 10 pukes doing balrog, so try to get one clueless one
near claw. Then all come at once and whoosh, its over before you can
say 'pukes are overpowerd' :)

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Your victim has disappeared!
*Arelia the Sindarin Elf* leaves east.

* W S C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>


*Zaber the Half-Elf* pounds your head extremely hard.
*Prosit the Dwarf* smites your right leg extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!

* W S C HP:Wounded Mana:Burning *Zaber the Half-Elf*:Healthy>No way! 
You are fig
hting for your life!
*Pandion the Rohir Man* smites your head extremely hard and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You flee head over heels.
Dreadful Avenue
Exits: East West.
You suddenly notice *Arelia the Sindarin Elf*.

* W S C HP:Bad Mana:Burning>* W S C HP:Bad Mana:Burning>f
e
e
You flee head over heels.
Dreadful Avenue
*Nele the Dunadan Woman* is standing here.
*Jandor the Dwarf* is standing here.
*Zaber the Half-Elf* is standing here.
*Fildur the Dwarf* is standing here.
*Pandion the Rohir Man* is standing here.
*Prosit the Dwarf* is standing here.
Exits: East West.
*Nele the Dunadan Woman* pounds your body extremely hard and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* W S C HP:Awful Mana:Burning *Nele the Dunadan Woman*:Hurt>No way! 
You are figh
ting for your life!
You pierce *Nele the Dunadan Woman*'s body extremely hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

* W S C HP:Awful Mana:Burning *Nele the Dunadan Woman*:Hurt>e
No way! 
You are fig
hting for your life!

* W S C HP:Awful Mana:Burning *Nele the Dunadan Woman*:Hurt>
f
f
*Prosit the Dwarf* quickly approaches, trying to smite you.
*Zaber the Half-Elf* leaves east.
*Fildur the Dwarf* smites your body extremely hard and shatters it.

You are dead! Sorry...
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220 hps, gone in half a second. Oh well.
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Inghraz2000-11-04 01:06:46

No way! You're fighting for your life!

SOB mume_rand(), I should be RUNNING for my life! How come this pathetic
machine tells me what I should be doing :P
Unknown2000-11-04 01:19:25
maybe you should stay away from balrog groups...
Inghraz2000-11-04 01:30:03

No guts, no glory, punk :P
If I had fled right once, I would've lived. Mume survival is random unless
you overnumber the enemy 10 to 1/2. Norsu/pandion plays the 10 and I play
the 1. It's all about character.
Wise-guy2000-11-04 01:31:15
Hard to do balrog with 1/2. scouts in groups are cute tho.
Inghraz2000-11-04 01:33:43

No wiseass, I was already fighting Alariel or something, who was
obviously clueless in the area.
THEN she prob called for help and ALL came. Or maybe they just wanted to get lucky :P
Inghraz2000-11-04 01:44:09

I HOPE pukes split the 12 draughts I had.
Hate hoarders!
Pandion2000-11-04 02:04:45
You sneaked into our room, without meeting any puke anywhere. probably tracked. got flushed. fled. came back 3 min later to disturb us once again. That's when arelia chased after you 3 rooms and some others right after. What do you expect with an idiot scout sneaking around when we're doing balrog? that we WONT kill you? It's not like arelia wasnt part of the group or anything. next time post the log from the start instead of just cutting in the part where you get the final hits.

Btw, balrog is better xp than you are!
Lochdale2000-11-04 02:04:51
I thought Inghraz was brave as hell. Nice one man.
another wise-ar2000-11-04 02:10:55
yah. just as brave as when he linklesskills
Fredde2000-11-04 03:42:13
What the hell was this? "hey lets sneak into a balrog group and then whine when i die!"

Inghraz2000-11-04 03:53:06

Whine? This is whine to you, fredde stupid?
I was having fun with elf, and the whole pack came.
That is whine?
You son of a mangy dog, this is about how QUICK you can die, as you would have
seen from the thing called 'title'!
Nazgum2000-11-04 08:19:00
comments like "pandion and his 10", "pukes are overpowered",
and several others here show your whining inghraz

Too bad one of em didn't lose link eh? Seems to be
only kills you seem to get (Oh yea you posted that one
of you slaying some lagged/frozen *Man* too, CLAP)
Unknown2000-11-04 14:33:33
Anyone noticed how log starts with inghraz on hurt... if you're gonna post a quick death log, start when you're awful!
Ginlon2000-11-04 16:14:51
didnt ya say you wouldnt
comment any log anymore Pandion?!
*tickle*
Pandion2000-11-04 18:17:48
Nope, what i said i wont (generally) read logs/comments on mume.net because its mainly whine and spam. I do however post logs when i think something is amusingly enough reading to warrant it, or when someone requests (as with this log) that i post it so they can read.

And I do read the comments on the log i posted myself, or when someone tells me i feature in a log, just to, erm, well, comment stuff about it. Doesnt mean i read the rest of the spam on this page :)
Pampalini2000-11-04 19:56:51
Hehe would have been nice to quake those berserkers when they
doing balrog.
Pampalini2000-11-04 19:57:41
That could do some 100 wps if Balrog would kill em all
Pampalini2000-11-04 20:03:49
That could do some 100 wps if Balrog would kill em all
Duvel2000-11-06 14:50:14
I do not think any puke goes berserk vs the balrog.

No need for if u in group of 10.
Unknown2000-11-06 17:47:00
Duvel you just showed us how very little you know :) Playing troll only makes ya dumb.
Jocke2000-11-07 10:28:08
Duvel, it's impossible to not go berserk vs Balrog. Even if you had high enough OB
on agressive, he would make ppl that are NOT berserk flee. Then those that were
berserk would die.
Jocke2000-11-07 10:28:08
Duvel, it's impossible to not go berserk vs Balrog. Even if you had high enough OB
on agressive, he would make ppl that are NOT berserk flee. Then those that were
berserk would die.
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