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posted by Luke Skywalker
2000-11-04 02:30:27
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A Deserted Cave
The petrified statue of the Great Olog Trix stands here forevermore.
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
A noticeable crack runs down one of the walls.
A loyal clan troll of the Grinder stands here faithfully.
Grinder, the expert on all things dark is standing here.
A loyal clan troll of the Grinder stands here faithfully.
Baldie is standing here.
Bulldozer the Mountain Troll is resting here.
Jalle the Cave Troll is standing here.
Hagar is resting here.
Willy the Mountain Troll is resting here.
Darth Vader is standing here.
Jarjar Binks is resting here.
Han Solo is sleeping here.
Exits: West.

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News board                - 3 unread messages
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Hagar giggles.
o>#record log
o>news next
Message 1613 : History repeats itself (Fror)
Written on Thu Nov  2 16:44:41 2000

Once again, we have reached the end of the Third Age. The War of the Ring has
been fought, the One Ring is destroyed, Sauron is vanquished, and the
Ringbearers have left Middle Earth.

For the fourth time in the history of MUME, the calendar is now back to
year 2850 of the Third Age: Gandalf has just found the key of Erebor in the
dungeons of Dol Guldur, and the events told in The Hobbit can begin anew.

Have fun, and expect another War of the Ring around September 2003.



Saving Luke Skywalkero>
Jalle leaves west.
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Baldie attempts to use the force.
o>
Darth Vader says 'luke, i am your father'
Bulldozer falls down laughing.
o>
Baldie peers closely at you. Guard your secrets carefully.
o>
Jalle tells you 'can u help me tp?'
o>
Ordi has entered the game.
Han Solo snores loudly.
o>news next
Message 1614 : Spell changes (Fror)
Written on Thu Nov  2 16:56:50 2000

Some spells (chill touch, earthquake, and dispel evil) used to handle their
saving throw in a somewhat "peculiar" way.

These spells now behave in a way more similar to other incantations.
As a consequence, they should be more effective against low-level opponents,
and less deadly against high-level victims.

Further adjustments might happen in the next few days.

The guildmaster of the Redhorn Caves has realised that due to his carelessness
he has been misusing some of his spellcasting powers. He is now training
himself also to become more attentive in combat. Those that wish to measure
their magic or fighting strength against him may now find him a more worthy
opponent.

OOC: There were a few changes/bug fixes and more are coming soon.
o>
Ordi burps: spare 1 gold for retiring?
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Ordi burps: plz
o>
Baldie gives some money to Ordi.
o>
Ordi thanks Baldie heartily.
Willy says there some stuff w
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Ordi burps: i'm retiring all my chars for a good while
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Grinder gives Ordi an offer.
o>
Ordi waves.
o>
Grinder helps Ordi into his private retirement home.
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Saving Luke Skywalker.
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Hagar stops resting, and clambers on his feet.
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Hagar leaves west.
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Baldie drinks water from a water skin.
o>
Baldie leaves west.
o>
Baldie has arrived from the west.
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Baldie sits down and rests.
o>
Willy says man, i really hope they come back
o>
Baldie nods solemnly.
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Willy says or i'll just rent
o>
Jarjar Binks says 'meesa jarjarbinks!'
o>
Bulldozer stops resting, and clambers on his feet.
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Bulldozer leaves west.
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Hagar stops resting, and clambers on his feet.
o>
Hagar leaves west.
o>
Baldie drinks water from a water skin.
o>
Baldie leaves west.
o>
Baldie has arrived from the west.
o>
Baldie sits down and rests.
o>
Willy says man, i really hope they come back
o>
Darth Vader nods in agreement with Willy.
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Baldie nods solemnly.
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Willy says or i'll just rent
o>
Bulldozer stops resting, and clambers on his feet.
o>
Bulldozer leaves west.
o>
You are thirsty.
o>
Willy shivers uncomfortably.
o>
Cyst has arrived from the west.
o>
Cyst sits down and rests.
o>
Willy says i think if 10+ come, i'll rent
o>
Ginlon says 'i like gay porn'
o>
Baldie says 'I'm a pornstar!'
o>
Baldie combs his hair, what a dashing specimen!
o>
Baldie nods solemnly.
o>
Bulldozer chuckles politely.
o>
Bulldozer nods solemnly.
o>
Bulldozer sits down and rests.
o>
Bulldozer motors 'pls beep me if alot come :)'
o>
Baldie falls down laughing.
o>
Baldie nods solemnly.
Grinder helps Cyst into his private chamber.
o>
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Bobbie narrates 'Dudes!'
o>
Saving Superman.
o>
Bobbie narrates 'And yall Dudettes out there.'
o>
Delphi narrates 'amy tf veon/ninb irc baw, sdc, led riby?'
o>
Baldie stops resting, and clambers on his feet.
o>
Baldie leaves west.
o>
Cyst stops resting, and clambers on his feet.
o>
Cyst leaves west.
o>
You have been idle, and are pulled into a void.
*>l
A Deserted Cave
The petrified statue of the Great Olog Trix stands here forevermore.
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
A noticeable crack runs down one of the walls.
A loyal clan troll of the Grinder stands here faithfully.
Grinder, the expert on all things dark is standing here.
A loyal clan troll of the Grinder stands here faithfully.
Willy the Mountain Troll is resting here.
Bulldozer the Mountain Troll is resting here.
Cyst the Cave Troll is resting here.
o>
Bulldozer stops resting, and clambers on his feet.
o>
Bulldozer leaves west.
o>
Bulldozer has arrived from the west.
o>
Bulldozer sits down and rests.
o>
Cyst stops resting, and clambers on his feet.
o>
Cyst leaves west.
o>
Baldie narrates '3 pukes ford'
o>
Baldie narrates '4 now :)'
o>l
A Deserted Cave
The petrified statue of the Great Olog Trix stands here forevermore.
A loyal clan troll of the Grinder stands here faithfully.
Grinder, the expert on all things dark is standing here.
A loyal clan troll of the Grinder stands here faithfully.
Willy the Mountain Troll is resting here.
Bulldozer the Mountain Troll is resting here.
o>
Willy narrates 'maybe they'll enter warrens'
o>
Bulldozer narrates 'lead them warrens :D'
o>
Baldie narrates 'i wish they where folling me, but they dissapered'
o>
Willy narrates 'they were scared of 1 troll?'
o>
Fubar has arrived from the west.
o>
Bulldozer smiles viciously.
o>
Fubar smiles viciously.
o>
Fubar leaves west.
o>
Bobbie narrates 'My damn door keeps slaming, damnit!'
You are thirsty.
o>
Jalle has arrived from the west.
o>
Jalle stops following Hagar.
o>
Hagar disbands his group.
o>
Willy narrates 'BASH DOOR'
o>
Jalle says 'thanks anyway'
o>
Jalle smiles viciously.
o>
Jalle sits down and rests.
o>
Bobbie narrates 'Gonna kick my doors ass soon...'
o>
Hagar says 'sorry, maybe ask a bn'
o>
Fubar has arrived from the west.
o>
Jalle nods solemnly.
o>
Fubar looks around him.
o>
Willy narrates 'bash is not only for mume you know'
o>
Hagar lies down and falls asleep.
o>
Fubar stops using a metal wall shield.
o>
Jalle stops resting, and clambers on his feet
o>
Grinder helps Jalle into his private chamber.
o>
Fubar drops a metal wall shield.
o>
Willy gets a metal wall shield.
o>
Willy binds a metal wall shield on his arm.
o>
Fubar smiles viciously at Willy.
o>
Willy gasps in astonishment.
o>
Willy says 97pb
o>
Willy says with no parry praced
o>
Fubar leaves west.
o>
Saving Luke Skywalker.
o>
Willy stops resting, and clambers on his feet.
o>
Willy stops using a black warg fur.
o>
Willy wears a forest green cloak about his body.
o>
Willy says 106 defence
o>
Willy leaves west.
o>
Willy has arrived from the west.
o>
Willy stops using a metal wall shield.
o>
Willy gets a very heavy branch from a crack.
o>
Urchin narrates 'Vhoro is nealaft weilbox ko reit ny enmoilf, Iz marlenn?'
o>
Fuinur narrates 'korldezir dollv you 'get, hurropo nhud an any ercm vafth
hene/wheha czaun ang a fapwdtlabi ceza wallinf''
o>
Willy gets a heavy morningstar from a crack.
Willy gets a heavy morningstar from a crack.
Willy gets a heavy morningstar from a crack.
o>
Bobbie narrates 'Wavers dudes'
o>
Willy ponders life, the universe, and everything.
o>
Willy puts a heavy morningstar in a crack.
Willy puts a heavy morningstar in a crack.
Willy puts a heavy morningstar in a crack.
o>
Willy drops a very heavy branch.
o>
Willy drops a metal wall shield.
o>
Willy sits down and rests.
o>
Bobbie narrates 'Back! :P'
o>
Bulldozer stops resting, and clambers on his feet.
o>
Baldie has arrived from the west.
o>
Bulldozer grins at Baldie.
o>
Bobbie narrates 'Afkish.'
o>
Fubar has arrived from the west.
o>
Grinder gives Fubar an offer.
o>
Bulldozer leaves west.
o>
Bulldozer has arrived from the west.
o>
Fubar stops using a pair of greaves.
Fubar stops using a pair of thin vambraces.
o>
Bulldozer gets a forest green cloak from a crack.
o>
Bulldozer leaves west.
o>
Fubar drops a pair of greaves.
Fubar drops a pair of thin vambraces.
o>
Grinder gives Fubar an offer.
o>
Fubar gets a thin pair of soft leather trousers from a crack.
o>
Fubar sniffs sadly.
o>
Fubar leaves west.
o>
Fubar has arrived from the west.
o>
Grinder gives Fubar an offer.
o>
Saving Luke Skywalker.
o>
You begin to feel thirsty.
o>
Fubar starts writing a message.
o>
Willy drinks water from a water skin.
o>
Fubar has written a message.
o>
Grinder gives Fubar an offer.
o>
You are thirsty.
You have been idle, and are pulled into a void.
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You sit down and rest your tired bones.
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You stop resting, and stand up.
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You have 0 practice sessions left.
Skill / Spell          Knowledge  Difficulty Class      Mana Casting time
Wilderness             Excellent  Normal     General
Bash                   Very good  Hard       Warrior
Concussion weapons     Excellent  Normal     Warrior
Endurance              Good       Very hard  Warrior
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A Deserted Cave
The petrified statue of the Great Olog Trix stands here forevermore.
A metal wall shield rests on the ground.
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
A pair of metal greaves are lying here.
A pair of thin vambraces are lying here.
A very heavy branch is lying here on the ground.
A noticeable crack runs down one of the walls.
A loyal clan troll of the Grinder stands here faithfully.
Grinder, the expert on all things dark is standing here.
g loyal clan troll of the Grinder stands here faithfully.
Bulldozer the Mountain Troll is resting here afk, beep if needed.
o>get wall
o>
You are thirsty.
You have been idle, and are pulled into a void.
o>
o>eq
You are using:
<wielded two-handed> a light sabre
<worn on head>       a hard leather cap (used)
<worn on body>       a thin, soft leather jerkin (used)
<worn about body>    a forest green cloak (brand new)
<worn on arms>       a pair of soft leather sleeves (worn out)
<worn on hands>      a thin pair of leather gloves (worn out)
<worn on legs>       a thin pair of soft leather trousers (used)
<worn on feet>       a pair of smooth, black boots
<worn on finger>     a ring
<worn on finger>     a ring
<worn on back>       a leather satchel
<worn as belt>       a plain leather belt
<worn on belt>       a water skin
<worn on belt>       a butcher knife (dented)
o>
You are thirsty.

Baldie narrates 'summer ;('

Willy narrates 'bummer'
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You are thirsty.

You are thirsty.
Bulldozer disappears into the void.
o>
Cyst has arrived from the west.
Grinder helps Ordi into his private retirement home.
Willy has arrived from the west.
o>
Willy sits down and rests.
o>
You are thirsty.
Baldie nods solemnly.
Grinder helps Cyst into his private chamber.
Bobbie narrates 'My damn door keeps slaming, damnit!'
You are thirsty.
*>
You are thirsty.
You are thirsty.
o>
Bulldozer has returned.
o>
Bulldozer stops resting, and clambers on his feet.
o>
Bulldozer leaves west.
o>
You are thirsty.
o>
Donutello narrates 'KOOWABANGA DUDES! I'M A FAGGY NINJA TURTLE!'
o>
Bulldozer has arrived from the west.
o>get wall
Fuinur narrates 'laugh'
o>
You are thirsty.
You have been idle, and are pulled into a void.
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*>
Saving Luke Skywalker.
*>
You are thirsty.
Saving Luke Skywalker.
o>
Bulldozer has returned.
o>
Bulldozer stops resting, and clambers on his feet.
o>
Bulldozer leaves west.
o>
You are thirsty.
o>
Donutello narrates 'hmm.. i'm bored again'
o>
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Superman2000-11-04 02:31:48
BASTARD, YOU STOLE MY LOG!!!!
FOR SHADRACH2000-11-04 02:51:34
Mumma2000-11-04 02:57:12
what kind of low-price porn is that?
I can fix u much better shadrach
Unknown2000-11-04 03:00:54
hehe, someone is horny!
Malak2000-11-04 03:01:03
for gods sake man, if you gonna post a naked woman, post one of good quality!
this woman would chill a nazghul's bones.
Baldie2000-11-04 03:31:25
Thats one wierd log. I was there and I apparently missed a lot of stuff. What have you been smoking?
Fredde2000-11-04 03:44:55
common show us ip-adress. i wanna know who it is that really really needs to get a life.

Juston2000-11-04 04:31:12
Dude, i've seen better porn in an anatomy book
Cychr2000-11-04 19:28:06
In this day-in-age, when most of us mud from a dynamic IP address, what the fuck will showing the poster's IP do? Even with most of you swedes in a lab, it's not hard to just get up and walk to another terminal, which has a different IP than the previous. Not to mention the many web redirectors out there.
Rydia2000-11-05 15:59:03
Well has starwars invaded warrens? sure looks like it =P
xxx2000-11-05 18:34:47
*>look
A Large Bedroom
Some sexy lingerie is on the ground.
Princess Leia is resting here, flashing her sexy eyes at you.

*>inf
You are a male Eriadorian.
You are 32 years, 1 month, and 23 days old.
You have played 10 days and 15 hours (real time).
This ranks you as Luke Skywalker (level 26).
You are five feet nine and weigh eleven stone and three pounds.
Perception: vision 80, hearing 26, smell 0. Alertness: using The Force.
G. Lucas must have sent you to free Princess Leia of her virginity.
You are welcome in The Death Star.
You are carrying 144 pounds of equipment. Heavy, but we will manage...
Your base abilities are: Str:19 Int:12 Wis:12 Dex:16 Con:17 Wil:13 Per:14.
Sex Bonus: 102%, Cock Size: 15 inch, Satisfactory rate: 200%.
Your armour protects 93% of your body.
You have 325/325 hit, 84/84 mana, and 144/144 movement points.
Your mood is wimpy. You will flee if your hit points go below 100.
You have scored 6,000,000 experience points and you have 25,641 travel points.
You have been involved in some rumble with Princess Leia.
You need 379,803 exp. points and 0 travel points to reach the next level.
You have 18 gold coins, 9 silver pennies, and 51 copper pennies.
You are speaking Imperial tongue.
You are horny.

*>look leia
Princess Leia is a sexy young woman.
Princess Leia is in excellent condition.
Princess Leia is using:
a large metal vibrator (used)
a strange brown haircut (brand new)
push-up bra (tattered)
a cloak that says:'Fuck Me!' (brand new)
a pair of sexy silk sleeves(used)
a mini skirt (brand new)
a red ruby; it has a soft glowing aura
a ring of silver
The belt of virginity

*>sneak
Ok, you'll try to move silently for a while.

* S>w
Princess Leia's Wardrobe
A lover is sitting here.
Two pairs of lingerie have been dropped here.
A lover panics and attempts to flee.

* S>k lover
You smite a lover's head extremely hard and shatter it.
A lover is incapacitated and will slowly die if not aided.

* S A lover:Dying>
You smite a lover's hand hard and shatter it.
Your blood freezes as you hear A lover's death cry.
A lover is dead, R.I.P.

* S>e
A Large Bedroom
Some sexy lingerie is on the ground.
Princess Leia is resting here, flashing her sexy eyes at you.

* S>steal belt princess
Oops...

* S Princess Leia:Horny>
You pound Princess Leia's cunt extremely hard and shatter it.

* S Princess Leia:Almost satisfied>
Princess Leia sucks your dick hard.

* S Sex:Almost satisfied Princess Leia:Almost satisfied>
You pound Princess Leia's cunt hard.
You moan in pleasure as the juicy fluids of your body flow into her.
You won great reknown in this intercourse.
Your blood freezes as you hear Princess Leia's pleasure cry.
Princess Leia is fucked, R.I.P!



Duvel2000-11-06 14:53:48
Jesus what a crazy fantasies we have here.
Did Xxx post that lousy porn picture too?

*stare*
Adroniel2000-11-06 22:00:32
Xxx you been watching to much starwars! (or should i say Starwars-Porn)

funny though...

hmm maybe i should post some raid =) Eh Duvel? you know what i talk about =)
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