Pathetic Elf Stabber!
posted by Drinar
2000-11-04 20:51:54
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*laugh* Level 6 BN resting nw of wyrdda and afk to take a piss, elf tried 3 st
*NOTE*  Remember, I'm a level 6 BN here trying to kill cows.......



* C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>rest
You sit down and rest your tired bones.  <----  Leave the computer to go use the washroom

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>
Hugar narrates 'who's trained horse at cave?'

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>
Hugar narrates 'pukes?'

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>
You hear some apparently very far noise coming from the south.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>
*an Elf* has arrived from the east.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
You hear some apparently very far noise coming from the west.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
*an Elf* tries to sneak behind you!			<----- First attempt

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
A wild ox tries to hit *an Elf*, but he parries successfully.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
*an Elf* pierces a wild ox's head very hard.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
*an Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Elf* leaves east.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
You hear some apparently very close noise coming from the south.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
*an Elf* has arrived from the east.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
*an Elf* tries to sneak behind you!			<----  Second attempt, I still haven't even stood up yet!  Something odd looking here???
								Couldn't he have figured out that I was afk or something???
								What ever happened to fair fights?
* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
A wild ox tries to hit *an Elf*, but he parries successfully.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
A wild ox swiftly dodges *an Elf*'s attempt to pierce him.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
*an Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Elf* leaves south.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
A wild ox leaves south.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
A Dunlending child has arrived from the south.
A goat has arrived from the south.
A goat has arrived from the south.
A goat has arrived from the south.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
A wild ox has arrived from the south.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
You suddenly notice *an Elf*.
You feel yourself exposed.
Suddenly *an Elf* stabs you in the back, you die.		<---  Damn, 3 attempts to kill an afk lowbie, damn this guy sucks

You are dead! Sorry...


o C HP:Awful Mana:Burning>				<---  Damn, the washroom break I really needed, but the death sucked.
Alas, you realize that yet again the mighty knowledge of drowned Númenor has
been lost... Despair settles on you.


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retired2000-11-04 20:59:06
I don't see any reason why elf wouldn't kill you! if you need to go afk, drop link!
Dork2000-11-04 21:11:41
It was Eglath with his cunning strategy proll.
Shimmer2000-11-04 21:11:53
*comf*
hehe.....is funny though:P
Zaber2000-11-04 21:13:38
Must have been eglath
Unknown2000-11-04 21:30:34
And, it's working too! first a level 7, now a level 6. Soon we'll have tons of thieves running around without sneaking to lull you into feeling safe. oh oh the fear!
Eglath2000-11-04 21:35:51
It was me i forgot that i didnt have sneak on!!
Get good eq next time. :]
Unknown2000-11-04 21:50:31
So, the "plan" was really that you forgot sneak. And had to make up an excuse?
Eglath2000-11-04 21:57:44
Not the first time *grin*
Just the second
Unknown2000-11-04 23:38:34
http://www.megagames.com/screenshots/games/Dark_Age_of_Camelot.shtml

This game will OWN YOU!

estimated release summer 2001, beta testing starts right after christmas.
Unknown II2000-11-04 23:41:37
Not bad.. try www.mythicentertainment.com for more info tho.
Nepenthe2000-11-05 00:31:01
Hahahaha seeing the Eglath plan log and then this one was the first time I ever laughed out loud from reading a log. =)
Nepenthe2000-11-05 00:31:37
Gotta give that resting bn a false sense of security. =)
Glader2000-11-05 12:07:48
AFK?! then you're one clever fuck to go afk with elf stabber 3 rooms from you
Stormblast (blo2000-11-05 21:52:10
Lame lowbie kill or not, the elf surely must have realised you were afk (not quite that able to protect yourself), therefore it SUCKED! And fuck you glader and all other nsl except orcobal whom I love so deeeply :P. And some others too that send me cucumbres tomorrow morning! Make them salty!
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