Action, Morgul Vale
posted by Jar-Jar the Gun
2000-11-05 09:03:28
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The Valar have decided that you shall be put in jail.
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*>sa Grrrr...
Ok.

*>l
Morgul Vale
A dim red glare in the east reflecting off the low dusky clouds silhouettes
the craggy peaks of the Ephel Duath. High on a rocky seat upon the knees
of the Mountains of Shadow stand the walls and tower of Minas Morgul. All
around the tower darkness lies like a cloak on the landscape, but the tower
itself is lit by a pale corpse-light that illuminates nothing. The top-most
course of the tower slowly revolves, first one way and then another, a huge
ghostly head leering into the night. A stream flows out of the valley - wide
flats lying on either bank like shadowy meads filled with pale white flowers.
A white bridge crosses the stream, and beyond the road winds up the valley
to the city gates. Figures stand on the bridge, carven with cunning in
forms human and bestial, but all corrupt and loathsome. The water flowing
beneath is silent and steaming, but the vapour rising from it is deadly cold.
A steward of the Valar stands here, ready to assist you into a room.
Yants the Ainu is standing here.

*>sa I live in Harvard Sq.
Ok.

*>
Yants has written a message.

*>
Yants says 'harvard sq'

*>sa nice messageing dude
Ok.

*>
Yants says 'i kow where that is'

*>
Yants says 'which one ?'

*>sa So Do I!!!!
Ok.

*>
Saving Jarjarsfriend.

*>sa 
You know the big one
Ok.

*>
Yants says 'they have nice bagels there'

*>sa Go five blocks down to Lous hardware and 6 blocks over to that mcdonalds there yaknow?
Ok.

*>sa Im there
Ok.

*>
Yants says 'hardware i know'

*>
You begin to feel hungry.
You begin to feel thirsty.

*>
Yants says 'across from metro stop'

*>
Yants says 'mcdonalds i don't kow'

*>sa Yeah!!
Ok.

*>sa Its brand new
Ok.

*>
Yants says 'oh you live near the river'

*>sa Grand opening
Ok.

*>
Yants says 'you live on harvard campus'

*>
Yants says 'you live across the river '

*>
Yants says 'you live in a harvard dorm'

*>
Yants says 'you are very very wealthy'

*>sa So not across on this side
Ok.

*>
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

*>
Yants says 'i don't remember there being a macdonals'

*>sa Yes I WILL BUY AND SELL YOU LIKE THAT!!! THAT!!!
Ok.

*>
Yants says 'if you go 5 blocks down from the hardware store you end up in the
river'

*>sa buy sell buy sell' thats me
Ok.

*>
Yants says 'macdoanlds is at the bottom of the river ?'

*>
Saving Jarjarsfriend.

*>
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

*>sa no I live on the lower side so down is on the away from the river
Ok.

*>
Yants says 'but across from the hardware store'

*>
Yants says 'is the metro stop'

*>
Yants says 'you didn't say which way to go 5 blocks !'

*>
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

*>
Yants says 'which direction north, east west or south'

*>sa west
Ok.

*>
Yants says 'oh'

*>sa down 495
Ok.

*>
Yants says 'away from harvard'

*>sa If you want to go to my house that is
Ok.

*>
Yants says 'oh you live near shepered street'

*>
Yants says 'i kow now'

*>
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

*>sa Kinda so kinda not
Ok.

*>
Yants says 'you must rollerblade on sunday when the street is closed'

*>sa I saw people doing that but I dont
Ok.

*>sa I drink alot or dirty river water so my health is not what you would call "good"

Saving Jarjarsfriend.

*>
Ok.

*>
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

*>
Yants says 'er the charles river is not good'

*>
Yants says 'too many people piss in it'

*>sa I learned that the hard way
Ok.

*>sa I live by It one time i fell in'
Ok.

*>
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

*>sa It was funny these kids came and pushed me in while I was reading the paper
Ok.

*>
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

*>sa I was in the hospital for a week!!!!!!!  HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Ok.

*>sa At least I can laugh about it
Ok.

*>laugh
laugh
You can only talk, quit, use mail or rent right now...

*>
You can only talk, quit, use mail or rent right now...

*>emot laughs.
Ok.

*>emot laughs.
Ok.

*>
Yants says 'kids pushed you in and sent you to the hospital ?'

*>
Saving Jarjarsfriend.
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

*>sa It was really this guy they called "Hypothermia"'s fault...
Ok.

*>
Yants says 'oh they pushed you in during wniter'

*>sa yes
Ok.

*>
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

*>
Yants says 'that was rude of them'

*>
Yants says 'was probably the same people you live with'

*>
Yants says 'you should get better friends'

*>sa I wish they hadnt done it again when I finally got out
Ok.

*>
Yants says 'none of my friends push me into rivers'

*>
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

*>sa I kind of went unconcious then
Ok.

*>sa I woke up a strange land and ate these fungal plants I found
Ok.

*>
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

*>
Saving Jarjarsfriend.

*>sa Then I fell into this damn abyss by the stream with my house and an accident outside that went: SCREEEECH BANG!!!
Ok.

*>
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

*>
Yants nods solemnly.

*>sa I think Im gonna brave myself back to the place I was when this tragic accident occured
Ok.

*>
Yants says 'i have to reset my eyes now'

*>
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

*>
Yants says 'rest'

*>sa Me too that sounds good
Ok.

*>
Yants nods solemnly.

*>sa and vanilla cookies
Ok.

*>
Yants nods solemnly.

*>
Yants says 'i will be resting them for a few hours'

*>sa And the juice I left outside when the accident happened before my eyes
Ok.

*>
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

*>sa Much has to be done before dawn

Saving Jarjarsfriend.

*>
Ok.

*>
Yants says 'well much resting anyways'

*>sa My eyes are a strange thing you know they can see through their lids.
Ok.

*>
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

*>sa Into someplace thats not in front of them but all around
Ok.

*>sa The only thing that ruined it was that horrible sound
Ok.

*>sa SCREEEEEECH BANG
Ok.

*>sa So we bot will part now I see
Ok.

*>
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

*>sa YAAAAAWN
Ok.

*>sa Much work t do nuch play to do
Ok.

*>sa But at least Im not still in cambridge and have found myself to this place
Ok.

*>
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

*>sa I think I am talking to myself so I do feel like an ass
Ok.

*>
Saving Jarjarsfriend.

*>sa Am I talking to my self or not
Ok.

*>sa Cruel silence
Ok.

*>sa you mock me
Ok.

*>sa Have you nothing to say for yourself
Ok.

*>sa No you have not
Ok.

*>
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

*>sa This is why I love you
Ok.

*>sa Life's ultimate paradox
Ok.

*>l
Morgul Vale
A dim red glare in the east reflecting off the low dusky clouds silhouettes
the craggy peaks of the Ephel Duath. High on a rocky seat upon the knees
of the Mountains of Shadow stand the walls and tower of Minas Morgul. All
around the tower darkness lies like a cloak on the landscape, but the tower
itself is lit by a pale corpse-light that illuminates nothing. The top-most
course of the tower slowly revolves, first one way and then another, a huge
ghostly head leering into the night. A stream flows out of the valley - wide
flats lying on either bank like shadowy meads filled with pale white flowers.
A white bridge crosses the stream, and beyond the road winds up the valley
to the city gates. Figures stand on the bridge, carven with cunning in
forms human and bestial, but all corrupt and loathsome. The water flowing
beneath is silent and steaming, but the vapour rising from it is deadly cold.
A steward of the Valar stands here, ready to assist you into a room.
Yants the Ainu is standing here.

*>sa I see you have left me not
Ok.

*>
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

*>sa So now I feel like more of an ass 'cause Im talking to you at muself because you refuse to answer me 
Ok.

*>
Yants comforts you.

*>
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

*>sa Hold on, buissness...... buy sell buy sell
Ok.

*>sa Im done now
Ok.

*>
Yants says 'what kind of business ?'

*>
Saving Jarjarsfriend.

*>sa Stocks are really only my hobby
Ok.

*>sa Im really a playwriter
Ok.

*>
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

*>
Yants says 'i gotta close my eyes now for a while'

*>
Yants says 'i'll put yuo by harry'

*>
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

*>
Yants has transferred you!
West Gate of Bree
You are just in front of the gate of Bree, beyond it the Old East Road leads to
the Shire and the sea far away. 
You notice a strange sign fixed on the gate. 
There are guards here, sworn to protect Bree from outlaws and wild creatures.
There is an old street-lamp on the border of the street.
A Guard of Bree is here, watching the gate.
A Guard of Bree is here, watching the gate.
Harry the Bree Gatekeeper stands here.
A Guard of Bree stands here.
A rugged-looking Man is standing here.
Yants the Ainu is standing here.
A shimmering cloud suddenly forms around you.
As the cloud dissipates, you realize you are back in prison.
Morgul Vale
A dim red glare in the east reflecting off the low dusky clouds silhouettes
the craggy peaks of the Ephel Duath. High on a rocky seat upon the knees
of the Mountains of Shadow stand the walls and tower of Minas Morgul. All
around the tower darkness lies like a cloak on the landscape, but the tower
itself is lit by a pale corpse-light that illuminates nothing. The top-most
course of the tower slowly revolves, first one way and then another, a huge
ghostly head leering into the night. A stream flows out of the valley - wide
flats lying on either bank like shadowy meads filled with pale white flowers.
A white bridge crosses the stream, and beyond the road winds up the valley
to the city gates. Figures stand on the bridge, carven with cunning in
forms human and bestial, but all corrupt and loathsome. The water flowing
beneath is silent and steaming, but the vapour rising from it is deadly cold.
A steward of the Valar stands here, ready to assist you into a room.
Yants the Ainu is standing here.

*>
Yants says 'uh oh'

*>
Yants says 'bad news'

*>sa thank you
Ok.

*>sa No good news
Ok.

*>
Yants says 'the big god has made it so you cannot leave this place'

*>sa the car is gone
Ok.

*>sa I can though
Ok.

*>
Yants says 'you cannot'

*>sa I am free to go without the cops outside
Ok.

*>
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

*>
Yants says 'you cannot'

*>sa Good times are coming
Ok.

*>
Yants says 'you are forever to be in the vales'

*>
Yants says 'and i must close my eyes'

*>
Yants says 'bye bye'

*>
Saving Jarjarsfriend.

*>sa Only in body but not in spirit
Ok.

*>
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

*>sa Im am really in a land by the river where things can be free without accidents
Ok.

*>sa Gooddbye
Ok.

*>sa 
You may never see me again
Ok.

*>sa As my kind are persicuted here
Ok.

*>sa But in my land I am free to call myself Jarjar if I see fit
Ok.

*>
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

*>sa And now that the accident is gone I shall go explore this endless abyss I am in
Ok.

*>sa And be free of this
Ok.

*>
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.

*>sa fare well
Ok.

*>quit
When you quit, all the items you are carrying are dropped on the ground. If
you want to keep them, you have to "rent" instead. Otherwise, next time, you
can type "quit now" to avoid this question.
Do you really want to drop everything and quit?

Write `yes' to quit or `no' to keep playing> l
*>n
You can only talk, quit, use mail or rent right now...

*>
Saving Jarjarsfriend.

*>l
Morgul Vale
A dim red glare in the east reflecting off the low dusky clouds silhouettes
the craggy peaks of the Ephel Duath. High on a rocky seat upon the knees
of the Mountains of Shadow stand the walls and tower of Minas Morgul. All
around the tower darkness lies like a cloak on the landscape, but the tower
itself is lit by a pale corpse-light that illuminates nothing. The top-most
course of the tower slowly revolves, first one way and then another, a huge
ghostly head leering into the night. A stream flows out of the valley - wide
flats lying on either bank like shadowy meads filled with pale white flowers.
A white bridge crosses the stream, and beyond the road winds up the valley
to the city gates. Figures stand on the bridge, carven with cunning in
forms human and bestial, but all corrupt and loathsome. The water flowing
beneath is silent and steaming, but the vapour rising from it is deadly cold.
A steward of the Valar stands here, ready to assist you into a room.
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Jar-Jar's good2000-11-05 09:05:37
Good job jarjar
You really didn't deserve that horrible treatment, after all, weesa warriors
See you back at Gungan city Jarjar
Rackhir2000-11-05 09:28:17
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Jarjarsfriend2000-11-05 09:34:55
Oooops! Posted this by accident.
Please delet it.
Niccolo2000-11-05 09:53:25
The world is a scary place.
Jarjar2000-11-05 10:19:05
Haha what? Yousa no like meesa?
Jarjarsfriend2000-11-05 10:20:18
Everything I say is a lie.
rza2000-11-05 10:51:32
aaaaahahahahah thats fucked yoosa disgrace
Ethar2000-11-05 11:23:15
loser
Fredde2000-11-05 11:37:08
No shit

i kinda agree with Ethar. but those US starwars nerds are....
Kril2000-11-05 11:44:52
Bansite every person who tries and make a character with a star wars name....
JarJar been a bitch, JarJar's friend a bitch, Ewok an bitch, etc, etc, etc....
Asmandeus2000-11-05 11:59:26
So wrong, so very wrong.
Lalin2000-11-05 13:43:57
world is not for every1...so sad, *sniff*
Feon2000-11-05 13:53:37
Take away LUKE! delte him. and all his char. I keep on thinking of

Luke skywalker!
Nerf2000-11-05 18:37:52
Charles River ain't so bad, I've swam it twice back in the old college days
Galadon2000-11-06 01:08:31
This was amusing, to say the least! Funny how he misspelled business.
Korf2000-11-06 04:04:30
jarjar is the most RPish guy on mume. he may be silly, but let him be,
if thats how he wants to be seen. i just hope he's a hobbit, would
make sense...
Cur2000-11-09 04:40:20
Oh puh-leeze. This makes me glad I'm not playing. MUME should have an age-limit
of at least 20. Way back when, the only whackos we had to contend with were
Daum and Slayer, and Slayer was kind of fun (and Daum finally got the hint and
left though he is back now as Camring but slightly more balanced).
Cur2000-11-09 04:41:29
Drat, hit enter by mistake. Anyway, an age limit would (I hope) protect the game
from spammy five-year-olds and dysfunctional teenagers.

Gods, make it so.
Alcion2000-11-09 18:06:13
L a u g h. I'm still laughing.
Hannibal2000-11-16 13:52:04
bah, rp my ass... perhaps if it was a starwars-mud
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