o HP:Fine>yell how much?
Ok.

o HP:Fine>close crack

Valomek leaves south.				<------A level 29, somewhat sheepish, but a level 29 all the same
A hungry warg leaves south.

o HP:Fine>Valomek has arrived from the south.
A hungry warg has arrived from the south.
Ok.

o HP:Fine>open crack
Ok.
The crack closes quietly.
Door set to: crack

o HP:Fine>close crack
It's already closed!

o HP:Fine>n
Valomek opens the crack.
Door set to: crack
Alas, you cannot go that way...

o HP:Fine>look
Behind the Crack
Wetnox is standing here.			<------A level 14 orc with almost no metal.	
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Valomek is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.

o HP:Fine>say hmm
Ok.

o HP:Fine>whe
Players in your zone
--------------------
Valomek              - Behind the Crack
Arkine               - Behind the Crack
Wetnox               - Behind the Crack

o HP:Fine>kill *elf* 				<------He was shrouded so all I would see was "Someone"
They aren't here.

o HP:Fine>s
n
Dark Dry Cave
Someone is standing here.			<-----like right there.
Exits: North *South*.

* HP:Fine>Behind the Crack
Wetnox is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Valomek is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: South Down.

o HP:Fine>
*an Elf* yells '3 ork'

o HP:Fine>
*an Elf* yells 'hades'

o HP:Fine>
*an Elf* yells 'for one'

o HP:Fine>say he 1 south
Ok.

o HP:Fine>
Valomek yells 'sigh'

o HP:Fine>
*an Elf* yells 'large '

o HP:Fine>yell we lowbiues!		<------elf knows this as he had been quaking for a while
							     he does not, however, realize that we are baiting him with a shaman
Ok.

o HP:Fine>
*an Elf* yells 'Pepperroni'			<---this was rather funny as he kept knocking on crack and saying PIZZA Delivery

o HP:Fine>
Valomek yells 'lowbies!'

o HP:Fine>yell we lowbies!
Ok.

o HP:Fine>yell lev 14
Ok.

o HP:Fine>s
n
Dark Dry Cave
Someone is standing here.
Exits: North *South*.

* HP:Fine>Behind the Crack
Wetnox is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Valomek is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: South Down.
*an Elf* yells 'ani goud'
Valomek yells 'lv 10'				<-------hehe come get some elf.

o HP:Fine>
*an Elf* yells 'loot?'

o HP:Fine>
Valomek yells 'sure!'

o HP:Fine>
Valomek leaves south.
A hungry warg leaves south.

o HP:Fine>yell hmm fgc

Valomek has arrived from the south.
A hungry warg has arrived from the south.

o HP:Fine>
Ok.

o HP:Fine>
*an Elf* yells 'ok'

o HP:Fine>
*an Elf* yells 'lay down'

o HP:Fine>loo s
The wall is cut by a large crack which has been fitted with a boulder to act
as a crude door. Even when the crack is closed, there is a small chink
that allows one to peer into the cave beyond.
The crack is open.
Door set to: crack

o HP:Fine>
*an Elf* yells 'your good stuff'

o HP:Fine>
*an Elf* yells 'outsade crack'

*an Elf* yells 'and ill leave'	

*an Elf* yells 'good'
Ok.

o HP:Fine>
*an Elf* yells 'stuff'

o HP:Fine>yell now??

Valomek begins to search the cave to the south.

Someone has arrived from the south.		<-----again he has seen 3 of us 

* HP:Fine>
Someone leaves south.

o HP:Fine>
Valomek closes the crack.
Door set to: crack

o HP:Fine>chu
You chuckle politely.

o HP:Fine>open crack

*an Elf* yells 'tooo slow'

o HP:Fine>
Ok.

o HP:Fine>yell drunk rl		<-----this is true
Valomek yells 'hehe'
Ok.

o HP:Fine>
Valomek leaves down.
A hungry warg leaves down.

o HP:Fine>
The crack closes quietly.
Door set to: crack

o HP:Fine>where
Players in your zone
--------------------
Valomek              - Orc Guard Room
Arkine               - Behind the Crack
Wetnox               - Behind the Crack

o HP:Fine>look
Behind the Crack
Wetnox is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.

o HP:Fine>d
Orc Guard Room
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
The dark presence of the Monitor stands at the stone door.
Valomek is resting here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: South Up.
Wetnox has arrived from above.
A hungry warg has arrived from above.

o HP:Fine>
*an Elf* yells 'P dain?'		<----er..no

o HP:Fine>u
Behind the Crack
Exits: South Down.

o>yell nah
Ok.

o>
*an Elf* yells 'ur spellbinder?'	<----no , the banter continues

o>yell what your name
Ok.

o>
Valomek narrates 'nar when to come'	<----I was the bait, the other 2 would wait 1d..hmmm

o>
Saving Arkine.

o>open crack
close crack
Ok.

o>
Ok.

o>look
Behind the Crack

o>look
where
Behind the Crack

o>*an Elf* yells 'Landshark '
Players in your zone
--------------------
Valomek              - Orc Guard Room
Arkine               - Behind the Crack
Wetnox               - Orc Guard Room

o>
*an Elf* yells 'the'

o>
*an Elf* yells 'Elf'

o>whois landshark			<----doh!
No-one by that name.

o>yell name?
Ok.

o>watch s
You start watching the cave beyond the crack.

o>close crack
You stop watching the cave beyond the crack.
It's already closed!

o>watch s
You start watching the cave beyond the crack.

o>
The crack is opened from the other side.
Door set to: crack

o>close crack
You stop watching the cave beyond the crack.
Ok.

o>look
Behind the Crack

o>na come up now
Ok.

o>
Valomek has arrived from below.
A hungry warg has arrived from below.

o>close crack
It's already closed!
The crack is opened from the other side.
Door set to: crack

o>
Valomek leaves down.
A hungry warg leaves down.

o>
Valomek has arrived from below.
A hungry warg has arrived from below.

o>
Valomek leaves down.
A hungry warg leaves down.

o>na just stay up			<-----the elf thinks we a lowbies as is so stay and we hit
						and maybe he flees down
Ok.

o>look
Behind the Crack

o>where
Players in your zone
--------------------
Valomek              - Orc Guard Room
Arkine               - Behind the Crack
Wetnox               - Orc Guard Room

o>close crack
Ok.

o>
Valomek narrates 'nah, he wont enter'

o>open crack
Ok.

o>
Valomek narrates 'say when'

o>close crack
Ok.

o>where
Players in your zone
--------------------
Valomek              - Orc Guard Room
Arkine               - Behind the Crack
Wetnox               - Orc Guard Room

o>d
Orc Guard Room
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
The dark presence of the Monitor stands at the stone door.
Wetnox is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Valomek is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: South Up.

o>con valomek				<----just want to make sure he is what he says he is
Are you mad!?

o>
Valomek says wait for him

o>say dude your the lev 29 3 quake and i dead
Ok.

o>
Valomek leaves up.
A hungry warg leaves up.
A hungry warg leaves up.
You hear some apparently very close noise coming from above.

o>sc
272/272 hit, 69/69 mana, and 144/144 moves.

o>u
Behind the Crack
Valomek is standing here.
Wetnox is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: South Down.

o>
Valomek begins some strange incantations...

o>look

Valomek utters the words 'qfzahz yaae'
Valomek magically creates a mushroom.
A magic mushroom suddenly appears.

o>Valomek eats a magic mushroom.
Behind the Crack
Valomek is standing here.
Wetnox is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.

o>loo s

Valomek opens the crack.
Door set to: crack

o>The wall is cut by a large crack which has been fitted with a boulder to act
as a crude door. Even when the crack is closed, there is a small chink
that allows one to peer into the cave beyond.
The crack is open.
Door set to: crack
Valomek leaves south.
A hungry warg leaves south.
A hungry warg leaves south.

o>
Valomek has arrived from the south.
A hungry warg has arrived from the south.
A hungry warg has arrived from the south.

o>
Iranon narrates 'mark and canon about to eagle to rd'  <---Iranon was the only bn on causing mayhem way s and then to Bree
							   so he couldn't come and help.

o>
The crack closes quietly.
Door set to: crack

o>
Valomek begins some strange incantations...

o>
Valomek utters the words 'qfzahz yaae'
Valomek magically creates a mushroom.
A magic mushroom suddenly appears.

o>
Valomek eats a magic mushroom.

o>
Valomek opens the crack.
Door set to: crack

Valomek begins to search the cave to the south.

o>close crack
open crack
Ok.

o>
Ok.

o>s
n
Dark Dry Cave
Exits: North *South*.

o>Behind the Crack
Valomek is standing here.
Wetnox is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: South Down.

o>say he not cave
Ok.

o>whe
sc
Players in your zone
--------------------
Valomek              - Behind the Crack
Arkine               - Behind the Crack
Wetnox               - Behind the Crack

o>272/272 hit, 69/69 mana, and 144/144 moves.

o>eq
You are using:
<wielded>            a heavy morningstar
<worn as shield>     a large metal wall shield (brand new)
<worn on head>       a spiked metal helmet (brand new)
<worn on body>       a metal breastplate (brand new)
<worn about body>    a cave-bear fur (brand new)
<worn on arms>       a pair of vambraces (brand new)
<worn on hands>      a pair of metal gauntlets (brand new)
<worn on legs>       a pair of greaves (brand new)
<worn on feet>       a pair of iron-shod boots (brand new)
<worn on wrist>      a keyring with a set of lock picks
<worn on finger>     a ring
<worn on back>       a leather satchel
<worn as belt>       a plain leather belt
<worn on belt>       a water skin
<worn on belt>       a butcher knife (brand new)
<worn on belt>       a crude herbal kit

o>
Valomek begins to search the cave to the south.

o>
Iranon narrates 'transe is calling an eagle w bree'

o>
Valomek says he is

o>
Wetnox starts watching the cave beyond the crack.

o>
Wetnox begins to search the cave to the south.

o>
Valomek leaves south.
A hungry warg leaves south.
A hungry warg leaves south.

o>exit
South - Dark Dry Cave
Down  - Orc Guard Room
A hungry warg has arrived from the south.
A hungry warg has arrived from the south.

o>
Wetnox starts watching the cave beyond the crack.

o>
You suddenly notice Valomek.

o>s
n
Dark Dry Cave
Exits: North *South*.

o>Behind the Crack
Valomek is standing here.
Wetnox is standing here watching the cave beyond the crack.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: South Down.

o>
Iranon tells you 'ok'

o>
Valomek begins to search the cave to the south.

o>
Valomek begins to search the cave to the south.

o>
Iranon narrates 'ferny repopped'

o>t iranon and i get you the answer on tax liability fast
Ok.

o>where
Players in your zone
--------------------
Valomek              - Behind the Crack
Arkine               - Behind the Crack
Wetnox               - Behind the Crack

o>s

Iranon narrates '[key: 'foushomgra'] The root crumbles away in a small flurry of dust..'

o>Dark Dry Cave
Exits: North *South*.

o>n
Behind the Crack
Valomek is standing here.
Wetnox is standing here watching the cave beyond the crack.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: South Down.

o>s
s
Dark Dry Cave
Exits: North *South*.

o>
You blink and feel weaker under the cruel light of the sun.
Trail at a Cave
A sign wrought from black metal, inscribed with blood-red letters stands here.
Exits: North *East* *West*.

*>n
n
You feel so much better hiding in the shadows!
Dark Dry Cave
Exits: North *South*.

o>Behind the Crack
Valomek is standing here.
Wetnox is standing here watching the cave beyond the crack.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: South Down.

o>
Iranon tells you 'sweet :) I appreciate it'

o>
Valomek leaves south.
A hungry warg leaves south.
A hungry warg leaves south.

o>
Valomek has arrived from the south.
A hungry warg has arrived from the south.
A hungry warg has arrived from the south.

o>
Saving Arkine.

o>
Wetnox stops following Valomek.

o>
Valomek leaves south.
A hungry warg leaves south.

o>
Valomek has arrived from the south.
A hungry warg has arrived from the south.

o>
The crack closes quietly.
Door set to: crack

o>
Valomek leaves down.
A hungry warg leaves down.

o>
Valomek has arrived from below.
A hungry warg has arrived from below.

Valomek chuckles politely.

o>
*an Elf* yells 'damn'

o>Valomek opens the crack.
Door set to: crack
Ok.

o>
Valomek yells 'slow!'

o>
Someone has arrived from the south.

*>kill *elf*

Someone begins some strange incantations...
Someone swiftly dodges Valomek's attempt to slash him.
They aren't here
*>kill *elf*
Someone utters the word 'zabrahpdjatz'
Someone makes the earth tremble and shiver.
You fall, and hit yourself!
That really HURT!
A hungry warg says 'Ig was your ggst sistkkb Faajáro! I wiLl remamber yoo!'
A hungry warg says 'Pretarl to dig, Fëarágo!'

* HP:Hurt *an Elf*:Healthy Valomek:Fine>
Iranon tells you 'agreed :)'
*an Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* HP:Hurt *an Elf*:Healthy Valomek:Fine>
You crush *an Elf*'s right foot extremely hard.
A hungry warg lightly hits *an Elf*'s body and tickles it.

* HP:Hurt *an Elf*:Fine Valomek:Fine>
Wetnox leaves down.
Valomek closes the crack.
Door set to: crack

* HP:Hurt *an Elf*:Fine Valomek:Fine>kill *elf* 

Valomek begins some strange incantations...

* HP:Hurt *an Elf*:Fine Valomek:Fine>close Crack		<----I am expecting death but just hoping to spam close
Wetnox has arrived from below.					   so Valomek can bolt...was a mistake not to bash	
*an Elf* utters the word 'zabrahpdjatz'
*an Elf* makes the earth tremble and shiver.
You fall, and hit yourself!
That really HURT!
Valomek panics, and attempts to flee.

* HP:Wounded *an Elf*:Fine Valomek:Hurt>close crack
*an Elf* begins some strange incantations...
Valomek begins some strange incantations...
You're already fighting!

* HP:Wounded *an Elf*:Fine Valomek:Hurt>It's already closed!

* HP:Wounded *an Elf*:Fine Valomek:Hurt>close crack

Valomek utters the words 'diesilla barh'
*an Elf* staggers back as the lightning bolt sent by Valomek hits him.

* HP:Wounded *an Elf*:Hurt Valomek:Hurt>It's already closed!
Valomek begins some strange incantations...
*an Elf* utters the word 'zabrahpdjatz'
*an Elf* makes the earth tremble and shiver.
You fall, and hit yourself!
Your blood freezes as you hear a hungry warg's death cry.
A hungry warg is dead! R.I.P.
get coins corpse
Your blood freezes as you hear a hungry warg's death cry.
A hungry warg is dead! R.I.P.
get coins corpse
That really HURT!
Wetnox is mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.  <-----doh!

* HP:Bad *an Elf*:Hurt Valomek:Wounded>
*an Elf* begins some strange incantations...
Valomek begins some strange incantations...

* HP:Bad *an Elf*:Hurt Valomek:Wounded>close crack
flee							<----wimpy!
You can't find a coins in the corpse.

* HP:Bad *an Elf*:Hurt Valomek:Wounded>
You can't find a coins in the corpse.

* HP:Bad *an Elf*:Hurt Valomek:Wounded>It's already closed!
You crush *an Elf*'s left hand very hard.

* HP:Bad *an Elf*:Hurt Valomek:Wounded>PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!
flee
Valomek utters the words 'diesilla barh'
*an Elf* staggers back as the lightning bolt sent by Valomek hits him.

* HP:Bad *an Elf*:Wounded Valomek:Wounded>It's already closed!
flee

Valomek begins some strange incantations...
You flee head over heels.
Orc Guard Room
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
The dark presence of the Monitor stands at the stone door.
Exits: South Up.
Valomek has arrived from above.

o HP:Bad>up
Behind the Crack					<----right here he should have opened crack walked out
The corpse of a hungry warg is lying here.
The corpse of a hungry warg is lying here.
*an Elf* is here, fighting Wetnox.
Wetnox is lying here, mortally wounded.
Exits: South Down.
flee
* HP:Bad>
You flee head over heels.
Dark Dry Cave
Exits: North *South*.

o HP:Bad>

o HP:Bad>
Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry.

o HP:Bad>u
Alas, you cannot go that way...

o HP:Bad>d
Alas, you cannot go that way...

o HP:Bad>n
Behind the Crack
The corpse of *an Orc* is lying here.
The corpse of a hungry warg is lying here.
The corpse of a hungry warg is lying here.
Valomek is here, fighting *an Elf*.
*an Elf* is here, fighting Valomek.
Exits: South Down.

* HP:Bad>s					<----i am getting a little confused now
Kill *Elf*
You are too afraid.
*an Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Elf* leaves down.

o HP:Bad>Dark Dry Cave
Exits: North *South*.

o HP:Bad>
The crack closes quietly.			<----so i see where i am and spam shut
Door set to: crack

o HP:Bad>close crack
It's already closed!

o HP:Bad>close crack
It's already closed!

o HP:Bad>close crack
It's already closed!

o HP:Bad>open crack
Ok.

o HP:Bad>n
close crack
Behind the Crack
The corpse of *an Orc* is lying here.
The corpse of a hungry warg is lying here.
The corpse of a hungry warg is lying here.
Exits: South Down.

o HP:Bad>
Ok.

o HP:Bad>d
Orc Guard Room
The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
The dark presence of the Monitor stands at the stone door.
The shadow of *an Elf* is floating here.		<------muhahahaha
Valomek is standing here.
Exits: South Up.

o HP:Bad>u
Behind the Crack
The corpse of *an Orc* is lying here.
The corpse of a hungry warg is lying here.
The corpse of a hungry warg is lying here.
Exits: South Down.

o HP:Bad>d
Orc Guard Room
The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
The dark presence of the Monitor stands at the stone door.
The shadow of *an Elf* is floating here.
Valomek is standing here trying to concentrate.
Exits: South Up.


SNIP SNIP

Valomek gets a silver wedding ring from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Valomek gets a fine chain mail shirt from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Valomek gets an old violet hat from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Valomek gets a violet pair of pants from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Valomek gets a black pair of padded boots from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Valomek gets a thin pair of leather gloves from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Valomek gets a violet pair of sleeves from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Valomek gets a reinforced oak staff from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Valomek gets a forest green cloak from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Valomek gets a leather backpack from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Valomek gets a keyring with a few keys and a set of lock picks from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Valomek gets an engraved broadsword from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Valomek gets a broad silver belt from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Valomek gets a moneybag from the corpse of *an Elf*.

o HP:Bad>
You get a pile of coins from the corpse of *an Elf*.
There was 12 gold coins, 11 silver pennies, and 16 copper pennies.

o HP:Bad>
Iranon tells you 'nice'

o HP:Bad>ec
examine corpse
corpse (here) : 
a sable pouch
a sable pouch
a water skin

o HP:Bad>gac
get all corpse
You get a water skin from the corpse of *an Elf*.
You get a sable pouch from the corpse of *an Elf*.
You get a sable pouch from the corpse of *an Elf*.

o HP:Bad>
Valomek puts a silver wedding ring in a sable pouch.

o HP:Bad>say yes!!!
Ok.

o HP:Bad>
Valomek smiles viciously.

o HP:Bad>trop #
                *** TROPHY *** (Number Killed, Knowledge, Mobile)

|   1,  0%,  #Fëanáro                  |                                      |

o HP:Bad>na Feanaro dies!
Ok.
Valomek narrates 'feanaro rip'

o HP:Bad>stat
OB: 108%, DB: 7%, PB: 38%, Armour: 88%. Wimpy: 100. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 298,571 xp, 1,037 tp. Gold: 27. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- panic
- noquit
- novoid

o HP:Bad>
Valomek snickers softly.

oValomek says any copper?			<---Valomek was horny for the copper and all of the equip



And that was that, was both brave and stupid of Feanaro.   
My little plan worked but we were awfully lucky.