This can't be true...
posted by Gildur
2000-11-11 19:38:04
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Abusement of bad game mechanics
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| Me and Frutti were in Sewers to get some money (and xp) cause I was almost naked  |
| (had halberd, fgc, buckler). So we heard mobs yelling orc in Tharbad and ran outa |
| Sewers. I tracked and found out he in bakery, door locked. Couldn't open cause    |
| south gate guards were standing there, aggressive to everyone. That what happened |
| next was a total nightmare.                                                       |
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| Logged by *Gildur the Dwarf* (11.11.2000)                                         |
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### So I told Frutti to buff em while I pick door

n
Snake Alley
A Guard is here looking suspiciously at everyone passing.
A Guard is here looking suspiciously at everyone passing.
A Guard is here looking suspiciously at everyone passing.
Frutti is standing here.
Exits: East South West.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>open door 
It seems to be locked.
You swiftly dodge a guard's attempt to slash you.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Hot a guard:Healthy>
A guard slashes your right foot and tickles it.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Hot a guard:Healthy>flee
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* C HP:Fine Mana:Hot a guard:Healthy>
A guard tries to slash Frutti, but he parries successfully.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Hot a guard:Healthy>flee
You flee head over heels.
Snake Alley
Exits: North East.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>n
Snake Alley
A Guard is here looking suspiciously at everyone passing.
A guard is here, fighting Frutti.
A Guard is here looking suspiciously at everyone passing.
Frutti is here, fighting a guard.
Exits: East South West.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Strum narrates 'Orc on south greenway'

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>open door 
It seems to be locked.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
A guard joins a guard's fight.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
A guard strongly slashes your body and tickles it.
Frutti cleaves a guard's left arm extremely hard.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning a guard:Fine>flee
You flee head over heels.
Snake Alley
Exits: North East.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>n
Snake Alley
A Guard is here looking suspiciously at everyone passing.
A guard is here, fighting Frutti.
A guard is here, fighting Frutti.
Frutti is here, fighting a guard.
Exits: East South West.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
A guard barely slashes Frutti's body and tickles it.
Frutti cleaves a guard's right arm extremely hard.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>open door 
It seems to be locked.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>pick door 
Using your lockpicks, you try to pick the lock...
Frutti says 'done ?'
A guard joins a guard's fight.
A guard lightly slashes Frutti's head and tickles it.
A guard lightly slashes Frutti's right leg and tickles it.

A guard barely slashes Frutti's left hand and tickles it.

A guard barely slashes Frutti's body and tickles it.

A guard barely slashes Frutti's right foot and tickles it.

The lock finally yields to your skill.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>open door 
Ok.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>e
kill *orc*
The Bakery
A large arrow lies on the ground.
The corpse of a guard is lying here.
The corpse of a guard is lying here.
The corpse of a Baker is lying here.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, fighting a guard.
A thief lurks here, looking for a stranger to rob.
A guard is here, fighting *a dreadful Orc*.
Exits: West.

### Seems he was lureing guards in 1 by 1 to kill em all

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Alas! 
You failed to reach him through the melee.
*a dreadful Orc* shoots a guard's left arm very hard and shatters it.
A guard is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>bash 
Bash what or whom?

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
A guard has arrived from the west.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>kill *orc*

A guard stops using a lantern.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt a guard:Dying>
You smite *a dreadful Orc*'s left foot extremely hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
*a dreadful Orc* hits a guard's head extremely hard and shatters it.
Your blood freezes as you hear a guard's death cry.
A guard is dead! R.I.P.

get coins corpse
kill *orc*
* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
A guard has arrived from the west.

kill *orc*
* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
*a dreadful Orc* gets a pile of coins from the corpse of a guard.
A guard stops using a lantern.
A guard approaches *a dreadful Orc*, trying to slash him.
Saving Gildur.

### My mistake here to not close the door but start with bash first

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>bash 
close door 

A guard has arrived from the west.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
*a dreadful Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a dreadful Orc* leaves west.
A guard stops using a lantern.

Lasse narrates 'wave iam off to a sauna'

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>close door 
You can't find a coins in the corpse.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>They aren't here.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>close door 
They aren't here.
A guard leaves west.

### Check this, he enters and guards hit me instead of him!

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>close door 
close door 
Bash what or whom?
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the west.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
Ok.
A guard slashes your right leg very hard and tickles it.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning a guard:Healthy>It's already closed!

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning a guard:Healthy>It's already closed!

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning a guard:Healthy>*a dreadful Orc* locks the door.
It's already closed!
A thief strongly pierces your body and tickles it.
You smite a guard's left foot extremely hard.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning a guard:Fine>look 
It's already closed!
A guard slashes your head hard and tickles it.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning a guard:Fine>close door 
The Bakery
A large arrow lies on the ground.
The corpse of a guard is lying here.
The corpse of a guard is lying here.
The corpse of a guard is lying here.
The corpse of a Baker is lying here.
A thief is here, fighting YOU.
A guard is here, fighting YOU.
A guard is here, fighting YOU.
*a dreadful Orc* is standing here.

### Fuck this!

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning a guard:Fine>close door 
It's already closed!
Inglor narrates 's of morthan?'

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning a guard:Fine>close door 
It's already closed!

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning a guard:Fine>
It's already closed!

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning a guard:Fine>* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning a guard:Fine>
A thief pierces your left foot hard and tickles it.
A guard slashes your left leg hard and tickles it.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning a guard:Fine>
A guard strongly slashes your right foot and tickles it.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning a guard:Fine>open door 
It seems to be locked.

### Great!

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning a guard:Fine>flee
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning a guard:Fine>
You smite a guard's head extremely hard.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning a guard:Fine>
A guard strongly slashes your left foot and tickles it.
A thief pierces your body very hard.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning a guard:Fine>ce

A guard strongly slashes your right leg and tickles it.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning a guard:Fine>Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning a guard:Fine>
Frutti tells you 'orc'

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning a guard:Fine>cha mood agg
Ok.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning a guard:Fine>
A guard slashes your right leg hard.

* C HP:Wounded Mana:Burning a guard:Fine>
A guard slashes your right leg extremely hard.

* C HP:Wounded Mana:Burning a guard:Fine>k
Hit whom?

* C HP:Wounded Mana:Burning a guard:Fine>look 

*a dreadful Orc* begins searching the surroundings.
You smite a guard's right arm extremely hard.

* C HP:Wounded Mana:Burning a guard:Fine>The Bakery
A large arrow lies on the ground.
The corpse of a guard is lying here.
The corpse of a guard is lying here.
The corpse of a guard is lying here.
The corpse of a Baker is lying here.
A thief is here, fighting YOU.
A guard is here, fighting YOU.
A guard is here, fighting YOU.
*a dreadful Orc* is standing here looking for missiles.
A thief pierces your right leg very hard.

* C HP:Wounded Mana:Burning a guard:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* C HP:Wounded Mana:Burning a guard:Fine>
A guard slashes your body hard.

* C HP:Wounded Mana:Burning a guard:Fine>
A guard slashes your body extremely hard.

* C HP:Wounded Mana:Burning a guard:Fine>dos

*a dreadful Orc* stops searching.

* C HP:Wounded Mana:Burning a guard:Fine>Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

* C HP:Wounded Mana:Burning a guard:Fine>sa shit

A thief pierces your left arm extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!

* C HP:Bad Mana:Burning a guard:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* C HP:Bad Mana:Burning a guard:Fine>
You smite a guard's head extremely hard and shatter it.

* C HP:Bad Mana:Burning a guard:Hurt>
Ok.
A guard slashes your right leg hard.

* C HP:Bad Mana:Burning a guard:Hurt>stare

A guard strongly slashes your right foot.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* C HP:Bad Mana:Burning a guard:Hurt>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* C HP:Bad Mana:Burning a guard:Hurt>
A thief pierces your body hard and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* C HP:Bad Mana:Burning a guard:Hurt>
A guard slashes your right arm hard and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* C HP:Bad Mana:Burning a guard:Hurt>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* C HP:Bad Mana:Burning a guard:Hurt>
A guard strongly slashes your right leg and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* C HP:Awful Mana:Burning a guard:Hurt>
You stare at the sky.

* C HP:Awful Mana:Burning a guard:Hurt>
*a dreadful Orc* joins a guard's fight.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* C HP:Awful Mana:Burning a guard:Hurt>
A guard slashes your left leg hard and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You smite a guard's right arm extremely hard.

* C HP:Awful Mana:Burning a guard:Hurt>
A thief pierces your body extremely hard and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

### Even thief thought I'm the criminal here

* C HP:Awful Mana:Burning a guard:Hurt>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* C HP:Awful Mana:Burning a guard:Hurt>
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
A guard slashes your left arm hard and shatters it.
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

* C HP:Dying Mana:Burning a guard:Hurt>
You feel a strong ache there!
You are mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.
You feel a strong ache there!

You are dead! Sorry...


o C HP:Awful Mana:Burning>
WARNING: inactivity timeout in 10 seconds.

* C HP:Awful Mana:Burning>score
4/397 hit, 54/64 mana, and 148/148 moves.

* C HP:Awful Mana:Burning>

### Conclusion - orc triggered south gate guards and I died.
### Game mechanics are so dead wrong, and ppl keep abusing em.
### I already claimed for reimburse but to be honest I didn't
### lost much anything, shit eq and 50k xp. But hey! This all
### situation is redicculous. I say no more.
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Manatark2000-11-11 19:42:38
Both n and s gateguards are aggressive, when drawn out of their normal positions.
Moonshade2000-11-11 19:52:52
There are zillions of strange and stupid bugs in muddle, some of them are getting fixed, but too slow it seems. Justice system on puke side is priority nr.1 to fix imho, but it seemes management thinks otherwise...
Deor2000-11-11 20:35:00
There is a mudller specifically assigned to fix small mudlle bugs like this and he is overworked :P The lack of quality people with coding experience at management level is a problem, but most decent coders have too much rl responsibility anyway. It's an unwritten rule that says once you get promoted to mudller you automatically get promoted to some ungodly job with an ungodly salary in rl which takes you away from the game. It's a curse :P
Rackhir2000-11-11 21:13:32
You should have bash dis guard and hitted orc but still think you would have died
Adorable2000-11-11 21:21:26
Lemme guess, orcie was Gretna? :O)
Comforts to Gildur :O(
Zeveron2000-11-12 00:08:14
Think I wrote about that bug some year ago on "bug"
But apparently Gods prefer to change/hide and or downgrade some things be4
fixing bugs
swork2000-11-12 15:48:45
Mobs hit 1.player if you agg. Orc left room, and came back, so you became 1. player, meaning they hitted you.
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