Skojardu vs Woodpecker
posted by Skojardu
2000-11-14 23:27:05
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When no1 post logs i get bored so send logs damnit
With the lack of any pukes i wanted to sharpen my extrem pk skills


o W C HP:Fine>k woodpecker                {---- die peckerbrain
o W C>
A woodpecker panics, and attempts to flee.
A woodpecker leaves west.

o W C>w
k woodpecker				  {---- Mighty Skojardu kill
A Wind-beaten Hill
A woodpecker is here, tapping on a tree.
Exits: ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.

o W C>o W C a woodpecker:Healthy>
You approach a woodpecker, trying to smite it.

o W C a woodpecker:Healthy>
A woodpecker panics, and attempts to flee. {---- Whata chicken
A woodpecker leaves south.

o W C>s
k woodpecker				   {---- This time i get him	
Green, Wooded Hillside
A boar cub is playing here, and exploring the wide world.
A long-tailed bird watches you from the vegetation.
A woodpecker is here, tapping on a tree.
A boar cub is playing here, and exploring the wide world.
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.

o W C>o W C a woodpecker:Healthy>
You approach a woodpecker, trying to smite it. {---- Ehhh

o W C a woodpecker:Healthy>
A woodpecker panics, and attempts to flee.     {---- See puke style
A woodpecker leaves north.		       

o W C>n
k woodpecker				       {---- Die please?	
A Wind-beaten Hill
A woodpecker is here, tapping on a tree.
Exits: ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.

o W C>o W C a woodpecker:Healthy>
You approach a woodpecker, trying to smite it.

o W C a woodpecker:Healthy>
Saving Skojardu.

o W C a woodpecker:Healthy>A woodpecker panics, and attempts to flee.
A woodpecker leaves east.

o W C>e
k woodpecker				    {---- DIIIIIEEEEEE
Elevated Woodland
The corpse of a boar is lying here.
A woodpecker is here, tapping on a tree.
Exits: ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.

o W C>o W C a woodpecker:Healthy>
You approach a woodpecker, trying to smite it.

o W C a woodpecker:Healthy>
A woodpecker panics, and attempts to flee.
A woodpecker leaves west.

o W C>w
k woodpecker				    {---- One more try
A Wind-beaten Hill
A woodpecker is here, tapping on a tree.
Exits: ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.

o W C>o W C a woodpecker:Healthy>
You approach a woodpecker, trying to smite it. {---- No?

o W C a woodpecker:Healthy>
A woodpecker panics, and attempts to flee. {---- Argh he gotta be mage
A woodpecker leaves south.

o W C>s
k woodpecker				  {---- PLEASE DIIIEEEE???
Green, Wooded Hillside
A boar cub is playing here, and exploring the wide world.
A restless rabbit bounces around.
A woodpecker is here, tapping on a tree.
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.

o W C>o W C a woodpecker:Healthy>
You approach a woodpecker, trying to smite it. {---- CRYYYYY

o W C a woodpecker:Healthy>time
According to the Dúnadan calendar, it is:
12am on Trewsday, the 25th of Astron, Year 2852 of the Third Age.
You don't feel well outside.
It must be the middle of the night.
The present Tan Istar, Lord of the Istari Council is Jahara.
Real time is Tue Nov 14 22:10:52 2000 GMT.
Last reboot due to a crash at Mon Nov 13 13:16:20 2000 GMT

o W C a woodpecker:Healthy>
A woodpecker panics, and attempts to flee. 
A woodpecker leaves north.		{---- I know its you fingeror

o W C>n
k woodpecker				{---- Stand still just once?
A Wind-beaten Hill
A woodpecker is here, tapping on a tree.
Exits: ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.

o W C>o W C a woodpecker:Healthy>
You approach a woodpecker, trying to smite it.{---- Arrgghhhhh

o W C a woodpecker:Healthy>
A woodpecker panics, and attempts to flee. {---- NOOOOOOOOOO
A woodpecker leaves east.

o W C>e
k woodpecker				{---- One more try
Elevated Woodland
A woodpecker is here, tapping on a tree.
Exits: ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.

o W C>o W C a woodpecker:Healthy>
You approach a woodpecker, trying to smite it. {---- WTF

o W C a woodpecker:Healthy>
A woodpecker panics, and attempts to flee.
A woodpecker leaves east.

o W C>e
k woodpecker				{---- Last try 
The wooded hillside gives way to a clear flatland.
West of the Ford in the Bruinen
A woodpecker is here, tapping on a tree.
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.

o W C>o W C a woodpecker:Healthy>
You approach a woodpecker, trying to smite it. {---- damnit!

o W C a woodpecker:Healthy>
A woodpecker panics, and attempts to flee. 
A woodpecker leaves east.

o W C>e
A Ford in the River Bruinen
A woodpecker is here, tapping on a tree. {----Now i got yea
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.
The water is frozen solid.

o W C>k woodpecker
o W C a woodpecker:Healthy>
You approach a woodpecker, trying to smite it. {----Not

o W C a woodpecker:Healthy>
A woodpecker panics, and attempts to flee.{---- I hate mages
A woodpecker leaves north.

So i came to the conclussion i suck.
And bash is cheating eeehh.
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Skojardu2000-11-14 23:28:13
Please im a newbie dont flame me eh!
Lochdale2000-11-14 23:41:58
That was the single greatest waste of bandwith since Al Gore invented the internet. Skojardu, and solely Skojardu, is the reason all the tech stocks are falling.
Nator2000-11-14 23:47:15
LOL!!! this must have been one the best logs in ages! 'why?' you ask. no trap, no hugegroup, no WHINE. it's just SO perfect. thanx for sharing this with us, Skojardu.
Ethar2000-11-15 00:08:07
:)
Khwaj2000-11-15 00:15:03
Du goe götebörgare
Fredde2000-11-15 00:18:52
Men satan! du måste träna lite på igelkottar först
Darkangel2000-11-15 01:37:26
The best log in ages! :O) I'm still laughing....rofl. But hey, you don't suck Skojardu, that woodpecker was obviously using actionflee :O)
Unknown2000-11-15 06:36:05
He was very obvious linkless, only wimpy fleeing, noone would stand still and let troll come in and hit time after time. YOU FUCKING LINKLESS KILLER!
Niya2000-11-15 10:01:31
LOLOL - I bet they only thing you wanted was to loot the corpse :P Great log
Pampalini2000-11-15 20:46:09
Hmmm stupid log with funny comments (maybe better than good log with stupid comments??)
fubar2000-11-15 21:39:31
BASH HIM YOU FOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
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Juston2000-11-15 23:35:26
I NEED YOU FOR THE RABBIT HOLES SKOJARDU!
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