A sunny day in Bree right before sunset, five warlords come wandering
down Old East Road - a Dwarf, a Hobbit, a Man, an Elf and a Half-Elf.

Suddenly, they meet a Vala on their way, who is in an extremely good 
mood that day. He grants them one wish each - and they can have anything 
they want in the MUME-world.

The Dwarf thinks long and hard, and finally says:
"If I can have anything I want...then I want a seperate MUME for Dwarves, 
where all the Dwarves are and where there's only Dwarves and noone else"

*pouf*
The Vala makes his wish come true, and the Dwarf travels to his new home 
as a happy man.

The Hobbit watches the Dwarf and asks the Vala:
"Is it true that the Dwarves got a seperate MEME where all of them are, 
and only them? With no wars and darkies?"

The Vala confirms that is how it is and the Hobbit immediately wishes 
the same for all Hobbits.

*pouf*
The Vala makes his wish come true, and the Hobbits travels to his new 
home as a happy halfling.

The Man and the Elf wishes the same, when they hear of the Dwarf's and 
Hobbit's wishes and travel on happily to their homes as the wishes are granted.

Finally, left, is the Half-Elf, who asks the Vala:
"Is it true that the Dwarves, Hobbits, Elves and Men got each of their 
own worlds with peace and harmony and no wars?"

The Vala nods and says that it is indeed true.

The Half-Elf looks around and thinks for a short while, before looking 
up at the Vala with a content smile:

"Then I'll have a beer"


=)
Niya the Half-Elf