Top 10 things you don't....
posted by Niya
2000-11-17 02:49:08
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...wanna hear your xp-buddy say =)
In Amon Othar by levers:
"Oh, I just remembered - It's not with this char I got 16 strength"

When you're bleeding to death:
"Sorry, just used all my mana on 40 mushrooms"

By chief, Tharbad:
"The key? Dropped it outside"

When you just died:
"Oh - I gave that nice ruby ring from your corpse to my MUME-girlfriend
- she thought it looked neat"

Coocooned in spidermaze, BM:
"Oops...seems I'm out of oil"

Troubles fighting Trolls, Warrens:
"Err...Did I mention I'm on the Istari Quest? Gotta run"

By your corpse:
"What do you mean loot? Thought the corpse looked nice burning =)"

Anywhere:
"Wait... the deathtrap is not north as I said, but south... Did you 
die falling into that big endless hole?"

Fighting mobs:
"Yeah of course I can buffer - my magic missiles rock!"

Playing trolls, dawn at bleak plains:
"Maybe you should lead? I'm lost..."
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Wendle2000-11-17 03:17:13
Lol LOl LOl rofl! that some funny stuff :p
Wendle2000-11-17 03:17:36
WOW! first time i ever got first comment!
Manatark2000-11-17 03:20:28
This makes we're-not-amused-panda a very sad panda.
Korf2000-11-17 03:27:10
i liked it
Jane2000-11-17 03:38:12
heheheh...
Juston2000-11-17 03:47:27
How about this one:

Willow: "I wonder what would happen if i used this black candle?."

Lord: "Whoops, repop."

Any Raid Group: "I wonder if it's a good sign that the buffer is using a hatchet?"

On a Warrens raid: "I wonder if we could rent in Grinder?"

Anywhere, anytime: "Juston tells you 'Want to Group?"

Niya2000-11-17 04:02:39
LOL Juston =)
Brumm2000-11-17 04:20:10
Coocooned in spidermaze, BM:
"Oops...seems I'm out of oil"

As far as i know there is no way to release yourself from inside a coocoon, with or without oil.
Perhap you meant trapped in the web at Mormaeg?
Was pretty amusing to read, especially Manatarks commment.
Niya2000-11-17 04:22:34
Naw... We're talking about the "buddy" standing outside the coocoon (with you in it) =)
Brumm2000-11-17 04:22:58
I won't make a second comment saying that I am aware of my typo, that'd just be a silly waste of bandwidth and your time.
Brumm2000-11-17 04:24:54
Well, I wasn't aware that you could burn them coocoons from the outside either, was only aware that you could cut it open.
Niya2000-11-17 04:27:15
Well when you point it out... I have always cut it open myself - was told once that it could be burned though - Maybe it can't =)
Juston2000-11-17 07:13:48
More:

Moria: "oops sorry i gotta rent" or "Uh, the buffer DID know that n and s on durin's bridge is a dt right?"

Willow Soul: "You're trapped inside the soul? well, i'm outside so i'll just hit him- that should let you out right?"

DT when it's whitie: "Uh, those trolls look mighty hungry."

Raid: "Bad news- our 3 hobbit casters were targeted by trolls."

Tharain2000-11-17 08:03:48
it's like "oh, had full metal set yesterday, gave it away cuz i don't carry more eq than needed" . In the other hand, all ppl wait you to have some set in poket... was funny=)
Ainagul2000-11-17 08:08:35
SOUTHPARK ROCKS! *wink manatark*
Meteor2000-11-17 10:08:46
Giggle Juston
Hannibal2000-11-17 10:54:06
Edvard2000-11-17 10:54:17
hahahaha funny shit =)
Vorlin2000-11-17 12:26:10
I'd hope that oil does -not- work on bm cocoons. You are inside cocoon, buddy pours oil all over it and lights it on fire. Anyone else see a problem here? :)
Niya2000-11-17 12:40:04
You got a point there, Vorlin =P
Whity2000-11-17 13:48:13
Hilarious!
Ethar2000-11-17 14:07:29
hehe :)
Fëagil2000-11-17 15:09:48
Hmm, being down in bm mines without light and your buddy trapped in a coccoon? Sure sounds like lotsa fun, i don't know if there's ANYONE who can walk out of those mines blindfolded with 4 hungry spiders on him :)
Galadon2000-11-17 18:06:50
How about "Daevia tells you 'man, I really thought I could stab that sleept troll with my 6 str and the tooth pick with you two guys spamsearching in the room!"
Eothen2000-11-17 18:13:18
I could get out of the mines with 3 hungry spiders on me. But 4 is just too much. ;p
Umm2000-11-17 18:13:38
if a corpse is burned, can't you reveal tattered eqquipment?
grunge2000-11-17 19:51:18
my favorite is "sorry dude, i just gave away 7 warswords yesterday..."
Valir2000-11-17 23:12:56
Reminds me how i tried to do gc once and my picker decided to go afk without telling me...
Eldarion2000-11-19 02:56:59
I can walk out of those mines blindfolded with four hungry spiders on me.
Glader2000-11-19 20:19:48
I like logs like this very well, they're cute and has nothing to do with porn! Hilarous! And Galadons comment made me laf badly.
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