2 lowbie bns die (quite amusing)
posted by Eldacil
2000-11-23 08:30:22
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Not much posted recently, so I post this log from yesterday that I thought was q
Logged by Eldacil (Elf scout) on 22/11/00.

I'm tracking some orc...

* S>west
A Path along a Steep, Brown Bank
Exits: North East South West.

You see some tracks of a hungry warg leading west
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

* S>west
A Ford in the River Bruinen
Exits: North East South West.

*a Man* has arrived, borne along by the current.  # Hello my little one!
v
You see some tracks of a hungry warg leading west
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

* S>whe

Players in your zone
--------------------
Eldacil              - A Ford in the River Bruinen

* S>kill *orc*
They aren't here.

* S>km
* S *a Man*:Wounded>
kill *man*
You feel yourself exposed. # See me now? :)
You pierce *a Man*'s body extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

* S *a Man*:Wounded>
You swiftly dodge *a Man*'s attempt to hit you.

* S *a Man*:Wounded>
*a Man* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Man* leaves  v v v  S O U T H  v v v.

* S>south
You need to swim to go there.

* S>sw
Ok, from now you'll try to swim.

* W S>south
You failed swimming there.

* W S>south
Troubled Waters South of a Ford
A fat carp swims here.
A trout swims here.
Exits: North East West.

Tracking in water is not possible.
You stop tracking your victim.

* W S>
Ardent narrates 'Hehe, wish I knew whether or not I was north or south of the damn road.'

* W S>
* W S>west

Saving Eldacil.

* W S>Bend in the River Bruinen
*a Man* is standing here.
Exits: North East South.

* W S>km
kill *man*

* W S *a Man*:Dying>
You pierce *a Man*'s body extremely hard and shatter it.
*a Man* is mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

* W S *a Man*:Dying>
You pierce *a Man*'s right arm extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
You receive your share of experience.
get all.coins corpse
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *a Man*'s death cry.
*a Man* is dead! R.I.P.

* W S>
You get a pile of coins from the corpse of *a Man*.
There was 16 celeb pennies.

* W S>
You are borne along by a strong current.
River Bruinen
Exits: North South.
You swim and successfully stay on the water.

* W S>north
Bend in the River Bruinen
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
Exits: North East South.

* W S>exc
exa corpse

corpse (here) : 
a wooden pipe
a black cloak (used)
a large sack
a black pair of pants (used)
a black hood (used)
a black shirt (worn out)
a ring
a canoe

* W S>
You are borne along by a strong current.
River Bruinen
Exits: North South.
You swim and successfully stay on the water.

* W S>north
Bend in the River Bruinen
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
Exits: North East South.

* W S>north
West of the Ford in the Bruinen
A long-tailed bird watches you from the vegetation.
Exits: North East South West.

* W S>
Whity narrates 'well..you prolly ARE north or south of the road'

* W S>
Whity narrates '*PONDER*'

* W S>
Ardent narrates 'Thanks whity!'

* W S>
Eral narrates 'ehe'

* W S>
A wood partridge leaves  ^ ^ ^  N O R T H  ^ ^ ^.

* W S>na hahaha. really funny log
Ok.

* W S>
Whity narrates ':P'

* W S>tro #
                *** TROPHY *** (Number Killed, Knowledge, Mobile)

|   1,  1%,  #Skrållan                 |   1,  1%,  #Akallabeth               |
# Rest of the trophy cut out.

* W S>na skrallan rip
Ardent narrates 'Orc found me'
Ok.

* W S>
Eral narrates 'i pick oakendoor, then it pops and i cant pick it anymore? :P'

* W S>
A wood partridge has arrived from the north.

* W S>
*a Man* has arrived from the north.  <=== Another one?! *grin*

* W S>
*a Man* leaves  < < <  W E S T  < < < .

* W S>na he arrived at ford on the current. i hit him. he got wounded. i followed nad he riip
Ok.

* W S>kill *orc*  # Ok. maybe time to change targets?
They aren't here.

* W S>km
kill *man*
They aren't here.

* W S>west
As you walk uphill, you plunge into the higher parts of a forest.
Elevated Woodland
Exits: East South West.

* W S>km
kill *man*

They aren't here.

* W S>west
A Wind-beaten Hill
Exits: East South West.

* W S>west
Dispersed Pines along the Road
Exits: North East South West.

* W S>west
Meadow Dotted in Pine Trees
Exits: North East South West.

* W S>west
west
Meadow beside the Road
A brown fox is here, looking for some rabbits to chew up.
Exits: North East South West.

* W S>west
Stony Meadow
Exits: North East South West.

* W S>west
A swift wind blows through the meadow out of the north.
Boundless Meadow
Exits: North East South West.

* W S>west
A swift wind blows through the meadow out of the east.
Boundless Meadow
A brown fox is here, looking for some rabbits to chew up.
Exits: North East South West.

* W S>Cultivated Fields
Yellow flowers, with grey-green foliage, grow in clusters here.
Exits: East South West.

* W S>trm
tr *man*

You carefully examine the ground around you, looking for tracks...


You stop searching.

* W S>east
Boundless Meadow
A brown fox is here, looking for some rabbits to chew up.
Exits: North East South West.

* W S>east
east
The wind swirls through the meadow out of the west.
Boundless Meadow
Exits: North East South West.

* W S>east
The wind suddenly stops blowing through the meadow.
Stony Meadow
Exits: North East South West.

* W S>east
Meadow beside the Road
A brown fox is here, looking for some rabbits to chew up.
Exits: North East South West.

* W S>Meadow Dotted in Pine Trees
Exits: North East South West.

* W S>trm
tr *man*

You carefully examine the ground around you, looking for tracks...


You stop searching.

* W S>east
Dispersed Pines along the Road
Exits: North East South West.
You suddenly notice a mole.

* W S>east
A Wind-beaten Hill
Exits: East South West.
As the sun climbs lazily over the mountains, their snowy peaks shine brightly.

* W S>trm
tr *man*

You carefully examine the ground around you, looking for tracks...

Ardent narrates 'Near fordable'

Hmm... It seems there is no sign of *man* here.

* W S>
* W S>east
Elevated Woodland
Exits: East South West.

* W S>east
The wooded hillside gives way to a clear flatland.
West of the Ford in the Bruinen
A long-tailed bird watches you from the vegetation.
Exits: North East South West.

* W S>
Ardent narrates 'ORcie fun'

* W S>trm
tr *man*

You carefully examine the ground around you, looking for tracks...

You see some tracks of *a Man* leading west
 (done less than 1 hour ago).
A wood partridge leaves  ^ ^ ^  N O R T H  ^ ^ ^.

* W S>west
As you walk uphill, you plunge into the higher parts of a forest.
Elevated Woodland
Exits: East South West.

You see some tracks of *a Man* leading south
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

* W S>west
A Wind-beaten Hill
Exits: East South West.

Hmm... you have lost the track.

* W S>tr
You carefully examine the ground around you, looking for tracks...

tr
You see:
   - a track of an Elf coming from the east (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of an Elf leading east (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of an Elf coming from the west (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of an Elf leading west (done less than 1 hour ago).

Eral narrates 'heh even got 1 more pickupgrade, still cant pick it'

   - a track of a hungry warg leading west (done less than 6 hours ago).

You stop searching, you don't seem to find anything else.

* W S>
You carefully examine the ground around you, looking for tracks...

You see:
   - a track of an Elf coming from the east (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of an Elf leading east (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of an Elf coming from the west (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of an Elf leading west (done less than 2 hours ago).


You stop searching.  <=== Yes some bad tracking here I know.

* W S>east
Elevated Woodland
Exits: East South West.
A brown fox has arrived from the south.

* W S>south
An Evergreen Woodland
Exits: North South West.

* W S>trm
tr *man*

You carefully examine the ground around you, looking for tracks...

Eral narrates 'any1 near tbad? :P'

You see some tracks of *a Man* leading south
 (done less than 2 hours ago).

* W S>south
Lush Forest Overlooking the River
Exits: North West.

You see some tracks of *a Man* leading west
 (done less than 2 hours ago).

* W S>west
Evergreen Forest
A fierce boar is here, grunting at you.
Exits: North East West.

You see some tracks of *a Man* leading west
 (done less than 2 hours ago).

* W S>west
*a Man* has arrived from the west.
Sheltered Lowlands
Exits: North East West.

You see some tracks of *a Man* leading east
 (done less than 1 hour ago).

* W S>east
Evergreen Forest
A fierce boar is here, grunting at you.
*a Man* is standing here.
Exits: North East West.
Aha, you have found your victim!

* W S>
*a Man* snickers softly. # Hihi :)

* W S>kill *orc*
They aren't here.

* W S>
*a Man* lies down and falls asleep.  # *rofl*
* W S>Target set to: *man*

A boar hits *a Man*'s right leg very hard and shatters it.
*a Man* is mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.  # Noooo!!!
* W S>backstab *man*
You can't backstab a fighting person!

* W S>kill *man*
* W S>
You pierce *a Man*'s body extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
You receive your share of experience.  # 2,  2%,  #Akallabeth
Yes! 
You're beginning to get the idea. # I killed him about 20 minutes earlier
Your blood freezes as you hear *a Man*'s death cry.
*a Man* is dead! R.I.P.

* W S>
The day has begun.

* W S>
Saber has arrived from the west.  # Saber got him on trophy too.
* W S>
A boar leaves  ^ ^ ^  N O R T H  ^ ^ ^.

* W S>
Saber leaves  > > >  E A S T  > > >.

* W S>
Saber has arrived from the east.

# The only reason I was hunting these lowbie bns was to raise my alignment
# to take a quest.

# I thought this 2 deaths were quite funny.
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Baldie2000-11-23 08:38:12
So you killed tre newbie Bn's in 20 minutes. You're the man. Try figthing
some bigger darkies next time. You might enjoy it, we will :)
Skojardu2000-11-23 09:05:08
Ofcourse he wount he just die then :]
Eldacil2000-11-23 09:08:08
Hmm. You don't get it do you? I said in the comments at the start that there was no skill involved. I just thought '*a Man* lies down and falls asleep.' and '*a Man* has arrived, borne along by the current.' were funny. I guess you had to be there though to appreciate the humour.
Prist2000-11-23 09:20:29
Always sad to see my fellow minions to die :(
Glader2000-11-23 09:37:36
I dont think it was very funny.
*a bn*2000-11-23 09:40:17
your so cruel
Vridush2000-11-23 09:57:38
Why even bother to comment? *ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz*
Hannibal2000-11-23 10:17:40
yeah Vridush! only loosers comment on this!

*duh*
Skrållan2000-11-23 12:15:09
I would never have died if I'd been myself, but as you saw from my corpse I was having a good time smoking pot in my canoe. Watching Elrond and the other goons doing their everyday duties down in the valley.
Fredde2000-11-23 14:53:13
i liked this log =)

Meteor2000-11-23 16:01:16
Snicker boring=P
Bobbie2000-11-23 16:33:48
*Laugh Skrållan*
Aschit2000-11-23 17:15:21
Well, I found the current part amusing :)
Balder2000-11-23 22:00:48
rofl skrållan
Eldacil2000-11-24 02:37:44
*gig Skrållan* :)
Johannes2000-11-24 10:26:00
I see no reason to flame the guy really
Urchin2000-11-24 15:17:53
I see a reason to flame Skrållan! Just because pot is avaliable doesn't mean it's good for you!
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