Little song :)
posted by Elo
2000-11-27 07:19:18
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Little cristmas song :)
              ######NICE SONG######


             RING THEIR BELLS
             (aka "The Munchkin's Theme" )
             (to the tune of "Jingle Bells")

             Slashing through the Orcs
             With a good two-handed blade
             Over corpses we go
             And through the gore we wade
             Mace on helmet rings
             Making bodies fly
             What fun to sing our Slaying Song
             And watch these suckers DIE!

             (chorus)

             Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells
             Don't let 'em get away!
             We're brave and bold for fame and gold
             We'll make a lot today!
             Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells
             Don't let 'em get away!
             We'll hack and slash and blast and trash
             And blow these dudes away!

             Crashing through the door
             Into the Dragon's nose
             Our mage whips out a Cone of Cold
             And out his fire goes!
             Elven bowstrings sing
             Making Balrogs fall
             And our theif finds a secret door
             Into the treasure hall!

             (chorus)

             Then appears the Lich
             With his demon guard
             Our wizard yawns and wishes
             We'd run into something hard.
             He begins to cast
             His 19th level spell
             The damn lich throws a Gate at us
             And drops us all in Hell!

             (chorus)

             We appear in Hell
             In front of Satan's throne
             Our Cleric waves us out the door
             And takes him on alone!
             Satan's legions don't
             Want to let us go
             Our Techno pulls a bazooka out
             And NUKES 'em 'till they GLOW!

             Oh, ring their bells with Prayers and Spells
             Don't let 'em get away!
             We're brave and bold and CRAZED, we're told
             To think we'll live the day!
             Oh, ring their bells with swords and SHELLS
             Don't let 'em get away!
             We'll hack and slash and blast and trash
             And drag our loot away!
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Elo2000-11-27 07:19:54
Kinda puke song :)
Pampalini2000-11-27 07:53:20
You must pay for that song! But is very nice :)
Tabris2000-11-27 09:17:00
couldn't you tink of anything but "Techno"? Anyway, nice :)
Unknown2000-11-27 09:20:14
Anyone can tell me how to make a xpcounter in tintin or wintin ?
Elo2000-11-27 09:42:35
yes any1 know how to do it ?
Nepenthe2000-11-27 09:47:29
Rofl! Threw me a little with Satan, bazooka, etc. lol
Treastin2000-11-27 10:23:43
Right....That is all I can say to that little jingle
Diam2000-11-27 10:54:26
A rocking song, i love people who make something like this:)
and i love people who write stories:)
THis is the spirit!!! :))
Elo2000-11-27 11:35:07
unfortunately i didnt do it myself :(
Elo2000-11-27 11:35:29
unfortunately i didnt do it myself :(
but its still good :)
And about thet counter any1 plz ?
Meteor2000-11-27 12:20:10
I love it, put it on the ainu board so they can put it on the General Board?
Like the Mumeian Rapsody, another cool song=)
Hannibal2000-11-27 12:59:45
hihihi, very good indeed =)
Ethar2000-11-27 14:34:14
woowoo
Niya2000-11-27 15:10:15
*clap* good one! =)
Chauncey2000-11-27 15:21:02
Good holiday spirit! :-)
Weigraf2000-11-27 17:24:53
HELL YES! That's a good one
JOhannes2000-11-27 19:40:02
*Chuckle* Not very Tolkien-ish though :-/
a snot2000-11-27 20:50:34

just replace satan with sauron etc, or is that illegal? :)
Azg2000-11-27 21:43:15
Neat song, looks like he took it from some dork who wrote about AD&D tho. hee hee
FIsben2000-11-28 18:24:12
hehe nice indeed :] I was actually singing it - not readin, and it sounds nice =)
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