Donut and me trying to sneak past the bo
posted by Axel
2000-11-27 14:48:07
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nothing serious and no PK - ignore if you missing some sort of humor
Char......: Suhas, Axel
Date......: 24th Nov 2000
Situation.: Ok, since I do log everything - here is the story:
            Suhas visited me in Germany during his stay in Europe while waiting
            for the coach back to America. We planned to meet some Danish
            Players in Copenhagen.


* W C>l
Axel's Home
*Suhas the Indian Man* is standing here.
The little car is standing here.
Exits: North.

* W C>time
9am on Friday, the 24th of November, Year 2000 of the Third Age.

* W C>
*Suhas the Indian Man* says '
You are carrying 261 pounds of equipment. Every ste
p is a cheer tortue...'
*Suhas the Indian Man* cringes in terror!

* W C>say well, just give some stuff to the car.

* W C>grin suhas

* W C>
*Suhas the Indian Man* gives a heavy backpack to the little car.
*Suhas the Indian Man* gives a heavy bag to the little car.

* W C>
The little car screams loudly!

* W C>
*Suhas the Indian Man* smiles happily.

* W C>ride car
You enter the little car and begin riding it.

* R W C>
The little car rubs up against you and purrs softly.

* R W C>
*Suhas the Indian Man* enters the little car.


====> ok, I cut out the spam thru six zones from Cologne over Dortmund,
====> Bremen and Hamburg to Flensburg which is pretty close to the border to
====> Denmark. Log starts again at the border after like 6-7h RL.


* R W C Mount:Fainting>l
South of the Danish Border
*Suhas the Indian Man* is here, riding a little car.
Exits: North South East West.

* R W C Mount:Fainting>say hrm, go in or try one of the smaller crossings?

* R W C Mount:Fainting>
*Suhas the Indian Man* says 'just try'.

* R W C Mount:Weak>say oki, well usually the borders are not checked too much - 
we should be fine - actually I thought there might be more ppl around crossing t
he border during business hours, but guess that is not the case

* R W C Mount:Weak>spit
You spit over your left shoulder.

* R W C Mount:Weak>say ok, set?

* R W C Mount:Weak>
*Suhas the Indian Man* nods solemnly.

* R W C Mount:Weak>say ok, here goes!

* R W C Mount:Weak>north
The Border to Denmark
A sturdy leather backpack has been left here.
A guard is here, grinning evilly at you.
A guard is here, grinning evilly at you.
A female Bounder glares challengingly at you.
The Danish Bounder pierces you with eyes cold as steel.
Exits: North South.
The Danish Bounder closes the obstruction.
The Danish Bounder says 'STOP! 
You will have to show your visas to pass here'

* R W C Mount:Weak>
The Danish Bounder snickers softly.
The Danish Bounder says 'Or indeed, to even get away from here alive.'
The Danish Bounder says 'Oh... and no fooling around please!'
The Danish Bounder says 'Let's see...  Gimme your passports now.'

* R W C Mount:Weak>give passport bounder
You give a passport to the Danish Bounder.

* R W C Mount:Weak>
*Suhas the Indian Man* gives a passport to the Danish Bounder.

* R W C Mount:Weak>whi suhas now lets push thumbs!

* R W C Mount:Weak>
*Suhas the Indian Man* shivers.

* R W C Mount:Weak>
The Danish Bounder says 'Thanks, Axel, now you can pass.'
The Danish Bounder gives you a passport.

* R W C Mount:Weak>sm
You smiles happily.

* R W C Mount:Slow>
The Danish Bounder looks at a passport.
The Danish Bounder scratches his head.
The Danish Bounder says 'Hrm, that does not seem to be a valid visa!"
The Danish Bounder peers closely at *Suhas the Indian Man*.
The Danish Bounder gets a die and makes a huge stamp into the passport.

* R W C Mount:Slow>
*Suhas the Indian Man* sighs loudly.

* R W C Mount:Slow>
The Danish Bounder gives a passport the *Suhas the Indian Man*.

* R W C Mount:Slow>say It is a visa for the European Community.

* R W C Mount:Slow>
The Danish Bounder nods solemnly.
The Danish Bounder says 'Yes, but you need a Danish Visa to pass here.'
The Danish Bounder says '
You could check the consult general in Flensburg, but t
hey are already closed.'
The Danish Bounder says 'Come back on Monday.'

* R W C Mount:Slow>time
4pm on Friday, the 24th of November, Year 2000 of the Third Age.

* R W C Mount:Slow>
*Suhas the Indian Man* makes a snoring sound at the Danish Bounder.

* R W C Move:Exhausted Mount:Slow>repo
You report: HPS 250/250, Stamina 1/130, Moves 1/150

* R W C Move:Exhausted Mount:Slow>
*Suhas the Indian Man* nods in agreement with you.

* R W C Move:Fainting Mount:Slow>
The Danish Bounder says 'And now get out!'
The Danish Bounder opens the obstruction.
The Danish Bounder begins some strange incarnations.
The Danish Bounder utters the word 'fear'.
The Danish Bounder raises his hand and an icy wind starts to blow through the ro
om.
Sprocket tells you 'Are you guys around already?'

* R W C Move:Fainting Mount:Slow>
*Suhas the Indian Man* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Suhas the Indian Man* leaves v v v SOUTH v v v.

* R W C Move:Fainting Mount:Slow>
You flee head over heels.
South of the Danish Border
*Suhas the Indian Man* is resting here.
Exits: North South East West.

* R W C Move:Fainting Mount:Slow>snore
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

* R W C Move:Weak Mount:Slow>sa FUCK, With that huge stamp there is no point bot
hering to try to get in at another border :<

* R W C Move:Weak Mount:Tired>
*Suhas the Indian Man* says 'Lets check the consult general - nothing we can loo
se :('

* R W C Move:Weak Mount:Tired>nod suhas
You nod in agreement with him.


====> I cut out some SPAM. We ran back south to the City of Flensburg to check
====> the consult general if despite every hope someone would still be there
====> to do a temporary visa


* W C>l
At the Consult General
*Suhas the Indian Man* is standing here.
A little car is standing here.
Exits: South.

* W C>exam door
There is a sign at the door showing the opening hours. 'Open Monday - Friday, 9-
12am'.

* W C>
*Suhas the Indian Man* sighs loudly.

* W C>say ok, guess we just leave - no reason to stay here - I'll give sprocket 
a quick tell - and then lets get outa here before darkies come

* W C>
*Suhas the Indian Man* nods solemnly.

* W C>tell sprocket sorry for ignoring ya earlier, we had some trouble at the bo
undary - guess you will have to party without us ....

* W C>
Sprocket tells you ':('.


====> ok, and out we go and spam back to home sweet home ... I cut out the 
====> annoying spam


* W C>seek home
You bend close to the ground, seeking the path to your home...
Axel's Home
*Suhas the Indian Man* is standing here.
The little car is standing here.
Exits: North.

* W C>time
11pm on Friday, the 24th of November, Year 2000 of the Third Age.

* W C>say well, those were some nice 13h torturing my little car :>

* W C>
*Suhas the Indian Man* nods solemnly.
*Suhas the Indian Man* says 'Yeah, I could as well have idled here as usually an
d outcome would have been the same!'

* W C>smirk
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Chauncey2000-11-27 15:08:34
Argh, *comf Suhas*, poor little donut :-(
Snowball2000-11-27 15:09:45
hahaha .. some funny shit..
iv thought about makin mumelogg about rl to .. im getting to obsessed *shiver*
Shadrach2000-11-27 15:26:09
Damn racist bounders!
Its allways the same. Its a pain in the ass for me to travel to gh for some of that lovely taxfree booz.
Anyways poor indian, and poor poor Buba!
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Shadrach2000-11-27 15:26:45
DEATH TO TEAM SOUTH!
Niya2000-11-27 15:27:38
LOL
Meteor2000-11-27 15:38:28
Cackle
Tryksh2000-11-27 15:43:26
laugh, this one was funny
Ariala2000-11-27 16:10:41
Best i have seen here on mume.net
*laugh*
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Lochdale2000-11-27 16:14:05
I don't know, I've met this Suhas character and, well, poor little hobbits (aka the entire Danish nation) need to be careful about who they let in!
Valir2000-11-27 17:16:46
Kinda cute :P
Fyrestar2000-11-27 18:11:11
rofl
Mandor2000-11-27 18:45:03
*comf* Suhas, next time use portal. And btw, Buba sucks!
Johannes2000-11-27 19:25:37
*Rofl* Too bad I didn't get your mail earlier, I would have warned you, this is how it works here :-(

If it's any comfort, I drank a beer or two or three for you guys
Juston2000-11-27 19:54:40
ROFL
Tharain2000-11-27 20:50:16
ack=P
Cagliastro2000-11-27 21:53:47
What does Danish bounder load?
Unknown2000-11-28 09:38:44
Poor car. What kind of car is it?
Niya2000-11-28 10:09:47
Danish bounders load pastries :P
Asmandeus2000-11-28 10:59:40
LOL
Meteor2000-11-28 13:44:17
Laugh real funny log and comments =))
Ethar2000-11-28 21:32:01
hahahah hohohoho heheheh
Mayavi2000-11-29 03:21:42

Did you try 'bribe 10 gold' ?!
Chauncey2000-11-29 04:08:38
What I didn't get was why Suhas had *s around his name in the log and yet you were grouped with him!
Porien2000-11-29 17:32:27
====> ok, I cut out the spam thru six zones from Cologne over Dortmund,
====> Bremen and Hamburg to Flensburg which is pretty close to the border to
====> Denmark. Log starts again at the border after like 6-7h RL.

Hmmm ... hamburg ? Did you say Hamburg ? :(
*sigh*
Axel2000-11-30 01:27:04
ack - didnt think about you :(
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