######NICE SONG######
RING THEIR BELLS
(aka "Orc theme" )
(to the tune of "Jingle Bells")
Slashing through the Pukes
With a good two-handed blade
Over corpses we go
And through the gore we wade
Mace on helmet rings
Making bodies fly
What fun to sing our Slaying Song
And watch these pukes DIE!
(chorus)
Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells
Don't let 'em get away!
We're brave and bold for fame and gold
We'll make a lot today!
Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells
Don't let 'em get away!
We'll hack and slash and bash and trash
And blow these pukes away!
Crashing through the door
Into the Elronds's nose
Our mage whips out a Cone of Cold
And out his fire goes!
Orc bowstrings sing
Making Elrond fall
And our theif finds a secret door
Into the treasure hall!
(chorus)
Then appears the Gandalf
With his wimpy bodyguard
Our bn yawns and wishes
We'd run into something hard.
He begins to cast
His 19th level spell
The damn gandalf throws a Gate at us
And drops us all in Hell!
(chorus)
We appear in Hell
In front of Saurons's throne
Our Cleric waves us out the door
And takes him on alone!
Saurons's legions don't
Want to let us go
Our Norsu pulls his fist out
And punches 'em 'till they GLOW!
Oh, ring their bells with Bashes and Spells
Don't let 'em get away!
We're brave and bold and CRAZED, we're told
To think we'll live the day!
Oh, ring their bells with swords and SHELLS
Don't let 'em get away!
We'll hack and slash and blast and trash
And drag our loot away!
