Hrm, keep your backpacks in order.
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o W C a living statue:Awful Snotty:Healthy>
Snotty pounds a living statue's left leg extremely hard and shatters it.
You receive your share of experience.
Yes! 
You're beginning to get the idea.
Your blood freezes as you hear a living statue's death cry.
A living statue is dead! R.I.P.

o W C>cmw
cha mood wimpy
Ok.

o W C>rem tweapon
rem shield
put tweapon pack
put shield pack
get 2.shield pack
wear shield
get sweapon pack
wield sweapon
Sharmak says 'ok i harm'
You stop using a halberd.

o W C>
You stop using a metal buckler.

o W C>
You put a halberd in a leather backpack.

o W C>
You put a metal buckler in a leather backpack.

o W C>
You get a large wooden wall shield from a leather backpack.

o W C>
You fasten a large wooden wall shield on your arm, becoming very impressive.

o W C>
You get a butcher's cleaver from a leather backpack.

o W C>
You awkwardly wield a butcher's cleaver, looking very evil-minded.

o W C>'i newk man
emote tries to say:i newk man
Ok.

o W C>' uh
emote tries to say: uh
Ok.

o W C>peer me
You peer at yourself, trying to understand what you're doing.

o W C>rem cleaver
Sharmak giggles.
You stop using a butcher's cleaver.

o W C>wear cleaver belt
You fasten a butcher's cleaver on your belt.

o W C>' urm
emote tries to say: urm
Ok.