How to kill a lowlvl BN
posted by Opatuli
2000-12-04 18:02:04
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Ah those lovely legends who seek for fun with lowlevel ones.
This is one more story about how nasty bitch life of BN can 
sometimes be.



* HP:Fine Mana:Warm Move:Slow>n
Green Hills
A tall stag (x) is standing here.
Exits: North South West.

* HP:Fine Mana:Warm Move:Slow>rest
You sit down and rest your tired bones.

* HP:Fine Mana:Warm Move:Slow>sc
58/61 hit, 42/118 mana, and 17/105 moves.

* HP:Fine Mana:Warm Move:Slow>stat
OB: 20%, DB: -42%, PB: 33%, Armour: 29%. Wimpy: 30. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 63,152 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- noquit
- armour

* HP:Fine Mana:Warm Move:Slow>
Gretna narrates 'eagle tracks near khuzur 4 ticks'

* HP:Fine Mana:Warm Move:Slow>
Gretna narrates 'on secret path'

* HP:Fine Mana:Warm Move:Slow>
*a Man* has arrived from the north riding a pack horse.

* HP:Fine Mana:Warm Move:Slow>sta
You stop resting, and stand up.

* HP:Fine Mana:Warm Move:Slow>n
A tall stag leaves west.

* HP:Fine Mana:Warm Move:Slow>*a Man* pounds your body extremely hard and shatters it.
That really HURT!
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* HP:Hurt Mana:Warm Move:Slow *a Man*:Healthy>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* HP:Hurt Mana:Warm Move:Slow *a Man*:Healthy>n
flee
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* HP:Hurt Mana:Warm Move:Slow *a Man*:Healthy>
Gretna narrates 'solo'

* HP:Hurt Mana:Warm Move:Slow *a Man*:Healthy>n
PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!

* HP:Hurt Mana:Warm Move:Slow *a Man*:Healthy>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* HP:Hurt Mana:Warm Move:Slow *a Man*:Healthy>n
flee
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* HP:Hurt Mana:Warm Move:Slow *a Man*:Healthy>n
You flee head over heels.
High Hill
A tall stag (x) is standing here.
Exits: North East South.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Warm Move:Slow>Green Hills
A black wolf is here, glaring hungrily for its next meal.
A black wolf is here, glaring hungrily for its next meal.
Exits: North East South.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Warm Move:Weak>n
Hills
Exits: East South West.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Warm Move:Weak>e
Hills
Exits: North East South West.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Warm Move:Weak>n
Hills
Exits: North East South.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Warm Move:Fainting>n
You are too exhausted.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Warm Move:Fainting>
Silm narrates 'any1 coming?'

* HP:Hurt Mana:Warm Move:Weak>rest
You sit down and rest your tired bones.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Hot Move:Weak>
*a Man* has arrived from the south riding a pack horse.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Hot Move:Weak>sta
n
You stop resting, and stand up.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Hot Move:Weak>High Hill
Exits: East South.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Hot Move:Weak>
*a Man* has arrived from the south riding a pack horse.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Hot Move:Weak>
You feel less protected.
*a Man* pounds your body extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
That really HURT!

* HP:Bad Mana:Hot Move:Weak *a Man*:Healthy>e

Saving Opatuli.

* HP:Bad Mana:Hot Move:Weak *a Man*:Healthy>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* HP:Bad Mana:Hot Move:Weak *a Man*:Healthy>cast 'burning' *man*
You start to concentrate...

You flee head over heels.
You were not able to keep your concentration while moving.
Hills
Exits: East South West.

* HP:Bad Mana:Hot Move:Exhausted>
Burgui narrates 'all come filthy'

* HP:Bad Mana:Hot Move:Exhausted>e
You are too exhausted.

* HP:Bad Mana:Hot Move:Exhausted>
*a Man* has arrived from the west riding a pack horse.

* HP:Bad Mana:Hot Move:Exhausted>
*a Man* quickly approaches, trying to pound you.

* HP:Bad Mana:Hot Move:Exhausted *a Man*:Healthy>wave self

You flee head over heels.
You are too exhausted.
You are too exhausted.
You are too exhausted.
You are too exhausted.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* HP:Bad Mana:Hot Move:Exhausted *a Man*:Healthy>
You saying this is the end?
*a Man* pounds your right foot extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!

You are dead! Sorry...


o HP:Awful Mana:Hot Move:Exhausted>
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Axel2000-12-04 18:04:44
well, you gave that *Man* a chance to narrate with pride "BN dies!" - doesnt
that make you feel good at least?
Axel2000-12-04 18:06:51
besides that - only ppl who do not post such crap will be good BNs later
Opatuli2000-12-04 18:15:59
Yeah. Normally i think i wouldnt have done this, but for now this will be
also a kind of farewell to mume, at least for a LONG while.
Axel2000-12-04 18:20:22
ehhe, yeah - I would have quit after such a defeat too
Opatuli2000-12-04 18:23:29
Axel you think it's only this little piece that annoyed me.
No, whole day here went down from a drain..
Norsu2000-12-04 19:03:48
Can't really think of a reason why he should not kill you. Weeds out the weak ones, so to speak.
Vorlin2000-12-04 19:22:00
BN's are basically for closet masochists. You know, the type of people you can dare to stick their finger in a light socket, and they'll do it every time. Here's a test for whether you will enjoy playing a BN: take a big hammer, and hit your hand with it as hard as you can. If you like the sensation, then BN is the mume race for you. :)
bn recruiter2000-12-04 20:04:51
the few, the proud, the...even fewer, the...ok even fewer now, the bn lowbies. whoops there goes another one.
Prist2000-12-04 21:32:32
There is no better feeling in MUME than reaching lvl 21 as a bn and seeing your very first stored fireball explode in the face of *an Elf*...
Fredde2000-12-04 21:34:28
lol vorlin
Spellbinder2000-12-04 21:35:32
Very nicely timed wave self....you got it in 1/2 a second before he got the final blow...clap clap clap..you get style points for that...if you gonna die exhausted, best go out with a lil style I always say, especially at that lvl.
Pampalini2000-12-04 21:56:59
Comforts little man, but quitting BN before you die 100x+ is really soon
San2000-12-04 21:58:16
Arghhh... shame on me... just can't stop picking on those lil bns ;)
BTW *nod Prist*, i know this feeling, too bad most *pelfes* are fine after fireball :P
Common Sense2000-12-04 23:07:42
If we were to weed out the weak ones, Norsu you would be the first to go!
Norsu2000-12-05 07:35:20
If you weren't so weak, you'd dare use your name when commenting, little boy.
Meteor2000-12-05 08:28:01
Little pricks using no names when flamign Rogon, what a balls=)
Gudda and co2000-12-06 20:25:55
dont go... *sniff*
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