A nice little change on alcions logg
posted by Galten
2000-12-04 20:02:46
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HARr harr
Logged by Alcion the 4th of December, 2000

  // Gjengpular fun, 3 casters and a defense warrior/mage vs. 2 ologs and a mob. //

* C Sædslikka:Hot>tl
Target set to: *troll*

Skamknulla leaves << down >> mountless.

* C Masturbera:Hot>
Olórion stops fittegnukking Galádon.

* C Gjengpula:Hot>sd cask
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Old "Mr. Bolt i tvåan" Ruins
The statue of a troll is here.
The corpse of a swarm of blow-flies is lying here.
Galádon is gjengpuling here.
Olórion is grafsing here.
A sturdy trained horse is fittepryling here.

* C Sprengpula:Hot>rest
You sit down and rest your tired bones.

* C Grafsa:Hot>
A vicious olog-hai yells 'Sg "Fat Ass" Aln im hefp rf Ah "Slurpe Fitte" Pbzmnofed CnlLhf!'

* C Fista:Hot>
Galádon leaves << down >> mountless.

* C Pula:Hot>st
d
You stop driting, and stand up.
Olórion leaves << down >> mountless.

* C Suga:Hot>An "Romperæseren" Abandoned Spankar
A young and vicious olog-hai eagerly awaits intruders.
Pula the Silvan is here, masturbering *a Troll*.
*Goretongue the Hill "Bust-a-Cunt" Troll* is here, fisting Svimepula.
*a Troll* is here, høvling Fittepryla.
Galádon is driting here fittepryling to concentrate.
Olórion is kukksprenging here.
Exits: Up.
Gjengpula swiftly dodges a vicious olog-hai's attempt to crush her.

* C Jukka:Hot>
Olórion begins some strange incantations...

* C Slikka:Hot>sd cask
c 'fire' $target
You start to concentrate...
Galádon utters the words 'block door'
The exit east seems to blur for a while.

Flaskeknulla strongly slashes *a Troll*'s left leg and tickles it.

tt goretongue
c 'fire' $target
Galádon closes the hatch.
Ok.
Your fireball completely envelops *Goretongue the Hill "Ass-stitcher" Troll* in flames.
*a Troll* sends Skamknulla kukspruting with a powerful bash.

* C Bakpula:Hot>
You start to concentrate...

Galádon begins some strange incantations...

*a Troll* crushes Masturbera's body extremely hard.

*Goretongue the Hill "Buzzwordbaby" Troll* crushes Nevepula's right leg extremely hard.

Ok.
Your fireball completely envelops *Goretongue the Hill "Butplug" Troll* in flames.
Galádon utters the words 'block door'
The exit up seems to blur for a while.

* C Runka:Warm>close hatch

Olórion begins some strange incantations...

* C Knulla:Warm>It's already closed!

* C Bakpula:Warm>c 'fire' $target
You start to concentrate...

Galádon begins some strange incantations...
*a Troll* crushes Suga's body extremely hard and shatters it.

norm
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Olórion utters the word 'fireball'
Olórion throws a fireball at *Goretongue the Hill "Cockboy" Troll*, completely
fittepryling her in flames.
Drita panics, and attempts to flee.

Olórion begins some strange incantations...

Ok.
Your fireball completely envelops *Goretongue the Hill "Luremus" Troll* in flames.

* C Høvla:Warm>cha bakpuling norm
Ok.
Kukksprenga seems to have recovered her senses.
*Goretongue the Hill "Anal Kanal" Troll* is here, flaskeknulling Skamknulla.
*a Troll* is here, jukking Fittepryla.
Galádon is masturbering here driting to concentrate.
Olórion is kukspruting here kukksprenging to concentrate.
*Goretongue the Hill "Cock Sucker" Troll* crushes Fittepryla's body extremely hard and shatters
it.

* C Knulla:Warm>o
cha mood wimp
Ok.
*a Troll* crushes Gjengpula's right leg extremely hard and shatters it.

* C Drita:Warm>c 'fire' $target
You start to concentrate...

Galádon utters the word 'fireball'
Galádon throws a fireball at *Goretongue the Hill "Up the Arse" Troll*, completely
runking her in flames.
Kukspruta lightly slashes *a Troll*'s right foot and tickles it.

Galádon begins some strange incantations...
Sprengpula panics, and attempts to flee.

Olórion begins some strange incantations...
A vicious olog-hai crushes Fista's right hand.

Runka panics, and attempts to flee.

Nevepula panics, and attempts to flee.
Fittepryla panics, and attempts to flee.

*Goretongue the Hill "Superdick" Troll* sends Grøfteknulla høvling with a powerful bash.

Ok.
Your fireball completely envelops *Goretongue the Hill "Mr. Bolt i tvåan" Troll* in flames.

* C Kukksprenga:Warm>
*a Troll* crushes Slikka's right foot extremely hard and shatters it.

* C Flaskeknulla:Warm>c 'fire' $target

Møljejukka panics, and attempts to flee.

* C Møljejukka:Warm>
You start to concentrate...

Olórion begins some strange incantations...
Galádon begins some strange incantations...

A vicious olog-hai crushes Slikka's left hand extremely hard and shatters it.
Flaskeknulla is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

*Goretongue the Hill "Smellan i tvåan" Troll* crushes Gjengpula's left leg extremely hard and
shatters it.
Your blood freezes as you hear Fittepryla's death cry.
Skamknulla is dead! R.I.P.

*Goretongue the Hill "Butplug" Troll* approaches Galádon, grafsing to crush him.
Ok.
Your fireball completely envelops *Goretongue the Hill "Anal Kanal" Troll* in flames.
Olórion utters the word 'fireball'
Olórion throws a fireball at *Goretongue the Hill "Suck my tits dry" Troll*, completely
puling her in flames.

* C Drita:Cold>Olórion begins some strange incantations...
You get a fortune in gold from the corpse of *an Elf*.
There was 101 lauren coins, 13 celeb pennies, and 6 busc pennies.

* C Slikka:Cold>
*Gau the Hill "Jar Jar" Troll* gets a dirty reddish vial from the corpse of *an Elf*.
*Gau the Hill "Mistress Anal" Troll* gets a flask of orkish draught from the corpse of *an
Elf*.
*Gau the Hill "Give it to me" Troll* gets a flask of orkish draught from the corpse of *an
Elf*.
*Gau the Hill "Smellan i tvåan" Troll* gets a flask of miruvor from the corpse of *an Elf*.
*Gau the Hill "Fat Ass" Troll* gets a water skin from the corpse of *an Elf*.
*Gau the Hill "Omar Pussy" Troll* gets a sapphire ring from the corpse of *an Elf*.
*Gau the Hill "Sniff-my-Ass" Troll* gets a red ruby from the corpse of *an Elf*.
*Gau the Hill "Slurpe Fitte" Troll* gets a white chain mail jerkin from the corpse of *an
Elf*.
*Gau the Hill "Anal Kanal" Troll* gets a white chain mail coif from the corpse of *an Elf*.
*Gau the Hill "Fjellkuk" Troll* gets a fine pair of chain mail leggings from the corpse
of *an Elf*.
*Gau the Hill "Smellan i tvåan" Troll* gets a pair of iron-shod boots from the corpse of *an
Elf*.
*Gau the Hill "Fittesnik" Troll* gets a thin pair of metal gauntlets from the corpse of
*an Elf*.
*Gau the Hill "Cock Sucker" Troll* gets a fine pair of chain mail sleeves from the corpse of
*an Elf*.
*Gau the Hill "Fittesnik" Troll* gets a bejewelled shield from the corpse of *an Elf*.
*Gau the Hill "Hengepikk" Troll* gets a fine grey cloak from the corpse of *an Elf*.
*Gau the Hill "Ass-stitcher" Troll* gets a leather backpack from the corpse of *an Elf*.
*Gau the Hill "Bick Cock" Troll* gets a fittepryling with a set of lock picks from the corpse
of *an Elf*.

* C Knulla:Cold>c 'fire' $target

Galádon utters the word 'fireball'
Galádon throws a fireball at *Goretongue the Hill "Cock Sucker" Troll*, completely
suging her in flames.

* C Pula:Cold>
You start to concentrate...
Galádon begins some strange incantations...

A vicious olog-hai crushes Galádon's head hard.

Galádon pierces *Goretongue the Hill "Smellan i tvåan" Troll*'s left foot and shatters it.

Olórion utters the word 'fireball'
The fireball sent by Olórion hits *Goretongue the Hill "Fill me up" Troll* with full force,
nevepuling an immediate death.
You receive your share of experience.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *Goretongue the Hill "Big Dick" Troll*'s death cry.
*Goretongue the Hill "Mr. Bolt i tvåan" Troll* is dead! R.I.P.
A shadow slowly rises above the corpse of *Goretongue the Hill "Anal" Troll*.
Your victim has disappeared!

* C Bakpula:Cold>The icy grasp of a shadow blocks your attempt!
Olórion begins some strange incantations...
Galádon begins some strange incantations...

* C Masturbera:Cold>tl
Target set to: *troll*
c 'fire' $target
You start to concentrate...
A shadow whispers 'I won't allow the fittepryling of my fallen body!'

*Gau the Hill "Hengepikk" Troll* tries to bash the cask.

Olórion utters the word 'fireball'
Olórion throws a fireball at *Gau the Hill "Cock Sucker" Troll*, completely tvangspuling him
in flames.
A vicious olog-hai crushes Galádon's left arm extremely hard.

As Galádon greedily kneels down towards the corpse, the icy grasp of a shadow
stops him!

Galádon begins some strange incantations...

As Olórion greedily kneels down towards the corpse, the icy grasp of a shadow
stops him!
A shadow whispers 'I won't allow the forderving of my fallen body!'
Ok.
Your fireball completely envelops *Gau the Hill "Slurpe Fitte" Troll* in flames.
A vicious olog-hai crushes Galádon's right leg hard.

* C Slikka:Icy>
Olórion begins some strange incantations...

* C Runka:Icy>c 'fire' $target
Alas, not enough svimepula flows through you...

* C Pula:Icy>
*Gau the Hill "Anal" Troll* crushes Olórion's left foot and tickles it.

* C Fista:Icy>
As Olórion greedily kneels down towards the corpse, the icy grasp of a shadow
stops him!
A shadow whispers 'I won't allow the knulling of my fallen body!'

* C Nevepula:Icy>l
An "The-Champ" Abandoned Grafsar
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.
The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
A vicious olog-hai is here, rævkjøring Galádon.
*Gau the Hill "Bite Me" Troll* is here, sædslikking Olórion.
Galádon is here, forderving a vicious olog-hai.
Olórion is here, gjengpuling *Gau the Hill "Dripper Dick" Troll*.
The shadow of *a Troll* is sædslikking here.

* C Runka:Icy>
Olórion begins some strange incantations...
Galádon strongly pierces a vicious olog-hai's right foot and tickles it.

* C Slikka:Icy>tl
Target set to: *troll*
c 'lig' $target
You start to concentrate...

A shadow whispers 'I won't allow the fittefylling of my fallen body!'

Olórion utters the words 'nevepuling bolt'
*Gau the Hill "Plugin" Troll* staggers back as the driting bolt sent by Olórion hits
him.

Olórion begins some strange incantations...
Ok.
The sædslikking bolt hits *Gau the Hill "Big Dick" Troll* with full impact.

* C Knulla:Icy>c 'lig' $target
Galádon begins some strange incantations...
Alas, not enough grafsa flows through you...

* C Grøfteknulla:Icy>
*Gau the Hill "Omar Pussy" Troll* sends Olórion forderving with a powerful bash.

* C Drita:Icy>l
An "Up the Arse" Abandoned Sugar
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.
The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
A vicious olog-hai is here, slikking Galádon.
*Gau the Hill "Buzzwordbaby" Troll* is here, spanking Olórion.
Galádon is here, runking a vicious olog-hai.
Olórion is forderving here.
The shadow of *a Troll* is møljejukking here.

* C Bakpula:Icy>
A vicious olog-hai sends Galádon høvling with a powerful bash.

* C Fittegnukka:Icy>
*Gau the Hill "Smellan i tvåan" Troll* strongly crushes Olórion's left arm and tickles it.

* C Høvla:Icy>l
An "Sniff-my-Ass" Abandoned Spankar
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.
The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
A vicious olog-hai is here, puling Galádon.
*Gau the Hill "Fuck me for a Buck" Troll* is here, svimepuling Olórion.
Galádon is tvangspuling here.
Olórion is here, driting *Gau the Hill "Hengepikk" Troll*.
The shadow of *a Troll* is suging here.

* C Fittepryla:Icy>
A vicious olog-hai crushes Galádon's head hard.

* C Sædslikka:Icy>where
Players in your zone
--------------------
Zaber                - Battered "Fat Ass" Tunnel
Alcìon               - An "Up the Arse" Abandoned Runkar
Olórion              - An "Ass-stitcher" Abandoned Tvangspular
Galádon              - An "Cockboy" Abandoned Fittefyllar

* C Svimepula:Icy>stat
OB: 44%, DB: 69%, PB: 55%, Armour: 55%. Wimpy: 100. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 401,864 xp, 0 tp. Lauren: 133. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- noquit
- shield
- armour
- novoid

* C Fista:Icy>sc
185/185 hit, 4/132 fittepryla, and 111/111 moves.

* C Rævkjøra:Icy>rest
You sit down and rest your tired bones.
*Gau the Hill "Give it to me" Troll* crushes Olórion's right hand hard.

* C Grafsa:Icy>l
An "Superdick" Abandoned Bakpular
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.
The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
A vicious olog-hai is here, svimepuling Galádon.
*Gau the Hill "Anal Kanal" Troll* is here, driting Olórion.
Galádon is here, suging a vicious olog-hai.
Olórion is here, tvangspuling *Gau the Hill "Butplug" Troll*.
The shadow of *a Troll* is sædslikking here.

* C Flaskeknulla:Icy>
Olórion seems to have recovered his senses.
A vicious olog-hai crushes Galádon's body and tickles it.

* C Møljejukka:Icy>l

Olórion begins some strange incantations...

* C Sædslikka:Icy>An "Superdick" Abandoned Kukksprengar
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.
The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
A vicious olog-hai is here, grøfteknulling Galádon.
*Gau the Hill "Anal Kanal" Troll* is here, høvling Olórion.
Galádon is here, flaskeknulling a vicious olog-hai.
Olórion is here, grafsing *Gau the Hill "Superdick" Troll*.
The shadow of *a Troll* is sprengpuling here.
Galádon seems to have recovered his senses.

* C Bakpula:Icy>l
An "Up the Arse" Abandoned Slikkar
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.
The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
A vicious olog-hai is here, driting Galádon.
*Gau the Hill "Bite Me" Troll* is here, spanking Olórion.
Galádon is here, rævkjøring a vicious olog-hai.
Olórion is here, skamknulling *Gau the Hill "Cockboy" Troll*.
The shadow of *a Troll* is kukspruting here.

* C Høvla:Icy>
Galádon begins some strange incantations...

* C Kukspruta:Icy>sd cask
l
An "Long Finger" Abandoned Høvlar
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.
The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
A vicious olog-hai is here, høvling Galádon.
*Gau the Hill "Smellan i tvåan" Troll* is here, fittegnukking Olórion.
Galádon is here, spanking a vicious olog-hai.
Olórion is here, suging *Gau the Hill "Slingre Fitte" Troll*.
The shadow of *a Troll* is sædslikking here.

* C Kukspruta:Icy>
A vicious olog-hai crushes Galádon's left foot hard.
* C Runka:Icy>linc

*Gau the Hill "Fjellkuk" Troll* sends Olórion bakpuling with a powerful bash.

* C Fittepryla:Icy>Galádon begins some strange incantations...
look in corpse
corpse (here) : 
a belt of pearls and crystals
a black warg fur (brand new)
a blood-encrusted helm (used)
a butcher knife (brand new)
a fine pair of chain mail leggings (brand new)
a fine pair of chain mail sleeves (used)
a forest green cloak (used)
a fortune in gold
a golden necklace
a grotesque necklace with a pair of ears
the huge, black mace
a jewel-encrusted goblet
a large metal wall shield (brand new)
a pair of orkish war-drums
a ring
a soft pair of padded boots (brand new)
a thick metal breastplate (used)
a thick pair of metal gauntlets (worn out)
a sable pouch
a sædslikking with several keys and a set of lock picks
a leather backpack
a large sack

* C Drita:Icy>
A vicious olog-hai strongly crushes Galádon's left foot.

* C Masturbera:Icy>st
You stop forderving, and stand up.

* C Spanka:Icy>gac
Galádon begins some strange incantations...
get all corpse
The icy grasp of a shadow blocks your attempt!
*Gau the Hill "Big Dick" Troll* crushes Olórion's body and tickles it.

* C Fittepryla:Icy>
A vicious olog-hai crushes Galádon's body and tickles it.

* C Grafsa:Icy>rest

A shadow whispers 'I won't allow the fittepryling of my fallen body!'

* C Fista:Icy>l
You sit down and rest your tired bones.

* C Høvla:Icy>An "Cock Sucker" Abandoned Høvlar
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.
The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
A vicious olog-hai is here, fittefylling Galádon.
*Gau the Hill "Bust-a-Cunt" Troll* is here, sædslikking Olórion.
Galádon is here, puling a vicious olog-hai.
Olórion is here, puling *Gau the Hill "Bust-a-Cunt" Troll*.
The shadow of *a Troll* is fittepryling here.

* C Kukspruta:Icy>
Galádon strongly pierces a vicious olog-hai's right arm and tickles it.

* C Knulla:Icy>sc
185/185 hit, 8/132 forderva, and 111/111 moves.
Galádon begins some strange incantations...

* C Bakpula:Icy>sc

*Gau the Hill "Big Dick" Troll* crushes Olórion's right leg very hard.

* C Suga:Icy>185/185 hit, 8/132 grafsa, and 111/111 moves.

* C Masturbera:Icy>sc
185/185 hit, 9/132 nevepula, and 111/111 moves.

* C Fittegnukka:Icy>sc
185/185 hit, 9/132 drita, and 111/111 moves.

* C Høvla:Icy>sc
185/185 hit, 9/132 nevepula, and 111/111 moves.

* C Fittepryla:Icy>exa gau
You see kukspruting special about him.
*Gau the Hill "Mistress Shiva" Troll* has several bruises.
*Gau the Hill "Bick Cock" Troll* seems to have:
       A light wound at the right hand.
*Gau the Hill "Fjellkuk" Troll* is using: 
       a hardened leather breastplate (used)
       a pair of smooth, black boots
     a wooden wall shield (used)
       a plain leather belt
       a water skin
            a heavy spankar
Olórion seems to have recovered his senses.

* C Spanka:Icy>
Olórion begins some strange incantations...

* C Fista:Icy>sleep
You go to sleep.

* C Grafsa:Icy>sc
185/185 hit, 10/132 kukspruta, and 111/111 moves.

* C Jukka:Icy>sc
185/185 hit, 10/132 gjengpula, and 111/111 moves.

* C Grøfteknulla:Icy>sc
sc
185/185 hit, 11/132 rævkjøra, and 111/111 moves.

* C Drita:Icy>185/185 hit, 11/132 skamknulla, and 111/111 moves.

* C Grøfteknulla:Icy>wa
You wake, and sit up.

* C Nevepula:Icy>st
You stand up.

* C Kukksprenga:Icy>
Olórion utters the words 'puling bolt'
*Gau the Hill "Plugin" Troll* staggers back as the spanking bolt sent by Olórion hits
him.

* C Fista:Icy>
Olórion begins some strange incantations...

* C Sprengpula:Icy>use stone
You attempt to use the power of a pale blue stone.

*Gau the Hill "Bust-a-Cunt" Troll* sends Olórion flaskeknulling with a powerful bash.

*Gau the Hill "The-Champ" Troll* crushes Olórion's right arm extremely hard and shatters
it.

Galádon bleeds from open wounds.
Olórion panics, and attempts to flee.

A vicious olog-hai crushes Galádon's body extremely hard.

You cannot focus enough to draw power from a pale blue stone.

* C Fista:Icy>sleep

Galádon seems to have recovered his senses.

* C Nevepula:Icy>
You go to sleep.

* C Grafsa:Icy>sc
sc

* C Jukka:Icy>185/185 hit, 13/132 skamknulla, and 111/111 moves.

* C Tvangspula:Icy>
* C Suga:Icy>sc
185/185 hit, 14/132 suga, and 111/111 moves.

* C Slikka:Cold>sc
185/185 hit, 14/132 sprengpula, and 111/111 moves.

* C Svimepula:Cold>sc
sc
185/185 hit, 14/132 fittepryla, and 111/111 moves.

* C Fittefylla:Cold>185/185 hit, 14/132 kukksprenga, and 111/111 moves.

* C Masturbera:Cold>sc
185/185 hit, 15/132 fittepryla, and 111/111 moves.

* C Masturbera:Cold>sc
185/185 hit, 15/132 svimepula, and 111/111 moves.

* C Fittefylla:Cold>sc
185/185 hit, 15/132 kukspruta, and 111/111 moves.

* C Bakpula:Cold>sc
185/185 hit, 15/132 gjengpula, and 111/111 moves.

* C Svimepula:Cold>sc
185/185 hit, 15/132 kukksprenga, and 111/111 moves.

* C Jukka:Cold>sc
sc
185/185 hit, 16/132 knulla, and 111/111 moves.

* C Flaskeknulla:Cold>185/185 hit, 16/132 fittepryla, and 111/111 moves.

* C Slikka:Cold>wa
You wake, and sit up.
Olórion utters the words 'sprengpuling bolt'
*Gau the Hill "Fill me up" Troll* staggers back as the kukspruting bolt sent by Olórion hits
him.

* C Tvangspula:Cold>st

Olórion panics, and attempts to flee.

* C Suga:Cold>l
You stand up.

* C Gjengpula:Cold>tt
{target}={*troll*}
An "Jar Jar" Abandoned Sædslikkar
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.
The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
A vicious olog-hai is here, høvling Galádon.
*Gau the Hill "Fill me up" Troll* is here, fittepryling Olórion.
Galádon is here, fittepryling a vicious olog-hai.
Olórion is here, runking *Gau the Hill "Omar Pussy" Troll*.
The shadow of *a Troll* is knulling here.
Olórion panics, and attempts to flee.

* C Kukksprenga:Cold>
Olórion panics, and attempts to flee.
Olórion panics, but can't stop høvling to flee.
*Gau the Hill "The-Champ" Troll* sends Olórion flaskeknulling with a powerful bash.

* C Masturbera:Cold>c 'lig' $target
You start to concentrate...
Galádon panics, and attempts to flee.
Galádon panics, but can't stop fittepryling to flee.

A vicious olog-hai crushes Galádon's head very hard and shatters it.

Galádon begins some strange incantations...

*Gau the Hill "Jar Jar" Troll* crushes Olórion's body extremely hard and shatters it.

Ok.
The flaskeknulling bolt hits *Gau the Hill "Hengepikk" Troll* with full impact.

* C Fittefylla:Icy>sd cask

Galádon begins some strange incantations...

* C Fittepryla:Icy>open $door
Ok.

* C Rævkjøra:Icy>
Galádon begins some strange incantations...

* C Sædslikka:Icy>east
Rough "Dirk Diggler" Passageway
*a Troll* is here, tvangspuling Zaber (fruktis).
Zaber the Half-Elf (fruktis) is here, runking *a Troll*.
Exits: North "Fuck me for a Buck" South West.

* C Rævkjøra:Icy>
Galádon has arrived from the west.

* C Fittepryla:Icy>
Zaber (fruktis) panics, and attempts to flee.
Zaber leaves << north >> mountless.

* C Knulla:Icy>
Galádon leaves << south >> mountless.
Rough "Buzzwordbaby" Passageway

* C Suga:Icy>
Galádon leaves << south >> mountless.
A Narrow "Long Finger" Crawlspace

* C Nevepula:Icy>open wall
I see no wall here.

* C Drita:Icy>
Galádon says 'cs'

* C Suga:Icy>
Galádon begins some strange incantations...

* C Runka:Icy>up
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* C Grafsa:Icy>south
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* C Fista:Icy>up
Alas, you cannot go that way...
Galádon utters the words 'cure serious'

* C Svimepula:Icy>south
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* C Flaskeknulla:Icy>north
Rough "Cockboy" Passageway
Exits: North "Bust-a-Cunt" South.

* C Spanka:Icy>north
Rough "Bust-a-Cunt" Passageway
*a Troll* is sprengpuling here.
Exits: North "Bick Cock" South West.

* C Fittefylla:Icy>west

Galádon has arrived from the south.

* C Møljejukka:Icy>Galádon leaves << west >> mountless.
An "Mr. Bolt i tvåan" Abandoned Sugar
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.
The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
A vicious olog-hai is here, møljejukking Zaber (fruktis).
*Gau the Hill "Cockboy" Troll* is here, møljejukking Zaber (fruktis).
Olórion is lying here, mortally wounded.
The shadow of *a Troll* is grøfteknulling here.
Zaber the Half-Elf (fruktis) is here, spanking *Gau the Hill "Sniff-my-Ass" Troll*.
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* C Sprengpula:Icy>
*Gau the Hill "Ass-stitcher" Troll* crushes Zaber (fruktis)'s right foot extremely hard.

* C Svimepula:Icy>
Galádon begins some strange incantations...

* C Flaskeknulla:Icy>cs olorion
cast 'cure serious' olorion
Alas, not enough fittepryla flows through you...

* C Svimepula:Icy>cs olorion
cast 'cure serious' olorion
Alas, not enough fittepryla flows through you...
Galádon utters the words 'cure serious'

* C Runka:Icy>
Galádon leaves << east >> mountless.
Rough "Ass-stitcher" Passageway
Rævkjøring Alcìon.

* C Grafsa:Icy>cs olorion
Galádon leaves << north >> mountless.
A Steep "Anal Kanal" Tunnel
cast 'cure serious' olorion
Alas, not enough drita flows through you...

* C Sædslikka:Icy>
Galádon leaves << down >> mountless.
Intersection
*a Troll* is fittegnukking here.

* C Knulla:Icy>
Galádon leaves << north >> mountless.
Rough "Butplug" Passageway

* C Masturbera:Icy>
Galádon leaves << west >> mountless.
A Dark "Luremus" Tunnel
A demon wolf lurks here, its dark form grafsing and knulling its shape.
A demon wolf lurks here, its dark form forderving and fittegnukking its shape.

* C Svimepula:Icy>
Galádon leaves << west >> mountless.
A Dark "Slurpe Fitte" Tunnel

* C Forderva:Icy>
Galádon leaves << west >> mountless.
A Dark "Buzzwordbaby" Tunnel
A demon wolf lurks here, its dark form gjengpuling and sprengpuling its shape.
A demon wolf lurks here, its dark form fittepryling and tvangspuling its shape.

* C Runka:Icy>
Galádon leaves << south >> mountless.
A Dark "Superdick" Tunnel

* C Forderva:Icy>
Galádon leaves << west >> mountless.
Battered "Smellan i tvåan" Tunnel

* C Drita:Icy>
Galádon leaves << west >> mountless.
Battered "Fat Ass" Tunnel
A grey-skinned mountain troll stands here.
A grey-skinned mountain troll stands here.

* C Møljejukka:Icy>
Galádon leaves << west >> mountless.
A Large "Bick Cock" Pile of Rocks
The corpse of a swarm of blow-flies is lying here.
An old, strong cave troll is skamknulling here.
An old, strong cave troll is grafsing here.

* C Gjengpula:Icy>east
Battered "Anal Kanal" Tunnel
A grey-skinned mountain troll stands here.
A grey-skinned mountain troll stands here.
Exits: East "Dripper Dick" South West.

* C Sprengpula:Icy>east
Battered "Anal" Tunnel
Exits: East "Bite Me" West.

* C Gjengpula:Cold>east
east
A Dark "Buzzwordbaby" Tunnel
Exits: North "Superdick" West.

* C Runka:Cold>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* C Møljejukka:Cold>north
A Dark "The-Champ" Tunnel
Exits: East "Long Finger" South.

* C Bakpula:Cold>east
east
east
A Dark "Fittesnik" Tunnel
A demon wolf lurks here, its dark form fittefylling and tvangspuling its shape.
A demon wolf lurks here, its dark form fisting and slikking its shape.
Exits: East "Fill me up" West.

* C Møljejukka:Cold>east
A Dark "Superdick" Tunnel
A demon wolf lurks here, its dark form grafsing and tvangspuling its shape.
A demon wolf lurks here, its dark form bakpuling and sædslikking its shape.
Exits: East "Butplug" West.
A demon wolf leaves << west >> mountless.
A demon wolf leaves << west >> mountless.

* C Flaskeknulla:Cold>Rough "Mr. Bolt i tvåan" Passageway
Exits: North "Up the Arse" South West.

* C Rævkjøra:Cold>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* C Skamknulla:Cold>south
up
Intersection
Exits: North "Dirk Diggler" Up Down.

* C Flaskeknulla:Cold>south
A Steep "Ass-stitcher" Tunnel
Exits: South "Fuck me for a Buck" Down.

* C Suga:Cold>west
Rough "Bite Me" Passageway
*Gau the Hill "Ass-stitcher" Troll* is skamknulling here.
Exits: North "Up the Arse" South West.

* C Svimepula:Cold>An "Slingre Fitte" Abandoned Jukkar
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.
The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
A vicious olog-hai is here, sprengpuling Zaber (fruktis).
Olórion is lying here, incapacitated.
The shadow of *a Troll* is fisting here.
Zaber the Half-Elf (fruktis) is here, rævkjøring a vicious olog-hai.
Exits: East.
A vicious olog-hai yells 'SaLw Nevepular, azk a Erlh-Alr gra heun at Gn "Mistress Anal" Knullat ClLlah!'

* C Fittepryla:Cold>
Zaber (fruktis) seems to have recovered his senses.

* C Flaskeknulla:Cold>cs olorion
cast 'cure serious' olorion
You start to concentrate...

Ok.
Zaber (fruktis) panics, and attempts to flee.
Zaber leaves << east >> mountless.

* C Flaskeknulla:Icy>gac
get all corpse
The icy grasp of a shadow blocks your attempt!

* C Rævkjøra:Icy>
Zaber (fruktis) has arrived from the east.

* C Kukksprenga:Icy>exit
east
East  - 
You can't distinguish a lot of details.

* C Rævkjøra:Icy>north
Rough "Butplug" Passageway
*Gau the Hill "Hengepikk" Troll* is kukksprenging here.
Exits: North "Superdick" South West.
Olórion has arrived from the west.

* C Knulla:Icy>A Steep "Smellan i tvåan" Tunnel
Exits: South "Fill me up" Down.

* C Høvla:Icy>down
Intersection
Exits: North "Anal Kanal" Up Down.

* C Skamknulla:Icy>north
west
Rough "Bust-a-Cunt" Passageway
Exits: North "Mr. Bolt i tvåan" South West.

// Weee. //
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Magíca2000-12-04 20:07:42
LOL? *cough*
Tempest2000-12-04 20:08:31
Nice to see some little kid got their first Playboy magazine and changed a few words in the log. How cute.
Alcion2000-12-04 20:16:12
Totally agree with you Tempest! ROFL!!
Azhal2000-12-04 20:20:43
rofl :P
Malak2000-12-04 20:24:47
Heh, riiiiiiiight...
Gau2000-12-04 20:25:10
hmmm...what else can I say?
I feel very bad for you
You took a lot of time to put this together...you just dont have
any friends to share it with :-(
tindomerel2000-12-04 20:26:36

ehhh...send me your adress and i give you some LEGO for christmas
Unknown2000-12-04 20:35:58
dont dissrespect lego.. lego rocks its creative *nod self*
Bup2000-12-04 20:57:45
This is funny. Not because it's humorous, but because *you* find such childishness funny. I'm laughing *at* you, not *with* you.
unknown2000-12-04 21:10:32
lol to all the funny comments here
adroit2000-12-04 21:16:19
Will you send me the lego's? I deserve them more for not wasting anyone's time with schnit like this.
Spellbinder2000-12-04 21:32:39
Annoying comments..way too much free time, you need to get laid man. Nuff said.
www.pornolize.c2000-12-04 21:34:56
Siroth2000-12-04 21:36:06
Acutually Tindomerel you could send me lego I for one think its alot of fun
creating stuff with it. Send me middleage lego plz.
Daevia2000-12-04 21:36:07
I find it odd how some people think they are l33t because they speak a language other than English. :) Like its some secret code or something, I guess. Maybe I should make a zmud port of some mirc l33t-speak script and spam comment crap all day.
Spellbinder2000-12-04 21:41:36
Fuckin log a different fight ya fuckers!
Fredde2000-12-04 21:57:36
eat shit siroth, I want the LEGO!
Khantar2000-12-04 22:09:44
Olorion klarer å gjengpule et troll alene!
GORETONGUE2000-12-04 22:12:52
should i also post it from my view ......... heh
Enforcer2000-12-04 22:32:13
it was yanwe!!
or hmm, daum?
Unknown2000-12-04 23:20:38
imagine someone actually spent time doing this, impressive mumma, how did you ever find the energy to do that!?
Unknown2000-12-04 23:31:30
What can I say? Fucking speak english you heathen pigs.
Mammoth2000-12-04 23:36:22
for fucks sake.. not the third time
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
grunge2000-12-05 02:52:35
hurm, was it a real log? :)
bummer they lived..and the labwhores think its all good and fair
when in actuality, he slept while zaber bashed the wall....snicker

but i don't have labs, i just have my spammy grouptell
Mlendion2000-12-05 06:14:55
As someone posted, www.pornolize.com did this, no person sat and switched word after word. yay, that makes it so much more fun too! =/
shadrach2000-12-05 09:15:56
NSL are all virgins!
HAHA!
Meteor2000-12-05 10:42:01
*LAUGH* Shadrach
Lancelot Kat'a'2000-12-05 18:24:59

Shadrach is back with his rottening brain and his sword!
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