In honor of my 107th RL Birthday
posted by Juston
2000-12-06 07:42:22
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A brief timeline of my exploits, and proof i invented mume in 1904. **PLEASE** i
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Juston2000-12-06 07:43:51
Btw, those in sweden, how much would it cost to send 8 metric tons of Kinder Eggs to California?
Glader2000-12-06 08:18:46
I can do it if you send me money.
Unknown2000-12-06 08:32:58
Btw... Mume is in Norway... at fire(free internet roleplay )
Salmar2000-12-06 08:58:55
Happy birthday!
Meteor2000-12-06 10:29:07
Keep living another 20 years so you are the oldest human being on Earth... congratz anyway =P
Enforcer2000-12-06 12:32:42
I always susected that Nada cryhavoc and manwe are swedes! Now our worst fears have been confirmed!! *cringe*
FIRE2000-12-06 13:42:18
What the fuck does the "e" stand for in fire???
FIRE member2000-12-06 14:24:55
F(ree) I(nternet) R(oleplay) E(xperiences)

There's an oxymoron in there somewhere.
Thilax2000-12-06 14:57:02
muhahah...you don't have kinder eggs in california....!!??
Plato2000-12-06 15:24:19
What the hell is a kinder egg and why would I want one?
Ethar2000-12-06 15:25:29
3 things 1) happy birthday 2) what the fuck is a kinder egg? 3) that was pretty funny :p
Fyrestar2000-12-06 15:37:34
You ppl dont know what a kinder egg is?!?!?
Skojardu2000-12-06 16:00:40
It would rock if manwe CH nada were swedes - so they would know how it feels to be a lagged swede "yes they exist"
Malak2000-12-06 16:07:56
Def: Kinder Egg - A chocolate egg, that resembles a Cadbury's Milk Chocolate Egg
Plato2000-12-06 16:09:01
That's it??? What the hell is so special about that? Those aren't even very good.
Unknown2000-12-06 16:20:36
The fun thing with Kinder eggs is that inside the milk chocolate shell, there's a surprise toy!
They have great commercials too!
mandorallan2000-12-06 16:47:15
Heck i play mume all the time then....running over my friends in a beat up ford. friends(wendle, joei, vahn, bad, exterminator, guano.............
And happy birthday
Nerf2000-12-06 17:26:20
Do these "Kinder Eggs" ever have razor blades as toys inside? That would be kind of cool.
Malak2000-12-06 19:44:00
Kinder Surprises usually have little toys you put together... I know because my sister collects the toys... she has over 100 different ones =p
Juston2000-12-06 22:58:54
KINDER EGGS ROX! i knew cryhavoc nada and manwe were norwegians but I ALSO know that they cleverly diguised themselves as swedes so they could take mume from me! you rat bastards!
Unknown2000-12-06 23:01:26
Hehe i got a Tom cat toy from TOM and JERRY in my latest kinder egg : P!!! : )
Lochdale2000-12-06 23:30:49
This sort thing is a lot funnier when it appears in the Onion on page 3 as the editorial of Old Man Zwiereberl (sp) same format etc. As for Kinder eggs, saying that are like Cadbuy's cream eggs is like saying miller light is like Guinness...sure they are both beer but one is watery shite whereas the other is creamy heaven. Kinder would be the former with Cadburys as the latter.
Reef2000-12-06 23:35:59
Some observations - Glader is an entrepeneur, Meteor uses too many =P's, Enforcer is a goose, Thilax has perfected an evil laugh, Plato is confused, Ethar is kinda cool (he uses points, I like that), Fyrestar is amazed, Skojardu is damn sexy, Malak is a walking dictionary, Plato is indignant, Mandorallan drives a shitbox, Nerf is sadistic, Malak's sister is a freak, Juston is crazy, Unknown's are cute...
Reef2000-12-06 23:38:10
Lochdale old boy, Kilkenny pisses all over Guinness any day of the week! Murphys aint too bad either...
Lochdale2000-12-07 00:00:54
Hmmm...er...as someone who was born and raised in Dublin I'll let you in on a little secret: Murphy's is the poor mans Guinness, was always like 20p less. Killkenny are for those who think that they can make the switch from Smithwicks to Guinness but just aren't ready. Nothing beats the original, Guinness in Dublin just north of the liffey at the Flowing Tide is like touching the face of God!!! It is the reason I do not drink it in Chicago whilst saving America. After such drink all else pales in comparrisson...Killkennys indeed. Go back to Fosters and XXX.
Juston2000-12-07 00:02:42
I'm not crazy i just 'think outside the MUME box'
Grimble2000-12-07 00:39:08
Blue Moon rules! Piss on that motor oil beer!
Jane2000-12-07 01:46:54
Hann á afmæli í dag
Hann á afmæli í dag
Hann á afmæli hann Juston
Hann á afmæli í dag.
happy birthday...
btw Ópal is much better than kinder egg
Reef2000-12-07 04:33:55
Umm you cant get Fosters in Australia and its XXXX big guy :) But thats all beside the point, everyone knows the best beer is the mighty VB! You can get it painting, you can get it dipping a cow, you can get it any old how, matter of fact I got it now. And the best cold beer for a hard-earned thirst is Vic, Vic Bitter! You non-Australians just dont know what you're missing... Ohh and Guiness is burnt beer, they actually BURN the hops, ehh and I dont like it :)
Reef2000-12-07 04:34:03
Umm you cant get Fosters in Australia and its XXXX big guy :) But thats all beside the point, everyone knows the best beer is the mighty VB! You can get it painting, you can get it dipping a cow, you can get it any old how, matter of fact I got it now. And the best cold beer for a hard-earned thirst is Vic, Vic Bitter! You non-Australians just dont know what you're missing... Ohh and Guiness is burnt beer, they actually BURN the hops, ehh and I dont like it :)
Lochdale2000-12-07 05:34:37
Bitter beer? why don't you just go and bow down to the Queen while your at it you whipped little colonist.
Reef2000-12-07 06:19:23
Who is this Queen you speak of? Actually im 100% Scottish, but shhh dont tell anyone...
Nerf2000-12-07 07:26:25
Heh, the only REAL man's beer is St. Ives....$1.29 american for a forty....If you can drink a few of those and walk the next day, I applaude.....
Baazunga2000-12-07 12:26:01
A kinder egg is contains 3 things:

1) Fun
2) Suprise
3) Tasty
Plato2000-12-07 14:14:15
Ooh, they contain Fun! I need to get me one of those then. :-)
HAISTA VÄNGE2000-12-07 14:40:54
Kange mehe hele õlu!
Meteor2000-12-07 15:02:59
Hehe nice big bears are lovely=) and yeah I should use more little smileys=(
Agattax2000-12-07 16:34:08
Hmm. Kinder eggs are hobbits! (in reference to Baazunga's comment)
Jocke2000-12-08 13:36:41
- Mamma Mamma, kan du inte köpa en överraskning åt oss när du åker bort?
- Ja Mamma, något spennande (gräslig skånska)
- Någgot gott!
- Choklad!

- Tre sakeer i en? Det går ju inte.
_ Nej, det går ju inte.
- JO! Med kinder Överraskning kan du få både något spännande, något gott och en
överrasking, allt i ett. I kinder ägg.
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