rutroh.txt // maybe slightly amusing
posted by GORETONGUE
2000-12-15 23:48:16
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hope it aint illegal, i just decided to come back later......
Welcome to the land of Middle Earth. May your visit here be... interesting.
Never forget! Try to role-play...

Last login 3 hours ago from xxx.xx.xx.xxx.

High Cavehall
A mailbox stands here stuffed full of messages.
A cockroach is scuttling across the floor carrying some debris.
Exits: East South.

Your default tongue is the Morbeth
Your rent was 9 silver 26 copper.
# Friendly reminder: 
You can only have one account and it cannot be shared.
#                    See HELP ACCOUNTS and RULES ACCOUNTS for more information.

### The transatlantic link to the server is acting up, play at your own risk.

Ok.
You have 3 mails.

*>*>stat
wh
OB: 96%, DB: 6%, PB: 91%, Armour: 73%. Wimpy: 0. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 501,061 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 296. Alert: normal.

*>lo
Players in your zone
--------------------
Goretongue           - High Cavehall

*>ok mail
Mail - 3 messages
1+: thank u for killing me  @Goretongue (Mux)
2+: Re: fun with shovel  @Goretongue @Khwaj (Bodycast)
3+: hehe  @Goretongue (Bodycast)

*>ti
According to the Dúnadan calendar, it is:
9am on Sunday, the 19th of Forelithe (Spring: 6/20)
The present Tan Istar, Lord of the Istari Council is Balvan.
Real time is Fri Dec 15 20:57:18 2000 GMT.
Last reboot due to a crash at Mon Dec 11 20:37:48 2000 GMT

*>
Ok.

*>who tro
Trolls
------
      Guano Brickfoot  who has no moves, 
      Ved the Troll Softskin 
      Yellowbellie Chickenshit 
      Kokot the Troll Warrior 

7 players on.

*>e
s
eHigh Cavehall
Exits: North East South West.

*>
High Cavehall
The corpse of the sage's bodyguard is lying here.
The corpse of the sage's bodyguard is lying here.
Exits: North East West.

*>Tunnel Bend
Exits: South West.

o>wh
Players in your zone
--------------------
Goretongue           - Tunnel Bend

o>w
High Cavehall
The corpse of the sage's bodyguard is lying here.
The corpse of the sage's bodyguard is lying here.
Exits: North East West.

*>tr
You carefully examine the ground around you, looking for tracks...

You see:
   - a track of a Troll coming from the east (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of a Troll leading east (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of a Troll coming from the north (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *a Dwarf* leading east (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *a Dwarf* leading east (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *a Man* leading east (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *a Dwarf* leading east (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *a Man* leading east (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *a Dwarf* coming from the west (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *a Dwarf* coming from the west (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *a Man* coming from the west (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *a Dwarf* coming from the west (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *a Man* coming from the west (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *a Dwarf* leading west (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *a Dwarf* leading west (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *a Man* leading west (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *a Dwarf* leading west (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *a Man* leading west (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *a Dwarf* coming from the east (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *a Dwarf* coming from the east (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *a Man* coming from the east (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *a Dwarf* coming from the east (done less than 1 hour ago).
   - a track of *a Man* coming from the east (done less than 1 hour ago).

   - a track of a hungry warg leading east (done less than 3 hours ago).
   - a track of a hungry warg leading west (done less than 4 hours ago).
   - a track of *a Dwarf* leading east (done less than 4 hours ago).
   - a track of a hungry warg leading north (done less than 4 hours ago).
   - a track of *a Dwarf* coming from the west (done less than 5 hours ago).
   - a track of *a Dwarf* leading west (done less than 5 hours ago).
   - a track of *a Dwarf* coming from the east (done less than 5 hours ago).
   - a track of the sage leading east (done less than 5 hours ago).


n
w
You stop searching.

*>High Cavehall
Exits: North East South West.

*>High Cavehall
A mailbox stands here stuffed full of messages.
A cockroach is scuttling across the floor carrying some debris.
Exits: East South.
A cockroach panics, and attempts to flee.
A cockroach leaves south.

*>#zap
#ZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAPPPP!!!!!!!!! LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!
#SESSION 'fire' DIED.
#THERE'S NO ACTIVE SESSION NOW.
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Korf2000-12-16 00:02:18
hehe nifty
Korf2000-12-16 00:03:31
and btw, first comment!
Korf2000-12-16 00:04:02
*gasp* and 2nd comment! holy shit...third!
Urchin2000-12-16 00:20:51
Well, you aint getting fourth too!
Clan Kell2000-12-16 03:02:00
Heh.. wuss bag.. It aint illegal. That's what novoid is for.
Eoladeznua2000-12-16 06:14:39
A Dol Guldur orc says 'YOU! Eoladeznua! Yeo will pie tegelu yeir tama.'
Murghaz2000-12-16 09:59:23
You fucking pussy!
Bamsefar2000-12-17 15:26:26
and u call yourself a trolls!? bah!
smudge2000-12-18 02:35:46
Now thats a great way to use track...thanks for the tip!
Meteor2000-12-18 08:22:15
Ehehehehe well what would you do as a troll with our fucking nice ob and our fucking nice hard hitting skills and our cool moves?! LAUGH we are a joke so...
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