some shit
posted by Lathos
2000-12-19 01:28:28
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Phier is a piece of shit
was idleing tbad and went got food my bro decides to type some shit
to elfy, commands never went through cause of lag
but phier decides he wants to be a huge hemmriod and a fat ass


* HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
Elfy narrates 'nuemar turn that off now!'

* HP:Fine Mana:Warm>tell elfy such my dick   <-shit he typed (freeze begins)
tell elfy i have a large wang
stat
inf

<<Session Disconnected>>
lathos

<<Session Disconnected>>
lathos
PASSWORD

<<Session Disconnected>>
lathos
PASSWORD


                              ***  Mume  VII  ***

                              In progress at FIRE
                     (Free Internet Roleplay Experiences)
             Adapted from J.R.R. Tolkien's Middle Earth World and
                    Maintained by CryHavoc, Manwe and Nada.

              Original code DikuMUD I (view credits), created by:
        S. Hammer, T. Madsen, K. Nyboe, M. Seifert and H.H. Staerfeldt.


If you have never played MUME before, type NEW to create a new character.


By what name do you wish to be known? Account pass phrase: 

Reconnecting.

*>
Amicus narrates 'this is some crazy lag'

*>say arghhh lag
l
emote arghhh lag
Ok.

*>An Altar to His Ego
Phier the Ainu is standing here (Linkless).

*>
Kazan narrates 'hmmms'

*>say ummm
emote ummm
Ok.

*>l

Phier has reconnected.

*>An Altar to His Ego
Phier the Ainu is standing here.

*>say eh

Himrûth narrates 'great fun this link'

*>
Tim narrates 'grr'

*>Elvan narrates 'link'
emote eh
Ok.

*>
Phier taps his foot impatiently.

*>
Magíca narrates 'wtf'

*>say link is shitty
say man

Phier sends the room:
& Lathos tells you 'such my dick'
& Lathos tells you 'i have a large wang'

*>emote link is shitty
Ok.

*>emote man
Ok.

*>
Einalem narrates '*scream*'

*>
Kazan narrates 'nods global...'

*>say well

Elfy narrates 'ugh lag!'

*>emote well
Ok.

*>say wait
emote wait
Ok.

*>say i was afk
emote i was afk
Ok.

*>say my lil bro typed that
emote my lil bro typed that
Ok.

*>say and didn't go through
emote and didn't go through
Ok.

*>say lost link b4 went through

Calenur narrates 'i keep getting freezes and i see i'm not the only one.'

*>emote lost link b4 went through
Ok.

*>
Phier says 'well I think I'll punish you anyways'

*>say i apologize for him
emote i apologize for him
Ok.

*>say wait
emote wait
Ok.

*>
Phier says 'teach you to not have your little brother do it'

*>say i was upstairs
emote i was upstairs
Ok.

*>say common
emote common
Ok.

*>say commands never went through
emote commands never went through
Ok.

*>
Gabriel narrates 'time to rent it would appear'

*>
Phier says 'you know how many brothers/roomates cause trouble?'

*>say probably lots
emote probably lots
Ok.

*>
Phier says 'more then is allowed by statistics'

*>say probably sounds like lie
emote probably sounds like lie
Ok.

*>say but its not
emote but its not
Ok.

*>say for real
emote for real
Ok.

*>
Himrûth narrates 'ooh, finally local lag is gone..'

*>say dont know what to say to make u believe me
emote dont know what to say to make u believe me
Ok.

*>
Phier says 'doesn't matter, go beat on him then'

*>
Himrûth narrates 'now this global thingy'

*>
Phier says 'you can't'

*>say but its the truth
emote but its the truth
Ok.

*>
Flanker narrates 'wave, dont let the hobbithole hit you on your ass on the way
in'

*>
Saving Lathos.

*>say why demo
emote why demo
Ok.

*>
Phier says 'I didn't say that'

*>say no commands went through
emote no commands went through
Ok.

*>
Phier says 'I said punish'

*>
Phier says 'dude bullshit'

*>say then what punish
emote then what punish
Ok.

*>
Phier says 'I saw them go through'

*>
Einalem narrates '3.20 pm'

*>
Phier says 'how else would I know?'

*>
Switch narrates 'anyone want to help me out by buffing and leading me around
for some exp'

*>say i have no idea
emote i have no idea
Ok.

*>
Phier says 'well use your head they went through'

*>
Ólìon narrates 'in other words, does any1 want to level you up?'

*>say didn't think they did
emote didn't think they did
Ok.

*>say link broke 
emote link broke 
Ok.

*>
Switch narrates 'yea i gess'

*>say eh
emote eh
Ok.

*>say sorry
emote sorry
Ok.

*>alias say
sc
Ok, alias cleared.

*>154/154 hit, 125/125 mana, and 110/110 moves.

*>stat
OB: 42%, DB: 8%, PB: 54%, Armour: 45%. Wimpy: 153. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 227,836 xp, 0 tp. Lauren: 125. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- shield
- armour

*>l
An Altar to His Ego
Phier the Ainu is standing here.

*>exa phier
Phier afk is in an excellent condition.
Phier afk is using: 
<wielded>            a double edged eket (dented)
<held>               a wand of noise reduction

*>cha wim 100
Wimpy set to: 100

*>l
An Altar to His Ego
Phier the Ainu is standing here (Typing a message).

*>l
An Altar to His Ego
Phier the Ainu is standing here (Typing a message).

*>l
An Altar to His Ego
Phier the Ainu is standing here (Typing a message).

*>stat
OB: 42%, DB: 8%, PB: 54%, Armour: 45%. Wimpy: 100. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 227,836 xp, 0 tp. Lauren: 125. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- shield
- armour

*>
Dreamweaver narrates 'bye'

*>l
An Altar to His Ego
Phier the Ainu is standing here (Typing a message).

*>l
An Altar to His Ego
Phier the Ainu is standing here (Typing a message).

*>stat

You begin to feel thirsty.

*>OB: 42%, DB: 8%, PB: 54%, Armour: 45%. Wimpy: 100. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 227,836 xp, 0 tp. Lauren: 125. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- shield
- armour

*>ds
drink skin
You drink the water.
You do not feel thirsty anymore.

*>
Nuemar narrates 'An Old Man fails to smite a Citizen Mercenary. ???'

*>
Flanker narrates 'heh heh'

*>sc
154/154 hit, 125/125 mana, and 110/110 moves.

*>l
An Altar to His Ego
Phier the Ainu is standing here (Typing a message).

*>
Tarem narrates 'what will take away the *form of beuty of other persons pains,'

*>whois elfy
Elfy is an Elf.
Is playing from *.com.
HARDY BOYZ BABY! they are soooooooooooooooo hot! especially matt, but jeff
has better hair, anyway thats all.

*>
Kazan narrates 'A Citizen Mercenary avoids being bashed by a horse who loses
his balance and fails.'

*>
Elfy narrates 'nobody better say by killing me'

*>
Barâg narrates 'someone have anything nice for a smiter/crusher warrior?'

*>
Barâg narrates 'for sale?'

*>tell elfy did i tell u to suck my wang?
tell elfy if so i appol

<<Session Disconnected>>


                              ***  Mume  VII  ***

                              In progress at FIRE
                     (Free Internet Roleplay Experiences)
             Adapted from J.R.R. Tolkien's Middle Earth World and
                    Maintained by CryHavoc, Manwe and Nada.

              Original code DikuMUD I (view credits), created by:
        S. Hammer, T. Madsen, K. Nyboe, M. Seifert and H.H. Staerfeldt.


If you have never played MUME before, type NEW to create a new character.


By what name do you wish to be known? lathos
PASSWORD
Account pass phrase: 

Reconnecting.

*>l

The Valar have decided that you shall be put in jail.

*>Morgul Vale
A mailbox stands here stuffed full of messages.
A steward of the Valar stands here, ready to assist you into a room.

*>stat
You can only talk, quit, use mail or rent right now...

*>inf
You can only talk, quit, use mail or rent right now...

*>
Phier tells you 'you get 24 hours in the clink'

*>tell phief rl hours?
No-one by that name here...

*>tell phier rl hours?
Ok.

*>
Phier tells you 'ys'

*>tell phier man this is bullshit
Ok.

*>tell phier i appologized
Ok.

*>tell phier wasn't even me
Ok.

*>
Phier tells you 'I'd recomend shutting up, this WAS the easy punishment'

*>
Phier tells you 'if I didn't give your story some merit'

*>
Phier tells you 'it would be your whole damn accounht for a week'

*>
Phier tells you 'now teach him some manners'

*>tell phier i've already beat his asss
Ok.

*>tell phier but this is still not right
Ok.

*>
Phier tells you 'yes well YOU did it, your brother behind the keyboard'

*>
Phier tells you 'not withstanding'

*>
Phier tells you 'case closed don't make it worse'

*>tell phier show in rules what i did wrong plz

Saving Lathos.

*>
Ok.

*>sc
You can only talk, quit, use mail or rent right now...

*>l
Morgul Vale
A mailbox stands here stuffed full of messages.
A steward of the Valar stands here, ready to assist you into a room.

*>
Phier tells you 'rule of phier, you annoyed me, mail manwe if you don't like
it'

*>
Phier tells you 'last one who did that got demoted :)'
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Forin2000-12-19 01:32:15
Learn how to lock your screen, or teach your brother some manners.
Axel2000-12-19 01:35:14
ROFL, Lathos how can you post that - it makes you look soooo fucking dumb
unknown2000-12-19 01:38:24
I just thought it was pretty funny. *comf* lathos
Axel2000-12-19 01:38:39
ack sorry - my 3 year old sister did write above comment - so please ignore
Galerech2000-12-19 01:44:25
muahah :p
Bajun2000-12-19 02:18:46
*comf* fellow elfie
Elfy2000-12-19 02:39:05
I suck! and I suck all the ainu's dicks so I can spam about non-mume related shit and get all you guys in trouble for making fun of me just because I think this is some yahoo teen chat!
Lathos2000-12-19 02:52:00
I just thought it was bullshit and wanted some comforts
hehe just like to whine i guess
oh btw elfy your a piece of shit and i will torment u next time i see u
Ramok2000-12-19 04:22:59
Well don't even bother with Phier because he is a fucking dumbass anyways...that was pretty lame tho posting log on your part. But I agree that punishment on mume is fucked up. Gods can't deal with shit the right way nowadays because everything on mume is pretty much fucked up. It was way better game 3 years ago then it is now, and then you get little tramps like elfy screwing up stuff on the game that just adds to the big pile of shit that keeps growing :-)
Reef2000-12-19 04:37:42
Personally I like gods who use the term 'dude'. I can just see myself standing before my Maker being told that I sinned too much and have to go to hell..."Ohh come on God, I didnt mean to kill that little girl, it was an accident!"...God - "DUDE!! You killed her! Now get your sorry ass down to hell now!" As an aside I am thinking of becoming an illegal importer of illicit drugs...anyone in Europe can help me out with some gear?
Nepenthe2000-12-19 04:53:18
lol Phier rocks. I do think that any harassment of Elfy should be encouraged rather than punished, though.
Elfy2000-12-19 06:21:27
Lmfao!....I SUCK!!!
Alweon2000-12-19 06:34:24
no offence to lathos, but i believe the punishment was fair. you are taking it like its the end of the world. jeez man, just go do something rl while you are being punished, its only a game. sure, i think elfy should keep most of the stuff she says to the sing channel, but all you have to do is client #gag her. you must have a really immature brother if the story is true. personally, i find it hard to believe that your brother would randomly target elfy unless he plays the game too. if he does, i suggest you tell him to grow up or get out, because his shitty attitude and lewd mouth wont get him very far here.
T2000-12-19 06:36:41
You know where iam Reef :op

btw phier is as Macros once said a little man with a small dick or atleast he
make his best too make us think he is.
Unknown2000-12-19 07:23:48
phier sucks, this is fucking game! and some guys need to get a life
Enforcer2000-12-19 07:24:45
damn, lathos is good xp, now he is gone for 24 hrs :(
Zhagrat2000-12-19 07:28:08
Hey go fuck yourselves ! What could he possible do ? Spank his little brother fot it ?? Get a life and what if that little bro really typed these 2 lines ???
Elfy got heart attack ? or was morally fustrated ????? Jeesus Christ and to Phier ... well man seems you know nothing about the presumption of innocence and how could you :( ...
Prist2000-12-19 10:22:36
Jeez, haven't laughed so much since i got myself demoted... or... umm... i wasn't demoted at all.. *peer self*
Ariala2000-12-19 10:23:35
nod Zhagrat
Gonfor2000-12-19 12:56:45
To be honest, I think Phier had every right to do what he did. Did you read the latest news that clearly stated stuff like this would not be tolerated. I thought you were going to get much worse punishment. And this isn't the first time you've done shit like this. How about a couple days ago when you started talking about "the bitch on the white ship." I assume that was your brother too? You got what was coming to you. Don't be a sexist pig or this will continue to happen.
Uinen2000-12-19 13:02:53
There is no such thing like presumption of innocence in MUME. For MUME purposes, YOU and YOUR ACCOUNT are the same thing, i.e. YOU will be held responsible for whatever your account does. Else we would have a situation where people themselves would play nice and have their little brothers transferring warswords crossrace.
Baazunga2000-12-19 13:30:24
Phier says 'doesn't matter, go beat on him then'
I bet Phier is or will become a great father...?
Nightchill2000-12-19 13:42:39
"tell elfy did I tell u to suck my wang?" Fortunately I managed to swallow my tea before the laughter
became uncontrollable :D.
joei2000-12-19 13:47:34
ahhh
Um i know lathos rl i dont think he would do that
but his brother on the other hand............ *comf* lathos
*slap* lathos brother :)
Lathos to Alweo2000-12-19 14:02:42
RL whats that?
Lathos2000-12-19 14:04:12
Muahahah just kidden. the thing is i had MA at bad and was regening when this
happend didn't log it cause it doesn't matter but i still think phier is a piece of shit and
elfy is his butt buddy
Rippin2000-12-19 14:34:45
I would comment on this, but that would get my whole account deleted...
*comf* Lathos, it IS the easy way out tho. moral of the story, if u go afk a second, log off, (that what i need do in my lab, coz i cannot be 100% sure that my passwords are not still kept in logs while in the lab, and ppl can go thru a lot of effort to hack them... chances on it happening are somewhat below 0% tho, so i best take care, of get jailed by *a ferocious Phier* for longer than i would like to think about... (oh, it IS fun to wait 5 mins to relog into nt btw, every1 shuold try it)
Unknown2000-12-19 15:54:49
It has been my experience never to tell gods what you truly think of them. It only makes things worse... I am sure they can pull up dirt on anyone, and if you really piss them off by swearing/namecalling, they will only make your mume life hell from then on in.
Unknown2000-12-19 15:55:57
It has been my experience never to tell gods what you truly think of them. It only makes things worse... I am sure they can pull up dirt on anyone, and if you really piss them off by swearing/namecalling, they will only make your mume life hell from then on in.
*A Bitch*2000-12-19 17:59:15
"News 1627 (Dec. 11) We do not tolerate racism, sexism or other abuse.
Not on any communication channel (including tell, say etc). If you think you need to express such thoughts, please don't be a wimp and do it in RL with your real name. Or, even better, get an appointment with a shrink." Based upon this, Phier had every right to do what he did here (and probably should have demoted you a couple levels). I remember Lathos narrating using the words "whore," "bitch," and some other deragotory terms a few days ago. When I told him I was offended, he responded using a few other sexist terms. Simply put, Lathos has displayed this sort of behavior in the past and it was him who sent Elfy the tells. Answer this Lathos: how did your brother happen to choose Elfy out of all the people playing MUME at that exact moment in time? Or better yet, how did he know to use the tell command? Or the who command for that matter? Coincidence I suppose...or maybe your brother is a genious child. In the words of Gothmog, "get an appointment with a shrink."
morholth2000-12-19 18:16:21
hmm dont write to manwe cause ..... was demoted? what does this shit mean?
maybe punishmen was right but some dumbasses like phier should be able do demote fuckin butterfly. he is god in game not fuckin real god. maybe he should spend his time to think about how to get this game ok back. eh what i coudl say more demote all gods (with lier Dain too). hmm just keep 1 god which will be able to do some upgrades ;-). btw this log shows how gods are corrputed.
Axel2000-12-19 19:02:24
what is ya guys point? that guy behaves like an ass and was dealt with - way
to go phier
Edvard2000-12-19 19:13:37
*lol* nod nightchill haha
Vorlin2000-12-19 19:26:37
Every time Lathos opens his mouth he makes Phier look more and more right. If this mud wasn't so totally overrun with cheaters the IMMs would probably be more sympathetic to player explanations. But 99 times of 100 those 'explanations' are just blatant lies, as anyone who's played here for any lenght of time knows. Sort of like I suspect Lathos to be lying in this case...
morholth2000-12-19 19:40:38
hmm maybe lathos is alone and flustrated in real, but anyway i think we dont need som many usless gods. and swear etc arent more important think in mume. maybe phier shoudl slain more action spammers
GORETONGUE2000-12-19 20:21:05
lathos: RL is the time between AFK and BACK. Phier you're a loser for sticking up for Elfy, who i recognize as a pukeside nuisance -- but lathos no matter who is typing, your character is responsible for things he does. anyway your story about your brother doing it is pretty lame
Aschit2000-12-19 20:51:51
I like Lathos, but I have to admit Phier was EASY on him. Count your blessings!
Stile2000-12-19 21:34:15
I think ainu were easy on Aschit too, but does my opinion matter? NO! hee hee
Magíca2000-12-19 23:30:17
News 1627... Gothmog wrote that, but I wonder if he would care if any of his
friends did that really :)However Lathos, Phier was kinda easy on you... so
don't whine too much here :) *Tickle Lathos* And lol Goretongue :)
re Stile (Aschi2000-12-20 00:07:07
Well, I DID apologize, Stile! I thought it was illegal at the time, but that wasn't posted so until later. I doubt the gods cared what anyone did to you though, a known pker/pstealer. I don't know of a single god who doesn't think that Mume justice system in cities is an abusable joke; however, no one has come up with or coded anything better.
Voile2000-12-20 00:41:46
Guess forin had a good idea... Since my fiance dont exactly love this game it happens that she kinda spams ppl if she find me logged on afk.
luckily she has only spammed ppl who knows me so far though... Comf on the Morgul Vale its a dam boring place to be...
Cur2000-12-20 06:21:45
Considering that Phier is an avid supporter of capital punishment rl, I'd say you got off real easy :-)
Juston2000-12-20 08:05:52
Is Phier Judge Judy in rl?
Phier2000-12-21 03:04:13
Remind me next time not to give the kid a break ;-)
Elfy2000-12-23 09:12:06
this is the real elfy and i didnt write any of those comments except this one, and just for ur info, i didnt tell phier about anything u were saying, maybe he was just watching, so grow the fuck up, its even in the news no harrassment will be tolerated, and whoever pretended to be me b4, ur just jealous.
Elfy2000-12-23 09:12:48
Elfy2000-12-23 09:13:32
Oops, hit enter, anyway i would also like to know what ainu dicks i suck as i had aparently admitted to above, even tho it wasnt me
Elfy2000-12-23 09:23:52
this is the real elfy and i didnt write any of those comments except this one, and just for ur info, i didnt tell phier about anything u were saying, maybe he was just watching, so grow the fuck up, its even in the news no harrassment will be tolerated, and whoever pretended to be me b4, ur just jealous.
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