Lord Whoops my Arse
posted by Adroit
2000-12-19 08:11:36
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just doing lord, and insta died, not too interesting but something for the bored
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\uc1\pard\ulnone\f0\fs20 The Noble Room\par
On the ground, there are four falchions.\par
Exits: North East South West.\par
* S HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>w\par
The Noble Room\par
A mighty wight-noble is watching you.\par
A mighty wight-noble is watching you.\par
Exits: North East South West.\par
* S HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>\par
A wight-noble leaves west.\par
* S HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>\par
A wight-noble has arrived from the west.\par
* S HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>backstab noble\par
ex noble\par
-You begin to move silently to the back of your victim...\par
A wight-noble has arrived from the west.\par
\\|/-\\|/-A wight-noble (t) has arrived from the west.\par
\\|/flee\par
-\\|/-\\Saving Adroit.\par
|/A wight-noble makes a strange sound, as you place a nasty orkish fang in his\par
back.\par
A wight-noble yells 'Aaaah...'\par
A wight-noble says 'I will rip your heart out, Adroit!'\par
* S HP:Hurt Mana:Burning a wight-noble:Awful>examine noble\par
You see a huge, dark warrior, with a dark, hooded cloak concealing\par
all his features, except for a pair of red-shimmering eyes.\par
A wight-noble is in very bad shape.\par
A wight-noble seems to have:\par
       A grievous wound at the right leg,\par
       A serious wound at the left hand,\par
       A light wound at the left foot.\par
\par
You attempt to peek at the inventory:\par
You don't see anything.\par
* S HP:Hurt Mana:Burning a wight-noble:Awful>
You flee head over heels.\par
The Wightlord's Chamber\par
A mighty wight-noble is watching you.\par
A mighty wight-noble is watching you.\par
The lord of wights floats here, its red eyes filled with hatred.\par
Exits: South West.\par
* S HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>\par
A wight-noble has arrived from the south.\par
A wight-noble has arrived from the south.\par
* S HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>\par
A wight-noble tries to slash you, but your parry is successful.\par
You swiftly dodge a wight-noble's attempt to slash you.\par
* S HP:Hurt Mana:Burning a wight-noble:Healthy>w\par
\par
A wight-noble says 'YOU! Adroit! 
You will die before your time.'\par
A wight-noble tries to hit you, but your parry is successful.\par
You try to pierce a wight-noble, but he parries successfully.\par
* S HP:Hurt Mana:Burning a wight-noble:Healthy>flee\par
\par
Woods narrates 'anyone want to group?'\par
* S HP:Hurt Mana:Burning a wight-noble:Healthy>w\par
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!\par
A wight-noble hits your head hard.\par
* S HP:Hurt Mana:Burning a wight-noble:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.\par
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!\par
* S HP:Hurt Mana:Burning a wight-noble:Healthy>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!\par
* S HP:Hurt Mana:Burning a wight-noble:Healthy>\par
A wight-noble (tt) has arrived from the west.\par
A wight-noble slashes your body extremely hard.\par
flee\par
* S HP:Wounded Mana:Burning a wight-noble:Healthy>\par
A wight-noble has arrived from the west.\par
You try to pierce a wight-noble, but he parries successfully.\par
* S HP:Wounded Mana:Burning a wight-noble:Healthy>\par
A wight-noble (tt) slashes your body very hard.\par
The wight-lord slashes your head extremely hard and shatters it.\par
A wight-noble hits your right leg extremely hard and shatters it.\par
You feel a strong ache there!\par
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!\par
A wight-noble slashes your body hard and shatters it.\par
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!\par
* S HP:Awful Mana:Burning a wight-noble:Healthy>\par
A wight-noble hits your right foot very hard and shatters it.\par
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.\par
* S HP:Dying Mana:Burning a wight-noble:Healthy>
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!\par
* S HP:Dying Mana:Burning a wight-noble:Healthy>\par
Ouch! 
You lose a level!\par
\par
You are dead! Sorry...\par
\par
\par
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adroit2000-12-19 08:15:25
ouch! sorry for the nasty formating..first log sent here. anyhow if you did read that garble, when i entered i had about 175 hps and 150 wimpy
Alfirin2000-12-19 08:22:54
PARPOWER!!
Nepenthe2000-12-19 09:11:26
At three in the morning, those pars are amazingly hilarious.
dorfl2000-12-19 09:32:03
PAR!
Moonshade2000-12-19 09:52:42
Nooooo, another parparpar log! Do you think I bothered to read it?
Ariala2000-12-19 10:14:00
Moonshade read books better :)
Masq2000-12-19 10:20:26
You are dead! Sorry...par

*laugh*
Prist2000-12-19 10:25:15
Those pars made that log one of the funniest i've ever seen...par
Sharmak.par2000-12-19 10:29:49
This.par shit.par is.par VERRY.par funny.par :).par
Shaw2000-12-19 10:42:41
Par for the course.
PAR2000-12-19 10:53:33
PAR PAR PAR PAR PAR PAR.
*cough*2000-12-19 12:49:49
parparpar??? par. par. parpar... parpar! par?
Tror2000-12-19 13:20:15
Par :)
Fredde2000-12-19 13:32:55
i dont get it!
Asmandeus2000-12-19 16:45:29
Comfort.par
Drayl2000-12-19 17:41:09
Comf on death but its shitty that scouts can solo lord so easily nowadays, its always rip :P
Meteor2000-12-19 18:04:25
Cackle that par shit made me laugh rl par.
Cackle what makes it add par in the log? =P par?
Edvard2000-12-19 19:15:04
Hey! stop it, that joke is old now... stop SAYING PAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.par
Grimble2000-12-19 21:43:28
A wight noble seems to have: par

Meanwhile on the 18th green, Arnold Palmer is lining up his putt for birdie.
Grang2000-12-19 21:50:03
heh, it's funny how much of losers so many of you are :)
grang2000-12-19 22:42:34
unlike me, whos a loser, AND a fag. I guess what I'm trying to say is,
I'm glad I'm in good company.
Reivax2000-12-20 02:21:24
parlolpar
Reivax2000-12-20 02:22:33
By the way, this is nothing. What about mobbing to lord at level 47, 2 mintues later MUME crashes, making the fullset unretrievable.
Juston2000-12-20 03:06:44
Lol grimble. p.s. kinder egg par!
Ethar2000-12-20 05:50:02
at the risk of sounding redundant, PAR
Cur.par2000-12-20 06:13:56
Par. That's my comment. I think it's quite witty. Par.
Meteor2000-12-20 10:42:41
I don't mind the joke is old but it still looks very funny, btw I laughed a lot *nod Masq*
PAR!2000-12-21 21:27:05
par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par par
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