afkrip.txt // just funny
posted by GORETONGUE
2000-12-22 05:08:21
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They say RL is the time between AFK and BACK...here is what transpires as 2 puke
###  Logged by Goretongue Fungusbrain, 12/21/00
###  Koljat barely survives an encounter with me while i am afk

* HP:Fine Move:Tired>Players in your zone
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Nucleur              - A Damp Tunnel
Ginea                - Troll Crusher Cave
Goretongue           - Cave

* HP:Fine Move:Tired>531/602 hit, and 49/122 moves.

* HP:Fine Move:Tired>
*Koljat the Beorning Man* has arrived from the south.
A vicious olog-hai yells 'A Man is here at Cave!'

* HP:Fine>
A vicious olog-hai tries to crush *Koljat the Beorning Man*, but he parries
successfully.

* HP:Fine>
*Koljat the Beorning Man* pounds a vicious olog-hai's body extremely hard and
tickles it.

* HP:Fine>
An olog-hai troll crushes *Koljat the Beorning Man*'s body and tickles it.

* HP:Fine>
An olog-hai troll yells '*a Man* at Cave. Come quick!'

* HP:Fine>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* has arrived from the south.

* HP:Fine>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* HP:Fine>
A vicious olog-hai crushes *Koljat the Beorning Man*'s right leg extremely
hard.

* HP:Fine>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* utters the word 'grzzs'
An olog-hai troll lies down and falls asleep.

* HP:Fine>
*Koljat the Beorning Man* giggles.

* HP:Fine>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* HP:Fine>
*Koljat the Beorning Man* pounds a vicious olog-hai's left arm extremely hard
and tickles it.

* HP:Fine>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* utters the word 'grzzs'
A vicious olog-hai lies down and falls asleep.

* HP:Fine>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* pats you on your head.

* HP:Fine>
*Koljat the Beorning Man* says 'he afk'

* HP:Fine>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* nods solemnly.

* HP:Fine>
*Koljat the Beorning Man* says 'we kill?'

* HP:Fine>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* shrugs indifferently.

* HP:Fine>
*Koljat the Beorning Man* says 'ifk ... is ok'

* HP:Fine>
*Koljat the Beorning Man* giggles.

* HP:Fine>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* says 'K'

* HP:Fine>
*Koljat the Beorning Man* comforts you.

* HP:Fine>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* says 'bashit'

* HP:Fine>
*Koljat the Beorning Man* says 'he will come back'

* HP:Fine>
*Koljat the Beorning Man* bleeds from open wounds.

* HP:Fine>
Ginea has arrived from the south.

* HP:Fine>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* nods solemnly.

* HP:Fine>
Ginea tries to hit *Koljat the Beorning Man*, but he parries successfully.

* HP:Fine>
*Koljat the Beorning Man* pounds Ginea's left arm extremely hard and shatters
it.

* HP:Fine>
Nucleur has arrived from the south.

* HP:Fine>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* joins *Koljat the Beorning Man*'s fight.
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* pierces Ginea's right foot.

* HP:Fine>
Ginea panics, and attempts to flee.
Ginea leaves south.

* HP:Fine>
Nucleur stabs *Koljat the Beorning Man*'s left hand extremely hard.

* HP:Fine>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* joins *Koljat the Beorning Man*'s fight.

* HP:Fine>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* HP:Fine>
*Koljat the Beorning Man* sends Nucleur sprawling with a powerful bash.

* HP:Fine>
*Koljat the Beorning Man* giggles.
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* utters the word 'yufzbarr'
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* throws a fireball at Nucleur, completely enveloping
him in flames.
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* pierces Nucleur's right foot very hard and shatters
it.

* HP:Fine>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* HP:Fine>
*Koljat the Beorning Man* pounds Nucleur's left arm extremely hard and
shatters it.

*>
Shimmer tells you 'where you at?:)'

###  -peer-

*>
*Koljat the Beorning Man* says 'u die'
*Koljat the Beorning Man* pounds Nucleur's right leg extremely hard and
shatters it.
Nucleur is mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

*>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* pierces Nucleur's right leg extremely hard and
shatters it.
Your blood freezes as you hear Nucleur's death cry.
Nucleur is dead! R.I.P.

*>
*Koljat the Beorning Man* gets a pile of coins from the corpse of *a Troll*.

*>
*Koljat the Beorning Man* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.
*Koljat the Beorning Man* pounds your body extremely hard and tickles it.

* HP:Fine *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Fine>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* utters the word 'yufzbarr'
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf*'s fireball completely envelops you, causing infernal
pain.

* HP:Fine *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Fine>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* begins some strange incantations...
*Koljat the Beorning Man* pounds your left foot very hard and tickles it.

* HP:Fine *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Fine>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* utters the word 'yufzbarr'
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf*'s fireball completely envelops you, causing infernal
pain.

Your head stops stinging.

* HP:Hurt *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Fine>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* fails to pierce you.

* HP:Hurt *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Fine>
You crush *Koljat the Beorning Man*'s body extremely hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

* HP:Hurt *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Fine>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* says 'pitta mana'

* HP:Hurt *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Fine>
You crush *Koljat the Beorning Man*'s body extremely hard.

* HP:Hurt *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Fine>
*Koljat the Beorning Man* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

* HP:Hurt *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Fine>
*Koljat the Beorning Man* pounds your body and tickles it.

* HP:Hurt *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Fine>
*Koljat the Beorning Man* says 'ouitta mana?'

* HP:Hurt *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Fine>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* sheathes a ceremonial dagger into a pair of smooth,
black boots.
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* decisively draws a black runed dagger.

* HP:Hurt *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Fine>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* nods solemnly.

* HP:Hurt *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Fine>
*Koljat the Beorning Man* pounds your left leg extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!

* HP:Hurt *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Fine>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* pierces your right leg very hard and tickles it.

* HP:Hurt *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Fine>
Your head stops stinging.

* HP:Hurt *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Fine>
Ok.

* HP:Hurt *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Fine>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* pierces your body and tickles it.
You crush *Koljat the Beorning Man*'s right arm extremely hard.

* HP:Hurt *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Hurt>
*Koljat the Beorning Man* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

* HP:Hurt *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Hurt>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* lightly pierces your left arm and tickles it.

* HP:Hurt *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Hurt>
*Koljat the Beorning Man* pounds your left foot extremely hard.

* HP:Hurt *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Hurt>
Ginea has arrived from the south.

* HP:Hurt *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Hurt>
*Koljat the Beorning Man* says 'i use my stone on o'

* HP:Hurt *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Hurt>
Ginea leaves south.

* HP:Hurt *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Hurt>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* lightly pierces your right arm and tickles it.

* HP:Hurt *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Hurt>
Your head stops stinging.
*Koljat the Beorning Man* pounds your body extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!

* HP:Wounded *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Hurt>
*Koljat the Beorning Man* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Koljat the Beorning Man* leaves south.

* HP:Wounded *Reivax the Noldorin Elf*:Healthy>
Ok.

* HP:Wounded *Reivax the Noldorin Elf*:Healthy>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* barely pierces your body and tickles it.

* HP:Wounded *Reivax the Noldorin Elf*:Healthy>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.

* HP:Wounded *Reivax the Noldorin Elf*:Healthy>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* leaves south.

* HP:Wounded>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* has arrived from the south.
*Koljat the Beorning Man* has arrived from the south.

* HP:Wounded>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* leaves south.
*Koljat the Beorning Man* leaves south.

* HP:Wounded>
You begin to feel hungry.

* HP:Wounded>
Ginea has arrived from the south.

* HP:Wounded>
Moonglum tells you 'i reboot'

* HP:Wounded>
Saving Goretongue.

* HP:Wounded>
*Koljat the Beorning Man* has arrived from the south.

* HP:Wounded>
*Koljat the Beorning Man* leaves south.

* HP:Wounded>
*Koljat the Beorning Man* has arrived from the south.

* HP:Hurt>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* has arrived from the south.

* HP:Hurt>
Ginea leaves south.

* HP:Hurt>
*Koljat the Beorning Man* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.
*Koljat the Beorning Man* pounds your left leg extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!

* HP:Wounded *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Fine>
Ginea has arrived from the south.

* HP:Wounded *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Fine>
Ginea leaves down.

* HP:Wounded *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Fine>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* HP:Wounded *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Fine>
*Koljat the Beorning Man* says 'he wounded'

* HP:Wounded *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Fine>
*Koljat the Beorning Man* pounds your head extremely hard.

* HP:Wounded *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Fine>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* HP:Wounded *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Fine>
Your head stops stinging.

* HP:Wounded *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Fine>
Ok.

* HP:Wounded *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Fine>
You strongly crush *Koljat the Beorning Man*'s body and tickle it.

* HP:Wounded *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Fine>
*Koljat the Beorning Man* says 'i wonder why he goes afk cyve'
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* utters the word 'yufzbarr'
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf*'s fireball completely envelops you, causing infernal
pain.

* HP:Bad *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Fine>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* HP:Bad *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Fine>
You crush *Koljat the Beorning Man*'s body extremely hard.

* HP:Bad *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Hurt>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* utters the word 'yufzbarr'
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf*'s fireball completely envelops you, causing infernal
pain.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* HP:Bad *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Hurt>
You crush *Koljat the Beorning Man*'s head extremely hard.

* HP:Bad *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Hurt>
*Koljat the Beorning Man* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Koljat the Beorning Man* leaves south.

* HP:Bad>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* says 'no idea'

* HP:Bad>
*Koljat the Beorning Man* has arrived from the south.

* HP:Bad>
*Koljat the Beorning Man* pounds your right hand extremely hard and shatters
it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* HP:Awful *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Hurt>
An olog-hai troll wakes up and clambers to his feet.
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* tries to pierce an olog-hai troll, but he parries
successfully.
An olog-hai troll yells '*an Elf* at Cave. Come quick!'
An olog-hai troll says 'Bastard! How dare you? I will remember your face
Reivax!'

* HP:Awful *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Hurt>
You crush *Koljat the Beorning Man*'s body extremely hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

* HP:Awful *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Hurt>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* leaves south.

* HP:Awful *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Hurt>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* has arrived from the south.

* HP:Awful *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Hurt>
You crush *Koljat the Beorning Man*'s body extremely hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

* HP:Awful *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Wounded>
*Koljat the Beorning Man* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
An olog-hai troll lightly crushes *Koljat the Beorning Man*'s left arm and
tickles it.

* HP:Awful *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Wounded>
An olog-hai troll yells '*a Man* at Cave. Come quick!'

* HP:Awful *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Wounded>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* pierces your left leg hard and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* HP:Awful *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Wounded>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* HP:Awful *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Wounded>
An olog-hai troll lightly crushes *Koljat the Beorning Man*'s left leg and
tickles it.

* HP:Awful *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Wounded>
*Reivax the Noldorin Elf* begins some strange incantations...
*Koljat the Beorning Man* pounds your body extremely hard and shatters it.
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

* HP:Dying *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Wounded>
You are hungry.

* HP:Dying *Koljat the Beorning Man*:Wounded>flee


You are dead! Sorry...


o HP:Awful>
Your head stops stinging.

###  oo!  half second too late to really annoy em
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Smarty2000-12-22 05:24:35
*comf Goretongue* damn pukes! *SNARL!!!!!!*
Reivax2000-12-22 05:25:54
WHY NOT PASTE OUR MAILS??!!!! Sniff.
grunge2000-12-22 05:27:11
hehe well, why didja go afk at cave? :( :)))
Venal2000-12-22 05:45:51
Well afk at cave is no good...
However, what could your mails possibly say that makes any difference???
You knew Gore afk.. discussed it.. and killed.
Course you didn't stay for Gore and me vs you two earlier.. wanted 'easy' kill.
Nepenthe2000-12-22 06:11:04
Now that was pathetic.
Unknown2000-12-22 06:13:54
Koljat you are a fucking true moron how do you know at that time he was not linkless without flag YA DIDNT fucking know ya didn't care linkless or afk he was gonna die either way very brave koljat you fucking moron, can't handle orc side anymore nomad sucks and durcano can't do shit so y have to play puke and overkill and pull this lame shit eh :) never had respect for you never will
Koljat2000-12-22 06:22:53
yeah unknown, you rock!
Malak2000-12-22 06:23:09
Durcano is one of my greatest minions!
Koljat2000-12-22 06:25:40
look, fuckface, he had act message a la 'im afk here and now' and so on, so get lost! Cant handle dark side? well... im too bored fucking killing you any time as darkie. I came to whack you now as puke for some time :P
Jimmy2000-12-22 06:37:45
you died more than once to them today i heard, send other deaths also **please**.
GORETONGUE2000-12-22 07:02:09
Hey i wasnt complaining, just thought it would make a funny log. And Jimmy rips after this was just 5 pukes spamming on poor ole gore, then again when i went to grab my pathetic belongings. not engaging reading!
Mustafa2000-12-22 07:06:54
koljat is durcano? wow!
Aaz2000-12-22 07:19:39
Yep, tis is the game. But how lame this game with players like you, Koljat! :(
Magíca2000-12-22 07:19:41
Ehhe funny log :O) Bleh you shoulda ripped later...I was frozen :O( *Poke Gore*
Toe2000-12-22 07:24:37
Cool log, Gore! Too bad we never see pukes sitting afk at cave :(
Reivax2000-12-22 07:34:11
As soon as we pop Warrens whitie, I will afk some at cave.
Horast2000-12-22 08:45:27
Reivax is a piece of shit he will kill all
linkless people and afk people...Reivax is high level
and has strong spells and thinks he is the shit...
u suck why dont u try to warlord off of playing far and
fighting with honor?
Vorlin2000-12-22 08:52:13
I agree with Goretongue, it is a funny log, if Koljat had lagged out during that fight he would have been killed by an afk player. Gotta love the possibility of seeing that. :)
Tony2000-12-22 10:50:05
Ok he was afk but common why kill a guy that cant defend himself what the fun in that?
You get some more wps some exp some eq and you make yourself look like a wimpy pig
but after all i guess thats what you are pigs with no respect for the game.
If you Roleplay a guy Linkless or Afk is not IN the game atm hes OOC but i guess
you pigs dont even know what that is.
But go on with your shit kill afk/linkless people and flee as soon as someone hitting
you come.
Morons.....
Prist2000-12-22 10:54:01
Teehee, seems that Tony is the only one I can agree with... and save the rainforests and whales and bansite nsl forever and allow actionhunting by anyone that has higher than 300ms link... but seriously, dying afk sucks just as much as dying linkless....:(
Relim2000-12-22 12:19:42
Bah, I've been afk at cave, Toe!
Daevia2000-12-22 13:13:39
Pfft I go afk hidden at cave all the time.
Meteor2000-12-22 13:36:29
Wow Daevia you rock you go afk hidden there all the time woohooo like hide is not overpowered *SNORE*
Unknown2000-12-22 13:53:25
who the fuck is horast and what did he do that was so cool he can teach others
Jahara2000-12-22 16:26:30
People have no honor these days.
Dorak2000-12-22 17:44:01
Really lost ALL respect I had for Reivax and Koljat now, it's not killing an "afk" player, it's killing someone who cannot fight back. Snore.
Korf2000-12-22 21:28:28
*bleh* koljat, i used to love pkin with ya in and around warrens/noc,
didn't know you'd pull something like this :(. you can say
that he shouldn't have gone afk there, but mume is still a game,
games are meant to be fun, and killing someone afk isn't fun for
either side. reminds me of the time i killed either dramon or damon
(whichever one is the scout) while i was linkless. he stabbed me to bad
in a noflee room and i whacked him dead (he didn't know was noflee,
he sent me a mume mail is why i know all this). was when wps
were present, was funny to reconnect with like +15 wps :)
Koljat2000-12-24 18:26:00
it is to teach ppl to be smater next time. goin afk at cave and fucking feelin brave, safe there? ok, go on. next time he is smater, he learned it, he admitted it. you dont like? dont go afk at place where u are killable, afk is ur own fault. drop link and noone touches you.
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