HO HO HO! Merry Christmas!!!
posted by Santaclaus
2000-12-25 04:11:49
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I wish you all a merry fucking Christmas!
* S>* S>

Manatark says: well, bree it is then?



* S>say transfer me to sppi then?
Ok.



* S>* S>

Gryluk narrates 'duschos'



* S>* S>

Torgall narrates 'zhele?'



* S>* S>

Kokeski narrates 'y buyz noing bo halp aw?'



* S>* S>

Manatark nods solemnly.



* S>* S>

Gryluk narrates 'i awful'



* S>say gimme a target to hit hehe
Ok.



* S>* S>

Norsu narrates 'casing soon'



* S>grin
You grin evilly.



* S>* S>

Manatark says: be ready to yell something



* S>* S>

Manatark giggles.



* S>say ok


Maag narrates '2 minutes'



* S>* S>
Ok.



* S>* S>

Manatark screams and collapses, only to be swallowed by dark mist.



* S>* S>

You are hungry.

You are thirsty.

Sauron has arrived.



* S>* S>

Gryluk narrates 'cahe gohp prf, vo ewb dloolond asly of, o nek bo ilofu renb,

i galk oem'



* S>alias y yell MERRY  FUCKING  CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok.



* S>cha la west
Very well, you now speak Westron.



* S>* S>

Drooling narrates 'all low level and most bad'



* S>* S>

Torgall narrates 'wheri are tse pagun?'



* S>* S>

Gryluk narrates 'u out hhlu roits'



* S>* S>

Kokeski narrates 'ew warlens o sood'



* S>* S>

Uldrak narrates 'what racew?'



* S>* S>

Gryluk narrates 'i hawg uupfige'



* S>* S>

Manatark tells you 'ready?'



* S>* S>

Saving Santaclaus.



* S>* S>

Kokeski narrates 'vovt ppis ale bod now foys dlooleng'



* S>t manatark yeah


Norsu narrates 'wgele in varruns axactly'



* S>* S>
Ok.



* S>* S>

Manatark has transferred you!

At the Sign of The Prancing Pony

A Christmas tree with coloured glass balls and candles is standing here.

A canoe has been left here.

A large fountain, made from grey stone, pours water from its centre.

There is an old street-lamp on the border of the street.

A sturdy crate made of nailed wooden planks sits on the floor.

The corpse of a little dog is lying here.

*a noble Elf* is standing here.

A sturdy pack horse is standing here.

*an Elf* is here, resting on a trained horse.

Manatark the Ainu is standing here.

*a Dwarf* is standing here.

A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.



* S>y
y
yell MERRY  FUCKING  CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok.

*a noble Elf* starts exercising...



* S>y
yell MERRY  FUCKING  CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok.



* S>y
yell MERRY  FUCKING  CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok.



* S>y
yell MERRY  FUCKING  CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok.



* S>y
yell MERRY  FUCKING  CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok.



* S>y
yell MERRY  FUCKING  CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok.



* S>y
yell MERRY  FUCKING  CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok.



* S>y
* S HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Healthy>

yell MERRY  FUCKING  CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok.

*a Dwarf* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

*a Dwarf* pounds your left leg extremely hard and shatters it.

You feel a strong ache there!

You are mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.



y
* S HP:Dying *a Dwarf*:Healthy>* S HP:Dying *a Dwarf*:Healthy>

You feel a strong ache there!



You are dead! Sorry...





* S HP:Awful>

Alas, you realize that yet again the mighty knowledge of drowned Numenor has

been lost... Despair settles on you.



* S HP:Awful>* S HP:Awful>

Your head stops stinging.



* S HP:Awful>r
yell MERRY  FUCKING  CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You dare not shout, afraid you might disturb the Dark Lord.



* S HP:Awful>* S HP:Awful>yell MERRY  FUCKING  CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You dare not shout, afraid you might disturb the Dark Lord.



* S HP:Awful>
You are already resting.



* S HP:Awful>* S HP:Awful>

Your heart feels lighter.



* S HP:Awful Mana:Hot>
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Santaclaus2000-12-25 04:12:48
YEAH!!! Great log!!!!!!
Ethar2000-12-25 04:13:00
ehehehe amusing
Santaclaus2000-12-25 04:15:02
Obviously, Ethar is on the "good" list.
Yanwe2000-12-25 04:15:18
ROTFL rockin log, that dwarf bashed you, what a newbie :P
Joei2000-12-25 04:16:03
Umm ok nice bn lvl 1 named Santaclaus how did you con Manatrak to do that ?
Santaclaus2000-12-25 04:17:05
Shut up Joei. No present for you.
Drayl2000-12-25 04:17:18
hrm, I start out at bad and Balduran outta mana, we get you awful fighting you and the troll and you call us lowlvls!!
Joei2000-12-25 04:17:33
Umm ok nice bn lvl 1 named Santaclaus how did you con Manatrak to do that ?
Nazgum2000-12-25 04:23:57
LOL, that was hilarious
Juston2000-12-25 04:52:53
Go santy!
Fezz2000-12-25 05:01:03
Gryluk sux!
Unknown2000-12-25 05:53:19
show us rivendell action also :)
Vegas2000-12-25 06:06:23
Nice, betcha that dwarf about shit himself b4 he realized what had happened. Suprised he didn't flee *cack*
Burk2000-12-25 06:19:48
don't let that char delete.. I like having 1, 1% #Santaclaus
Lefali2000-12-25 13:54:01
It's soooo funny! That's pitty I wasn't ther
Oscarmeyer2000-12-25 19:31:30
HAHAHAHA You killed Santa Claus! That's a present for the forces of Sauron! Now you will be so busy comforting your screaming little brats you won't notice me sneaking behind you!
Manatark2000-12-28 16:15:20
Sorry for the spam I created, but I almost pissed my pants laughing as Santaclaus raided the Arda. Only later did I realize, that for all the lowly pukes he was just *a Man*, not *Santaclaus the Black Numenorean* :). But really, that was really rabid and funny.
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