Merry Christmas to the Christians,
Happy Hanukkah to the Jews,
Stigmar Kwanza to the Hebrews, 
And on New Years, we all screws (eachother)!

Today is Christmas Eve,
It is the 4th of Hanukkah,
The stoners are gettin stoned,
and the drunks are gettin drunka!

Rogon is poisoning,
Moonglum does his quakes,
How come whenever I wake up New Years Day,
My head, it fucking aches!?

Snuttan uses the ole IP-bomb,
Call is used by mages and witches,
Yanwe dies linkless in warrens,
Then for 2 weeks he fucking bitches!

Fezz dies 4 times a day,
Tindofuck never dismounts,
But when I drink on New Years Eve,
I drink so that it counts!

Little Elfy, what a schmuck,
Marajade, a fair and just God,
Upper management does shit about problems,
Cause it's full of fucking clods!

Gware hasn't left bree in 2 years,
Ganon hasn't even left shire,
Dragoth argued with NSL,
and it resulted in a lab fire!

Zaber did his bashtraps,
Galadon called like a whore,
Hugegroups, poisoning, no solofights, 
Is making this game a bore!

Then I discovered sameside pk!
Oh, it's sublime, it's bliss!
When you kill another bitch,
It's fun you cannot miss!

So learn from me, and kill your own kind,
Before it is too late,
For one day you will have a girlfriend,
And you'll realize you have a butt-ugly date!

-Old Saint Nick